Prison Wedding OFF

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It's like something out of a movie. A crappy movie!

Remy Ma, whose real name is Remy Smith, is sitting tight in jail and facing up to 25 years for shooting her friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, last July in the stomach.

Oddly enough, Remy Ma was set to get married yesterday in jail, to her fiance Papoose (classy), whose real name is Shamele Mackie.

However, the wedding was quickly called off when a "visitor" was found with a handcuff key!

What, no time to bake a nail file into a cupcake?

A corrections officer said, "A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled. The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use."

So was Papoose trying to break out his bride to be?

The official adds, "The visitor was sanctioned by not being able to visit Rikers Island again for six months. He was asked to leave."

Neither Remy nor Papoose's reps are commenting on the incident.

Luckily Papoose was not charged after he voluntarily surrendered the key to the authorities.

He should have been arrested though!

Update: Sentencing is in and a judge has ordered Remy to do EIGHT years in jail. She had faced up to 25.

There goes her "career."

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    Posted: May 13, 2008 at 1:15 pm / Email this  »

    56 comments to “Prison Wedding OFF”

    1. anya says – reply to this


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      2nd?!

    2. sophie says – reply to this


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      love your work perez.. all the way from the UK!

      first!

      xoxo

    3. lizarddddddd says – reply to this


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      ugly hoe =)

    4. samantha says – reply to this


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      typical monkey jackassery.

    5. L35L13 says – reply to this


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      That bitch deserves a lot more than 8 years in jail.

    6. melissa says – reply to this


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      they just sentenced her to 8yrs in prison.

    7. Kristen says – reply to this


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      …terrible.

    8. Conor says – reply to this


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      Classy bird. And we let people like that get married and possibly breed?

    9. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      Damn she's having a bad week..I'm sure the key was just a charm of some sort..does anyone really think that she would have tried to subdue a correction officer..correction a Rikers Island correction officer and try to uncuff herself?? I mean come on now

    10. allyson c says – reply to this


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      Can you say 'trashy'?

    11. Alicia says – reply to this


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      hahaha… funniest thing EVER!!!

      now thats true love… breaking your partner out of jail lol

    12. ding dong says – reply to this


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      I think that I went to Grad school with her. We were in the same Master's Program.

    13. mesmart says – reply to this


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      SHE GOT 8 YEARS

    14. chloe says – reply to this


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      It was not a key to any handcuffs it was a key chain that papoose had brought into the jail while visiting remy on many other occasions. Perez get ur story straight aiight!

    15. Kiki says – reply to this


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      11th? 12th? Haha! EWWWWWW

    16. Area51 says – reply to this


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      She got 8 years for shhooting her friend in the stomach. Her friend survived

    17. v says – reply to this


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      Once again, what can one say but, Stupid Black People!

    18. ted says – reply to this


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      How does he not get locked up for the contraband? Shouldn't they have done something more than postponing the nuptials? I'm just saying…

    19. Jodi. says – reply to this


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      That's actually a really good story!
      _____
      ^Jodi

    20. ashley says – reply to this


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      i think it is so cool that these jokers can legally get married, yet gays and lesbians are not. it's great that the institution of marriage is being respected and preserved. WTF?!!!

    21. the mza says – reply to this


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      for those of you who don't know papoose is an "underground" rapper and he's pretty dope. he has mixtapes with kay slay… street sweepers entertainment. remy on the other hand is kind of a joke…no emcee.

    22. PEREZ IS STR8 says – reply to this


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      Nice wig negress.

    23. Milan says – reply to this


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      Re: v – Agreed.

    24. Double Take says – reply to this


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      Oh, it IS Remy. I didn't recognize her without her gun.

    25. caroaber says – reply to this


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      What career? She flushed that down the toilet the moment she shot her friend. Dummy.

    26. becky says – reply to this


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      Why are these people so ANGRY!??!!! Obama down!!!

    27. Mmm Hmm says – reply to this


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      Re: ashley
      You are totally right! Why are these scumbags allowed to do anything while they're in prison? He should never be allowed to see her again until she gets out.

    28. Robert says – reply to this


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      Lisa-why don't you go and fuck yourself.

    29. melinda says – reply to this


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      What a god-awful wig she is sporting.

    30. X18 says – reply to this


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      Her defense was probably something eloquent that you could expect from such a highly accomplished person like, I aint's did nuthin, I aint's know nobody, I aint's be shootin no weapon

      thug life, bitch, hope you like it in jail.

    31. Gina says – reply to this


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      Seriously, who is she and why should we care about her??

    32. Bleecker says – reply to this


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      The "key" was actually a pendant. There's a brand of jewelry that makes pendants in the shape of handcuff keys. You wrote a sensational piece, Perez, but even the Daily News story, which has been available for 3 hours, had more facts than your item. I'd personally like to read more about what landed her in jail. Did Remy really pull the trigger?

    33. Bleecker says – reply to this


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      I am horrified by the racist comments. Do those of you who so freely used the term monkey and "stupid black people" and vernacular speech truly stand by your racist comments in your daily lives or just online? What the f*ck is wrong with all of you????

    34. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Fuck you in a interview you said she was a good rapper. You suck youve went so downhill

    35. Apres Ski says – reply to this


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      Prison is the perfect place for her to cool her heels and write some good lyrics for her upcoming performances in prison! That key Papoose was carrying meant he understood her situation and he really loves her. I'm sure it came out of the bubble gum machine at the 7-11!!

      Did she ever have a career??? I don't listen or buy her music so from now on, I'll know to not buy anything from her.

    36. laweez says – reply to this


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      perez… wtf did yo draw on her? I cant even tell what its supposed to be? mebe you need ta get a pen and tablet for your laptop? yer trackpad drawings are … well… lacking..

    37. DANNi says – reply to this


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      wow..and hulk hogans son get 8 months for causing his friend to go brain ddead

    38. Kari says – reply to this


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      If your gonna report on hip hop please get your facts straight. That why I go to Miss Info.

    39. v says – reply to this


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      Re: Bleecker
      You sound like you were born to a halfwitted semen receptacle

    40. Robertine says – reply to this


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      She deserves more than 8 years. That was a dumb decision and sorry fixes nothing.

    41. Robin says – reply to this


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      #18 and for all others with the racist comments are VERY ignorant. Don't be mad that it is the black people whom make up the sports world,music,beautiful babies,and dancing skills…i can go on and on. Don't be mad!

    42. Mary says – reply to this


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      who are these two??

    43. HOODHOODHOODYRAT REMY says – reply to this


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      TRASH BREEDS TRASH.
      HOODRATS BREED HOODRATS.
      ALL THESE BITCHES HAVE NO CLASS WHATSOEVER!
      NOW HOODY HAS 8 YRS TO TEACH HER TONGUE SOME NEW TRICKS..LOL.

    44. DR.F33L G00D says – reply to this


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      Re: Robin
      DONT FORGET THE BLACK WOMEN ACCOUNT FOR THE HIGHEST RATE OF STD'S WITH MEXICAN WOMEN TRAILING A CLOSE SECOND ON THAT SNAIL TRAIL OF CHLYMIDIA,GHONNOREAH,YEAST INFECTED SNATCHES.

    45. dseh says – reply to this


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      Black trailer trash rednecks….hahahaha

    46. kip says – reply to this


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      She is a loser who gets what she deserves…..

    47. RED says – reply to this


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      i HOPE SOMEBODY SHANKS THIS BITCH AND HE BOYFREN GETS OFFED IN A DRIVEBY. HAHAHAHAHA LOSERS!! lIVE BY THE RAP DIE BY THE RAP. lame!
      THERE ARE NOT NEWS JUST CRIMINALS. DIE FUCKERS!!!!

    48. Colorblind says – reply to this


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      Thankfully that trash is where she belongs. I am getting sick of hearing about the trials and tribulations of these so-called celebrities, when in actuality they are only criminals. Period. Enjoy your 15 minutes and your new prison bitch lesbo lover.

    49. cainusrising says – reply to this


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      Again, you can take the girl out of the ghetto, but…

    50. HEY MAN says – reply to this


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      OK…WHY DO YOU DRAW DICKS ON EVERYTHING ITS ANNOYING QQQQUUIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!! we all know you crave dick but damn..stop man…ps. your drawings suck.

    51. lola7 says – reply to this


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      hay thats thethuglife,,,,she shot the girl,,,its all good though 8 years in jail will up her street cred……….. snd she deserves it llolol

    52. hmmm says – reply to this


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      I wonder if he thought about what Papoose means?
      My grandma used to call me that.

    53. serena says – reply to this


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      Papoose is one of the best rappers out.

    54. english says – reply to this


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      boy america has some really nice racist people. they should come to uk and try the racist comments and see what happens to them!!!

    55. Racists Vs Towelhead Murderers in England says – reply to this


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      The whiny Brit in post 57 claims racism is not allowed in the UK. Get you head out of your ass before your racist Towelheads kill you all of with their dumb@ss sharia law they want to impose on you.

    56. STEPH says – reply to this


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      You people are so fucking ignorant and pathetic talking all this racist trash. For one- remy ma is one of the top 3 best female rappers of all time. She spits amazing lyrics that half of you illiterate redneck fucks couldnt even comprehend.