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Ali Lohan, Superstar

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Click here to watch a preview of E's latest trainwreck of a show, Living Lohan.

Wisely, the focus is off Dina and on desperate famewhore Aliana.

She's gotta be talking trash about Miley and stirring some shit up!

    Posted: May 12, 2008 at 1:17 pm / Email this  »
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    1. sam says – reply to this


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      first!

    2. anya says – reply to this


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      1st!

    3. blah says – reply to this


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      PEREZ, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ABOUT BRITNEY OR JAMIE ANYMORE, AT ALL? YOU FRIENDS WITH THEM NOW OR SOMETHING?

    4. haley says – reply to this


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      i think i just threw up a little. wow this show…

    5. Mish says – reply to this


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      WOW she's so desperate!

    6. nancy says – reply to this


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      haha

    7. SirDaveyB says – reply to this


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      What a pile of crap!

    8. GØNNIS says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA

    9. Buckets says – reply to this


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      WHY?????!!!!! Do we need more crappy ass celeb "reality" shows? I mean seriously… E! channel should be blown to bits.

    10. Mini Van Mom says – reply to this


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      I love that she's toasting with what appears to be a glass of champagne. How old is she again? I guess she didn't learn very much from big sis'.

    11. Ash says – reply to this


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      She looks like shes 60 years old

    12. jenna says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWW! WHAT A FUCKING UGLY MESS

    13. CUJO says – reply to this


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      nothing is surprising with the whole famewhore loving family…the mother should try to shield her daughter a little bit but she's gonna suck her dry until aliana is a drunken crackwhore…i love nancy

    14. supersally1974 says – reply to this


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      Mom of the year award, right here!!!!

      Oh wait, that's already been awarded to Orange Oprah.
      Never mind.

    15. Alexandra says – reply to this


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      "I'm sure it'll be quicker for me." How do these dumbass people get so rich?

    16. hey!!!! says – reply to this


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      HEY!!!! WHERE DID SJP GO?? DID YOU REALISE IT WASN'T A STORY?

    17. sss says – reply to this


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      am i first???

    18. SO SAD! says – reply to this


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      hmmm, I BET LINDS SHOWED HER WHAT NOT TO DO….TIME WILL TELL IF SHE WAS LISTENING OR NOT. Hopefully, she will be nothing like her sister…..but now, she has to overcome her sisters mistakes, as though they were her own. That alone will make it impossible for her to succeed. Poor little girl….som many obstacles and people setting her up for failure.

    19. fuckface says – reply to this


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      third u famewhore cum felching fist fucking slimey ballsack cunts!!!

    20. Jess says – reply to this


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      …oh, dear lord. Do we REALLy need another Lohan? Seriously.

    21. Jen says – reply to this


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      Re: blah –

      He is being sued by them for leaking some tracks from blackout

    22. Sara says – reply to this


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      STOP THE DAMN SPAMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      DEHF;Lksjd;VAWE958AQWVKLASNDFBVLKANRGK UGH!

    23. booshdag says – reply to this


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      Can anyone even imagine going to a movie starring Hunchback Ali Lohan. I didn't think so. This ugly cunt needs to hang it up now while she still has a shred of dignity left.

    24. Isabella says – reply to this


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      What a little brat!!! If i had to pick between her and Miley, i would pick miley. Im sure Miley possesses more talet than her. I but she will end up just like her sister… in rehab before she turns 15!!

    25. Hmmm... says – reply to this


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      Omg, why the hell would anyone want to watch the Lohan dysfunctional family on tv? Dina is a fucked up, middled-aged whore who is trying to live through her children; Ali is a ugly, talentless little girl who "IF" (and that's a big if) given the same chance as her sister, is bound to end up just like Lindsay. Was it Ryan Seacrests' bright idea to give them a show?! Now someone needs to kick Seacrests' ass!!!! Hopefully, the show will only air for two episodes, and be pulled from broadcast!

    26. Disturbed says – reply to this


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      Red Lasso is crap - it constantly f's up my browser - Other gossip sites have refused to use them or link to them anymore, why are you still using that shit? It just f'd my computer up again trying to watch this crap.
      P.S. Ali Lohan is the only "kid" I've ever seen that looks like she wears dentures.

    27. Jones says – reply to this


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      How old is this child. Is that a glass of wine the under age minor is holding in the promo? There are laws against contributing to the delinquency of a minor…. Mama Lohan should be in jail and Ali should be with a responsible adult guardian.

    28. auds says – reply to this


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      she's so shitty the video doesn't even work LMAO!

    29. teresa says – reply to this


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      The video isnt working. boo.

    30. Cassie says – reply to this


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      "Screw you! I'm doin' it!" WOW…Long Island…no kidding. But a tad too "ghetto-mom"…ha, ha…there is a part of me that wants to at least watch the first episode–like with Denise Richards' show–but another part of me that doesn't want to give these people what they want and that would be even more ATTENTION. :)

    31. Cassie says – reply to this


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      And why is Ali holding a glass of champagne ON CAMERA when she's, like, a fetus?!? :(

    32. Kill Your TV Now says – reply to this


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      Goddam, I hate them both already.

      Do 70-year old smoking waitress voices run in the family or something? Yikes!

    33. clh72481 says – reply to this


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      This sucks the video won't work! How can I watch it?

    34. Gilli says – reply to this


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      Why do the Lohan sister sound as if they smoke a carton a day of filterless cigarettes?

    35. Pink says – reply to this


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      Mario aka Pervez to MOM
      "YOU are the reason I hate women!"

    36. Lindsey says – reply to this


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      Perez will you stop using this player when you post videos! It NEVER works! Its sooo incredibly annoying!

      ♥you perez but seriously figure something new out.

    37. Boom says – reply to this


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      Lohan TRAINWRECK #2 about to happen real soon! Stay tuned! But, please don't watch this poor excuse of a "tv show" as we don't want them to be on anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    38. La Reina says – reply to this


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      How can it be that this 14 yr old little girl can possiblity look so freaking old. I'm 26 and I don't look nowhere near as old as this little girl who is riding on her sister's fame. She's like the 14 yr old version of Heidi Montag. Absolutely no talent whatsoever.

    39. C.U.NextTUESDAY says – reply to this


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      Re: akjer – HEY AKJER,
      GO AK-JAY-OFF-AYY SOMEWHERE AND QUIT BEING A CUM BUCKET SPERM/SPAMMER

    40. carol says – reply to this


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      I would never watch this trash. The entire family is screwed up.

    41. why? says – reply to this


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      This looks absolutly horrid!

    42. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Dina Lohan is a trainwreck. I don't even need to watch the video to know that she is disgusting. She should stay out of her kids' lives and go shack up with Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the other Long Island, self-serving ho.

    43. Rtarara says – reply to this


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      My only thought after the video was mmm….Coldstone. Lame show. Looks even worse than the Denise Richards one.

    44. George says – reply to this


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      Holy Shit! She wants so bad to be like her sister….She looks like a prostitute..And she is wearing BLUE EYE CONTACTS!!!

    45. blue Giraffe says – reply to this


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      Pathetic.

    46. canadiangirl says – reply to this


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      Ohhhhhhhh, MEGA BRAT!!!! She will crash and burn fast.

    47. MelKa says – reply to this


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      Disgusting.

    48. katie says – reply to this


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      *falls over laughing*

      "I can sing a song that I don't believe it"

      WAA WAA WAA POOR BABY

    49. Princess Cut Diamonds says – reply to this


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      This show and the Denise Richards show should never have been approved by studio execs!

    50. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      CREEPY!how old did we say Ali Lohan is? 38?and how much do u wanna bet that this ho is ALREADY on COCAINE and in a couple of years she'll be in rehab too?Jesus Christ!Lindsay's "mom"is the worst PIMP IN HO llywood.this woman is dangerous.

    51. Shireen says – reply to this


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      my god she is ugly. I'm not just saying that cause she and the whole concept of this show are annoying, which they both are–equally, but man if I shared the same genes as Lindsay Lohan and turned out looking like that I'd be PISSED.

    52. vera Lynn says – reply to this


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      I dont judge people on appearances normally but Aliana is ugly inside and out.

    53. K says – reply to this


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      God, what an ugly kid. No matter how much make-up they plaster on her, it just doesn't get any better. She looks like a 45 year old drag queen.

    54. neato says – reply to this


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      why why why do we have to be TORMENTED by this odd family? I am so boycotting all things Lohan.

    55. Alicia says – reply to this


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      haha I like how it shows her picking up a class of champagne. inst she 14??

    56. [.caitlyn.] says – reply to this


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      "I can sing a song I don't believe in"
      Uhm, I bet mommy says yes since you're making her money!

      And why is she drinking champagne?

    57. Ugh can't stand them says – reply to this


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      Seriously, why does E feel the need to inflate this family's ego anymore than it already has been by giving them a stupid reality show!! I hope that tv show is cancelled before it even airs….
      P.S. Dina Lohan should write a book on how to raise crack whores

    58. Ugly little famewhore says – reply to this


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      Look little bitchy whore and disgusting Mother Dina scumbag… you raised one older whore of a daughter… this little one will wind up even worse. Ali… you look and act like an untalented little scumbag.. go back to the rock you crawled out from under in Long Island and stay there… we have been disgusted by your sister's slutty presence long enough.. NO MORE LOHAN TRASH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    59. Monica says – reply to this


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      She's prettier than Lindsay tho..

    60. auds says – reply to this


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      "i can't sing a song that i don't believe in!!"

      omg go snort more coke you trailer trash.

    61. elerie says – reply to this


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      ewewewewewewewewewewewewwwwwwwwthatsgross.

    62. Alisa says – reply to this


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      Frankly, I loathe those dirtbag Lohans. I think all the women in that family are the trashiest of white trash whores and I'll be glad when their fifteen minutes are up and I never have to see or hear of them again.

    63. Miley says – reply to this


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      This bitch could never be like Miley. Ali Lohan's career is gonna die faster than a miscarriage. She's fucked. Oh well, i guess that shits genetic in the Lohan family.

    64. Morgan ^_^ says – reply to this


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      um where does she talk crap about Miley?

      i reeeeeeaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyy wanna hear it XD

    65. KA says – reply to this


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      "This can't happen, this is money."

      ummm… yeah. Great mom.

    66. so sad says – reply to this


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      "this is money" Dina is such a sad mother.

    67. al says – reply to this


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      maakes me sick to my stomach. what the hell is this world coming to, for real.

    68. flannery says – reply to this


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      those accents…make my ears bleed.

    69. roxxie says – reply to this


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      wow i notice that she drinking alcohol already … wow she is following her sister footsteps

    70. Awwwww says – reply to this


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      Aww….I think she looks pretttyyy.

    71. SUZIQ` says – reply to this


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      Okay, the kid is an absolute brat. She comes across as a first rate bitch. The mom is crazy…She needs to get a life of her own. Pathetic!

    72. ... Uh... says – reply to this


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      Ok, what is with teen celebs nowadays and trying to look older? If your 14 or 15, you shouldn't be caking on makeup and pouting your lips. I despise Miley, and Ali. Neither have any talent and are only famous because they're relatives of other celebs. I have more talent then both of them combined. Plus, I don't look in my 30's or… well… look like slutty, gross Miley.

    73. lola's mom says – reply to this


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      Re: Mini Van Mom – my thoughts exactly. The person who cut the promo must have smoked crack with the network's executives, since they are basically promoting underage drinking, unless the gets a kickback from Martinelli's, who's got PPP permanent product placement on the show.

    74. courtney says – reply to this


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      wow what a brat! why is anyone gonna wanna watch a spoiled lil bitch like that??

    75. Kate says – reply to this


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      Star of a reality TV show. SO ambitious. :P But then again…even Ashley Angel got his second 15 minutes of fame after his RTV show. Let's just HOPE she doesn't go on a war path like Lindsay.

    76. sarah says – reply to this


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      She has a raspy voice like she smokes cigarettes…Isn't she 14? lol…

    77. joanna says – reply to this


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      white trash

    78. SAxlerod says – reply to this


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      Crappy show but some of you nimrods love it. This Lohan will have a great feature in porn.

    79. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      First what a little brat! I never talked to my mom like that when I was 14 or whatever years old! Learn from ur sis? On what? How not to be a druggie ho? As we say in the south.. this girl already looks like she has been rode hard and hung up wet!

    80. AAAAAAAHAA says – reply to this


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      OMG I NEED TO WATCH IT NOWWWW!!!!
      so bad i cant take my eyes off ittttttttttt

    81. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


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      83rd!! I bet that show does not last more than 4 eps..It looked like a show on Ali's tantrums…And did you see DiHO? Those bags under her eyes should be checked by security…Nasty!

    82. sofia says – reply to this


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      what the fuck????
      o yeah,her sis taught her ALOT of things

    83. who? says – reply to this


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      she's how old, 11? and she looks like a bigger slut than miley! ali lohan makes miley look a nun! haha, ali is really pretty too though, but shes like 2-3 years younger than me and shes going to end up just like her sister if she doesnt watch out!

    84. Channn says – reply to this


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      dude i cant wait to see this show its highlarious

    85. L says – reply to this


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      What a bitch of a mom! i wonder whether her kids would be so desperate if they weren't forced to do shitty tv programmes like this

    86. heath(en) says – reply to this


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      ALI?!?!?!?! Is that you???? My God, I didn't recognize you without your trailer! UGH! HOLY SHIT, $120 bucks a month for like 1000 channels on satellite and this is all they can come up with to put on the TV? KILL THESE WHORES NOW NOW NOW!!!

    87. Jules says – reply to this


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      The mother looks like she just did a line off a toilet seat and is pimping her daughter out for more.