Headline of the Week Weak
"A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts."
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[Image via Vanity Fair.]
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Why ya playin us Perez?
The story is as fake as can be!!!!!!!
yeaa…did anyone see Milk Money with Melanie Griffin? Its just like this… but the boys see here tits in the movies
The picture is creepy and her parents are losers for allowing these shots. She'll be another washed up teenage star in no time just like so many others. The girl's voice is horrible—I can't stand to listen to her talk much less sing.
That is so awesome! Haha love it
These little bastrds ROCK ASS……cool …………..cool……………..cool…………..cool……………..
hahahah thatt funnyyy
Mmm… I'd tap *that*… long and hard!!!!
Smart kid.
Ralph is my new idol lmao i would've done the same but i would've gotten some Services lol
At 13, if I had the nuts to hire escorts, I damn sure wouldn't waste time playing XBox with them! I'd be tapping them 5 or 6 times.
Anyhow, I thought 13 year old these days are supposed to be getting it on with hot teachers at their schools?
And daddy's a lawyer. I'll bet this little punk is a spoiled brat.
Probably he will become a politician one day. On the other hand I admire his mind brightness. Lets give him some credit , he is only 13.
HA HA HA HA HA . This is too funyy!
what the fuck miley and billy?
whoa. perez has fantasies maybe?
grosssssssss
texas is awsome we are to good for the usa
Yuck, that photo is creepy because Miley has that come-f*ck-me-look on her face.
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Hell yea what a pimp
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DAMN THATS KIDS A PIMP! I WISH HE WERE MINE!
MILEY CYRUS IS AN INSESTFUL WHORE! I HATE HER!!! >:(
bahahahaha that made lol so hard ahahahah wow hahaha
hahaha
that kid is gangsterrr! =]]
i so wanna meet him.
hahaha; he'd be like ma best friend!
This kid is my new hero. Compared to him…I wasted my youth.
Billy Ray is such a pimp!!!
It's brilliant!
You guys who think this is real are so cute!
haha that is funny. Miley needs to join UofSingles.com
ew. this photo of miley cyrus & her dad is way too sexy - it's creepy. looks like they are dating. yuck.
have you confirmed this news tidbit? cos the sources are all UK tabloids.
Re: EEEDIOTS – Yeah, this reminds me of Stephen Glass's "reports." All juice, no truth.
No 13-year-old is smart enough to make a circus joke like that, no 13-year-old is stupid enough to turn down sex, and no 13-year-old is dumb enough to say that his dad won't care because he didn't get him a b-day present.
FAKE!!!
SLUTTY MILEY FOREVER!!!!
ha! he really is on his way to be a politician! right on!!
That photo is really creepy of Miley and mullet
””””””””””””'they r dizcuzting””””””””””””””””””””””””””””
…I guezz the reazon zhe hangz out with 21 yr. oldz..iz zo..her
zzzzzzzzzz dad and her can all have fun…her dad needz to get
hiz own shit and work without her…………………..
LOL.. PIMP PIMP PIMP PIMP.. I would do exactly the same… if I was a 13 year old boy of course! lol…
hahahaha…that last line totally cinched it for me!!hahahahahh
Like typical Democrats these two kids wreck havoc and then accept no responsibility. Even dumb Daddy-O is going to reward his degenerate little piece of crap with a trip to Disney world. Another typical moron democrat!
Ewww…
Haha.
WOOOOOWWW You know your smart when….. Plz explain 2 me y sum1 wld spend tht kinda money on a hooker and not use her in the way intended….ITS alot mor fun thn halo3 trst me boys.And theyre 13 sex is basically all they can thnk about thn they dnt do it wit a hott girl?!? sum1 get theese kids a shrink -mallory in 72
What was Annie thinking? That pic is so suggestive…too suggestive for a father/daughter pose. Where is her mother? What is wrong with everyone on that set. Sickening!
lol!!!!!
hahahaha dats so funny!!!
OMG, that's so funny!
if he was my kid, I'd beat his ass though.
hell nahhhh! lmaoaoao.
i give the kid some props.
OMG, the kid is fuckin awesome!
Already SO SMART!
Pretty hilarious!
GIVE THIS KID A MEDAL. HE IS MY HERO.
I actually feel really sorry for the kid =( I'd be pretty annoyed too if my dad forgot my birthday. have a heart people! How would you feel if your parents forgot yourss?
LOL! Hilarious!!!!!!!!
big ups to the boy but dam did the dad relly have to press charges….. well I guess so he did want to b stuck paying for all that shit
Good for the hookers for playing other "games" with the boys : )