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Why The Long Face???

Filed under: Anglophilia > Sarah Jessica Parker

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Cheer up, horsey!

SJPeePee was spotted leaving London's Wosley restaurant on Sunday.

The Sex & The City star is in the U.K. for the world premiere of the film this evening.

If you're in London and go to the premiere, let us know your thoughts!

[Image via Matrix Photos.]



94 comments to “Why The Long Face???”

  1. Preezy says – reply to this
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    2nd!!….

  2. N says – reply to this
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    FIRST!!!! good film!

  3. rachel says – reply to this
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    first

  4. GRRRRRR!!!! says – reply to this
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    SHE LOOKS FINE AND HAPPY ENOUGH! WHY DON'T YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT PRETTY BOYS???? IT'S GETTING VERY VERY DUUUUULLLLLLLL!

  5. Sassy says – reply to this
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    Think I'll skip the premiere

  6. dk says – reply to this
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    whats with her hair, OMG BIATCH

  7. shlurpie says – reply to this
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    2

  8. STOP THE JELOUSY!!! says – reply to this
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    SHUP UP FATSO!!! YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET TO WEAR MANOLOS AND YOU ARE MORE OF A SHIT GIRL THAN AN IT GIRL.

    GREEN DOES NOT SUIT YOU!!!!!!

  9. 5ive says – reply to this
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    great unsigned talent at:
    www.thundergroundcity.com
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    www.thundergroundcity.com

  10. Her mom says – reply to this
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    That cunt is FUG AS FUCK!!!

  11. minmooy says – reply to this
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    12th

  12. Tulip says – reply to this
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    She looks pretty good to me?

  13. lol says – reply to this
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    she has pretty eyes.

  14. Jillian says – reply to this
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    Perez! It is ILLEGAL to draw cum coming out of SJP's mouth! She's too fabulous!

  15. I NEED HELP! says – reply to this
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    anyone have a link to the fat asian guy singing 4 minutes that Perez posted a month or so ago?

  16. Susan says – reply to this
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    pregnant

  17. Jethro says – reply to this
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    I see nothing attractive about her. She also has hands of a 90 year old. She is an accomplished actress but she has been bare-backing on the media wave that is SATC.

  18. Debbie says – reply to this
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    Umm, last time I checked "Sex and the City" was an American show based in New York City. Why would the Producers of this movie premiere it in London? WE deserve to see it first!!!!

  19. mimi says – reply to this
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    I dont think she is ugly!

  20. lotta says – reply to this
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    She is lovely!!

  21. lalala says – reply to this
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    Yeah I agree. Premiere should be in NY not London. London is bit bizarre. Anyway she wore a lovely green dress with a weird hat to the premiere. XX

  22. bunny says – reply to this
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    #5 - You are so right. DULL.

  23. klkl says – reply to this
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    AAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAAA!

  24. WTF says – reply to this
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    Sarah Jessica Parker looks just like a relative of MR ED "horsey" ha ha ha ..thats funny! There is nothing attractive about old girl……good actress …horse face

  25. Princess Banana says – reply to this
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    Oh real original Tubs.

  26. opinionated says – reply to this
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    Why are you so mean to her???
    I LOVE HER! She is so down to earth, family oriented and nice..why can't you support that??? Maybe if she was lesbian and dressed like a slut you would like her…c'mom Perez…you know you CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!!!! Sex nad the city was the reason I moved to NY… I met SJP and she is super nice! STOP calling her Horsey!!

  27. Already seen it....millions of times says – reply to this
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    Why on earth they made this film is beyond me……there is a reason the stopped filing the series……It was BORRING and predictable out the ass….we all know what will happen in the movie……carrie & Mr. Big will bight, he will play hard to get, but realize he loves her & they get married…sam will screw all the ushers, best men and the pastor…then the other two will smile, whisper & giggle in the background while they bounce their kids on their knees…BORRING!!!

  28. Pedro says – reply to this
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    Perhaps it's because she has finally realized her husband is gay.

  29. Hot TRANNY Mess says – reply to this
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    SHE DOES HAVE TRUE UGLY HORSE FACE…WHAT IS EVEN WORSE IS THAT SHE IS ALWAYS TRIES TO SOUND INTELLIGENT AND ARTICULATE (SHE IS INSECURE AS SHE IS NOT LITERATE) AND ALWAYS COMES ACROSS LIKE AN IDIOT AS IT ALL SOUNDS LIKE GARBAGE (WHATEVER SHE IS IS RAMBLING ON ABOUT) ..I LIKE SAM THE MOST FROM SEX & THE CITY ..THEN MIRANDA…..THE REST ARE ALL ANNOYING CHARACTERS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

  30. I Don't Want to Get Carried Away says – reply to this
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    I can't believe the world premiere isn't in New York lawd… horrible. I used to like SJP but her SATC stunts really appaul me… I'm glad there's finally a poster with all four ladies on it instead of her. I don;t want to get carried away, and if this movie is all about Carrie then fuck that

  31. london says – reply to this
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    Wosley?

    Surely it was the Wolseley?

  32. opinionated says – reply to this
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    Re: Her mom – you must be so hideous!!!! so low class and getho, why you got to be so mean??

  33. Marco Pervo says – reply to this
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    "Why The Long Face???"

    HAH! There here goes, smashing ANOTHER gay pseudo-icon, agreeing with MAXIM and every hetero guy in North America. Another reason Perez rules!

  34. Kris says – reply to this
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    she looks like a foot.

  35. skeezy says – reply to this
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    I don't like that pic of her…. maybe it's the hair. What is going on with it???

  36. Tiffany says – reply to this
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    Oh shut up Perez! SJP looks fabulous!

  37. Märta says – reply to this
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    I love her! But have she coloured the hair black?

  38. Cassie says – reply to this
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    You be NICE to Sarah! :)

  39. c. says – reply to this
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    well, without that face of hers she wouldn't be the great success she is, now would she?

  40. sprout says – reply to this
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    Poor thing must be jetlagged.

  41. kim says – reply to this
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    ughhhhh she is sooo gross what the fuck is with her hair! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

  42. sazzie says – reply to this
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    she looks TERRIBLE. ugh.

  43. renata says – reply to this
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    i dont understand how a film based on NYC premiers in the UK first

  44. Pink says – reply to this
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    Mario aka Pervez to MOM
    "YOU are the reason I hate women!"

  45. Newf says – reply to this
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    She is fabulous and beautiful and best of all..NATURAL!! This may come as a surprise but real people do this little thing called…AGING!! Ohhhh….what a concept!! People don't naturally look like their twenty for their entire lives!! All this plastic surgery and shit is retarded…whatever happened to being a real person? Its all about looking "perfect" and if you don't have big fake tits and puffy lips and a nose job and bottle blond hair than your "fug." Whatever!! Why don't we all just run out and get surgery….then we will all look perfectly alike!! Can you imagine how boring the world would be if we all looked like we should have Mattel stamped on our asses?

  46. RED says – reply to this
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    She is the most unattractive celebrity out there

  47. zeke says – reply to this
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    SJP=LOVE

  48. KRISTYN CHICAGO says – reply to this
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    SHUT UP FUCKING ASS HOLE!!!

    SHES HOT

    UR FAT===U LL NEVER GET THIN B4 THE 4TH OF JULY UR A JOKE

  49. Jen says – reply to this
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    Perez— Is it just me or is her hairline receding????????????????

  50. Novel1 says – reply to this
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    What is your problem?! One day you're praising SJP and the next you're calling her ridiculous names. Does the wind change direction so much up your ass?

  51. tom says – reply to this
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    i just got back in form the premiere in london and SJP looked wonderful I saw everyone but Cynthia Nixon. All the ladis posed for pictures and took photos with the fans
    they were wonderful!!

  52. SnoozeAlarm says – reply to this
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    She has a horse face. What do you expect?

  53. bauddy says – reply to this
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    I hate that you never say anything sensible and always go right for the low blow or rude remark. You really have no right to judge somebody else's looks.. I mean really who are you to call SJP ugly .. Think before you type

  54. mary ann says – reply to this
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    This is my 1st ever comment. SJP is very talented, smart, kind & funny. She is married to my favorite actor Matthew Broderick. Together they are a great couple. This being said………I enjoy this site & most of what you say is true & very entertaining. The premiere should be in the greatest city in the world NYC. Stop bashing people that do not really need it. Make comments about those celebrities that " are just askin' for it" Remember we are all brothers & sisters & we have to share this planet with one another..

  55. fashionistanna says – reply to this
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    Perez it's called the Wolseley btw

  56. Rita says – reply to this
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    With your stupid looking face Perez, you just make people laugh at you when you make bad comments on others appearance ..Come on..Have you ever looked into a mirror???

  57. kaylie says – reply to this
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    Perez baby, why the SJP hate? I think she looks fabulous and sexy! I can't wait to see SATC! Carrie rules!

  58. daisy says – reply to this
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    hot tranny mess, i agree. she does always try to sound articulate and rambles on about nothing when somene asks her a question. she does sound like an idiot. also, people tell me i look like her and it ruins my day whenever it happens, please no

  59. Lynz1027 says – reply to this
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    I definitely think the first premier should be in London not NYC but I'm heading to NYC anyways to see the premier in the city!!!!! Suck it bitches!

  60. eric starnes says – reply to this
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    Ewww. There's your hero you bunch of filthy homos.

  61. ted afro says – reply to this
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    Looks like Amy Wino cleaned herself up a bit… oh wait, it's that's that sarah what's her balls skank isn't it. I get those two trash piles confused. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay and oh yeah, gay. You folks that are going to line up for this shit fest need to be smacked in the mouth. I blame it on a chemical imbalance that attracts you to gay movies made from horribly gay tv shows. I'd hate to have to mop up the theater after you fist each other watching this putrid afterbirth.

  62. WHATEVER says – reply to this
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    HEY LYNZ 1027, DON'T BOTHER HEADING TO NYC. JUST KEEP YOUR STINKY, ROTTEN TOOTHED ASS IN EUROPE!!! NOBODY WANT YOU HERE!!

  63. elizabeth says – reply to this
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    i went to the london premiere and i was very disappointed the only one would was actually bothered to sign any autographs was sarah jessica parker the other 2 especially kristin davis bascially ignored the crowd, and we were screaming her name very dissapointed in them as i am a very big fan!!!!

  64. SHES MR. EDS SISTER says – reply to this
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    ”WHY THE LONG FACE"??
    BECAUSE SHES 1/4 APPALOOSA, 1/4 MORGAN AND 1/4 PALOMINO,1/4 HUMAN….THATS WHY THE LONG FACE,SHE WAS BORN WITH IT..LOL.

  65. golly says – reply to this
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    How much dick did she suck to be a star? She is so UGLY!

  66. madason says – reply to this
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    omg she is so old

  67. ValerieSara says – reply to this
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    Nice figure plus nice clothes does not a beauty make.

  68. zoe says – reply to this
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    She looks like a kitchen witch. Cut the moles off already!!!

  69. IM UNSEXY :( says – reply to this
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    Get used to it people.. she's in her 40's not 20's anymore… she was voted the unsexiest woman for a reason. All that shit you see on TV and the movie screen is fake ass shit and tons of makeup. HA

  70. londoner says – reply to this
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    Your're an idiot, it's called the Wolseley, not "wosley"

  71. SE1NYC says – reply to this
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    I went to the premiere in London and it was shit! New Line went so budget with this premiere it wasn't even funny. The carpet looked ugly and would would at least think they would try to put a little NYC in to London. Couldn't they have a NY taxi styled car or something? SJP and Kim stayed far away from each other which was funny. The women each looked stunning. Lots of english stars which i recognized from love actually. The guy who plays Anthony was by far the least stuck up person to walk the carpet. over it was a let down they really could have made it special!

  72. wow says – reply to this
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    Granted she is not that attractive and can come off as annoying at times but she appears to be a genually nice person. She knows she's not the sexiest thing out there, and she works it! She had become an icon due to the show and acknowledges it…she is 100 times better then other talentless, idiot, unactractive actresses like gwyneth paltrow, who actually thinks she is the hottest and smartest thing out there

  73. Don't Worry About It says – reply to this
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    That was such a low blow on someone who is so talented. I wish you would appreciate the work she does instead of worry what she looks like all the time. Perhaps you should focus on your looks before criticizing someone who, many believe, is BEAUTIFUL in every way. Just saying.

  74. Slick Willey (Monicas Boyfriend) says – reply to this
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    Does anyone know how many bags of oats, horse face eats in a week.

  75. Sienna says – reply to this
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    It truly is a pathetic society we live in when a person can be treated so poorly in an attempt for insecure fuckwads to feel better about themselves. This woman is very funny and very talented. She is a human being and to be voted "the un-sexiest woman alive" is so brutishly hurtful and cruel. If this was said about any of you people you would be crushed. She is a person and has feelings. This title will haunt her forever. The irony is, everyone who has negative things to say about her are probably was uglier than her… ahem… Perez…

  76. lovedit says – reply to this
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    i was at the premiere (well outside, i didn't get in to see the movie), and SJP was so sweet! she made sure to greet all her fans. all four stars were great about signing autographs and posing for pictures. of the four kim catrall looked the best… her red dress and hair were HOT! but she did stay far from SJP all night..

  77. Stop Beating the Dead Clinton Horse says – reply to this
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    Re: HILLARY CAUGHT LYING AGAIN!! – Who cares if Bill Clinton cheated on his wife. I mean really, who cares? That was 10 years ago and who cares? Bill isn't running for President. You Republicans just can't accept that your President has done such an awful job, you grasp at anything "Clinton" to make a point. It's funny, actually, that you have to resort to that. Sad, actually. Just drop the subject already. The horse has already been beaten to death. And, frankly, it obviously hasn't deterred anyone from voting for Hillary. So seriously, just move on to another subject. It's sooooo old.

  78. Horse Face says – reply to this
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    Re: Slick Willey (Monicas Boyfriend) – Hahaha! Nice one, Slick Willey! I agree. I'm not one for getting huge amounts of plastic surgery but she could really benefit from a reduced nose. At least make it look more feminine. It looks like a man's nose. And while they're in there, knock off that thing she calls a "freckle" from her chin. It reminds me of that movie Uncle Buck when he goes into the principal's office to discuss his niece and can't stop staring at that mole on the principal's face. "Hi. Buck Melanoma here." "Moley Russel's Wart." Haha.

  79. Michael says – reply to this
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    If you fuck with SJP one more time or call her more names, I'm going to whip your pathetic fat ass into oblivion. You are an ugly, obese attention-whore. All the money and notoriety in the world is not going to change that. Leave her alone and go fuck yourself because I highly doubt that anyone else would volunteer for the job.