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"A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts."

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A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Posted: May 10, 2008 at 8:17 pm / Email this »

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Shar says – reply to this

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pimp
HAHAHAHA says – reply to this

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WTF? that is hilairious!
HAI says – reply to this

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OMJESUS
rob says – reply to this

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Why fuck with Miley Cyrus. Perez your So Tacky
woot says – reply to this

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hahahhahhahahhaha…that is just too funny!!!!
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BTW…NICE PIC! LOL!!
smegma says – reply to this

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FIRST FUCKERS
ethel says – reply to this

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Why is there a pictue of Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus shown with this article?
jim says – reply to this

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ralph should have got his dick sucked at least
Megan says – reply to this

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Wow.
Ashley says – reply to this

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What does that have to do with that picture of Miley & Billy Ray?

Speaking of which. Is it just me or is she a little too close with daddy?
LAYLA says – reply to this

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second!!!!!!
Jorge says – reply to this

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Haha nice!
kakak says – reply to this

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hahahaha

that's a male miley cyrus there!
Christina says – reply to this

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What does that picture have to do with a 13 year old hiring escorts?
ash says – reply to this

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1st
yo mama says – reply to this

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Kids are f'd these days!
Erin says – reply to this

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Now that is one future playa!!!!
ML says – reply to this

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I find it creepy to see a father and daughter so touchy, touchy, feely, feely! I don't think I would ever be in that position with my dad; and i LOVE my day!
Metal Gear says – reply to this

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Haha…that was actually funny
kitannaluvsedward&jacob says – reply to this

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ha ha stupid kid hes in the right footsteps of becoming a politician dumbasses
KL says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHA THATS COMMEDDYYYYYY
Trista Hilton says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!! PRICELESS! DING DING!
>.>' says – reply to this

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wat does miley cyrus have to do w/ this?
lisa says – reply to this

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omg. they had hooker and instead played HALO?
WTF
WHAT?
looks like they havent hit puberty yet!
or maybe. maybe they are just IDIOTS. hahah.
jk.
BITCH says – reply to this

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WHY DO U HAVE TO PUT THAT PIC THERE, U ARE SOOO MEAN!!!
gavinguy says – reply to this

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kids are so much more hornier these days!! lol..
shari says – reply to this

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this is fucking hilarious……. these kids will be telling this story til theyre like 50
tw says – reply to this

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americans…
Rumer says – reply to this

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I'm mad you have a picture of Miley Cyrus hahaaaaaaa…..TOO FUNNY….U DEA WRONG 4 THIS
Christ says – reply to this

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That is very funny. I love the part about people of restricted growth traveling with the circus!! Classic. I wonder if the escorts got paid for there time! lol
emma says – reply to this

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This kid has style!
This is Wrong!!!! says – reply to this

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This Picture is Downright 100% sick, This is nothing but Suggestive Sex, and between a father and child daughter, this is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!,Vanity Fair, and especially Annie Liebowitz and Billy Rae and His Wife, shoule be behind bars right now.
Ugh says – reply to this

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Wow. There are some SLOWWW people on here. What does Miley have to do with this??? It's comedy, idiots. Little kids being crazy fuckers…THAT'S what it has to do with it.
also This is Wrong Forgot to say... says – reply to this

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oh and … Miley's hip look like the size of Rhode Island, She is huge.!!!!
Vote Ralph in 2050! says – reply to this

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So, do any of you remember that Disney movie "Blank Check" where that little kid wrote himself a check for $1 million? This is totally it. I can just see the kid now…wearing some pimped out sunglasses and hanging with some slutty chicas. I like him already.
boobs are hot says – reply to this

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what does it have to do with miley cyrus? nothing and everything! perez is making a connection between an oversexed 13 yr old kid and a (more famous) oversexed 15 yr old kid. LOVE you perez!
ddh says – reply to this

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that's way too funny, honestly… the best line "Ralph wants to be a politician."
liz says – reply to this

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that picture of miley and billy ray is fucking GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaz says – reply to this

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Re: ML – There is nothing creepy about the photo. It's a great, natural portrait. Open your eyes and your mind. Why are so many Americans Puritanical!
mackenzie says – reply to this

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so funny!
WTF says – reply to this

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Well, he will make a damn good lawyer….natural born liar..that's a damn shame..these kids today are scary as hell…I hope I die in my sleep and don't have to end up in a nursing home with them to care for me!
truly amazing says – reply to this

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this is just hilarious. it's amazing how he wants to be a politician.
Yvette says – reply to this

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Re: Ashley –
i was wondering the same thing this has nothing to do with miley and her father and she is a bit tooo close to him.
kirr says – reply to this

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Where were the kids parents I think the parents should pay the credit card bill
lo lo says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOUR PAGE. AND MILEY CYRUS USE TO LIVE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
SHE IS A BITCH….AND SKANK
Eme says – reply to this

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I really love this picture.

As for the article, what the hell. : |
Michelle says – reply to this

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omg so he payed these hoes like $3000 so he could play xbox with him? He needs to get a life.
steph says – reply to this

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hahah thats halarious
I LOVE WOW says – reply to this

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OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND AM ADDICTED TO IT LOL.. BURNING BLADE BABY!
woot says – reply to this

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IS HE WEARING A HALTER TOP?!! HEHEHHEHE
crazed says – reply to this

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I'll bet Dr. Phil is on a plane to go talk to this kid right now. He'll be pushing for an "exclusive".
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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His boner was sticking her in the armpit, and she kept cracking up!
Your S/M Girlfriend says – reply to this

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Perez!! I always thought that was a totally *squicky* photo session that that innocent wage earner had with her father. But sweet boy, I have to ask you … what does some horny pubescent teen using daddy's credit card have to do with some poor little girl who is being pimped out for $$$$
Undead Warlock says – reply to this

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Dude that picture of Miley and her Daddy IS a wee bit too close and I'm not a "Puritanical American." Oh yes, and WoW is the shit. What I'll do is make my husband go down on me while I'm pvp'ing and slamming ally face.
M says – reply to this

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ralph will most likely become the next eliot spitzer. congratulations buddy.
j says – reply to this

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Lmfaoooo!!!
hah! says – reply to this

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lmfao! hilarious! Fukking 13 year old boy with some hookers. omg!
Kaye says – reply to this

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When I'm hanging out playing Halo during the weekend I usually like to order up some hookers to play on live with.
Bon says – reply to this

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Okay, maybe I'm wrong, but isn't it common practice NOT to reveal the names of under age criminals?? Or is that just in Canada?
SHIT FOR BRAINS KIDS THESE DAYS says – reply to this

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OK….HOOKERS PLAYED HALO WITH THESE NERDS?
WHAT A COUPLE MINI DOUCHE BAGS THESE BOYS ARE.
Angel says – reply to this

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That kid is actually pretty smart. He's gunna get into HUGE trouble when he gets older
Kate says – reply to this

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Fucking Brilliant!
Chaz says – reply to this

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Re: This is Wrong!!!! – People who think that there is something suggestive and dirty with this photo are only showing that they have a dirty mind.
HARDBONES says – reply to this

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Thats are future president. PIMP
Aly says – reply to this

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Wow. That's hilarious.
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK says – reply to this

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I BET HIS DAD IS A GOOD LAWYER, THE KID SURE HAS ALL BASES COVERED IN HIS STORY!
GOTT LOVE HIM FOR HIS INGENIOUSNESS!!!
lir says – reply to this

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the arm looks so far away from the body!!! this looks odd-I dont see the comparison
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fsgdfg says – reply to this

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well you gotta give it to the Kid, he is smart, lol.

good for the escorts for having fun with the situation and playing XBOX, lol.
Dayna says – reply to this

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"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

LOL.
that made me giggle.
missfit says – reply to this

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oh i love this story!!! f'n hillarious!!!
lefty lady says – reply to this

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Wow,. The Miley-Billy Ray pic. is kind of disturbing.
Nicole says – reply to this

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THIS is the funniest fucking thing I've EVER heard!
hahahaha
bahah says – reply to this

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hahaahah. this kid is ridiculous.
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nanci says – reply to this

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PIMP…little bastard Disneyland not good enough!
ruby says – reply to this

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I was really down in the dumps and this REALLY made me laugh out loud! THANKS PEREZ! YOU MADE MY DAY!!
Isaiah says – reply to this

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This kid is fucking awesome…..
lauren. says – reply to this

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good on you ralph - a politician. follow in eliot spitzers footsteps
lara says – reply to this

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go ralph!
EEEDIOTS says – reply to this

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It's an obvious fake. Notice how there are no names, dates, or direct quotes. Oh, and it's strange how he committed the crime, his father pressed charges, he was convicted, and he was sentenced all in one day.

The telling thing though: no one is credited with writing it - not a local paper, AP, or Reuters. "money.co.uk" definitely doesn't have a reporter in fucking Newark, Texas - a town under 1,000 people.
Ily says – reply to this

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Re: rob – Uh, no Rob, you're tacky. You have no sense of humor and pathetic rationality. And, I bet you're a 13 year old Hannah Montana fan who is secretly a girl named Monica living in a basement but wishes she could be Miley Cyrus and wastes her life on PerezHilton.com defending a slutty celebrity everyday of your life. Move on.
becky says – reply to this

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HAHAHA
this is priceless
April says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA. that boy is brilliant.
is it me? says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is that picture of her with her dad completely inappropriate. It's creepy sexy which makes me want to take a shower.
someone says – reply to this

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Wow, lmao no way this is way to freaking far fetched to be real!!! This seriously sounds like some Family Guy or Simpsons episode where Bart or Stewie still their drunks father's credit card. At least the kid already has the sex scandals to make it in politics.
Brian says – reply to this

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i fucking love this kid!!!!
thats absolutely hilarious……although very wrong…….its so fucked up….what are kids comming to these days? its like another hippie generation…..(which would be pretty awesome) might i add. okay thats all
thanks for nothing.
p1tey1 says – reply to this

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This is almost too funny to be true. WOW!
H-Vizzle says – reply to this

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L.M.F.A.O.
They should make a movie out of this!!!
Perez is a hypocrite says – reply to this

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You call this little punk ass kid a PIMP (even in jest) and yet a picture of some girl's back makes her a whore? You're an idiot! This is what is wrong with the world…how is it that a sexually promiscuous girl is a whore but the same type of guy is a pimp? It's ridiculous!
Carolyn says – reply to this

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Ahahaha wow that sucks. At least the hookers didn't have to sell their bodies; and yet they got paid to play halo.
Lu says – reply to this

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I call bullshit…
Michele says – reply to this

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that picture is AMAZING though!
Don't quite get why the article is accomanied with the picture!
Cece says – reply to this

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Is this boy related to Slutty Cyrus?
Crystal says – reply to this

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Why would he hire hookers and not have sex with them? It doesn't make any sense. He's definitely lying there. It seems like the escorts didn't want to get busted for engaging in sex with a minor.
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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I thought this sight is suppose to be about celebrity gossip. Who cares about a some bad kids out giving their parents a nightmare. You need to get up off your fat ass and start doing some real reporting and not some second hand garbage that people can get on their own by surfing the net.
Kate says – reply to this

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Wow. That is MESSED UP.
andrea says – reply to this

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You're a true comedian, P. That last line is hilarious about him aspiring to be a politician. Hahahaha
Disturbing Picture says – reply to this

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Am I the only one who finds this picture disturbing?
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Re: This is Wrong!!!! – How is it suggestive sex? It's a picture so calm down. It's not like she's touching him in a horny way.

Either way the article is jokes

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