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Shiteous!

Filed under: Film Flickers

Click here to watch the first 8 minutes of the new Speed Racer film.

If you're not a six-year-old boy, then this film is NOT for you!



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  1. #1 - mimi says – reply to this

    I cant wait for Dark Knight!!!

  2. #2 - gsd says – reply to this

    This movie SUCKS!!

  3. #3 - Katharine says – reply to this

    hated it.

  4. #4 - DEW says – reply to this

    what the eff

  5. #5 - ATHENS GIRL says – reply to this

    I would go see this on Mushrooms, other then that is crap!

  6. #6 - Sarah says – reply to this

    more like suck racer

  7. #7 - kj says – reply to this

    second

  8. #8 - kelnant says – reply to this

    THAT MOVIE LOOKS GAYER THAN YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. #9 - fuckyou says – reply to this

    Really? If you aren't a kid you might not like a kids movie?

  10. #10 - M says – reply to this

    wow, that´s bad..

  11. #11 - Scott says – reply to this

    First

  12. #12 - jo says – reply to this

    I have a four year old boy…I am sure I will be forced to see this movie with him…..

  13. #13 - Kevin says – reply to this

    I (27) went to see it with my 10-year old brother yesterday. We both really enjoyed it. It's not the best story I've ever seen, but it looks amazing!

  14. #14 - Mindy says – reply to this

    Booooriiiiiing

  15. #15 - Jessica says – reply to this

    Did you ever posted your profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called W e a l

    t h yF i n d e r . C o M. I saw your profile there few weeks ago.

  16. #16 - e says – reply to this

    I'm having a seizure now.

  17. #17 - Lestats_Friend says – reply to this

    Why can't a movie just be for fun????????? They can't all be Rain Man.

  18. #18 - Gabi says – reply to this

    WHAT IS SO BAD????
    I like it!

    and i'm not the freak that you think i am. 21, 2 degrees and work for the city fyi.

    seriously…whats wrong with this? and has it ever occurred to you that it IS for 8 year old boys?

  19. #19 - J says – reply to this

    What a load of s***. I couldnt even make it through the first minute of this clip.

  20. #20 - g says – reply to this

    it's not so bad.

  21. #21 - Hector says – reply to this

    why are you trashing this movie so much??

  22. #22 - Clark says – reply to this

    Where is Chim-Chim and Trixy?
    Clark
    www.bodytrendspa.com

  23. #23 - Jes says – reply to this

    WOW!!

    THAT KID HAS SOME MAJOR FUCKING ISSUES!! Therapy much??!!

  24. #24 - amy says – reply to this

    I don't think it looks that bad.

  25. #25 - nobodysomebody says – reply to this

    I think this movie looks gorgeous and I am 30. The story looks pretty terrible, but visually it's so surreal looking!
    Plus… it stars Emile….. mama likey

  26. #26 - nice says – reply to this

    good!
    I will share it to my friends of a celeb dating club "celebmingle. c o m" . Maybe they will be interested in it.

  27. #27 - kayce says – reply to this

    i was almost convinced by all the shit-talking, but thanks for putting this clip up, P… i'm going to see it for sure now, FTW!!!

  28. #28 - IT LOOKS GOOD says – reply to this

    there's nothing wrong with it!!! just because it's for kids, it's crappy? whatever.

  29. #29 - GRET says – reply to this

    EMILE HIRSCH LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK!!!!

    EMILE HIRSCH LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK!!!!

    EMILE HIRSCH LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK!!!!

    EMILE HIRSCH LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK!!!!

  30. #30 - Hector says – reply to this

    Stop trashing this movie!

  31. #31 - J. says – reply to this

    Well, it actually seems great.

  32. #32 - ROCCO says – reply to this

    WOW PEREZ I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU…THIS MOVIE LOOKS SHITEOUS!!!!

  33. #33 - patrik says – reply to this

    holy ballz… that movie is awesome…. lol
    eat some acid and see it again….. i promise u ull like it.

  34. #34 - Broham says – reply to this

    FUCK YOU PEREZ that movie looks gooood!

  35. #35 - Marie Jane says – reply to this

    I went to watch this with my 7 year old nephew. I put up with it for his sake and tried to pretend I was interested, even though it really isnt that good and so over the top. Anyway, I asked him what he thought of it and he said it was boring and horrible. So even some young boys dont like it!

  36. #36 - Adam says – reply to this

    I cant wait to see and take my 5 year old son!!

  37. #37 - kel says – reply to this

    eh, not the best. but okay for a kids movie.

  38. #38 - Stephanie says – reply to this

    Aww, it looks like they tried so hard! I feel bad that they failed :(

  39. #39 - Sarah says – reply to this

    Aww, it looks cute.
    Not something I'd pay to see though, maybe if it comes out on the internet :)

  40. #40 - Elizabeth says – reply to this

    I liked it!! It's visually stimulating I'll give it that!!

  41. #41 - lila says – reply to this

    Perez - why do you have such a fucking problem with this movie? I have never seen such a over the top trashing of a movie. What's your problem?

  42. #42 - Lindsey says – reply to this

    10 year old boys everywhere will love this movie

  43. #43 - Shou says – reply to this

    Everything's so pretty *o*

  44. #44 - Lizza says – reply to this

    Thing is, the show was crazy and over the top and totally cheesy…I LOVE the way this looks and what the Wachowskis have done with it. I honestly can't wait to see it!

  45. #45 - Katie Kurley says – reply to this

    ::Yawn:: thats 7 mins I will never get back….Go see Iron Man instead

  46. #46 - Vinnyyyyy says – reply to this

    i wouldnt want to watch this movie….but I definately enjoyed Scott Porter. Hellloooo Rex! He could talk in my ear as I sit on his lap all he wants! YUM! Hells yea I can "feel it"!!

  47. #47 - Laura says – reply to this

    Isn't this movie geared towards kids anyway? Looks good to me.

  48. #48 - linkfx says – reply to this

    THIS IS A KIDS MOVIE! WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT ISN'T? It's been marketed towards families and it's rated PG. You really shouldn't have been given the kind of power you wield over public opinion, you're so ignorant of culture.

  49. #49 - B says – reply to this

    I can't wait to see this movie! I love Emile - so the movie is worth watching.

  50. #50 - pfunk says – reply to this

    most movies coming out lately are shitty, but who convinced you to talk so much shit on this one?

  51. #51 - You're Crazy says – reply to this

    You just made me WANT to see that movie! It looks awesome!

  52. #52 - Kayla says – reply to this

    wtf was that?!
    and they didn't promote it very well either..
    i've seen Perez talk about it more than any where else!

  53. #53 - Maggie says – reply to this

    Well Perez I hate to break it to you but it is a kids movie so I'm sure only kids will enjoy it, dumb ass….DUH!!!!

    My six year old son can't wait to see it, so my husband is going to be taking him to it next weekend. He's so excited it's all he's talking about.

  54. #54 - sam says – reply to this

    SPEED RACER IS JACK BLACK!

    SPEED RACER IS JACK BLACK!

    SPEED RACER IS JACK BLACK!

    SPEED RACER IS JACK BLACK!

  55. #55 - layla says – reply to this

    i think it looks cute. . . it's not supposed to be for adults, this movie is PG

  56. #56 - JJ in CA says – reply to this

    Once again Perez is totally wrong basing his entire opinion on 6 short minutes of a 2 hour movie. Jeez. I got to see an early press screening of this movie last week and I totally loved it. The race scenes were exciting, it was funny, and there was an actual story. The visuals are eye popping and I never had one of those 'roll my eyes' moments. I enjoyed this movie just as much or MORE than Iron Man.

  57. #57 - Maggie says – reply to this

    Well Perez I hate to break it to you but it is a kids movie so I'm sure only kids will enjoy it, dumb ass….DUH!!!!
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    My six year old son can't wait to see it, so my husband is going to be taking him to it next weekend. He's so excited it's all he's talking about.

  58. #58 - pkee says – reply to this

    well if you think it's going to be cerebral then yeah, it won't live up to it…

    it's good brain candy- if you like cars, psychedelic colors and speed racer…it's worth the $8.

  59. #59 - Maggie says – reply to this

    Well Perez I hate to break it to you but it is a kids movie so I'm sure only kids will enjoy it, dumb ass….DUH!!!!
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    My six year old son can't wait to see it, so my husband is going to be taking him to it next weekend. He's so excited it's all he's talking about.

  60. #60 - Movie-Fan says – reply to this

    I'm def gonna see this movie this weekend! I was hooked in the first 8 minutes! Eye- Candy!!!!!
    Once the story can carry it along, this movie is gonna be a blast!
    Sorry its not some girly movie… go wait for Sex and the city….

  61. #61 - Nikki says – reply to this

    perez, i miss your bright coloured hair, you were so awesome then, now you're just another celebrity, the people you make fun of.
    you totally sold out, you were better when you were a total bitch, i actually had more respect for you then
    clothes range?
    what makes you think yours is any different from LCs or Heidi's??
    it isn't really.

  62. #62 - nikki says – reply to this

    come on, it wasn't horrible.

    it'd be worth it just to watch emile :)

  63. #63 - IIrish84 says – reply to this

    I actually enjoyed it. It reminded me of the fun experiences I had when I was a kid. I might take my godson to it this weekend. Plus, It looks like it could be a cult classic among the drug community. Could you imagine the trippiness of this film?

  64. #64 - mel says – reply to this

    Re: nikki – i agree

  65. #65 - Stephen says – reply to this

    Perez needs to stop drinking so much hater-aid. This movie looks like candy. And kids need more movies!

  66. #66 - Tyler says – reply to this

    OMG I love it!!! I totally want to see it in I-Max!!!!

  67. #67 - SHITEOUS, INDEED! says – reply to this

    RAY-tarded! Hated it when it was new on TV. Hate it more now…

  68. #68 - BRING ON RACER X says – reply to this

    Re: nikki – Emile? Fuck that! It'd be worth it to watch Racer X… MATTHEW FOX. Now that's a man to make you drool. The hottie of LOST is on the big screen.

  69. #69 - CuteZombieFromOuterSpace says – reply to this

    OMG! i'm blind of so much colours!

  70. #70 - adam says – reply to this

    Whatever…I think it looks funsies! It's not trying to be some Academy Award winner, you idiots! It's a cartoon remake; It's fun and light-hearted! Take it at face value.

  71. #71 - This Rules says – reply to this

    THIS MOVIE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. #72 - Brett says – reply to this

    Hey cool! I kinda liked it.
    2 hours into it, though, I might be a little faded, but 8 minutes look fun.

  73. #73 - Tiffany says – reply to this

    I am trying to figure out why you do not like this movie… I am a 23-year-old female and after seeing the previews I would actually like to see it. It looks fun. What's the problem?

  74. #74 - emily says – reply to this

    i don't think it looks that bad… its a movie made for little kids anyways so who cares!!

  75. #75 - Enjoyed it... says – reply to this

    I must be a six year old boy trapped in a 28 year old woman's body because now I really can't wait to see it. But to be honest I'm a bells and whistles kind of gal…that and I never agree with critics on anything, I was going to go see this movie whether they liked it or not.

  76. #76 - Mimi says – reply to this

    Well, I'm 34 yr old woman, and the first 7 minutes made me want to watch it. After watching PS I Love You two nights ago, anything is a good movie! If I could watch a 2 hour horrible movie, I'll enjoy Speed Racer! lol…

  77. #77 - johan says – reply to this

    You ahve something personal against this movie. Who refused to take a picture with you perez ? becuase that's your typical reaction !! I WILL WATCH THE MOVIE

  78. #78 - reeftiboy says – reply to this

    that's brilliant. perez, if you don't like it, it's ok, but don't diss this movie - it's awesome! if you're open when watching it, you'll like it 100%

  79. #79 - Emiyl says – reply to this

    looks pretty good actually.

  80. #80 - Yoko says – reply to this

    I saw this at a special screening in Austin, and almost EVERYONE there, adults and children absolutely loved it. You haven't seen the movie, so you really have no basis for whether the movie is crap or not.

  81. #81 - L says – reply to this

    I think it looks alright. I feel bad that its getting so much bad hype. It's a kids movie. People are saying they aren't as into it as they were the cartoon.. well, when it was a cartoon, you were a kid.. It's not a serious movie.. It's fucking Speed Racer! I think it looks fun and I want to see it. Plus, Emile is HOT!

  82. #82 - JEN says – reply to this

    WAST THAT BAD..
    REMEBER
    ITS A KID MOVIE, NOT AND ADULT MOVIE…..

    YOU TAKE YOUR KIDS TO IT.

  83. #83 - tcn says – reply to this

    this movie was shit
    I saw the 12am showing
    ugh a waster of my money
    you'd have to be on some serious acid to watch this
    and the techni colors

  84. #84 - Leroy says – reply to this

    The town looked cool, the racing was just annoying.

  85. #85 - Jeffrey Legreca says – reply to this

    Ouch! This is bad. What's next, Harold and the Purple Crayon - THE MOVIE?

  86. #86 - jenny says – reply to this

    forget THAT. i LOVED this movie. the effects and cinematography were TOTALLY amazing. and the music was great too. if you don't like the show, don't bother. i wouldn't say the first couple minutes were great, it's mostly background stuff anyway. get the hell over it!!! if you don't like it, don't see it jerks

  87. #87 - ... says – reply to this

    I SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. Just because it isn't an Oscar nominee, doesn't mean it's bad.

  88. #88 - Manny says – reply to this

    How do you not get sued for showin some major studios release before its out ?

  89. #89 - juan says – reply to this

    Gotta love a movie that ends a kid's fantasy/ dream sequence with him all but ejaculating. You didn't think he was suppose to be imitating the crowd cheering for him as he sat at his desk, mouth wide open and moaning, did you?

  90. #90 - I guess says – reply to this

    I'm a 6 year old boy…

  91. #91 - Hor-nay says – reply to this

    The only thing hot about this movie was the big bro' REX…mmmmm

  92. #92 - LAY says – reply to this

    six year olds need movies too !!!!!

  93. #93 - j says – reply to this

    actually it doesn't look bad. maybe not oscar worthy but that wasn't their intentions when makin the movie. i bet if they were payin your fat ass to advertise on here u'd be all for this movie.

  94. #94 - kENNY says – reply to this

    I think what may have brought this movie down a couple of notches is the attempt to keep with the original, light atmosphere of the cartoon.
    I thought the scene where Lil' Speed was in his fantasy racing zone was a pretty accurate interpretation of a child's imagination. Other than that, I think the colors and cars will be mesmerizing on home Blue Ray DVD!

    Hmm, sidenote…why does it seem like the Wachowski have done the best work with "stolen ideas" (The Matrix Trilogy), than with originals (V for Vendetta) or possibly this current update of Speed Racer?

  95. #95 - Sebastian Gauge says – reply to this

    I don't care what people say, this movie is gonna kick box-office ass. (i hope). Eh, it still gives me something to do on the weekend. LOL. Perez, you iz a ho, and i lov ya!

  96. #96 - jackson says – reply to this

    check out the review at www.spill.com
    — it's pretty funny

  97. #97 - erica says – reply to this

    its cute!
    look, its a movie about a kid that drives crazy racecars in a weird world. if youre not a little boy you probably wont be too thrilled about it no matter what. i feel like it should have been marketed towards a much younger audience
    i think its a cute little movie that kids will love.

  98. #98 - BillyTheBrime says – reply to this

    It's not that bad and I'm an 18 year-old girl who's not into cars.

  99. #99 - abby says – reply to this

    hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    THIS MOVIE IS WASTE OF TIME!!!!!

  100. #100 - xd says – reply to this

    I think it looks great, but everyone's movie tastes are different…

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