What's Talent Got To Do With It???
Filed under: Audrina Patridge
Instead of branching out into fashion, like Luaren Conrad or Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge wants to be an actress, y'all.
At least she's not trying to be a serious "thespian" and shit.
Audrina's gonna stick to what she does best - looking good in a bikini!
Patridge has just been cast in the sure to be a hit shit film, Into The Blue 2.
Hey, you gotta take whatever work you can get!
Patridge will play a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command.
Thrilling!
The fagulous Chris Carmack (from The O.C.) also stars in the film.
We're sure it will end up going straight to DVD!
Hey, at least it's not a home porno for Audrina, right???
Posted: May 12, 2008 at 10:00 am
2nd
you gotta start somewhere! (right at the bottom of the barrel in her case)
4th?
ohhhhh look at me! Im going to say Im first even though Im 15th! Im so cool!
Audrina will suck as much in this movie as her porn video…just in a different way.
fucking low life foreign spammers cant even speak english FUCK YOU
I hate her dead, emotionless eyes. It is like she is always stoned or something…..maybe a touch of downs? hmmm…something not right in there. Into the Blue II, seriously….it wil go into the crapper in a sec, fo sho!!
If she didn't have the Hollywood stylists and $$$$, she'd look like a skank!
Good grief, those droopy eyes make her soooo not attractive! I know that is not nice, but her droopy eyes are distracting - TO ME. But I'm a hetero female. Maybe men don't even notice the eyes.
shes to dumb to do anything except play a bikini babe!
shes a shitious actor!
fifth!
am i the only one who thinks audrina really isn't that pretty i mean she has a great body but idk im just not seeing the beauty….
deadest eyes ever
10
her teeth blind me
32nd
celoso!!!
why is she always looking up?
I can not stand all these spammer people. Can you (PEREZ) not block them? Anyways, Audrina is fugly, she has a chubby face. It must pay off to have money b/c she looks nasty. I hope she thanks her mom, dad, g-dad, or g-ma who ever has the dough for whatever she has.
Look at those teeth…..HORSEMOUTH
yeah, she really isn't so pretty. She is irritating to look at. So this movie is going straight to dvd. It might not even make it to dvd…straight to vhs.
yeah her eyes r a little weird but shes sweet
She is SUCH a BUTTERFACE! BLECH!
Re: akjer – I do not doubt that she's sweet. She definitely seems nice - almost passive - on the show. Her body is great, no doubt! But I still cannot help but point out her poor ol bulldog droopy eyes. ONLY because she's so "in the press". In average, everyday, GA life, she'd be a knockout. But for all the coverage, nooooo. I just don't get it.
Time out. What's the fascination with this girl, exactly? Are those lazy eyes and rabbit teeth I see?
Since Wesley Snipes got 3 years, I'm guessing al will probably get
about 5..coz the cops and people are sick of him flappin his gums
all over the place. Question: Who will be NEW al sharpton in the streets? Either the[[Rev. wright]] or obama..!! anyone,please…
It is spelled LAUREN. This is the major problem with all these cablestations. There are sooo many channels that people who would have NEVER been on tv even 10 years ago are so-called 'stars'. And alot get spoiled by the camera and think they are celebrities and can't do a 'regular' job. So, yes the movie will probably open as a dvd, but someone has to do the bad acting. Might as well be her.
it's LAUREN. come on now
def. not pretty, her face is busted!!!
This chick has weird eyes. Like she's always looking up. Maybe from spending so much time down on her knees to further her career. This is not a pretty look.
Did anyone ever notice that in all photos, it her eyes are looking"upwards"? All i see is alot of "white" under her eyes….stop looking up….and what's with the chipmunk teeth, no lips and flat ass…a TYPICAL WHITE GIRL
HEY AUDRINA- WHY THE LONG FACE??????
needs a boob job
Re: stop spammers!!!! – TO STOP SPAMMERS: Many people have complained about the annoying spammers on this site, and it's pretty obv now that mr hot-shot perez hilton, who really was so clever and funny when all this started, doesn't give a rat's ass about cleaning it up. What happens to someone who becomes so "big" that they forget to keep their product the best that it can be? ( Hello General Motors)
Oh my gosh whats up with her eyeballs they are always floating around, is she medicateded? lol
what happened to her lips???? where are they???
YOU DOG SMELLING MOTHER FUCKERS ARE THE SICKEST PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. I COME TO THE SITE JUST TO READ THE RACIST ASS COMMENTS BEING PASSED AROUND. THERE ISN'T MUCH YOU GUYS CAN SAY ABOUT BLACKS EXCEPT THEY'RE LOUD AND GHETTO……BUT YOU GUYS YUCK……….HOW COULD GOD HAVE CREATED SUCH THINGS; YOU FUCK YOUR OWN FAMILY MEMBERS; WTF.; HOLD THEM HOSTAGE FOR YEARS AT A TIME; EAT OTHER PEOPLES BODY PARTS; ENSLAVE OTHER HUMAN BEINGS; INVADE COUNTRIES AND RAPE AND TORTURE THEIR WOMEN AND KIDS.; CORRUPT YOUR OWN COUNTRY; DRINKING AND DRIVING WHILE PREGNANT;YOU SMELL LIKE WET DOGS; MOSTS OF YOUR FATHERS FUCKED U BY THE TIME YOU WERE 5.; GOD HAS NO RESPECT FOR THIS RACE; HOW COULD HE; I REALLY THINK THIS RACE WAS MADE BY THE DEVIL AND NOT GOD…………U WILL NEVER SEE ANOTHER RACE LIKE THIS; I SWEAR I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
Pretty girl. Nice body. Overbite. No talent. No brains.
Good for her!
She is too ugly to be on TV.
Why does she ALWAYS look like she smelled a fart?
She's fucking UGLY!
The only thing pretty is her hair. Why does everyone and anyone get on TV these days?
Just get nekkid and stand around. That's what she's actualyl good at.
I don't get it- why do people care about her? Her face is about a 6- I can't stand her eyes. So weird.
I think Audrina's ugly, she has an awesome body but her face is shiteous. And if scares me the way her face doesn't move, she shows no emotion in her eyes, looks like she's been hitting the plastic surgeon too hard and she's so young. YUCK!
asdfasdf
uncle fester is a fuckin rapist.
Re: WHITE PEOPLE ARE STUPID REDNECK FUCKS WHO GETS FUCKED BY THEIR FATHERS WHILE THEIR MOTHERS WATCH – I'm spinning in my grave! hahahahaa
She is so fkn ugly!
She is white trash - so ugly!
I don't get it. She always looks confused. Maybe she looks good in a bikini, but can she actually act? With the constant blank and emotionless stare she's got going?? Ugh. Being rich and having a nice body doesn't make you famous! (or it shouldn't)
There has to be something physically wrong with her. Her eyes are always rolled halfway in the back of her head and totally unfocused. She always looks like she's ready to pass out. Sexy.
Re: WHITE PEOPLE ARE STUPID REDNECK FUCKS WHO GETS FUCKED BY THEIR FATHERS WHILE THEIR MOTHERS WATCH –
I wish all the best for you and you're bright future in an asylum. I hope your psychiatrist is white. In the meantime, I will be certain to add you in my prayers. You're statement is the most ignorant run-on sentence I have ever laid eyes upon. I can't even believe you included god in that horrific statement!! If I could meet you, I would give you a great big hug, and maybe even a kiss!!! So smile, jesus loves you.
ps…..you might want to call your doc and have your meds increased!
EWWWWW>>>>>>>>>>>>>I BET SHE PICKS FLIES OUT OF HER TEETH. SHE NEVER SHUTS HER MOUTH….SHE APPEARS TO BE A BIT HANDICAPPED. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT, EXCEPT TRYING TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF BEAUTY WHERE THERE IS LITTLE. SHE DOES HAVE NICE BOOBS THOUGH
To be Honest, i could give 2 shits about ANY of these WHORES on the HILLS. AUDRINA is UGLY as a damn Donkey. Look at her eyes and her horse teeth. She always looks like she's thinking about ice cream and then trying to take a shit after. She's a tampon.
she has bucky beaver teeth like miley cyrus
I can't even stand to watch her ugly face on TV let alone the big screen…
who cares. get back to the real celebrities please.
All that makeup and she STILL looks homely. I am not a fan and I don't understand what anyone sees in any of those skanky bad actresses, but especially that one. She is HOMELY. Not a word anyone uses much, but it fits her.
She should play the role of a CHOLA in a movie filmed in East L.A. and her character name should be La Droopy!!! I still love her though, she's my fav from the Hills!!! XOXO =)
Audrina will be a horrible actress! She does not even have a personality on the Hills-she is so passive.
She does always looked stoned and does not have anything unique about her. She is pretty, but nothing special. The movie is going to bomb big time!
Re: Lori C. – I SOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGREE!!!! Those eyes are SO DISTRACTING!!!!! For the love of God– What is wrong with them???????
Re: Lori C. – And by the way, Lori- AKJER says that about every posting because it is SPAM!!! LOL
The problem with her is that she only has one facial expression, dead behind the eyes. I doubt it will take her far…. Maybe, playing a corpse or a junkie would do?
It's like her teeth are too big for her mouth–
i've been watching the hills since it started and Audrina is an idiot with no talent she should stick looking pretty since shes so dumb. The movie will flop. I hope she does move out of Laurens house i hope she moves off of the show.
She looks so dead in the eyes.
FUCKIN DROOPY DOGG - THIS BITCH NEEDS A SHOT 2 THE HEAD SO HER FUCKING EYES DROP DOWN TO NORMAL LEVEL
I WOULD NEVER WATCH NE SHIT SHE MAKES SHE IS A NO TALENT PIG
Re: WHITE PEOPLE ARE STUPID REDNECK FUCKS WHO GETS FUCKED BY THEIR FATHERS WHILE THEIR MOTHERS WATCH –
wow you have just set us black people 20 years. shut the fuck up you racist fuckard! white people along with black people fought in the civil rights movement just so that way you could go to school and learn (which you obviously haven't) you make me sick, knowing you have the same black skin as me! fuck you! douchebag!
ya cant hate thou she still gunna get paid for that shit… =)
you got nothing but negative things to say
let time tell, u might never know when someones good is found in
TEAM AUDRINA. I know her personally.. & she rocks….
Tiffany #72…you took the words right out of my mouth. It is nice to have you in this world
. Have a happy day and God Bless!!!
I just really hope that #38 dosent actually havea specific religon or anything that involves wrshipping god or jesus cause as far as Im concerned JESUS WAS WHITE AND JEWISH BITH and I say that as a black woman..and oh wouldnt it be haaa larious if she could actually act.
I Am Not even a Hills fan…who cares if this chick is pretty or not. That's so shallow. She's smoking hot in my book…and probly much hotter than a lotta u commenters. INTO THE BLUE 2 is NOT a bad start at all for an actress just starting out. It may not be IRON MAN, but it's cool for someone who's just starting out. Go Audrina!
I don't watch crap shows, so I only see photos of her on this site and occasionally elsewhere in the media; however, I just want to know what the HELL is wrong with her eyes? Did someone once tell her she looked better while looking up, so now she looks up to have her picture taken every time? Whack.
Even though it will probably go straight to video, there are so many struggling actresses in Hollywood would kill to do this role and it gets handed to this dumb broad just because she's on a hit show. Ridiculous. Of all of those girls, Audrina is the worst "actress". She is absolutely wooden in front of the camera, you can practically see her struggling to put a sentence together. Her body is just average and her face is messed up (tip for Audrina - lay off the heavy eyeliner, it only emphasizes your "looking upward" problem) and it looks like she never washes her hair. You'd think w/ all the stylists they employ on that show, one could give her a decent blowout. Sadly, even after her 15 minutes of fame are up, she'll still be richer than all of us simply for doing nothing.
I love Audrina. I like that she's private and not an complete idiot, although she loses points for justinbobby v.1 (long haired, scuzz)
u spelled lauren wrong
oh yea…i wont see that stupid ass movie
this girl is so fucking ugly!
"HImalayan kitty-faced bitch" muahahahahaaaaaaaaa
There's a fly on the end of her nose — and it smells, pooh!
Why is she so damn gorgeous?
Sbavare!
SHE HAS THE EYES OF A BLOODHOUND, NOT AS CUTE THOUGH!
Somehow I can only visualize Audrina naked with legs akimbo as the star of a low-budget porn movie.
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