When Hasbeens Unite!
Filed under: TV News > Reality Television > VH1
And it's back to more reality TV shows!
VH1 is turning to Scott Baio to help produce programs for their "Celebreality" lineup.
The newest show is like The Surreal Life with former teen idols.
It will consist of a total of 8 male teenie boppers from the '80s and '90s.
You know what happens to teenie boppers?
They get fat, old and ugly!
Throughout the still-untitled show contestants will receive mentoring from a life coach. They will also have time to reflect on their former careers and outcomes. Basically, the highs and lows of being a teen icon.
At the end, each will have to decide whether they'll attempt to resurrect their careers and try for a comeback, or if they'll give up on Hollywood for good.
The show is set to air early next year.
Fun.
Wonder what losers will agree to be on the show???
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people who write first are pathetic. get a fucking life losers!
I wonder what "Celebs" will be on that show.
first bitches
HAS BEEN
You know even though he's a 70's child star that Danny Bonaduce will apply, he's got nothing else going on.
Who the hell is he to call any woman ugly? He's such an ugly dork.
I'm sure Corey Haim has offered to blow anyone who will get him on this show…. Didn't he put out a full page ad in variety begging someone to hire him… That has to be tough!
I hope they have Dora the explorer on. Isn't she hispanic?
I will so watch this.
i would still let him ram his cock deep inside my tight lil ass-cunny
JTT!!!!!!!!!!
watch Gossip Girl, tonight at 8pm on CW11
Re: fuckace –
I'd totally watch that!
I won't be watching…Everytime you turn around a celebrity is trying to do a reality show.
I know he's got to be gay. Why doesn't he just go on 'Dancing With The Has Beens'???
Does this mean that he won't have his own reality show on VH1, anymore?
You forgot bitter and immature as Baio so ably demonstrated.
Perez, you will never be famous, you are a no talent fat ass ugly pig. And no matter how much weight you lose you will always be ugly. At least this people were famous for being talented. You are a never where, fat, ugly, pig. Quit hating on people who were actual celebrities. And get off Paris Hilton's cock. You ugly bitch.
UHHH!
Perez, what must it be like to be so constantly aware of who is and is not a loser!! Who cares if they wanna make a show. You probably drooled all over Charles in Charge when you were 6. It's like you have finally found an outlet for all of your fat kid insecurity. Some day you'll be a "has been" and dying to get on TV or have your photo taken. Enjoy it now- and invest your money. 15 years olds are not gonna care about you in 10 years. Anyways- I though you love fame whores. Why so grim and judgmental?
Oh my God, Fat, Old and Ugly. Perez line up!!!!!!
people whose name is kelly like to suck the feces outta of donkeys slimey ass-hole, then spread the caca all over themselves and let it dry
THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GONNA END UP ON A SHOW LIKE THAT IN THE FUTURE….THEY HAVE 0 TALENT AND THEY ONLY HAVE FANS COZ THEY ARE PRETTY!
well i dont see how this would work. the kids who would be interested in this kind of show have no clue who the 80s teen icons were! cuz they were hardly even born yet
regardless of what Scott Baio is doing now, he was on one of the most famous sitcoms of all time. Perez looks a lot fatter older and uglier than Scott.
he was and always be lame, I hope the child rejects his genes, I mean really was it strech for him to play a stupid young punk……………….
I gaurentee Corey Haim is sleeping outside the auditions as we speak.
BOMB.
A meal ticket is a meal ticket!
another reality show I won't be watching to much over kill of all these show's going on!
Nick and Aaron Carter.. Enough said.
Perez, I have no idea where you of all the gross, fat, and ugly people in the world make comments like you do about others. You are such a bitch!
Re: taran tula – I agree. I just check it out, along with others, to get a take on the state of society and it's just so scary how some of these people think — or just don't think!
Who are the real loser????? Ask yourself people….
Re: mm – That's idiotic. Ever hear of reruns? I watch, and love, I Love Lucy and and The Brady Bunch, and I wasn't born when those shows were on.
This just screams the 2 Corey's…and I'm pretty sure they have the extra time these days to step into a project like this.
I'm going to throw my TV out.
Danny Bondaduce, Willie Ames.
Only former, male teenyboppers get fat/old/ugly. I've seen it so many times, in real/reel life. At least women care what they look like.
Here's my list:
Shawn Cassidy
Leif Garrett
Tony DiFranco
Keane Brothers
Parker Stevenson
Scott Baio
any of the backstreet boys or nsync (not justin)
GIMME JAKE RYAN!!
I can not WAIT!
They should get David Cassidy.
He was a teen idol. But now he's like bald lol.
… (okay, perhaps in your dreams), you ARE fat, old and ugly–and a definite loser. Perhaps you should try out for the show, Perez?
LEIF GARRET should be on the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teeny bopper idols get "fat, old and ugly"?…well, you sure have a good jump on the competition, fatty!
you know bonaduce will be all over that show,hes the queen of reality tv shows, he'll take anything he can get paid for *cough* i know my kids a star,haha
"You know what happens to teenie boppers?
They get fat, old and ugly!"
i wonder why perez isnt a hasbeen teeny bopper…*wonder*
Scott Baio is a loser bum.
his teeth's kinda orange…… AHA!! pot smoker
Ummm….let me guess….COREY HAIM will be first on the list. ;0)
Here's my list:
Danny Bonaduce
Dustin Diamond
Corey Haim
Ian Zierring
Alfonso Rebeiro
Jaleel White (Urkel)
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
corey feldman is a must.
They get fat, old and ugly!?!?!?
You already have 2 out of three going for you sweetheart. And 30 is OLD in the eyes of some YOUNGER people!!
SOS, the ship has sunk!
scott baio is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd do him twice anyday:P
Re: theoneandonly – Arsenio Hall should be added. and
Roseanne Barr
Lou Diamond Phillips
Debbie Gibson
Tiffany's ass too.
Skeech from Save by the Bell
the guy from X files David ?
Re: j –
You obviously haven't seen him in years. He is NOT bald. And he's very popular, ever seen one of his shows. Of course you haven't, idiot.
He's bitter. A has been who doesn't drink coffee. Funny when Joanie said he had a small dick.
This guy needs a new hairstyle.
ew you guys are really mean.. your knocking perez for making fun of people by throwing insults back in his face? yeah you should definitely be giving advice..
love you perez!
this guy has ALWAYS been fugly
He looks like ray barone!
Don't you think calling these 'has-beens' fat and ugly is a calling the kettle black, perez?