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"A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts."
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[Image via Vanity Fair.]
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
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WTF? that is hilairious!
OMJESUS
Why fuck with Miley Cyrus. Perez your So Tacky
hahahhahhahahhaha…that is just too funny!!!!
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BTW…NICE PIC! LOL!!
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Why is there a pictue of Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus shown with this article?
ralph should have got his dick sucked at least
Wow.
What does that have to do with that picture of Miley & Billy Ray?
Speaking of which. Is it just me or is she a little too close with daddy?
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Haha nice!
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that's a male miley cyrus there!
What does that picture have to do with a 13 year old hiring escorts?
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Kids are f'd these days!
Now that is one future playa!!!!
I find it creepy to see a father and daughter so touchy, touchy, feely, feely! I don't think I would ever be in that position with my dad; and i LOVE my day!
Haha…that was actually funny
ha ha stupid kid hes in the right footsteps of becoming a politician dumbasses
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHA THATS COMMEDDYYYYYY
LMFAO!!! PRICELESS! DING DING!
wat does miley cyrus have to do w/ this?
omg. they had hooker and instead played HALO?
WTF
WHAT?
looks like they havent hit puberty yet!
or maybe. maybe they are just IDIOTS. hahah.
jk.
WHY DO U HAVE TO PUT THAT PIC THERE, U ARE SOOO MEAN!!!
kids are so much more hornier these days!! lol..
this is fucking hilarious……. these kids will be telling this story til theyre like 50
americans…
I'm mad you have a picture of Miley Cyrus hahaaaaaaa…..TOO FUNNY….U DEA WRONG 4 THIS
That is very funny. I love the part about people of restricted growth traveling with the circus!! Classic. I wonder if the escorts got paid for there time! lol
This kid has style!
This Picture is Downright 100% sick, This is nothing but Suggestive Sex, and between a father and child daughter, this is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!,Vanity Fair, and especially Annie Liebowitz and Billy Rae and His Wife, shoule be behind bars right now.
Wow. There are some SLOWWW people on here. What does Miley have to do with this??? It's comedy, idiots. Little kids being crazy fuckers…THAT'S what it has to do with it.
oh and … Miley's hip look like the size of Rhode Island, She is huge.!!!!
So, do any of you remember that Disney movie "Blank Check" where that little kid wrote himself a check for $1 million? This is totally it. I can just see the kid now…wearing some pimped out sunglasses and hanging with some slutty chicas. I like him already.
what does it have to do with miley cyrus? nothing and everything! perez is making a connection between an oversexed 13 yr old kid and a (more famous) oversexed 15 yr old kid. LOVE you perez!
that's way too funny, honestly… the best line "Ralph wants to be a politician."
that picture of miley and billy ray is fucking GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: ML – There is nothing creepy about the photo. It's a great, natural portrait. Open your eyes and your mind. Why are so many Americans Puritanical!
so funny!
Well, he will make a damn good lawyer….natural born liar..that's a damn shame..these kids today are scary as hell…I hope I die in my sleep and don't have to end up in a nursing home with them to care for me!
this is just hilarious. it's amazing how he wants to be a politician.
Re: Ashley –
i was wondering the same thing this has nothing to do with miley and her father and she is a bit tooo close to him.
Where were the kids parents I think the parents should pay the credit card bill
I LOVE YOUR PAGE. AND MILEY CYRUS USE TO LIVE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
SHE IS A BITCH….AND SKANK
I really love this picture.
As for the article, what the hell. : |
omg so he payed these hoes like $3000 so he could play xbox with him? He needs to get a life.
hahah thats halarious
OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND AM ADDICTED TO IT LOL.. BURNING BLADE BABY!
IS HE WEARING A HALTER TOP?!! HEHEHHEHE
I'll bet Dr. Phil is on a plane to go talk to this kid right now. He'll be pushing for an "exclusive".
His boner was sticking her in the armpit, and she kept cracking up!
Perez!! I always thought that was a totally *squicky* photo session that that innocent wage earner had with her father. But sweet boy, I have to ask you … what does some horny pubescent teen using daddy's credit card have to do with some poor little girl who is being pimped out for $$$$
Dude that picture of Miley and her Daddy IS a wee bit too close and I'm not a "Puritanical American." Oh yes, and WoW is the shit. What I'll do is make my husband go down on me while I'm pvp'ing and slamming ally face.
ralph will most likely become the next eliot spitzer. congratulations buddy.
Lmfaoooo!!!
lmfao! hilarious! Fukking 13 year old boy with some hookers. omg!
When I'm hanging out playing Halo during the weekend I usually like to order up some hookers to play on live with.
Okay, maybe I'm wrong, but isn't it common practice NOT to reveal the names of under age criminals?? Or is that just in Canada?
OK….HOOKERS PLAYED HALO WITH THESE NERDS?
WHAT A COUPLE MINI DOUCHE BAGS THESE BOYS ARE.
That kid is actually pretty smart. He's gunna get into HUGE trouble when he gets older
Fucking Brilliant!
Re: This is Wrong!!!! – People who think that there is something suggestive and dirty with this photo are only showing that they have a dirty mind.
Thats are future president. PIMP
Wow. That's hilarious.
I BET HIS DAD IS A GOOD LAWYER, THE KID SURE HAS ALL BASES COVERED IN HIS STORY!
GOTT LOVE HIM FOR HIS INGENIOUSNESS!!!
the arm looks so far away from the body!!! this looks odd-I dont see the comparison
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well you gotta give it to the Kid, he is smart, lol.
good for the escorts for having fun with the situation and playing XBOX, lol.
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
LOL.
that made me giggle.
oh i love this story!!! f'n hillarious!!!
Wow,. The Miley-Billy Ray pic. is kind of disturbing.
THIS is the funniest fucking thing I've EVER heard!
hahahaha
hahaahah. this kid is ridiculous.
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PIMP…little bastard Disneyland not good enough!
I was really down in the dumps and this REALLY made me laugh out loud! THANKS PEREZ! YOU MADE MY DAY!!
This kid is fucking awesome…..
good on you ralph - a politician. follow in eliot spitzers footsteps
go ralph!
It's an obvious fake. Notice how there are no names, dates, or direct quotes. Oh, and it's strange how he committed the crime, his father pressed charges, he was convicted, and he was sentenced all in one day.
The telling thing though: no one is credited with writing it - not a local paper, AP, or Reuters. "money.co.uk" definitely doesn't have a reporter in fucking Newark, Texas - a town under 1,000 people.
Re: rob – Uh, no Rob, you're tacky. You have no sense of humor and pathetic rationality. And, I bet you're a 13 year old Hannah Montana fan who is secretly a girl named Monica living in a basement but wishes she could be Miley Cyrus and wastes her life on PerezHilton.com defending a slutty celebrity everyday of your life. Move on.
HAHAHA
this is priceless
HAHAHAHA. that boy is brilliant.
Is it just me or is that picture of her with her dad completely inappropriate. It's creepy sexy which makes me want to take a shower.
Wow, lmao no way this is way to freaking far fetched to be real!!! This seriously sounds like some Family Guy or Simpsons episode where Bart or Stewie still their drunks father's credit card. At least the kid already has the sex scandals to make it in politics.
i fucking love this kid!!!!
thats absolutely hilarious……although very wrong…….its so fucked up….what are kids comming to these days? its like another hippie generation…..(which would be pretty awesome) might i add. okay thats all
thanks for nothing.
This is almost too funny to be true. WOW!