Separated At Birth

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Left: John McCain's wife, Cindy. Right: Flavor of Love slut Pumpkin.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 10:03 am / Email this »

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Billary C. says – reply to this

101

Yipee, McCain is also eating Pumpkin Pie slice, yummi & not filling, he will cheat w.her as well, not bad for an 80 year old dude with a manatu growing on his cheek……
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Future first lady Cindy is a lovely person and pretty. Pumpkin is a white trash whore that spit on a black woman. I think she is a racist pig.
N says – reply to this

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Ummmm I would say the only difference is that Cindy as boat loads of money!

#6 - … says – reply to this

The difference is, McCain's wife has CLASS.
heart mccain says – reply to this

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I think she looks DAMN good given her age!

John McCain is grreat, I hope he wins! The last thing I want is a democrat who is going to start universal health care reforms…NO THANKS!!! Everyone should pay their own way!
Little old Eminence Girl says – reply to this

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Re: Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky – #50 …. ummm … I gotta tell you, If you believe Cindy McCain is in her early 50s, you are either as pickled as she is, or you just believe all the bullshit you have been fed. Buck up, darlin', think for yourself. McCain may have been the man for the job 9 years ago, but it's over. They all suck, but McCain's gonna be sucking for the shortest amount of time because he's 76 and has melanoma, which has the nasty habit of sticking around.

CINDY MCCAIN IS NO WAY 54 … OR ELSE SHE IS VERY,VERY PICKLED
hyde says – reply to this

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Re: noncyBoY – Actually Cindy McCain looks like Princess Di probably does NOW!
Try Wikipedia, nndb.com, or imdb.com -- for facts, bitchass idiots says – reply to this

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Re: Little old Eminence Girl – Hey, number 110, check this out:
Cindy Hensley McCain
AKA Cindy Lou Hensley
Born: 20-May-1954
Birthplace: Phoenix, AZ
Gender: Female
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Relative
Party Affiliation: Republican
Nationality: United States
Executive summary: Wife of John McCain
Father: James Hensley
Mother: Marguerite Hensley ("Smitty")
Husband: John McCain (US Senator, m. May-1980, two daughters, two sons)
Daughter: Meghan McCain (journalist, b. 23-Oct-1984)
Son: John Sidney McCain IV ("Jack", serving in US Navy, b. 2-May-1986)
Son: James McCain ("Jimmy", serving in USMC, b. 21-May-1988)
Daughter: Bridget McCain (adopted in Bangladesh from Mother Teresa's orphanage, b. 21-Jul-1991)
High School: Central High School, Phoenix, AZ (1972)
University: BA Education, University of Southern California
University: MA Special Education, University of Southern California
Member of the Board of Hensley & Company (beer distributor, as Chairman 2000-)
American Voluntary Medical Team (1988-95)
CARE Board of Directors
HALO Trust Board of Directors
Operation Smile Board of Directors (2001-)
Kappa Alpha Theta Sorority
Stroke 2004
Hysterectomy 1993
unknown detox facility painkiller addiction (early 1990s)
Surgery slipped disc, twice (1989)
Miscarriage several
Author of books:
Movement Therapy: A Possible Approach (1978)
KENTUCKY WOMAN BLOWS MCCAIN says – reply to this

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Re: Try Wikipedia, nndb.com, or imdb.com — for facts, bitchass idiots – I'd say the miscarriages fared best of all, except for you Kentucky. We all know it's you asshole. Have a few more beers with Cindy and sleep it off CUNT.
sad says – reply to this

109

you call her a slut? base don what? the fact she is obviously trying to capitalize on Flavour Flavs fame, in much the same way you exploit EVERYBODIES fame. Then again, who is worse, you for basically being a talent rapist or your readers for caring what no talent loser like you thinks? You coudl vanish and nobody would care, why because you are irrelvant
Ivana Dick! says – reply to this

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Re: Little old Eminence Girl –
Right? SIN-dy McVAIN probably has 54 year old dildos.
MICHAEL JAKSON says – reply to this

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Re: Try Wikipedia, nndb.com, or imdb.com — for facts, bitchass idiots a/k/a LITTLE OLD REPUBLICAN LADY FROM KY – You're a creepy freak! What is WRONG with you? I don't know that much about MYSELF!
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster – Number 104, My concern, long term, is this. Someone once said, "You don't have to be smart, just keep smart people around you." Think Cabinet. I want a cabinet of Smart people. People brilliant in their respective fields. Who will Obama ask? Who will accept? Who will he conspicuously NOT ask? Who will conspicuously NOT accept? I don't see ANY real experts in international diplomacy, tacticians, statisticians, negotiators, stabilizers, or any other outstanding people stepping forward. I do picture alot of these types, well known in their fields already, saying NO to Obama. Who in the Hell wants to be associated with a B. Hussein Obama presidency now? What honest, wise, intellectual, experienced dignitary or statesman WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD COMMITTING POLITICAL SUICIDE BY ACCEPTING A POSITION ON HUSSEIN'S CABINET !!! All he's got to offer is an ex-Spritual Advisor who preaches a Cult of White Hate, and is bosom-buddies with Louis Farakhan. And a wife who looks like James Brown with a four-foot-wide-ass.
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky : "MC Webster, Please Remove Your Head From Your Ass" says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster – Number 104, I haven't seen evidence in the last month that anyone is thinking, politically, even further than 24 hours into the future. We need a president who will make us feel safe and strong and united nationally, and proud and intelligent and articulate internationally. Do I see Obama making me feel safe against the evils of the world? : NO, hell no. Do I see Obama smiling and mingling and solving international problems with Queen Elizabeth of England, King Juan Carlos of Spain, the Emperor of Japan—or even the real Prime Ministers, Premiers, & Presidents who run foreign countries? : NO. NO. Do I see Michelle Obama hosting foreign dignitaries and heads of state and their wives in the White House? : OH, Lawzy, NO.
Kelly says – reply to this

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Re: v – Thank god someone corrected Perez on the girl's name. It IS Pumkin Lol… FLAVOR FLAV IS THE BEST! lol
LITTLE OLD REPUBLICAN LADY FROM KENTUCKY says – reply to this

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Oh fuck, I just spilled my last beer. Well thasss okey dokey becaussse I just wanna say that I'm just jealous becausssse I am secretly in love with that Obama guy, but I am going to vote for Hillarrrrry. Shhhhhhh. issss a secret. Oh, I found another beer!!
So, like I was saying. I just pretennnnd to like McCain because it's my cover. Cinnnndy McCain is a trophy wife, with a stick up her assss. SO NOW YOU ALL KNOW THAT I'MMMM *hiccup* JUST SOME FUCKING DRUNK PRETENDING THAT I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING *farrrrt* ABOUT. *belch*
Gotta go let the fucking dog out…..
Number 116, Try Wikipedia, nndb.com, or imdb.com -- for facts says – reply to this

116

Michael Jackson
AKA Michael Joseph Jackson
Born: 29-Aug-1958
Birthplace: Gary, IN
Gender: Male
Religion: See Note [1]
Race or Ethnicity: Black
Sexual orientation: Matter of Dispute
Occupation: Singer
Nationality: United States
Executive summary: King of Pop
Liberace's adopted boy/plaything Scott Thorson told The National Enquirer in April 2004 that he and Michael Jackson had sex in 1979, and later pursued an affair in the early '80s.
While much of the world expected a guilty verdict, in a high-profile trial Jackson was acquitted of child molestation charges on 13 June 2005, with the assistance of attorney Tom Mesereau. Santa Barbara County district attorney Tom Sneddon's case was very weak, particularly in that it brought the issue of the motives of the accuser's mother into question. Bringing the first charge, that of child abduction, was an error of strategy that likely killed the entire case.
Number 116, Try Wikipedia, nndb.com, or imdb.com -- for facts says – reply to this

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It's amazing what any cretin who can figure out how to google, then use the cut and paste keys can act like they are a walking encyclopedia. It's getting old Kentucky. What would Cindy think of you?
LITTLE OLD REPUBLICAN *wink*wink* LADY FROM KENTUCKY says – reply to this

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I want to fuck her
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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Re: Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky –
How nice of you to try and assist the ORIGINAL Little Old Lady, that was awfully sweet of you, why you must have been an Eagle Scout! Unfortunately all you were able to convey was your belief that the highest office in the land is about APPEARANCES and nothing more. You must be a regular church-goer, praying on Sunday so you can prey on others on Monday. Isn't it stunning how I got your number so quickly???
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky : "MC Webster, Please Remove Your Head From Your Ass" says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster – Yeah, 124, you've got my number alright. Yes sirree, Bob. You definitely know who I really am. You are so smart. You have totally blown my cover. You know exactly who I am.
…Shit for brains….!!!
rsu says – reply to this

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no…she looks like MR. Burns from the Simpsons! Do a separated at birth of those two!
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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#125.
I JUST LOVED YOUR PUNCTUATION!
RUN ALL TOGETHER IT LOOKS LIKE THIS…
"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM…SHIT FOR BRAINS!"
YOU SEE, I EVEN KNEW THAT TOO!!!
AHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, YOU POOR PATHETIC SAP!
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky : "MC Webster, Please Climb Back Up My Ass" says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster – Number 124, I told you this morning to eat my puzzy, rim me, then jump back up my ass where you belong. Now hop to it. Chop. Chop. You savvy…???
HAHA says – reply to this

124

SO FLIPPING TRUE!!!!!!!
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky : "MC Webster, Please Climb Back Up My Ass" says – reply to this

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Re: Myriam C Webster – Number 127, YOU are shit for brains—but you probably already know that. If you think you have my number, you have a handful of number 2…IF you know what I mean. Retire the screen name. You've entirely soiled the moniker.
"Shit For Brains" you shall be hereafter. Or "Eater Of Little Old Lady Puzzy", you choose.
JEN says – reply to this

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Re: … – YOU ARE AN INDIOT!!! HELL I WOULD VOTE FOR PUMKIN BEFORE THAT WHORE BAG!!!!!!!!
Kewi says – reply to this

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Perez, you are now a certified Fool! I have never laughed so hard! And ,PEOPLE, stop defending this woman! She would sell you at a slave auction if she needed the money!! Which she does NOT! She is an heiress you TWITS! She does not have to use her brain anymore, the money just keeps collecting.
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky says – reply to this

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MmmGgsssmmmuussmmm. Excuse me while I get that big black cock out of my mouth and gulp down that gallon of jizz! I have to do that behind my party's back you know. But it tastes SO good I have to get every drop! Even though I KNOW McCain is just a Bushit clone, he's the best chance at running America farther into the ground, if that's even possible. But as a dyed-in-the-wool republicunt I can't use even the tiniest bit of intelligence, humanity or compassion, I am dedicated to helping with the next terrorist attack on America! Our GOP (Gob Of Poop) will deliberately provoke as many groups as we can to get that result. So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE vote republicunt this November. Heil, er I mean HAIL MCCAIN!
Andrea says – reply to this

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Looks a little like Ice T's wife Coco too.
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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#130. THE ONLY THING THAT'S SOILED IS YOUR PUFFED-UP
POTATO HEAD AFTER I MADE YOU DROP A LOAD IN YOUR PANTIES AND THEN RUBBED YOUR FACE IN IT.
PUMKIN MC CAIN aka LITTLE OLD REPUBLICAN LADY FROM KENTUCKY says – reply to this

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Did y'all notice how I'm all into shit? I LOVE SCAT PLAY! I muck out horse stalls and bring it home in great big trash bags and just lay in it all day. Then, when Cindy calls, she comes over and opens up a bag of her own. Oh we have such a wonderful time!
.
That is why my posts on this blog are as profuse as a diarrheal illness. I am a morbidly obese, smelly white trailer trash cunt, all alone here in Kentucky, just me, my horse shit, my cut and paste, and my Cindy. CIAO!
Chris says – reply to this

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I'd say the only people defending Mz. McCain are doing so in honor of Mother's Day since their mothers are whores, too.
SCATMAN CROTHERS says – reply to this

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Re: PUMKIN MC CAIN aka LITTLE OLD REPUBLICAN LADY FROM KENTUCKY – Holy shit, that was funny!
Your S/M Girlfriend says – reply to this

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I was going to post something but you "Kentucky" posers have me laughing so hard I have to catch my breath. Keep it up. I love breath play!
Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett, Prissy Has Done Gone & Let Al Sharpton Outta The Root Cellar Again says – reply to this

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Big corporations give him money. Presidential candidates seek his endorsement. He has influential friends in Congress and the governor's mansion. The Rev. Al Sharpton has emerged over the past decade as perhaps the nation's most prominent civil rights leader, a status that was demonstrated again this week when he led protests against police brutality that briefly shut down six of Manhattan's major bridges and tunnels.
But he still carries baggage from his early days as a fire-breathing agitator: Government records obtained by The Associated Press indicate that Sharpton and his business entities owe nearly $1.5 million in overdue taxes and associated penalties.
Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett I Never Knew Al Sharpton Was On The Run From The Revenuers says – reply to this

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Sharpton's own debts include $365,558 owed in New York City income tax and $931,397 in unpaid federal income tax, according to a lien filed by the Internal Revenue Service last spring. His for-profit company, Rev. Al Communications, owes the state another $175,962 in delinquent taxes.
As for Sharpton's personal tax debt, King said Sharpton has started paying it off but contends that faulty record-keeping by the National Action Network led the government to overestimate his tax liability.
Tax headaches are nothing new for Sharpton. The 53-year-old minister has been assailed over his career for running up big tax debts and failing to abide by rules governing his charities and election committees. He is perpetually being sued for failing to pay his bills.
In December, Sharpton revealed that as many as 10 of his associates had received grand jury subpoenas. A person familiar with the investigation told the AP that the FBI and IRS are probing whether Sharpton or his organization committed tax crimes or violations related to his 2004 presidential campaign, during which he was forced to return public matching funds for breaking fundraising rules.
Oldster McFi$ty says – reply to this

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THEY DON'T LOOK ALIKE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM..>

GIVE ME A BREAK

FIRST!!
terez says – reply to this

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both mccain and his wife are reptilian beings and are not by any means human beings. they are lizards and scary. blech.
Silly Sally From The Valley Doesn't Like Small Dilly Dally says – reply to this

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Cindy McCain is lovely, educated, poised, and classy. She will be an excellent First Lady. As well as John McCain will be an excellent president.
Gilded Lily says – reply to this

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perezelle I love you

keep up the great weight loss too, you look hot bitch!
the WATCHFUL eye says – reply to this

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After a plentiful perusal of this tantalizing thread and concentrated consideration I now feel free to posit that the plebian posing as the LITTLE OLD REPUBLICAN LADY FROM KENTUCKY (the REAL one) published some of the lamest posts EVER on Perez!
Little Old Republican Lady From Kentucky says – reply to this

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Re: the WATCHFUL eye – Number 146, thank you honey! I does my best.
momentary says – reply to this

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it's spelled punkin
Mr and Mrs McCain Lover says – reply to this

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Cindy is highly intelligent, very accomplished in her charity organizations, very poised, very beautiful, very dedicated and faithful to John. Need I say more? She will be a fabulous First Lady. I AM PULLING FOR YOU JOHN AND CINDY ALL THE WAY!! That Obama is a clown. The way he moves around his arms and legs, it looks like he is going to break out in a jigger bug any minute. GO JOHN, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!! Thank you for your extreme sacrifice during the Vietnam War. I know that had to be extremely hard for you, but we love you for it!
jntypie says – reply to this

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ew, how I hate her.
I think I'm going to go toss my cookies now.
aspebbles says – reply to this

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TO ALL YOU HATERS ON PUMKIN THATS MY FRIEND IN REAL LIFE AND HAVE YOU GUYS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ACTING ON TV ALL THAT SLUTTY ACT WAS THAT (AN ACT) AND DO YOU THINK SHE REALLY LIKED FLAVE NOT !!! I KNOW HER SO DON'T HATE ALSO, ON THE SHOWS THEY DON'T GET MUCH REST SO THE CHARM SCHOOL PICS THEY ALL LOOK TIRED DON'T KNOCK DOWN A KIND LOVING PERSON THAT YOU DONT PERSONALLY KNOW AND NO SHE DID NOT STEEL A BONG SHE HAS NEVER SMOKED ANYTHING IN HER LIFE INCLUDING A CIG.. PUMKIN - BROOKE T IS NOT A SLUT IF (YOU) WERE ON TV YOU WOULD HAVE TO ACT TOO SO DON'T BLAME HER BLAME REALITY TV FOR MAKING YOU HATER'S KEEP WATCHING GOTTA LOVE HER ALWAYS , HER FRIEND AND SIDE KICK. i DONT THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT LADY AND JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH BLONDE AND HAVE BLUE EYE'S THAT DON'T MAKE THEM LOOK THE SAME I LOVE MY BROOKEE
ASPEBBLES says – reply to this

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P.S
I WANT TO SEND A VERRY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY TO PUMKINS MOM TERRI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM
Harmony says – reply to this

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Re: Mr and Mrs McCain Lover – Hey dumbasses, a failed mission in Vietnam doesn't qualify boil-face to be Prez. Now sit down and shut up!
ang says – reply to this

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Ha good one
Barbara says – reply to this

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I'm not a Republican, but, really, comparing Cindy McCain to that Pumkin chick is so wrong. The latter is skanky. Wasn't she on that show Charm School?If that was her, she was a skank on that show too!
Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett We's Gots A Long Road Ahead, But Lawd Willin', We Will Persevere says – reply to this

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Re: Harmony – Number 154, TRUE harmony will be restored to the United States when we wonderfully and graciously swear in John McCain as our 44th President. And welcome Class and Sophistication into the White House with Cindy McCain as First Lady.
Better Start Getting Use To It Now says – reply to this

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Re: jntypie – Number 150, I hate to be the one to break the news to you,…but you're looking at our next First Lady, Cindy McCain.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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it's actually PUMKIN (no p in the middle). i was that devoted to flavor of love…so sue me?
liz says – reply to this

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yup they sure do look alike
Brandi says – reply to this

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The only difference is that Cindy McCain is a bigger slut.
hotdog25 says – reply to this

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Constipation ain't pretty. Push hard….
Jasmine says – reply to this

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Re: HeidiW – really??? What did she do distribute beer to nuns??!?!! Yes she should be qualified for sainthood!! please.
chloe says – reply to this

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yeah she does look like orange oprah
but maybs that pumpkin chick got the name cos her bad fake tan lols
sam says – reply to this

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Cindy McCain adopted a very sick child from India 14 years ago from Mother Teresa's Orphanage, and not only did the chid survive but she is their proud daughter and someone like you who has contributed nothing to this world besides tearing down people and who's looks are something not to be desired has the balls to make fun of how a women looks at 60 when she probably looks better now then your mother looked at 20 is not only hilarious but pretty pathetic. Democrats like you Perez are nasty losers who have to go after republicans with personal attacks because you are weak, vile people who know that the other side are innately better people, you and the Rosie O'Donnel's and other Hollywood liberals will destroy America more then any outside enemy ever could.
moi says – reply to this

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If you stupid Americans do not want Hillary we will take her. She is awesome!!!
Yup. says – reply to this

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Perez, there's huge difference between the two; about 100 million dollars.
Funny Choo says – reply to this

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Jenny McCartney is going to look like John McCain's wife in a few years. The resemblence is uncanny!
hellosailor says – reply to this

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how could a person call their child pumpkin
headhunter says – reply to this

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Re: Kevin – Kevin you are a MORON.
sw says – reply to this

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I believe it was spelled 'Pumkin'… but whatever. I'm down for the right spelling.
annie says – reply to this

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They have the same white trash crazy-eyes!
The Mirror Has Two Faces-Both Yours says – reply to this

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Re: sam – BFD! Madonna and Brad & Angie have done the same thing, so what's your point? Oh wait, I see now, you're doing EXACTLY what your post shows. Trashing someone based on YOUR political point of view. Well the sword has two edges and you have succeeded in negating the very point you were TRYING to make. Oh well, thanks SO much for your participation in exposing your hypocrisy for us all!
Anna Lisa says – reply to this

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I hope that when I'm 60 + I look as good as her. She has a better body then most people I know that are 30. Also, the Navy pilot bad ass tough War Hero husband with 17 medals isn't a bad accessory. He hung in a cage for his country for 6 years getting tortured and he could have gone home after two because his dad was a Congressman. He said no so his friends could go home in his place and stayed for four more years.
Sha sha says – reply to this

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haha so true only cindy looks btr
missy says – reply to this

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I hate pumpkin, she is so butt ugly! Trashy slut. Total waste of space.
CYNDI'S ABORTIONIST says – reply to this

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Re: Anna Lisa –
What
a
foolish
recitation
of
bullshit!
But
it
sure
explains
a
lot!
;)
d says – reply to this

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hahahahaha sooooo trueeeeee hahahaahaha
Will says – reply to this

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worst comparison Perez has ever made, by far…
Naomi Ireland says – reply to this

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ohhhhhh i couldnt stand that girl! tres annoying! grrrrrr
Granite Countertop says – reply to this

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Is the one on the left a mom? Or did she abor–oops, I mean "miscarry" them all?!?
Brenda says – reply to this

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She looks more like that blonde girl on Paradise Hotel 2…
TellItLikeItIs says – reply to this

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How ironic…Cindy McCain spits on black people too! I knew those two were "spittin' images!"
Rupe says – reply to this

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LOL. That gave me a good laugh
jc says – reply to this

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pumpkin eat shit!
BRITTANY says – reply to this

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TRU……..SHE A NASTY GURL!!!!!!

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