Separated At Birth
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Left: American Idol contestant David Archuleta. Right: Eddie Munster.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
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LOL…this cracks me up when you do these comparisons. This one is great. Glad his dad got booted from backstage too!!!
NO NO NO! David is a really cute kid. His dad might be overbearing, but he seems like such a nice person.
david archuleta is adoooooooooorable.
Don't vote for David Archuleta - you'll be wasting your votes. He doesn't deserve to be American Idol - he hasn't got the personality and can't string a sentence together. The person who had the personality to win got voted off (mainly because he was Australian): Michael Johns
hahahahaha, totally. except david archuletta isn't as attractive.
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ah, David is so much cuter. I bet he comes out as a gay man someday!
HAHAH
This made me laugh out loud.
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I love David.
At least Eddie had a personable attitude. David is wishy washy.
HA HA HA HA, Perez! Love it!
I wanna hit it once he's legal. fashooo
Is it bad that I'm surprised that people even care about Idol anymore? I don't get it.
first!! wahahahahaha…….
try harder perez..
I personally think the boy looks like a bat!
what if he reads this site and gets depressed and kills himself Perez you ever think of that? it one thing to make fun of brad Pitt or someone like that' they look mentally stable but David looks like a sweet kid who tends to get made fun of a lot for be in sweet this kind thing is just mean shame on you
I HATE DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Perez!
He does not look like a Munster…he looks like…..well i guess he kinda does actually.
The resemblance is uncanny.
AAHAH. NICE;)
BUT STILL!
I still love David!=D
Eddie Munster sure do have some Munster teeth! YIKES! and I wanna cum on David's face then give him a black eye
Re: duffy – yes. because I'm really sure that he's THAT depressed to want to kill himself after seeing one picture.
I totally hate this fucking loser! He's soooooo fake! I hope he comes in second and his father jumps up on stage and beats him with a wire hanger!
I wonder if the American Idol producers will "fix" the results so that he loses just so they won't have to deal with Papa Archuleta!!
The next American Idol for sure!
haha - here's your boy!
HILLARIOUS!! SPOT ON!!!
NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's just mean.
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EWWW.. Baby veal, David don't go near him.
Perez is probably marking a calender as we speak, for the day he turns 18.
P'Nasty will bite off Archuleta's tiny wennie, as an appetizer!
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Hide little David, hide!!!!
Fuck you Perez! When are you going to do one of yourself with FAT BASTARD from Austin Powers? That would be uncanny. Archie is a superstar
What are you thinking Perez?!?! David is adorable!!
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YOU KNOW IT PEREZ. THAT DAVID KID IS WEIRD. HE'S A WEIRD JESUS LOVER FOR SURE…WEIRDO!!!!
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I knew he reminded me of someone !!! I love The Munsters and David !!! You always get it bang on Perez.
I LOVE DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!
HOLY CRAP! That is waaaay better than a munchichi. That looks like Little David's grade school yearbook photo!!!
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he's got a cute look, give the kid a break
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aww david's cute if i were 15 but this is a good separated at birth. lol
hahahahahahahahaa
Don't hate on David, he will win because he's perfect and gorgeous.
Hahaha! big LOL
hahaha - totally!
Re: duffy –
Are you serious? hahaha! People who have the dstance to themselves, they also can laught at themselves. I'm pretty sure that David can do too
LOL!!! that is so funny. I hate David Archuleta. I hope this picture wipes that smarmey smile off his face.
This kid is nice and has a good voice but no personnality.
David Cook is the best and deserve to win this contest.
I think you should also do one with the Vulture from the old Warner Brothers cartoons. His personality is so much like that, "no, no, no" shaking his head while he's trying to find what to say.
TOTALLY! Perez this one is right on. I KNEW he reminded me of someone.
HA HA.. That is awesome!
That kid is CREEPY… David that is!
David looks like he has downsyndrome
DAYUMMMM DAVIDS HOTTTT
David is soooooo cute !! he does not look like that other grimlin kid SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!*vote for david archuleta*
love you perez xxox
Has anyone else ever watched his hands when he talks? They just fly all over the place. He's the most awkward person I'd ever seen. His interviews are awful and he breaths toooo heavy when he sings. He needs to go on American Gladiator so they can beat him up a few times.
lame, get a life
But David Archuletta's dad is creepier than Eddie Munster's!
I don't see it.
I am very good friends with David's cousins and know the family. They came to a family gathering last year and his father tried to sell his CD to every one at the gathering. He actually has been singing and has been recording for awhile now. I felt sorry for David. He was embarrased at the way his father was pimping him out in front of everyone. It seemed to be more about him than his son David. I hope he wins and cuts the ties with his overbearing father because David is a real nice down-to-earth guy. I will be voting for him on Tuesday.
I HATE YOU FAT FUCK! HOW CAN YOU MAKE FUN OF DAVID ARCHULETA? HE'S SUCH A SWEET, HUMBLE AND HONEST KID…PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER GIVE YOUR SWEATY SMELLY ASS ANY FUCKING CRAZINESS AND STORIES TO POST UP. HE'S BETTER THAN THAT. GO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH SCENTED BABY WIPES PLEASE AND SHOVE IT INTO YOUR MOUTH…OR MADONNA'S, WHATEVER WORKS
stop this nonsense. i will find you!
Don't be silly, Perez. He looks exactly like a MONCHICHI!
Perez, you look more like Eddie Munster than little David does.
what a sweetheart. great talent.
NO one cares about this douchebag. He'll be less popular than Ruben Studdard. BOh gay whores who love it up the ass.
David is adorable.
Difference:
* BUTCH PATRICK (Eddie Munster, The Munsters): CIRCUMCISED (CUT)!!!!!!!!!!
* DAVID ARCHULETA (himself, American Idol): UNCIRCUMCISED (UNCUT)!!!!!!!
oh give me a break!!! when you post dumb shit like this you only make yourself look stupid, perez!!! little david archuleta is a sweet kid who's only real problem is that he has a crazy person for a father!!
The point of this comparison is that David A is just a kid. Totally unmarketable, unless he ends up somehow someway on a Disney show. I imagine that Simon is praying David A loses and SOON. I predict he will and that the final two will be Cook and Syeisha. Archuleta's time has come. He has gay face too….. I think I mentioned that once before on a previous post. My daughters hate it when I say that, but in five years, if not sooner, he will be switching to play for the other team. YOU CAN BET ON IT.
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aw… davids cute. :\
David doesnt even begin to compare to the ugliness of eddie munster. David is adorable and deserves to win Idol.
alright make fun of him but ohh what does he do?
sing and will be more successful and likeable than you perez
ohhh right i think so
and for the person who says he doesnt have any personality
….you're stupid and dont know what youre talking about bc you obviously must be a moron
and when someone said he has a gay face….youre a moron as well
and say hes going to get voted off who cares whatever you say wont make a damn difference in ANYTHING so lets all stop being complete idiotsabout this whole thing and focus on the more important things…not including being gay or whatever bc thats obviously what you are more concerned about
except for perez…hes too gay
David A is such a cutie… can't wait till he turned 18 and i hope the skanky disney girls would stay away from him.
BAHAHAHAHA. funny shit. ilove david
STOP IT PEREZ! He's so cute damn it.
hahaha it's a great joke!
but david is a cute guy! (L)
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BWAAAAA HA HA.
hahahaha Very Good Perez! Esta excelente!
Vote for David Cook!!!
perez how could yoU!!!
OMG - exactly - hysterical!
Hilarious!
FINALLY!! Perez I was waiting for you to do this! ALL MY FRIENDS THINGS HE LOOKS LIKE HIM TOO!
looks more like SPENCER PRATT than david
OK, that is just wrong. The kid is 17 and obviously shy. He obviously isn't used to be on LIVE tv. And all this news about his father - poor kid is probably afraid of saying something daddy will chew him out for. He may not be as carrismatic as some others but give the kid a fuckin break already. Imagine being on live TV week after week at only 17 years old. Can't people be nice for a change. Just b/c you may not like him doesn't mean the kid can't sing. He has talent.
no no no perez…he's an innocent, sweet, talented drama club geek let's keep him that way. pick on someone who deserves a "separated at birth" like jason castro w/ the singer from counting crows or a fraggle rock puppet.
HAHAHA Perez you are awesome. You deserve a big, zero calories COCK!
All the tweenies telling you how mean that is are hilarious. That fanbase is so horrible. As if that gaspy little dull turd doesn't make you hate him enough already. The fantards only add to how annoying he is. The Cook fanbase comes in at a close second with the annoying teenagers. The shitty thing is, I used to do the same shit when I was in my early teens (except I didn't have the net to annoy others with). Now I look back and go "what the fuck was I thinking???". These little girls will come to the same realization in a few years. Trust me girls
You'll be ashamed you ever liked him.
This kid isn't marketable in any way. If he wins I'd have to place him in a tie with Taylor Hicks success wise or just slighty above Hicks. However, this week he will be without daddys help. There's a good chance he'll fuck up royally without the puppetmaster there to pull the strings. If he leaves this week, I'll be like a kid at Christmas. And you KNOW that the fantards will put on a fantastic show online. It would be greater than all past shocker eliminations combined!
THREESOME!!!!!
David is definitely more fuckable. I'm sure he's a bottom and has a sweet hot latino hole. When is he 18 again?
Hahaha. They're both kinda cute.
can someone please boo this freak off the stage? I just want to throw up everytime he 'performs' - YUCK YUCK YUCK
The guy that played Eddie Munster was at the Borders I work at in Fairfield, CT yesterday for a book signing. NO ONE talked to him. Plus, the dude thinks he's some sort of playa with his shirt unbuttoned to show his 50 year old chest hair and gold chain. Gross.
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