Mr. & Mrs. Hager

Filed under: Politik

George Bush's daughter, Jenna, finally settled down!

The former hard-pAArtier married boyfriend Henry Hager in Texas on Saturday.

She probably drank so much she barfed all over her pretty (ugly) Oscar de La Renta gown bfeore the night was over!

Posted: May 11, 2008 at 3:45 pm / Email this »

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ValerieSara says – reply to this

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These remarks are not like you, PEREZ.
(You should have) let her have her day. Every bride deserves at least that, and you know that.
april says – reply to this

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dude you need to chill. she didnt ask to be president bush's daughter. i guess you dont know that shes been settled down for a while. shes a teacher, shes been traveling the world doing charity work for a couple years, shes written a book about her travels, and shes been doing speaches at schools for kids. she has been out of the partying phase for years perez. by the way, doesnt every body go through a partying phase in college? especially when you go to UT like she did…

and also she looks gorgeous.
Dee says – reply to this

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Perez, darling, I aalways gree with you on EVERYTHING but this one thing — Jenna's dress was beautiful!! Elegant, not too much frou-frou, just right for her!! Look at it again, darling, perhaps you'll change your mind!!
Love you anyway!
tallulah says – reply to this

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aw, that's mean, perez. the dress is pretty
Blair says – reply to this

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She looks gorgeous! Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with this picture. I'm happy for them.
MariFukkinSunshine says – reply to this

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dayum, couldn't she do something with her hair?? it looks a mess!!!
juka says – reply to this

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i like her dress that's not nice perez
Bored says – reply to this

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You know what? Shut-up! She looks beautifula dn happy and even if you don't agree with her dad's politics, it is a lovely wedding picture. Leave the girl alone, especially on her special day! I get so tired of your obvious bitterness and jealousy. Get over it.
JP says – reply to this

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The dress is beautiful and so was the bride. You're an idiot Perez…
congrats! says – reply to this

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she looks absolutely beautiful!! that day was sooo pretty outside . the weather cooperated wonderfully. & when they said low key they weren't playing. it was a VERY low key wedding. CONGRATS to them both!!!
kat says – reply to this

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if it was that dog chelsea you'd be fawning all over her! jenna looks gorgeous!
TexasGirl says – reply to this

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Its kind of funny because you would give your right arm to be the president's daughter…she looks fab!
JEN says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU SUCK, SERIOUSLY SHE MAD A BAD MOVE FIVE YRS AGO AND YOUR BASING HER ON HER WEDDING DAY.
GIVE ME A BREAK
Kathy says – reply to this

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You are such a RUDE PERSON Perez! Cousins my ASS!
zippy says – reply to this

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P is just jealous because he'll never be a beautiful bride. Just a fat old maid with a reamed out ^^^hole.
miss says – reply to this

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eew her dress is awfully bad..tasteless..dont blame Mr.de La Renta..blame it on the Bushes for their bad taste!Looks like a giant wedding cake to me and not the kind u wanna eat
kb says – reply to this

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You are such an asshole.
marnie says – reply to this

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That gown is absolute gorgeous and very tasteful. Perez, pull your head out of your ass and shake the shit out of your ears. Angie could take some lessons from Jenna on class.
Darlene says – reply to this

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Disappointing comment Perez. I thought the pictures were sweet and her gown suited her perfectly.
Jenni F says – reply to this

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Who cares! They will prob be divorced in a few years, after she pops out three kids hes going to get cought with a tranny!
Denie says – reply to this

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You just couldn't resist could you? You promote all of your charitable contribututions but have a very mean spirited side . You are no diffferent than someone who goes to church all the time but has a very dark side. That comment was mean and did not need to be said.
Tracy says – reply to this

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I think she looks very pretty. You can tell they are really happy. It shines through- not like Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez "love" pictures!
Sue says – reply to this

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That is a pretty rude post, Perez. Just because you don't like her father doesn't mean you have to be nasty to his daughter. I am sure if someone was slamming Chelsea you would throw a little hissy fit. She looks beautiful and happy and her dress is stunning. Be nice - bad karma comes back to haunt you.
Liz says – reply to this

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Perez - you need to keep your political opinion to yourself. Jenna looks beautiful!
Jean says – reply to this

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Wonder just how much of my hard earned money went into paying for his daughter's over the top shindig ? After all we had to protect Shrub-ya with Secret Service while he was down there and he got to travel on Air Force One that my dollars and dimes pay for Sad and all I can say is your days are numbered Dumb-ya and thanks be to god for that
sunny says – reply to this

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you are such a bitch. Why don't you lay off on her wedding day, you tacky jackass.
Lynsey says – reply to this

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Her dress is pretty, if you are stuck in the early 90s saved by the bell era.
christina says – reply to this

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Don't be so mean, Perez! I sense a little bit of jealousy on your part. You just WISH you could wear a wedding dress at your OWN wedding. And, you don't like BUSH!
Patriotical says – reply to this

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When does that young healthy patriotic young man join the troops in Irak or Afghanistan ? Just curious …..
welley says – reply to this

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she look great!!! haters
Queenie says – reply to this

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Don't be so mean, Perez. I sense a little bit of jealousy on your part. You just WISH you could wear a pretty wedding dress! I know you aren't a BUSH man, but you are showing your bad side.
meanie says – reply to this

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Perez-

You can't pick your family. SHe looks beautiful, and happy. Do you think its easy living her life? Leave her a lone and don't be mean when the person didn't do anything to deserve it.

PS- WHo didn't get drunk in college? I don't think she's been in trouble since.
nat says – reply to this

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Jesus Christ, did every Republican housewife show up to comment on this one? Her hair looks like shit and he's fugly lol.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Wow, its her wedding. Be nice for a change you jerk! She's happy, she is in love. Why you gotta be so hard on her? Want people to call you fatty?

She looks BEAUTIFUL by the way. Just becasue her dad is president does not mean its open season to attack her on her wedding day. FYI- its supposed to be the happiest day of your life.
mike says – reply to this

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Jesus Christ, judging by these comments who knew Republican housefrau read Perez? Anyways, her hair looks like shit and he's fugly lol
Melissa says – reply to this

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Re: Patriotical – Can't you spell Iraq correctly?
mrshenderson says – reply to this

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"COUSINS" do you always have to be so damn rude to republicans? i am soooo tired of you using your gossip site to promote these politocal agendas. i would like to see how hilary"no respect for myself, my husband fucked another woman in oval ofc"clinton and barak HUSSEIN obama deal with a terrorist attack like we did on 9/11! Stop knocking him down and his family!!!
ks says – reply to this

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That's mean. I think her dress was beautiful and so was she on her wedding day. Although her father may be the dumbshit that he is, doesn't mean you have to be mean to her.
christi says – reply to this

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What a dickhead you are. This girl is a teacher, has spent time in Africa with people suffering from AIDS, and chose to get married at her family's ranch instead of having some huge, gaudy Washington wedding. She seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. What teenager in college hasn't tried to buy a drink? As far as first daughters go, I'll take the Bush twins over that ugly beast Chelsea Clinton.
Q.How does a moron get elected twice??? A. The voters are idiots. says – reply to this

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Re: Melissa – Maybe when Jenna's daddy can SAY it correctly!
erin says – reply to this

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she looks pretty and happy. i love the dress!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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The Bush family can burn in hell!
I would Rather Look At Her Than Dumb@ss ObamaDumbMamma says – reply to this

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Muslim Obama or Jeena, the choice is clear. Just Say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to ObamaDumaMamma in the White House!
Ann says – reply to this

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Ok seriously that is a pretty dress and she looks gorgeous. Her new husband is no Johnny Depp but he's not that bad looking here. I admire her for wanting a private wedding in TX with her fam instead of some big blow out at the White House. She can't help having Bush as her dad.
molly says – reply to this

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What loser would get married on a fucking Prairie in Texas when they could get married in the White House. Idiot
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Ah so many positive posts about the beautiful Bush twin daughter at her fabulous very exclusive wedding on her father's ranch and her childrenhood home. The dress is Osar De La Rents and is in fact quite beautiful and one day may be displayed in the Smithsonian Museum along with other White House wedding dresses through out the centuries exibit.
molly says – reply to this

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oh, and the only reason she can do humanitarian work is becuase she doesn't have to work a real job and the only reason that book got published is becuase of her stupid waste of a person - her dad
Jen says – reply to this

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Re: molly –

She got married in Texas because Texas is home to her not Washington. She could have chosen to spend millions to have some TV White House wedding like some first daughters have done but she kept it simple and had a wedding where only the people she cared about were. Why is that idiotic? That part of Texas is really pretty and obviously being there was more important than being in stuffy Washington. Nothing idiotic about her decision…it was obviously the right choice for her and that's all that matters. I think she looked great, congrats to her an her new husband.
Anonymous says – reply to this

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Re: Tristan – Your son joined the military of his own accord, not with a gun to his head, I assume. We do not have a draft. Just because you join the military during peaceful times does not mean there won't be a war at some point during your service, and vice versa. BTW, both of my brothers are military and have been for many years now. They don't agree with everything that is going on, but it's their job, and they chose it, just as your son did. You can be angry, but what about a little bit of personal accountability for the choices we make as individuals?
Annie says – reply to this

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She looks absolutely GORGEOUS!!! I'm a big fan of yours, Perez, but you really took it too far here. Who cares if you're not a fan of her father… That's not her fault. Also, she didn't ask to be judged… she had a simple wedding with only 200 people, which is very admirable. Please retract your comment!
za za says – reply to this

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i think she looks beautiful! its nice they had a small wedding instead of letting everyone have a piece of their special day
Obama Bitch says – reply to this

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Just don't have children! We don't need any more mongoloids in our society. Who cares if they are cousins, at least they have something in common. I heard they met playing quarters and beer pong out in Texas. What if they have a boy and it looks just like Grandma Bush? I guess they could feed it a string of pearls and hope for the best.
Raechel says – reply to this

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Why are you so nasty?? Her dress is pretty.
Come on says – reply to this

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She looks beautiful and so does the dress!!!
your a dick says – reply to this

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Re: nat – Yeah and every democratic chumbucket like yourself did as well. why don't you do something usefull and go wipe your ass with a tree!
oh I see it's the dick again... says – reply to this

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Re: mike – So let me guess you narrow minded fuck…Republicans aren't allowed to read Perez? See we aren't as narrow minded and actually like to read about both sides of the coin. We are actually the open minded people you liberal assholes claim to be. Your so ignorant you can't even see that. "Jesus Christ"-get a brain Beavis!
AMIE CARTER says – reply to this

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Lord Carnavon says – reply to this

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#4 DINA SAID:
Hideous dress…hideous husband
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That is the best comment bar none!
So succint, simple, and true!
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Molly says – reply to this

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don't be so rude, what did she ever do to you? Jenna is a beautiful bride- someday you might be too Perezer
asdf says – reply to this

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What an idiot, he marries into an "influencial American family" when it's on the downside. Hope you're happy when the entire Bush family is living on the (out in the middle of nowhere) Crawford, TX ranch because their scheme to make millions off the Iraq war backfires and they end up with their own Enron on their hands.
rminva says – reply to this

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Leave the kids alone…her dress is absolutely gorgeous!!
nat says – reply to this

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they look funny.. like imbred
red says – reply to this

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Her dress is lovely and she looks beautiful. Did you ever look at yourself in the mirror, Perez?
allison says – reply to this

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she looked beautiful and you are a jerk for saying that.
Chad says – reply to this

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Dont like her dress but she looks pretty,her husband is ugly period. And her disgusting husband was an intern for the pig faced satanic Karl Rove,thats enough to wish them the life from hell … but there is some hope Jenna is pursuing liberal goals and when asked if shes voting for Mccain she said she hasnt decided who shes voting for,there is hope for her,but not for the disgusting swine she married.
Fuckstick says – reply to this

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She looks 15 and he looks like a fat face. They'll make nice dumb babies together. Why do people in their 20s get married? Morons.
pattyslounge says – reply to this

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its not the dress that looks like shit, its her hair! WTF! Cant country people hire people to do hair!
Steve Buscemi says – reply to this

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Damn he's ugly!
bee says – reply to this

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We saw her and her new hubby out and about in Austin on 6th street Thursday night, drinking and dancing the night away. No embarrassing moments for her though.
wordtoyourmother says – reply to this

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now that was not nice..I think her dress is pretty. Don't take your anger out on her just because you don't like her dad….
SH says – reply to this

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While I most often agree with your quips, you're most definitely OFF THE MARK on this one and it's pretty obvious with the feedback you've received. I suggest you retract!
kayxx says – reply to this

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i think that her dress is stunning!

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