When Hasbeens Unite!

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And it's back to more reality TV shows!

VH1 is turning to Scott Baio to help produce programs for their "Celebreality" lineup.

The newest show is like The Surreal Life with former teen idols.

It will consist of a total of 8 male teenie boppers from the '80s and '90s.

You know what happens to teenie boppers?

They get fat, old and ugly!

Throughout the still-untitled show contestants will receive mentoring from a life coach. They will also have time to reflect on their former careers and outcomes. Basically, the highs and lows of being a teen icon.

At the end, each will have to decide whether they'll attempt to resurrect their careers and try for a comeback, or if they'll give up on Hollywood for good.

The show is set to air early next year.

Fun.

Wonder what losers will agree to be on the show???

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    Posted: May 12, 2008 at 4:15 pm / Email this  »

    60 comments to “When Hasbeens Unite!”

    1. kelly says – reply to this


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      people who write first are pathetic. get a fucking life losers!

    2. Bri says – reply to this


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      I wonder what "Celebs" will be on that show.

    3. tooflyyyy says – reply to this


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      first bitches

    4. Jo says – reply to this


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      HAS BEEN

    5. trinspin says – reply to this


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      You know even though he's a 70's child star that Danny Bonaduce will apply, he's got nothing else going on.

    6. ick says – reply to this


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      Who the hell is he to call any woman ugly? He's such an ugly dork.

    7. sara says – reply to this


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      I'm sure Corey Haim has offered to blow anyone who will get him on this show…. Didn't he put out a full page ad in variety begging someone to hire him… That has to be tough!

    8. jimkhm says – reply to this


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      I hope they have Dora the explorer on. Isn't she hispanic?

    9. K says – reply to this


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      I will so watch this.

    10. fuckace says – reply to this


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      i would still let him ram his cock deep inside my tight lil ass-cunny

    11. C says – reply to this


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      JTT!!!!!!!!!!

    12. xoxo says – reply to this


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      watch Gossip Girl, tonight at 8pm on CW11

    13. Jen says – reply to this


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      Re: fuckace

      I'd totally watch that!

    14. Candy says – reply to this


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      I won't be watching…Everytime you turn around a celebrity is trying to do a reality show.

    15. Rainbow boy says – reply to this


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      I know he's got to be gay. Why doesn't he just go on 'Dancing With The Has Beens'???

    16. Cassie says – reply to this


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      Does this mean that he won't have his own reality show on VH1, anymore? :)

    17. Olive says – reply to this


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      You forgot bitter and immature as Baio so ably demonstrated.

    18. HATER says – reply to this


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      Perez, you will never be famous, you are a no talent fat ass ugly pig. And no matter how much weight you lose you will always be ugly. At least this people were famous for being talented. You are a never where, fat, ugly, pig. Quit hating on people who were actual celebrities. And get off Paris Hilton's cock. You ugly bitch.

    19. Uhh says – reply to this


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      UHHH!
      Perez, what must it be like to be so constantly aware of who is and is not a loser!! Who cares if they wanna make a show. You probably drooled all over Charles in Charge when you were 6. It's like you have finally found an outlet for all of your fat kid insecurity. Some day you'll be a "has been" and dying to get on TV or have your photo taken. Enjoy it now- and invest your money. 15 years olds are not gonna care about you in 10 years. Anyways- I though you love fame whores. Why so grim and judgmental?

    20. norman says – reply to this


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      Oh my God, Fat, Old and Ugly. Perez line up!!!!!!

    21. fuckface says – reply to this


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      people whose name is kelly like to suck the feces outta of donkeys slimey ass-hole, then spread the caca all over themselves and let it dry

    22. mimi says – reply to this


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      THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GONNA END UP ON A SHOW LIKE THAT IN THE FUTURE….THEY HAVE 0 TALENT AND THEY ONLY HAVE FANS COZ THEY ARE PRETTY!

    23. mm says – reply to this


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      well i dont see how this would work. the kids who would be interested in this kind of show have no clue who the 80s teen icons were! cuz they were hardly even born yet

    24. v says – reply to this


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      regardless of what Scott Baio is doing now, he was on one of the most famous sitcoms of all time. Perez looks a lot fatter older and uglier than Scott.

    25. truth says – reply to this


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      he was and always be lame, I hope the child rejects his genes, I mean really was it strech for him to play a stupid young punk……………….

    26. liza says – reply to this


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      I gaurentee Corey Haim is sleeping outside the auditions as we speak.

    27. IT WON'T LAST says – reply to this


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      BOMB.

    28. cros says – reply to this


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      A meal ticket is a meal ticket!

    29. danni says – reply to this


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      another reality show I won't be watching to much over kill of all these show's going on!

    30. 90's Boy Band (Wannabe) Hasbeens says – reply to this


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      Nick and Aaron Carter.. Enough said.

    31. IBJAM says – reply to this


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      Perez, I have no idea where you of all the gross, fat, and ugly people in the world make comments like you do about others. You are such a bitch!

    32. janie says – reply to this


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      Re: taran tula – I agree. I just check it out, along with others, to get a take on the state of society and it's just so scary how some of these people think — or just don't think!

      Who are the real loser????? Ask yourself people….

    33. sally says – reply to this


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      Re: mm – That's idiotic. Ever hear of reruns? I watch, and love, I Love Lucy and and The Brady Bunch, and I wasn't born when those shows were on.

    34. Oh Please No says – reply to this


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      This just screams the 2 Corey's…and I'm pretty sure they have the extra time these days to step into a project like this.
      I'm going to throw my TV out.

    35. jen says – reply to this


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      Danny Bondaduce, Willie Ames.

    36. sparky's nemesis says – reply to this


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      Only former, male teenyboppers get fat/old/ugly. I've seen it so many times, in real/reel life. At least women care what they look like.

    37. gia says – reply to this


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      Here's my list:
      Shawn Cassidy
      Leif Garrett
      Tony DiFranco
      Keane Brothers
      Parker Stevenson
      Scott Baio
      any of the backstreet boys or nsync (not justin)

    38. Monica Garza says – reply to this


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      GIMME JAKE RYAN!!

    39. Renee says – reply to this


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      I can not WAIT!

    40. j says – reply to this


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      They should get David Cassidy.
      He was a teen idol. But now he's like bald lol.

    41. Although never a "teen idol" ... says – reply to this


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      … (okay, perhaps in your dreams), you ARE fat, old and ugly–and a definite loser. Perhaps you should try out for the show, Perez?

    42. hasbeen land says – reply to this


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      LEIF GARRET should be on the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    43. dee says – reply to this


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      Teeny bopper idols get "fat, old and ugly"?…well, you sure have a good jump on the competition, fatty!

    44. lilly says – reply to this


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      you know bonaduce will be all over that show,hes the queen of reality tv shows, he'll take anything he can get paid for *cough* i know my kids a star,haha

    45. citizen of the world says – reply to this


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      "You know what happens to teenie boppers?

      They get fat, old and ugly!"

      i wonder why perez isnt a hasbeen teeny bopper…*wonder*

    46. Yup says – reply to this


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      Scott Baio is a loser bum.

    47. honey says – reply to this


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      his teeth's kinda orange…… AHA!! pot smoker

    48. SG says – reply to this


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      Ummm….let me guess….COREY HAIM will be first on the list. ;0)

    49. theoneandonly says – reply to this


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      Here's my list:
      Danny Bonaduce
      Dustin Diamond
      Corey Haim
      Ian Zierring
      Alfonso Rebeiro
      Jaleel White (Urkel)
      Jonathan Taylor Thomas

    50. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      corey feldman is a must.

    51. Awww Perez says – reply to this


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      They get fat, old and ugly!?!?!?

      You already have 2 out of three going for you sweetheart. And 30 is OLD in the eyes of some YOUNGER people!!

      SOS, the ship has sunk!

    52. susann says – reply to this


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      scott baio is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      i'd do him twice anyday:P

    53. The Agent says – reply to this


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      Re: theoneandonly – Arsenio Hall should be added. and
      Roseanne Barr
      Lou Diamond Phillips
      Debbie Gibson
      Tiffany's ass too.
      Skeech from Save by the Bell
      the guy from X files David ?

    54. Carol says – reply to this


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      Re: j

      You obviously haven't seen him in years. He is NOT bald. And he's very popular, ever seen one of his shows. Of course you haven't, idiot.

    55. gah says – reply to this


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      He's bitter. A has been who doesn't drink coffee. Funny when Joanie said he had a small dick.

    56. karine says – reply to this


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      This guy needs a new hairstyle.

    57. mean peoplee says – reply to this


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      ew you guys are really mean.. your knocking perez for making fun of people by throwing insults back in his face? yeah you should definitely be giving advice..

      love you perez!

    58. tattau says – reply to this


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      this guy has ALWAYS been fugly

    59. brazilian_lady says – reply to this


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      He looks like ray barone!

    60. Honest says – reply to this


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      Don't you think calling these 'has-beens' fat and ugly is a calling the kettle black, perez?