Sucks for Her!

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It must suck to be rejected in public. It must REALLY such to get rejected in public over and over and over again!!! Just ask Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner's "main" girlfriend.

It's a well known fact that Holly's been begging for a wedding to Hef.

The two met back in 2001 and have been dating since. But there's no marriage in the near or distant future for them.

Holly, 28, was at the Playmate of the Year luncheon last week and said, "We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago. It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

Awwww, it kind of breaks our little heart.

To that, Hef, at a healthy 82, said “I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life. But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

Maybe Hugh has a point???

Holly might want more than just a wedding ring, if you know what we mean!

Rumors are she's estimated to receive a cool $1 million when Hef passes away.

As for Hef, he has no desire to ever marry again or quit his job anytime soon.

He says, “I have no plans to retire. It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work, it would be the beginning of the end for me.”

We feel the same way, Heffie!

And what about the other girlfriends? Will they stick around?

As for Bridget Marquardt, she said “My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately."

Well we know Hef ain't going to marry her or give her babies! So does that mean she plans on leaving him soon, or he plans on replacing her soon?

And Kendra Wilkinson?

She's made it no secret that she plans on working on her own clothing label, Kdub, to make it big. And she's also said her future involves marriage and children.

So where does that leave Heff and his three girlfriends?

We're sure they're easily replaceable anyway.

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    Posted: May 13, 2008 at 2:45 pm / Email this  »

    146 comments to “Sucks for Her!”

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    1. Joquart says – reply to this


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      Damn, bummer for holly. Shes so cute. =]

    2. Zero Point says – reply to this


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      Escape the matrix. Find zero-point!

    3. Cake says – reply to this


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      cake

    4. Larry Flint says – reply to this


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      That bitch is pathetic and looks horrible for a 28 year old. She licks his old man balls for money. HA. All of them are trash, including the old dude. Lame….

    5. SHUT UP says – reply to this


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      Re: sunshine – SHUT UP! Take your bullshit comments elsewhere! PEREZ, BLOCK THIS BIATCH!

    6. Aly says – reply to this


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      Re: sunshine – SHUT UP LOSER! Stop posting on this site!

    7. AndreaMarie says – reply to this


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      in the top 10?!?!

    8. FUCK U says – reply to this


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      Re: sunshine – Go fuck yourself.

    9. Maggie says – reply to this


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      Re: sunshine – STOP POSTING your stupid illegal site. Perez, get this whore off of your site!

    10. M.A. says – reply to this


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      Well, Holly is delusional if she ever expected Hef to marry her or give her kids… you can tell just from watching the show she's not quite all there.

    11. SLUTS ON PARADE says – reply to this


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      'Nuff said.

    12. Team Lauren says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTT!!!!

    13. mmi says – reply to this


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      Just 1 mill? WTF!

    14. Team Lauren says – reply to this


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      Or maybe not, shit it said there was only 1 comment b4 mine!!

    15. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      Holly Madison is 28???? Holly shit…. she looks 35… a lot or road mileage on those tires… now Kendra: I would def. put it in her butt. You have a point though Perez, their useful lives are limited and easily replaceable.

    16. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Great…..

    17. mmm says – reply to this


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      he should marry her, she seems like she really loves him

    18. Stephenie says – reply to this


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      Bridget is married already and her husband owns a costume shop!!!! Look it up. Serious shit. I would let my wife hang out w/ Hugh too, if I was getting a share of the wealth!!!;)

    19. cate says – reply to this


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      He CAN NOT Marry… HE'S NOT DIVORCED FROM HIS LAST BUNNY!!!!!

    20. vanesa says – reply to this


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      pobre holly

    21. Heather says – reply to this


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      Re: sunshine – WTF. Stop postig on here loser.

    22. Samantha says – reply to this


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      She's 20? She looks like she's 40. That whore.

    23. BabyDoll says – reply to this


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      I know that this is not related, but does anyboy realize how much Holy looks like Gwen Stefani?? Btw, what does she expect from Hugh?? I mean, he has a million different girlfriends and he founded playboy, so I'm thinking that he is not the marrying type. Holy should forget about money and go and try to find someone is her age so she could get what she truly wants, if you know what I mean, that an old man can't give.

    24. gigi says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry but if Bridget and Kendra reproduce, I will be sad. Those 2 are dumber than doorknobs. They have no clue. Uggghhh, what is it with thinking dumb looks cute. It's sad and very disturbing on so many levels. Sad.

    25. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      Btw, has Kendra's RAP CAREER taken off?

    26. eb says – reply to this


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      You know that this guy is not going to marry none of them! I can see that from a mile away. His whole relationship with all three of them is just for show and tell. Come on, how much do you think these three are getting paid just to hang out with this old fart, seriously? Hell will freeze before he puts an I do ring with any of these three broads.

    27. GG says – reply to this


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      I hope they don't leave… I love the show. I can't blame the girls if they did though. They are young and beautiful. They deserve to be happy and have families…

    28. s says – reply to this


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      its her own fault, did she really expect a guy with 3 pubic girlfriends to settle down with her? PLEEZE

    29. S says – reply to this


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      Re: sunshine – FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP

    30. MONEY GRUBBING WHORE says – reply to this


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      OFCOURSE SHE WANTS TO MARRY HIM! SHE WANTS EVERYTHING WHEN HE'S DEAD! SHE THINKS SHE SLICK! MONEY GRUBBING WHORE!

    31. Jess says – reply to this


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      I love their show. I kind of feel bad for Holly. Why can't the guy marry her? What does he have to loose? Just get a really, really good prenump. He keeps saying how much he loves her, and how it's the best relationship of his life. I hope Bridget gets her own show, she is my favortie.

    32. Frances says – reply to this


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      Hef can't marry the dumb bitch anyway…he is still married to Kimberly. They never did actually get divorced.

    33. Amberlyn says – reply to this


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      28 my aching-ass. She looks 40. Maybe she looks that way from f-ing an old geezer for money. Ha!

    34. Julie says – reply to this


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      Not to mention they can't get married. He's still married to his last wife, & said in the E True Hollywood story that he doesn't plan on getting a divorce. Maybe someone should fill Holly in.

    35. Honeybunny says – reply to this


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      I like Holly and Bridget!! They're sweet! As for Kendra…

    36. Rachel says – reply to this


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      my guess is he woulda dumped a cpl of their asses years ago, if it weren't for their hit show that puts more spotlight on him!!

    37. knifelicker.com says – reply to this


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      How can you be so pretty or at least have all the capabilities to be pretty and be so insecure?

    38. How much is that in British lbs.? says – reply to this


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      A cool mil–that's not nearly enough to sleep with this old fart. Holly knows that if she can get the wedding ring it would up the anty. Oh well, that's what you get when you compromise your values for money.

    39. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      Kendras clothing line is a scam! I ordered two "free" shirts from her old website and paid $12 shipping and never got the shirts. this was almost a year ago!

    40. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I thought that the reason he won't marry again is that he is still legally married to Kimberly Conrad? The split obviously a long ass time ago, but due to his children they thought that there would come no financial good to divorce. At least that's what was said on THS.

    41. adolph says – reply to this


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      Look at that smug, satisfied smirk on Hef's face in this pic.

      That absolutely says it all.

      In other words, he has everything he's ever wanted, even though he's going to hell for the life he's lived.

      Why should he marry? It's all about him, and not his "girls". They are merely disposable toys.

    42. malee says – reply to this


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      poor holly i love her but she should give up already there fine the way they are unless shes looking for more money!!>??? i hope im wrong?

    43. katie says – reply to this


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      this story is so old i can't believe you're recycling it from foxnews, or whomever came up with it first. i'm seriously getting more gossip there than on your site these days. get with it, or your stock is gonna plummet asshole

    44. Erin says – reply to this


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      Aww, Hef should marry Holly…I love her. She seems like she genuinely cares about Hef and isn't in it just for the money. I just don't get it, because Hef keeps saying his relationship with Holly is the best one he ever had, so what's holding him back?? Come on Hef, do the right thing!!

    45. HOLLY SUCKS OLD COCK says – reply to this


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      HE IS ACTUALLY MARRIED ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! IT S TO THE MOTHER OF HIS TWO TEENAGED SONS. HE NEVER OFFICIALLY DIVORCED HER. WHICH IS SMART BECAUSE IF HE DIES, HOLLY SHOULD NOT TAKE HIS MONEY. SHE MIGHT LOVE HIM, BUT IF NOT FOR THE MONEY AND LIFESTYLE, SHE WOULD NOT BE THERE. SHE DONT DESERVE IT AND HE KNOWS THAT. THATS WHY HE WONT DIVORCE HIS BABY MOMMA. ITS ONLY FAIR THAT HIS WIFE AND KIDS GET THE MONEY. NOT SOME FAKE TITS BLOW UP DOLL. ANYONE CAN SUCK OLD COCK FOR CASH. ITS CALLED PROSTITUTION, HAPPENS EVERY DAY. SHE ONLY GETS ONE MILLION OUT OF HIS MULTI MILLION DOLLAR FORTUNE? GUESS YOUR BLOW JOBS ARENT THAT GREAT HONEY!!! HAHAHAHA HIS WIFE IS THE REAL DEAL THOUGH. SHE EVEN LIVES NEXT DOOR TO HIM!

    46. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      So does Hef have sex will all of his girlfriends or just Holly? I heard it was just with the main girlfriend.

    47. Wrong says – reply to this


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      Re: M.A. – That's not true…you can tell that Holly is actually really smart. So is Bridget…Kendra, maybe not so much. But I think that's why Hef likes Holly; she's not just another dumb blonde, but she actually has opinions and goals of her own.

    48. Tolip says – reply to this


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      Re: Samantha – What make you think she's a whore? Jealousy is a shameful thing…

    49. Katie Kurley says – reply to this


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      I agree with everyone this story leaves out the part where he cant get married because he is still legally married to his last wife. I like holly but he is never going to marry her. :(

    50. Novel1 says – reply to this


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      All these horrendous looking bottle blondes Hef "subsidizes" are such a joke. Real beauty is out there and all he does is encourage these girls to make themselves into the same blonde mold again and again. It's pretty TELLING what kind of man likes that fake fantasy when the real thing is right in front of them. How pathetic and sad when the man could surround himself with real beauty and chooses Kendra, Bridget and Holly. The three of them couldn't manage a trip to the grocery store, let alone a day in REAL LIFE!

    51. Merv D Perv says – reply to this


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      Hugh will be dead by the time his gf's are ready to settle down and have kids. I wonder what his wrinkly old grey chub looks like. mmmmm. I bet he shaves the old cooter.

    52. munhungryfnhobag says – reply to this


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      Sucking an 82 year old off has got to do wonders for your self-esteem????

    53. canadianne says – reply to this


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      she is only 28??? she looks more like 48

    54. Gold Diggers says – reply to this


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      I bet Holly is just chomping at the bit to get some of those millions. She's nothing more than a high priced whore right now just like the other two. Karma baby! I hope Hugh lives well past 100. By then, these bitches will all be long gone and nothing but housewives to average smucks.

    55. Alexandra says – reply to this


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      So selfish! Poor Holly:( His old ass is lucky to have a hottie like that who actually loves him and his crusty grandpa balls. Men can be so retarded.

    56. dmd says – reply to this


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      WHAT A DUMB BITCH! TO REALLY THINK THAT HEF WOULD MARRY A 28 YEAR OLD PLAYMATE…UHMM THE GUY AINT DESPERATE TO MARRY A BIMBO LIKE ANNA NICOLES OIL TYCOON. SORRY CUNT BUT YOU DONT GET ANY OF HEFS MILLIONS…KEEP ON FUCKIN HEFF TIL THE DAY YOU DIE

    57. lvlova says – reply to this


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      "Hello" Holly, didn't you go to Hef's school of "I never have to marry another huge breasted bimbo again", cause I am the man, and I don't need a ball & chain". Guess not, geez girly, it's not gonna happen. You should be thankful enough that you are his #1. I don't care how blonde you are or how much you get on your knees. Give it up!

    58. Honey Beats says – reply to this


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      1 mill for her services? Wow! I'll suck some wrinkled old man d*ck too then! Call me Puffin!

    59. Holly's Desperate says – reply to this


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      Re: Wrong – Kendra actually has a trade you moron. Watch the first episode. Both Bridget and Kendra both were finishing school. Holly hasn't done much withj her life but screw old brains.

    60. Poor Holly says – reply to this


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      I have no problem with older men (I am married to one), but a 28 & 82 year old? C'mon, that's like being with someone your grandpa's age. UGH!!!

    61. Not Quite Barbie says – reply to this


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      Good Lord, these women ALL LOOK ALIKE!! Are they real humans or some sort of robotic thing the general public hasn't been made aware of yet?
      *
      Looking at these purely plastic one-size-fits-all hollywood types (hair color, your choice!) I'm kind of glad I'm a 36B, jiggly butt not quite barbie doll.
      *
      Come on your guys, before you start, I work 8 1/2 hours a day and overtime most weeks, use my computer while STANDING UP so my butt doesn't get any bigger, and actually own a home (not a trailer!!).
      *
      I'm sure you'll have at it, but please be kind.

    62. PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this


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      Is it just me or does this clone look like Bonnie Bakley (the unfortunate deceased wife of Robert Blake) cleaned up and doing the Weekend at Bernie's thing?

    63. cavy says – reply to this


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      I know that Holly is a wannabreeder, but I had no idea Bridget was…I thought she was a cool career woman (a total girlie girl/career minded and wouldn't want to bog down her life with kids). Bummer. The only thing I knew of Kendra and kids is the one episode where Hef throws an Easter Party for the neighborhood kids and Kendra said something like, "Awww, I want kids!" - like she didn't even know what the hell she was saying (and sounded like a 'kid' herself!). DH thinks it's funny that I like this show - I love classic Hef and his girlfriends are lucky (in a fun Barbie doll sort of way).

    64. Caturday says – reply to this


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      I can not stand to watch the Girls Next Door !!! Kendra is so low class, the way she speaks is awful !! She is representing Playboy and Hef, her swearing and acting like a hooker is embarassing !! Bridget Rules !!! Holly needs to realize , he will NEVER marry her and does not want anymore kids !!

    65. FAKE says – reply to this


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      THE SHOW IS A FAKE PEOPLE LIKE THE HILLS… HOLLY IS HIS ONLY GIRLFRIEND & BRIDGETT & DYKE (KENDRA) ARE THERE FOR THE SHOW ONLY!!!

    66. gidge says – reply to this


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      sunshine . . . ENOUGH with these stupid milionare lover shit. . .

      now, onto heff. . . poor Hollly? Or Kendra, or Midget? Seriously . . these girls knew what they were getting . . holly wants a ring, so she gets more $$ for hanging this long . . .listen . . he isn't even worth that much anymore . . ladies, you are wasting your youth on last year's bread!

    67. carl says – reply to this


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      These three dumb blondes are now slowly realizing how ridiculous and unhealthy their situation is. They've sold themselves out for money and fame while thumbing their nose at nature and their natural instincts. Now the phoniness of their celibrity has gotten old and they realize their peers are happily married with children while they're still playing this silly charade. Being Hef's girlfriend looks great on paper but the reality of it will leave them all scarred badly.

    68. elo says – reply to this


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      Hefner is already married folks, this is all for naught.

    69. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


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      All this chick sees is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
      She wants more than a measly million….she wants his whole estate!!

      I mean c'mon…she's waiting for the black hearse to head up his driveway!!!

    70. knox says – reply to this


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      Uh, hello. Hef's still married. His wife lives next door to him with their two sons. No joke.

    71. harri - future playmate (hopefully) says – reply to this


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      she's sooo sweet, all those haters should shut the fuck up. Jealousy is a nasty colour on anyone!!!
      anyhoo, she knows he loves her, but she's a traditional lady, plus if hef divorced his current seperated wifey, she'd screw him over so bad.
      love holly, love bridget, love the ASS off of Kendra :) she's so cute!
      x

    72. Fiona AGAIN says – reply to this


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      Men are selfish period.

      Hef should marry Holly — shes stood by his side day in and day out!

    73. melanie says – reply to this


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      I feel bad for Holly because it seems like she really loves him and is a good person, but it's quite obvious that Hef has no plans to marry her. Quite frankly, every time she mentions getting married or having kids on the Girls Next Door she comes off very delusional. I can see why the girls would leave - they're in their prime and they should find a husband and start their lives soon and stop playing around with grandpa

      and I can't believe Holly is only getting 1 mill - I would think much more!

    74. milk it says – reply to this


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      She deserves at least $1 million if he goes. Hell, he's 82 and had a 20-something for the last eight years. I think that is generous and plenty!

    75. Gloria Steinem says – reply to this


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      It is very obvious that these women are just hookers- loyal hookers, but nonetheless, hookers. He pays, they do him. On call. She stays in that position (so to speak) by choice. She is ruining her life by staying with a rich old misogynist who is manipulating her low intelligence. She will forever be known as Hef's whore- one in a long line of deluded women who think this is their ticket. It isn't a crime, and it's her choice. She shouldn't expect a thing from the old goat.

    76. FIONA AGAIN says – reply to this


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      Holly—Hef will be dead in a year or so—

      You've lost nothing!!!

      If hes an ole selfish Bastard let him be—–

      You've done everything for him—–just move on once he dies—-

    77. just sayin says – reply to this


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      Personally, I think Hef looks pretty damn hot for 82. Just wondering…does he ever take his jammies off? I don't know if I've ever seen him in anything else. IMO, he looks no older than 65.

    78. jkl says – reply to this


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      Where are his two sons from his last marriage? They should be at the age where they're getting into trouble now. Where are they now?

    79. Noelle says – reply to this


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      OH NO!POOR HOLLY AND TO ALL THE MEAN COMMENTS-FUCK OFF JEALOUS FUCKS..GIRLS:YOU WISH YOU HAD HOLLY,BRIDGET AND KENDRA'S LIFESTYLE….GUYS:YOU WISH YOU HAD THREE GORGEOUS GIRLFRIENDS..NOT TO MENTION HEF"S MONEY!……QUIT BEING SO JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    80. a says – reply to this


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      omg anydy maskell you are an annoying perv ok so dont try being cool and nice b/c you are a man whore a more b/c you are such a gay ass who can nv get a girlfriend b/c you are so ugly hello 30 and already balding without having children then omg you are such a loser and you want to be a nerd god what an ard tard i hope you get what you deserve
      -A

    81. me says – reply to this


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      No wonder he won't marry Holly. I just found out that he and Kimberly are still legally married. Hef and Kimberly were married in 1989.

    82. alskdjf says – reply to this


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      Re: Noelle
      no retard god get a life

    83. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      let's be honest.we should all expect that.all the 3 of them are there for the money,but it was clear that Holly wanted to marry Hefner to inherit his money.even a blind man could see that.this woman is delusional.hefner is an old pimp but he has kids from his ex wives.he will leave everything to them.kendra,bridget and holly r wasting their time with this hagard.the y should leave hefner's bordel, get a real job and start a new and better life.

    84. Butterfly says – reply to this


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      WHAT DO YOU CALL BITCHES THAT LIKE TO STICK TO SOME OLD MEN FOR MONEY AND BETTER LIFE STYLE? GOLD DIGGING WHORES!!!!!!! DAMN RIGHT!!!!

    85. miss miaunow says – reply to this


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      I have been going to the mansion for years and that girl had a plan from the get go! She was the least good looking one out of all the girls from way back when he was with Brandi, Sandy and Mandy. You should see her old pics!! She used to GAZE at him and has been in love with him FOREVER. She just stuck it out and finally made her way up the pole (no pun intended). So good for her for setting a goal and accomplishing it. Kinda like college!! Hahaha…

    86. californiaonthebrain says – reply to this


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      awwww I love Holly.

    87. Don't Buy KDub Clothing! It's a Rip Off! A Sham says – reply to this


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      I bought a T-shirt on the KDub website about a year ago. I ordered a large and a large arrived, but it would fit Barbie. I wear a size 8 so let's not get nasty, readers. I called the phone number on the site and it was some guy's apartment in New York City. I explained the problem and that he had inadvertently charged me $15 in shipping when it was supposed to be free. Long story short, he was an asshole and indignant that I couldn't wear the Barbie Large and no, I wasn't getting my money back. I used it for a floor rag. This little brat thinks she's an entrepreneur but I have more knowledge of business in my pinky than she has in her whole fake body. Avoid KDub unless you like being insulted by a NYC prick and throwing away your money.

    88. Mags says – reply to this


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      Hef is still legally married to Kimberley Conrad and has said he doesn't want to legally divorce her because of his children. Holly will have to wait.

    89. theredsnapper says – reply to this


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      i love when she calls him puffin!! i think they are adorable together.. age is just a number… and the people calling the girls nasty names, seriously you would probably trade your soul to the devil to be a playboy bunny - so get over yourself..

    90. meme says – reply to this


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      there is no way in hell she is 28;

    91. no comment says – reply to this


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      McCartneys' divorce is final. he likes 'em blonde.

    92. lynn says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else think that Heidi Montag could be one of Hef's girlfriends? I think her and Holly look a lot alike esecially after that rolling Stone shoot. We know Heidi isn't making it in the music industry so what about being Hef's girlfriend. Oh but wait that means she would have to get rid of Spencer. He deserves better anyways!

    93. wsf says – reply to this


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      All three of them just want his money… and Holly is trying hardest lol.. I dont see the point in Heff getting married again, i think hes smarter than that. Besides he has sons to carry out his business… not some ugly ass stupid tramp. I bet they have somebody on the side who is … "doing" them. And by the way Holly looks like shes 40…

    94. MGue says – reply to this


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      Wow. She's only 28? I thought she was 38.

    95. Novel1 says – reply to this


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      How does Hef look his grown daughter (who is older than most of those blonde bimbos) in the eye? She works for him. Not sure I could know all this and still want Daddy to kiss me - even on the cheek. Ewwwwwww!

    96. gina says – reply to this


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      The only person who has any logic of this sorted affair is Hef (as gross as he is) when he stated, "…we're going to be together for the rest of my life." Holly girl, stop reading between the lines and give it UP cause yo man has clearly stated he won't be.

    97. c says – reply to this


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      The show is a ruse.

    98. ad man says – reply to this


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      The show and the girls are part of the ultimate marketing scam… free publicity for Playboy. A genius way to breathe new life into a dying brand.

    99. EWWW says – reply to this


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      LOOK…YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR IN. QUITE MOANING AND GROANING ABOUT NO KIDS/MARRIAGE. JUST LEAVE THE OLD FART. THERE IS LIFE AFTER MONEY AND FAME…THOUGH I GUESS YOU'RE USED TO THE LIFESTYLE AND IT WOULD BE HARD FOR ANY YOU LADIES TO GIVE THAT UP. gOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

    100. ha ha says – reply to this


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      Face it - men don't marry whores.

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