Retouch My Body: The Video

Filed under: Mariah Carey > Jackie Beat

CLICK HERE to watch Jackie Beat's latest opus in full technicolor hideousness/brilliance, directed by Austin Young.

Retouch that shit now, and keep your mouth closed!

    Posted: May 12, 2008 at 2:15 pm / Email this  »

    118 comments to “Retouch My Body: The Video”

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    1. Cristina MMmmmm says – reply to this


      101

      FUCKIN LOVE IT!!! jackie is the shit!! her "britney is a whore" song was brill too!! and all her songs on her myspace. I Looooooooorrrrrrrve jackie

    2. discotits says – reply to this


      102

      It hurts to see jackie like this.

    3. dannboy says – reply to this


      103

      I HATE J. Beat! Its a fucking drag clown

    4. chiquita says – reply to this


      104

      yaye, jackie beat! she rocked it! :)

    5. isabel says – reply to this


      105

      I love this video!! it so funny, even though i love mariah carey!!

    6. Captain Obvious says – reply to this


      106

      "Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
      I will hunt you down"

      awwwww, she gave u props! Gotta luv Jackie Beat - and the lyrics sync-d so well, kudos bitch!

    7. isada says – reply to this


      107

      AMAZING

    8. Tom says – reply to this


      108

      Jackie does NOT look like this without makeup… She is wearing tons of makeup in this video.

    9. David says – reply to this


      109

      The problem is…all photoshop in the world is not enough to make this guy look good. Both Mariah and Madonna look good.

    10. Tom says – reply to this


      110

      No one wears makeup like Jackie. check out her other work.

    11. Em says – reply to this


      111

      OMG hillarious. retouch him please

    12. MeeMee says – reply to this


      112

      Re: Mariah Carey – Be the bigger person gurl….u know u rock and is the reason u are leading the way…forget these haters! They just mad at yah cuz u got it…..Love you!

    13. wow says – reply to this


      113

      He's awesome! Sings better then the original. LOVE IT!

    14. Bryan says – reply to this


      114

      Jackie Beat's brand of humour is incredibly dark, mean and nasty.

      She represents the worst of all drag queens. As Chi Chi La Rue once said- Drag Queens embody the worst of male and female characteristics- and this is certainly true of Ms. Beat.

      But she does have her fans amongst other drag queens like Alexis Arquette and CandyAss hole.

    15. Hate the Usa says – reply to this


      115

      Re: i need a barfff bag
      init dough Britz rock, americans suck!!!

    16. dj says – reply to this


      116

      THAT S##$%@@ WAS HYSTERICAL THANK YOU SO MUCH

    17. DUlce says – reply to this


      117

      loved the guy…… he looked like perez

    18. BAMsimona says – reply to this


      118

      That was the funniest shit Ive heard in a LOOOONG time,
      made me laugh…

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