How To Ruin Your Career 101

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Lindsay Lohan has been having major trouble getting work lately.

The "actress" has resorted to working on a leggings line and doing TV work.

And, of course, the one film she was cast in recently just dropped her because no one wants to work with her.

So, you'd think when Lohan gets a job these days, she would take it seriously right???

Wrong!

We had the pleasure and wonderful opportunity to introduce one of the acts at the big Wango Tango concert Saturday night in Irvine, and organizers were scrambling backstage because they thought Lohan was going to be a no-show.

Miley Cyrus joked onstage that Lindsay was flaking because she was afraid of her. Ha!

Even though she was billed as a "co-host" on countless radio spots, Lohan couldn't be bothered to show up until after 9:00 PM.

The show started at 6:30 P.M.!!!!!!!

We have a feeling this will be the last time Lindsay "co-hosts" a Wango Tango event!

Try harder, girl.

[Image via Getty Images.]

    Posted: May 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm / Email this  »

    94 comments to “How To Ruin Your Career 101”

    1. Johanna says – reply to this


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      But Lohan can't act and can't sing. And she's not all that, she is medioker, so why is she called a starlet? :) well not for long.

    2. Li.Ho says – reply to this


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      I

    3. LISA says – reply to this


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      iF YOU HAD THE OPP. 2 INTRODUCE PPL AND WERE THERE, WHERES TYHE GOOD GOSSIP? THAT ALL U GOT? COMRE ON

    4. abfhuei says – reply to this


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      eighth?

    5. Eternia says – reply to this


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      Poor girl

    6. aaa says – reply to this


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      WHAT A SHITHEAD

    7. elle says – reply to this


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      ginger sucks so bad. give it up…

    8. Megan says – reply to this


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      Haha wow.

    9. Corey Carrier (Young Indy) says – reply to this


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      Ew! FIRECROTCH rides!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( Yucky. Go away, A.A. failure.

    10. mac says – reply to this


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      FIFTH SOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN IM REALLY IN LOVE

    11. Yuma says – reply to this


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      She'll always be a better looking woman than you'll ever be Fatso

    12. JB says – reply to this


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      Did she offer any apology or explanation to the fans? That is taking those who support you for granted. What a silly little child.

    13. someone needs to tell her... says – reply to this


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      she's not as "VIP" as she thinks she is….she forgot to grow-up.

    14. GØNNIS says – reply to this


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      wh0re

    15. what? says – reply to this


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      miley cyrus is stupid. why would lindsay care if she was onstage ??

    16. HEY PEREZ READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      THIS IS AL YOU HAVE?????????????????

    17. EYOOO says – reply to this


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      4th! She's a lameo, (also, mediocre, Johanna). I'm glad she's getting her act together a little bit. LOVE YA PEREZ!!!

    18. emma says – reply to this


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      i know some people in hollywood who've said she's a total joke and a freak and noone wants to work with her and also that she's already losing her looks and figure and is an average actress. her career is already over.

    19. Irish rose's uncle says – reply to this


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      At least Lindsey doesn't have to support her father's sagging country singing career you child porn model.

    20. girl says – reply to this


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      she beats all those idoits from The Hills. Am I the only one who wonders what Audrina is always looking up at? And that horse face Heidi……what a whore with that loser gay guy?

    21. kris says – reply to this


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      am I eighth? WOW! I'm actually on the first page

    22. Miley=Big mouth... says – reply to this


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      Tired of ol' smiley miley's mouth and shtick! She should talk-muzzle her Disney or drop her! Tell her pulling a Britney Spears won't work, people are already tired of her-check the show's ratings!

    23. Lo says – reply to this


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      Lohan was a very fine actress - and Jane Fonda, Robert Altman, Meryl Streep were all of that opinion — do you think you know more about acting than they do? And when she overdoses, you will probably lead the parade of phonies saying what a tragedy it was. You are such an idiot — if she were latina, she'd be one of your favorites. Your taste in in your mouth.

    24. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      Lindsay's Career: R.I.P.

    25. mimi says – reply to this


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      MILEY SHOULDENT BE JOKING LIKE THAT…KARMA WILL GET U HONEY!! SHE COULD END UP LIKE LINDSEY IN A FEW YEARS TIME

    26. Adam says – reply to this


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      ummm Perez wtf are you talking about?
      She has 3 movies lined up dumbass.

    27. gigi says – reply to this


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      She's douchebag who's not worth anyone's time and energy. Hopefully Hollywood will realize it soon. She's a disgusting human being.

    28. karianne says – reply to this


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      pretty sure i'm glad that no one gives a fuck about lindsay anymore :)

    29. Karla says – reply to this


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      29th!!

    30. Adele says – reply to this


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      WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE. SHE LOOKS HAPPY FOR ONCE.

      STOP TWISTING THE TRUTH AND KNOW THE FACTS. LILO IS NOT PARTYING AS MUCH AS FATSO PEREZ SAYS SHE IS.

      GET A LIFE

    31. Randy says – reply to this


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      esta lindsay necesita un reality check…pero RUUSHHH!!

    32. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Good grief. Honor your commitments, Linds.

    33. Beth says – reply to this


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      Its really sad to see someone who can have so many wonderful oppurtunities, completely blow it! She could have a wonderful life and a very sucessful career. What a waste. And to think that so many little girls once looked up to thier favorite Disney actress. It's a shame

    34. Karen says – reply to this


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      She still has her most valuable asset - her Firecrotch. Lube up and look for work, baby. You're full-grown and know the rules.

    35. temp says – reply to this


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      well, at least she look sorta decent in that picture.

    36. C says – reply to this


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      wow it is so funny when people try to defend/fight over people like Miley and Lindsay….p.s. they (those no talent-whorezzzz) don't care about you and neither does Perez. You are on HIS site, aren't you? dumb ass :P

      PEREZ rocks!

    37. m says – reply to this


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      has been! who cares?! stop reporting on her perez

    38. meow says – reply to this


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      make 100$ a day guaranteed!
      http://benjaminaddict.com/mharlow.html

    39. Christ says – reply to this


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      It is a known fact that she will not be in that film because of a scheduling conflict!!! Get your info right Perez and stop spreading out and out lies. Its BULLSHIT

    40. liz says – reply to this


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      Re: Beth – Beth, Lindsay has been through a ton of SHIT in her life…look at her parents duking it out in front of the MEDIA. If that's what goes on in the SPOTLIGHT, can you imagine what goes on at home? im not making excuses for the girl, but it's not easy for someone in her position to just get her life together and rise back to the top of her game.

    41. nate says – reply to this


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      she has so many opportunities and she is wasting them. her parents are horrible though & have been pushing her into the spotlight from such a young age. also i agree with whoever said that miley cyrus should keep her mouth shut abouty all that because we all know that will be her in a few years.

    42. hollywood is a toilet, but i love it says – reply to this


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      i've lived in hollywood my whole life, and NO ONE wears a shiny top like that.

      NO ONE.

    43. big says – reply to this


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      i would bend this fucked up booze soaked bitch over and hit it while her crazy wrinkled mother blows me. disfunctional for these cunts is an understatement.

    44. EECH says – reply to this


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      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      STOPE REPORTING ON HER
      She's useless
      NO need to make her famous by reporting on her
      LETS MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    45. JET says – reply to this


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      La Ho Lohan has killed so many of her brain cells with her illegal drug abuse and 24/7 boozing, her internal body clock always runs 2 1/2 hours behind reality.
      .
      Ask her a question and she can't compose an answer for 2 1/2 hours.
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      Her so called "career" is OVER and she has NO ONE to blame but herself.
      .
      If the organizers of Wango Tango weren't stoned also, they would have realized this BEFORE their drug induced "pipe dream" of asking La Ho Lohan to "co-host".
      .
      Her only option now is to beg Vivid Entertainment for a position as a XXX actress, and she probably would ruin that also. Then again, according to the countless numbers of men that she has has sex with these last 2 years, she's so infested with STDs, she NEVER would be able to pass the mandatory STD medical tests required of all XXX actresses prior to the start of each film.

    46. Apres Ski says – reply to this


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      I'd be afraid to work with her myself. How do I know she won't have cleaned out my trailer after I've spent a hard day saying my lines on the set???

      Who wants to work with a liar, a cheat, and a thief? Didn't we all have enough with Bush43 in the White House for the last 8 years?

      Enough is ENOUGH!!!!!!!

      ROTFLOL!!!

    47. hitfly Morris says – reply to this


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      She was probably busy scissoring Sam that she lost track of time.

    48. Pootie says – reply to this


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      LA HOOOOO SIIIRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    49. Kelly says – reply to this


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      If anyone is STUPID enough to pay that talentless, average looking girl a cent, then, that stupid person DESERVES to get the Lohan treatment.
      _________
      Why would anyone hire her?

    50. lilo says – reply to this


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      Lindsay is special guest-host of the event.
      Snoop Dogg is the biggest star of the show so Lindsay representing him.

      half or 3/4 of people are fans for Jonas brother rest is pitbull,/snoop dogg

    51. Miley Smiley Princess Virgin says – reply to this


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      Re: lilo – Lilo you are nothing but a skank thief ho who can't stay off of drugs. You will never be a virgin like me again. You tramp arse nobody.

    52. fan#1 says – reply to this


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      last night was amazing!
      haha, i was standing really close to the stage and i saw some guy say cut to miley when she mention Lindsay! hahah, it was really funny!

    53. tOOwee says – reply to this


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      I was there last night and like you said she was suppose to be a co-host well this was the only time she came out!!! what a hoE!!! she wasnt even there for very long, dont get me wrongi like her peroooo… she was wack last night, they shouldve had a better co-host who actually CO-HOSTED!! stupid hoe shouldnt have even gone!!!

    54. off the property says – reply to this


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      what means TRY HARDER anyway!!???

    55. Tasha says – reply to this


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      Re: liz – Give me a break Liz. I'm so sick & tired of hearing about her childhood. There are people with parents/childhoods 10x worse than hers. And they don't do half the shit she has done or have half the opportunities. It's been time for this little spoiled brat to grow up.

    56. David says – reply to this


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      its not her fault, i was backstage at wango tango last night…i got a picture with perez wohhoo

      haha going on…i was standing right next to her at the loading dock(the way you get on to the stage) and she was having problems because she was told to go on stage but she didnt have the right bracelet and then finally after a while people came and gave her one…..and she was being really nice to fans. shes not as bad as people make her out to be

    57. douchenozzle says – reply to this


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      Lohan looks like leathery like an alligator. She's way over. Her parents got what they wanted, which was a child star cash cow. Next!

    58. douchenozzle says – reply to this


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      Re: hitfly Morris – TScissoring Sam…THAT"S FUCKING FUNNY!!!

    59. britney says – reply to this


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      Predictable, hardly a scandal or even newsworthy. The big scoop here is that mini-douchebag miley is shaping up to be the next big no-talent bitch who has nothing better to do than flash her underwear and pick fights with other skanks once her work dries up.

    60. The girl is lame says – reply to this


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      she is a tramp - a smelly nasty bitch. her career is not worth mentioning. not even a talent and not a singer. she sucks

    61. suck this says – reply to this


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      some post says she has 3 movies - no - they have been shelved - and she was booted off the last one. after ugly betty - she will be officially finished.

    62. spank me harder says – reply to this


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      Re: britney – CRe: Johanna – CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT!

    63. Dina Lohan says – reply to this


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      Lindsay Lohan is the finest actress of her generation. Her dad and I can't WAIT to shove our little Ali down your throats!

    64. Momma Lohan says – reply to this


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      Lindsey will do just find. If only you, crusty fish scales breath smelling internet bitches, get off of her back! Lindsey have been working since she was 2 years old. Have you? Don't call her a lazy fire crotch!

    65. Jane Fonda? says – reply to this


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      Re: Lo – That's not a ringing endorsement @ all.

    66. Lindsey's crazy says – reply to this


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      Well, the people who write in in support of this diva are the very people who give her a swollen head. I could respect her if she was a nice person. So far we have a drug addicted rich thief who acts like a diva wherever she goes. I've heard that she's quite the cunt. We don't need her. Hollywood has plenty of other talents.

    67. surreal says – reply to this


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      What talent? Movie box cover wont even put her picture on them.

    68. issy says – reply to this


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      I just hate her as a blonde. b urself already

    69. Kate says – reply to this


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      Well…she did it to herself.

    70. sanam says – reply to this


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      dude i know that was stupid she shouldnt have came at all cuz she was late and all she said was heres snoop dog!
      i saw you thoughh :]]

    71. JET says – reply to this


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      Re: David – I'm confused. Are you talking about Lohan or Cyrus?
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      In either case, didn't anyone know who they were and that they were scheduled on stage, so they stopped them because they didn't have the proper I.D. bracelet?

    72. m says – reply to this


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      Re: David

      I KNOW SHES JUST FINE LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!

    73. David says – reply to this


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      im talking about lindsay lohan…yes, the guy was a total dick, he saw me walk from my seat to the loading dock and i tried getting back and he was like no u didnt come threw here ur trying to get to the stage, and i was like watever fatty and i had to walk around the whole "village" to get to my seat….he was taking out his low self esteem on pretty celebrities….envious much

    74. gigi says – reply to this


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      slut

    75. Jon says – reply to this


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      I love Lindsay!! I don't understand why everyone is so negative about her. She is looking great, love her glitzy top btw. Whomever dropped her from that movie Manson girls or whatever its called made a big mistake and I am not gonna go see that movie now. I don't even watch Ugly Betty but I'm sure gonna watch the finale that she's in. People need to give her credit she is such a great actress, I'v seen all her movies and I thought I know who killed me was a great thriller despite getting razzie awards. Its the media that makes Lindsay look like this party girl, 10 years ago actresses were doing the same thing she's doing but they wern't scrutinized by the media for it. I'm proud of LaLohan or going to rehab and taking care of herself.

    76. bobdman says – reply to this


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      I forgave LL for everything. She was a huge talent. So many Hollywood people whose opinions I respect have said that. They all saw that something special in Linsay that can't be bought or practiced or even earned. It is just there or not there. And it was there. I forgave her addictions. She was thrown into Hollywood at a young age and that would be hard for anyone. BUT I CAN'T AND WON'T FORGIVE A LOWLIFE THIEF. Scumbags like that make this world a harder place to live for decent people. Sorry Linsay. If you make a PUBLIC apology to the girl whose coat you STOLE I will listen. But you won't. You have no integrity, no decency, no humility, no sense of shame. We are flushing the toilet now. You are over !!!

    77. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      Lindsay was so cute at one time… she is so delusional that she thinks and wants to be a sex symbol diva. You don't got the looks bitch! You should have played up the wholesome innocent theme, you would have money!

      And, btw, I would not put it in your butt!

    78. spizznips says – reply to this


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      She's a freckled freakin mess but her tits are nice.

    79. jum says – reply to this


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      wtf is wango tango? Maybe that's why she blew it off…….

    80. soldier son says – reply to this


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      Re: Jane Fonda? – Jane fonda had my father blown up in south Asia, and she came out with an exercise tape that he could never dance to. I can so understand people hate for this over sex and let's get physical anti American woman.
      She sucks like a baby bottle with a razor inside of the nipple.

    81. Cecilia says – reply to this


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      WTF is that shirt? and loooooooove the matching blingy Lindsey garbage around her neck… ughhhhh get a life.

    82. Voice of Reason says – reply to this


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      In general i always root for the underdog..and i know writing on here is pointless…i just want to make a point if she or anyone like her sees this…you seriously have a world of opportunities ahead of you..dont let shit get to your head…you can be the freakin worlds richest most important person..still doesnt make it cool for you to ditch ur obligations and the people who are out there rooting for you…

      at the end of the day it is those obligations and people who got you where you are…you wanna go have a night out..go ahead we all do it..EVERYTHING IN MODERATION! thats the key…

      best of luck..and everyone stop hating..you wouldnt want this happening to you!

    83. kathy025 says – reply to this


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      Miley Cyrus? Who cares? She's stupid, in case you don't know.

      In fact, Mario, you're also stupid - only worse. Manson Girls isn't only Lindsay's movie. She has Labor Pains lined up. Stop making shit up and do your research warthog.

      Lindsay looks great in that photo. You can't deny.

    84. paul walsh says – reply to this


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      the thing is Perez, you make it sound like this is the only film Lindsay had going for her and they have sacked her when in reality she dropped out of the film becuase of a schedual issue.

      She has 3 film projects on the go as well as her tv work and album work. come on give her a break man.

      Maybe you should comment on how good she actually looks for a change :)

    85. Amanda says – reply to this


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      Re: soldier son – I'm sorry to hear that. Jane Fonda is a fucking asshole!

    86. jj says – reply to this


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      Re: bobdman – Me neither!

    87. JeSsIcA says – reply to this


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      Im STiLl A BiG FaN Of hErS EvEn ThUr ThE THiCk AnD ThiN Abd ShEs a GOOd AcTtrEsS Not likE DaT BEtcH HilAry DuFf CaNt Even AcT

    88. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


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      92nd..Her new leggings line probably smells like sweaty crotch

    89. Quique says – reply to this


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      She was probably busy doing the Wango Tango herself…

    90. Erica says – reply to this


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      she could be worse.. shes very entertaining with the bull**** she pulls… plus she has huge boobs .. *which is a plus for the guys*

    91. ghwrtsbt says – reply to this


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      fuckkkk

    92. wenddddzkjgldsafj says – reply to this


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      why dont you all go fuck yourselfs, ur all shit and cant get the hell over it. vhlkjfdhbfdkhjabitch!

    93. karine says – reply to this


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      A LEGGINGS LINE?! Gee, that sounds like a hit!

    94. the man says – reply to this


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      looking good i could just eat her up