Why The Long Face???
Filed under: Anglophilia > Sarah Jessica Parker
Cheer up, horsey!
SJPeePee was spotted leaving London's Wosley restaurant on Sunday.
The Sex & The City star is in the U.K. for the world premiere of the film this evening.
If you're in London and go to the premiere, let us know your thoughts!
[Image via Matrix Photos.]
Posted: May 12, 2008 at 1:30 pm



2nd!!….
FIRST!!!! good film!
first
SHE LOOKS FINE AND HAPPY ENOUGH! WHY DON'T YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT PRETTY BOYS???? IT'S GETTING VERY VERY DUUUUULLLLLLLL!
Think I'll skip the premiere
whats with her hair, OMG BIATCH
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SHUP UP FATSO!!! YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET TO WEAR MANOLOS AND YOU ARE MORE OF A SHIT GIRL THAN AN IT GIRL.
GREEN DOES NOT SUIT YOU!!!!!!
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That cunt is FUG AS FUCK!!!
12th
She looks pretty good to me?
she has pretty eyes.
Perez! It is ILLEGAL to draw cum coming out of SJP's mouth! She's too fabulous!
anyone have a link to the fat asian guy singing 4 minutes that Perez posted a month or so ago?
pregnant
I see nothing attractive about her. She also has hands of a 90 year old. She is an accomplished actress but she has been bare-backing on the media wave that is SATC.
Umm, last time I checked "Sex and the City" was an American show based in New York City. Why would the Producers of this movie premiere it in London? WE deserve to see it first!!!!
I dont think she is ugly!
She is lovely!!
Yeah I agree. Premiere should be in NY not London. London is bit bizarre. Anyway she wore a lovely green dress with a weird hat to the premiere. XX
#5 - You are so right. DULL.
AAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAAA!
Sarah Jessica Parker looks just like a relative of MR ED "horsey" ha ha ha ..thats funny! There is nothing attractive about old girl……good actress …horse face
Oh real original Tubs.
Why are you so mean to her???
I LOVE HER! She is so down to earth, family oriented and nice..why can't you support that??? Maybe if she was lesbian and dressed like a slut you would like her…c'mom Perez…you know you CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!!!! Sex nad the city was the reason I moved to NY… I met SJP and she is super nice! STOP calling her Horsey!!
Why on earth they made this film is beyond me……there is a reason the stopped filing the series……It was BORRING and predictable out the ass….we all know what will happen in the movie……carrie & Mr. Big will bight, he will play hard to get, but realize he loves her & they get married…sam will screw all the ushers, best men and the pastor…then the other two will smile, whisper & giggle in the background while they bounce their kids on their knees…BORRING!!!
Perhaps it's because she has finally realized her husband is gay.
SHE DOES HAVE TRUE UGLY HORSE FACE…WHAT IS EVEN WORSE IS THAT SHE IS ALWAYS TRIES TO SOUND INTELLIGENT AND ARTICULATE (SHE IS INSECURE AS SHE IS NOT LITERATE) AND ALWAYS COMES ACROSS LIKE AN IDIOT AS IT ALL SOUNDS LIKE GARBAGE (WHATEVER SHE IS IS RAMBLING ON ABOUT) ..I LIKE SAM THE MOST FROM SEX & THE CITY ..THEN MIRANDA…..THE REST ARE ALL ANNOYING CHARACTERS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
I can't believe the world premiere isn't in New York lawd… horrible. I used to like SJP but her SATC stunts really appaul me… I'm glad there's finally a poster with all four ladies on it instead of her. I don;t want to get carried away, and if this movie is all about Carrie then fuck that
Wosley?
Surely it was the Wolseley?
Re: Her mom – you must be so hideous!!!! so low class and getho, why you got to be so mean??
"Why The Long Face???"
HAH! There here goes, smashing ANOTHER gay pseudo-icon, agreeing with MAXIM and every hetero guy in North America. Another reason Perez rules!
she looks like a foot.
I don't like that pic of her…. maybe it's the hair. What is going on with it???
Oh shut up Perez! SJP looks fabulous!
I love her! But have she coloured the hair black?
You be NICE to Sarah!
well, without that face of hers she wouldn't be the great success she is, now would she?
Poor thing must be jetlagged.
ughhhhh she is sooo gross what the fuck is with her hair! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
she looks TERRIBLE. ugh.
i dont understand how a film based on NYC premiers in the UK first
Mario aka Pervez to MOM
"YOU are the reason I hate women!"
She is fabulous and beautiful and best of all..NATURAL!! This may come as a surprise but real people do this little thing called…AGING!! Ohhhh….what a concept!! People don't naturally look like their twenty for their entire lives!! All this plastic surgery and shit is retarded…whatever happened to being a real person? Its all about looking "perfect" and if you don't have big fake tits and puffy lips and a nose job and bottle blond hair than your "fug." Whatever!! Why don't we all just run out and get surgery….then we will all look perfectly alike!! Can you imagine how boring the world would be if we all looked like we should have Mattel stamped on our asses?
She is the most unattractive celebrity out there
SJP=LOVE
SHUT UP FUCKING ASS HOLE!!!
SHES HOT
UR FAT===U LL NEVER GET THIN B4 THE 4TH OF JULY UR A JOKE
Perez— Is it just me or is her hairline receding????????????????
What is your problem?! One day you're praising SJP and the next you're calling her ridiculous names. Does the wind change direction so much up your ass?
i just got back in form the premiere in london and SJP looked wonderful I saw everyone but Cynthia Nixon. All the ladis posed for pictures and took photos with the fans
they were wonderful!!
She has a horse face. What do you expect?
I hate that you never say anything sensible and always go right for the low blow or rude remark. You really have no right to judge somebody else's looks.. I mean really who are you to call SJP ugly .. Think before you type
This is my 1st ever comment. SJP is very talented, smart, kind & funny. She is married to my favorite actor Matthew Broderick. Together they are a great couple. This being said………I enjoy this site & most of what you say is true & very entertaining. The premiere should be in the greatest city in the world NYC. Stop bashing people that do not really need it. Make comments about those celebrities that " are just askin' for it" Remember we are all brothers & sisters & we have to share this planet with one another..
Perez it's called the Wolseley btw
With your stupid looking face Perez, you just make people laugh at you when you make bad comments on others appearance ..Come on..Have you ever looked into a mirror???
Perez baby, why the SJP hate? I think she looks fabulous and sexy! I can't wait to see SATC! Carrie rules!
hot tranny mess, i agree. she does always try to sound articulate and rambles on about nothing when somene asks her a question. she does sound like an idiot. also, people tell me i look like her and it ruins my day whenever it happens, please no
I definitely think the first premier should be in London not NYC but I'm heading to NYC anyways to see the premier in the city!!!!! Suck it bitches!
Ewww. There's your hero you bunch of filthy homos.
Looks like Amy Wino cleaned herself up a bit… oh wait, it's that's that sarah what's her balls skank isn't it. I get those two trash piles confused. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay and oh yeah, gay. You folks that are going to line up for this shit fest need to be smacked in the mouth. I blame it on a chemical imbalance that attracts you to gay movies made from horribly gay tv shows. I'd hate to have to mop up the theater after you fist each other watching this putrid afterbirth.
HEY LYNZ 1027, DON'T BOTHER HEADING TO NYC. JUST KEEP YOUR STINKY, ROTTEN TOOTHED ASS IN EUROPE!!! NOBODY WANT YOU HERE!!
i went to the london premiere and i was very disappointed the only one would was actually bothered to sign any autographs was sarah jessica parker the other 2 especially kristin davis bascially ignored the crowd, and we were screaming her name very dissapointed in them as i am a very big fan!!!!
”WHY THE LONG FACE"??
BECAUSE SHES 1/4 APPALOOSA, 1/4 MORGAN AND 1/4 PALOMINO,1/4 HUMAN….THATS WHY THE LONG FACE,SHE WAS BORN WITH IT..LOL.
How much dick did she suck to be a star? She is so UGLY!
omg she is so old
Nice figure plus nice clothes does not a beauty make.
She looks like a kitchen witch. Cut the moles off already!!!
Get used to it people.. she's in her 40's not 20's anymore… she was voted the unsexiest woman for a reason. All that shit you see on TV and the movie screen is fake ass shit and tons of makeup. HA
Your're an idiot, it's called the Wolseley, not "wosley"
I went to the premiere in London and it was shit! New Line went so budget with this premiere it wasn't even funny. The carpet looked ugly and would would at least think they would try to put a little NYC in to London. Couldn't they have a NY taxi styled car or something? SJP and Kim stayed far away from each other which was funny. The women each looked stunning. Lots of english stars which i recognized from love actually. The guy who plays Anthony was by far the least stuck up person to walk the carpet. over it was a let down they really could have made it special!
Granted she is not that attractive and can come off as annoying at times but she appears to be a genually nice person. She knows she's not the sexiest thing out there, and she works it! She had become an icon due to the show and acknowledges it…she is 100 times better then other talentless, idiot, unactractive actresses like gwyneth paltrow, who actually thinks she is the hottest and smartest thing out there
That was such a low blow on someone who is so talented. I wish you would appreciate the work she does instead of worry what she looks like all the time. Perhaps you should focus on your looks before criticizing someone who, many believe, is BEAUTIFUL in every way. Just saying.
Does anyone know how many bags of oats, horse face eats in a week.
It truly is a pathetic society we live in when a person can be treated so poorly in an attempt for insecure fuckwads to feel better about themselves. This woman is very funny and very talented. She is a human being and to be voted "the un-sexiest woman alive" is so brutishly hurtful and cruel. If this was said about any of you people you would be crushed. She is a person and has feelings. This title will haunt her forever. The irony is, everyone who has negative things to say about her are probably was uglier than her… ahem… Perez…
i was at the premiere (well outside, i didn't get in to see the movie), and SJP was so sweet! she made sure to greet all her fans. all four stars were great about signing autographs and posing for pictures. of the four kim catrall looked the best… her red dress and hair were HOT! but she did stay far from SJP all night..
Re: HILLARY CAUGHT LYING AGAIN!! – Who cares if Bill Clinton cheated on his wife. I mean really, who cares? That was 10 years ago and who cares? Bill isn't running for President. You Republicans just can't accept that your President has done such an awful job, you grasp at anything "Clinton" to make a point. It's funny, actually, that you have to resort to that. Sad, actually. Just drop the subject already. The horse has already been beaten to death. And, frankly, it obviously hasn't deterred anyone from voting for Hillary. So seriously, just move on to another subject. It's sooooo old.
Re: Slick Willey (Monicas Boyfriend) – Hahaha! Nice one, Slick Willey! I agree. I'm not one for getting huge amounts of plastic surgery but she could really benefit from a reduced nose. At least make it look more feminine. It looks like a man's nose. And while they're in there, knock off that thing she calls a "freckle" from her chin. It reminds me of that movie Uncle Buck when he goes into the principal's office to discuss his niece and can't stop staring at that mole on the principal's face. "Hi. Buck Melanoma here." "Moley Russel's Wart." Haha.
If you fuck with SJP one more time or call her more names, I'm going to whip your pathetic fat ass into oblivion. You are an ugly, obese attention-whore. All the money and notoriety in the world is not going to change that. Leave her alone and go fuck yourself because I highly doubt that anyone else would volunteer for the job.