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The Vatican Says Aliens are OK!

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Scientologists rejoice!

A new report reveals that the Vatican's chief astronomer says it's okay to believe in aliens because it doesn't contradict with faith in the big man, God.

Xenu in da hizouse!!!!!

The Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory (Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes) says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible that there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.

Funes explains, in might we add–such a Hollywood agent sounding way, that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom.

We're sure God appreciates that the church has cleared up the matter.

She loves all!

[Image via WENN.]



90 comments to “The Vatican Says Aliens are OK!” (RSS feed

  1. aasasa says – reply to this
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    wtf??

  2. rizza says – reply to this
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    I am the FIRST alien!!!

  3. ok says – reply to this
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    ……weirdd

  4. james c says – reply to this
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    bob you are a dumbass ^^^^

  5. SARA W says – reply to this
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    jesus is from Mars!!

  6. JULIE SAYS says – reply to this
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    I BELIEVE IT! AND I LOVE POLAR BEAR PUPS!

  7. andy says – reply to this
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    FIRST

  8. AtheistAmber says – reply to this
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    How fucking stupid. I'd expect it, though, from asshole boy touchers who pray to a zombie. Stupid christ stains want scientolofunds.

  9. Mia says – reply to this
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    First ??

    God believes in alien. That rocks.

  10. melanie says – reply to this
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    hahahhaaha WOW.
    THANK YOU
    we were all at the edge of our seats waiting, really.

  11. christian girl says – reply to this
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    Okay well athiest amber so funny i 4got 2 laff you are goeing to hell anyway you stupid cunt jesus luvs u -peace kellee

  12. meme says – reply to this
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    1st

  13. Artur Jadur says – reply to this
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    The Vatican surely did a service to all societies by making this proclamation. Excellent.

  14. can't wait says – reply to this
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    for scientolofags to begin posting. . .

  15. michael says – reply to this
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    yeah it's possible that there are aliens, but it's not possible that someone could be born gay.. i'm so sick of the catholics, i'd rather be a scientologist!

  16. AmbersFan says – reply to this
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    re: AtheistAmber
    Ok didn't u mean "boy asshole touchers" LMFAO!!!!!!!!

  17. jimkhm says – reply to this
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    She loves us all? How dare you! DON'T you know God is a white Senior Citizen with Gray hair just like McCain?! I mean man has all the answer as to who God really is.

  18. iselin says – reply to this
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    i hate Scientologists

  19. mImI DONT DESERVE HIM says – reply to this
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    Re: christian girl – UR LAME AND CANT SPELL AND SAID CUNT AND JESUS IN SAME SENTENCE STUPID U SHOULD GO PRAY FOR DAT HOE!

  20. crazyunicorns says – reply to this
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    I like to touch aliens

    search: crazyunicorns

  21. Fidel Castro says – reply to this
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    The Vatican does not approve of you Mario, or your lifestyle.

  22. Atheist Amber says – reply to this
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    Re: michael – Hear, hear!

  23. BKALLDAY says – reply to this
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    GOD LOVES FOXY BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BROOKLYN DON DIVA IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
    GOD LOVES FOXY BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BROOKLYN DON DIVA IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
    GOD LOVES FOXY BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BROOKLYN DON DIVA IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
    GOD LOVES FOXY BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BROOKLYN DON DIVA IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
    GOD LOVES FOXY BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BROOKLYN DON DIVA IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
    GOD LOVES FOXY BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BROOKLYN DON DIVA IN STORES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. BAN ArturJadur says – reply to this
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    Re: Artur Jadur – disgusting scientologist post!! AARRGH

  25. directline says – reply to this
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    You are always sure what God thinks is okay or bad. How do YOU know? Are you on a direct line with God ? Do you know what color he likes best? Why did he shake up China, or send the typhon to Burma? What's his favorite movie?

  26. naggarstabbar says – reply to this
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    Re: BKALLDAY – you're a gross naggar

  27. Taylor Baker says – reply to this
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    when I read "Xenu in the hizouse" i about died from laughter.

  28. high says – reply to this
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    God is an alien

  29. mike says – reply to this
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    it's all about your own personal relationship with god…god promotes love and doesn't discriminate! why would anyone want to listen to a church dictate what is right and what is wrong…moreover, whether it's okay to believe in aliens. again, i think it's all about your personal relationship with the big guy up above.

  30. sparrow says – reply to this
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    so aliens are ok but birth control isn't…..oh-kay.

  31. Heather says – reply to this
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    Its official: The vatican is the anti-christ.

  32. xuszerep says – reply to this
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    I don't care what $cientologist believe in, there are injustices done to their members and it needs to stop.

  33. smorf says – reply to this
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    does it contradict the fact of being crazy??

  34. ER says – reply to this
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    THE GIVENCHY CODE by ER Escober explores this Vatican belief.

  35. kat says – reply to this
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    Re: jimkhm
    Exactly. EVERYONE knows that the REAL God is a white grandfather figure, because of course God doesn't transcend human characteristics or labels. Duh Perez. Besides we all know God hates women anyway, says so in the most right book, The Holy Bible, oh and God hates gays too and Africans and Muslims and Jews and Wiccas and Buddhist and Hinduist and Zionist and Mormons and Athiest and Agnostics and Catholics if you're protestant and protestants if you're catholic, and Pagans and disobediant children and uncircumcised boys/men…well you get the point. It's your God, your rules, Your hell people.

  36. "3-BALLS" or "E.T. THE EXTRATESTICLE" says – reply to this
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    ………WHEN YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF OLD MEN RUNNING AROUND IN MEDIEVAL ROBES AND HATS DECIDING UNIVERSAL TRUTHS FOR THE FAITHFUL SHEEP….ER, FLOCK, I DON'T THINK THIS IS OUT OF THE ORDINARY. AT LEAST THEY HAVE FINALLY COME AROUND TO BELIEVE THAT THE SUN, THE SOLAR SYSTEM, THE UNIVERSE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND THE EARTH, SO THESE 'PROGRESSIVE' ANCIENTS ONE DAY WILL ARRIVE IN, AT LEAST, THE 19TH CENTURY……..I SUPPOSE THAT'S PROGRESS.
    ………'COURSE IF E.T. DOES LAND, HE BETTER QUICKLY LEARN HIS CATECHISM OR HIS FUCKING GREEN ASS WILL BE BURNED AT THE STAKE…….OR…… IT WILL BE MOLESTED BY A HORNEY PRIEST!

  37. pammie says – reply to this
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    Lol not funny come on perez youve done better

  38. soo says – reply to this
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    WAIT..the vatican has astronomers?

  39. lissa says – reply to this
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    lol Perez you rock "She loves all" love that!!

  40. zeph1 says – reply to this
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    Re: AtheistAmber
    Congratulations AtheistAmber! You've won the award for most ignorant, intolerant and all-around retarded comment of the month. Now take your hands back off the keyboard and get back to trying to bite your own ear.

  41. GOD'S HORSESHIT TALES says – reply to this
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    I'D BELIEVE IN ALIENS BEFORE I'D EVER BELIEVE IN SOME BULLSHIT GOD FUCKER! HUMANS ARE SO FUCKING DESPERATE FOR ANY ANSWER THEY'D MAKE UP THIS "INVISIBLE" CRAP TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER. AND THEY'RE ALL THE SAME, GOD, VISHNU, ALLAH, JUPITER, RA, ODIN, YAWEH, JEHOVAH, ZEUS OR ANY ONE OF A HUNDRED OTHER LIES TO BILK THE STUPID AND CONTROL THE MASSES. GO ON LEMMINGS, KEEP RIGHT ON FOLLOWING THE PIPER-RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF!

  42. buhbye! says – reply to this
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    like we believe in anything that comes from the vatican's mouth. They wanted to murder all the scientists!!!!

  43. Bob Loblaw says – reply to this
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    Oh great….now the Vatican has been infection with Scientologists….it's all over for the Catholics now!

  44. Bob Loblaw says – reply to this
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    Re: christian girl – You sure have a filthy mouth for a "Christian", perhaps you should wash your mouth out with a bible!

  45. TSK says – reply to this
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    i think god made us, and maybe their god made them, or hell who knows it's a big place this universe, i love jesus regardless!!

  46. JohnnyDo says – reply to this
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    What is their take on believing in Lindsay Lohan's career?

  47. dfd says – reply to this
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    god does not approve of fagedts however burn in hell you demon!

  48. God has no gender says – reply to this
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    You fat cock gobbler. Stay away from intellectual territory…you can't hang, fatboy.

  49. MomV4 says – reply to this
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    Mario, your grammar and spelling are atrocious! So atrocious it hurts. :)

  50. emma says – reply to this
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    sparrow: aliens we can't control they exist, birth control we invented, and everyone should be on birth control, it should be over the counter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. blablabla says – reply to this
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    Wow
    .
    they alllow for aliens!!!
    .
    but they still condemn Galileo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
    .
    FUKKIN BURN 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. MA in Theology says – reply to this
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    You guys…give me a break, huh. First of all read the Bible and you will see that God does not hate gays, or women, or anyone else. Anyone who proclaims anything about God is ignorant. We cannot know what God is or thinks, etc. As for the cyclones and earthquakes, just like AIDS: GOD DID NOT SEND THEM. The way we abuse the planet and each other brings these things on. And Perez honey, I love you but probably in my own ignorance I cannot believe God is a woman because He needed a woman (Mary) to birth His son. I don't see him as an old white man though either. Look up in the Book of Elijah what he saw…that is more how I see God…indescribable!! Oh, and I am a Catholic woman! The heirarchy made the mistakes NOT THE REST OF US…we are trying to fix the mistakes!

  53. Michele says – reply to this
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    interesting! The church says that they don't want to putting limits on God , but, then they question his judgment when it comes to people being different. So is it acceptable to believe in other life forms if they are gay? or do they have to be straight Aliens?

  54. Perez=Anti-God? says – reply to this
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    SHE, Perez?? SHE?! Aren't you Catholic?
    -
    -
    -
    You're pissing off Latinos!

  55. June says – reply to this
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    Religious people are so stupid.

    Does anyone really believe in Gods any more?

    If I told you Zeus was living at the bottom of the sea, and if we thought about bad things he'd come up and stick us with his trident, you'd think I was stupid.

    Why is it any different for a sky God? Oh that's right! "He's the one TRUE God! The Bible says so!"…. Let's just ignore the fact that the first book of the New Testament was written about 70 years after Jesus' death, and was supposed to be metaphoric. All the other books were based on this. And all of it is inaccurate. If God created the universe, why didn't he mention dinosaurs, neanderthals, other galaxies, particle physcis? Oh right…. "He's testing us! God works in mysterious ways!" ::rolls eyes::

  56. Twister Skittle says – reply to this
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    The Vatican is tight. Aliens are tight! I have seen more UFOs than pregnant virgins.

  57. marcos says – reply to this
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    I think the pope is from outer space, you goota be from outer space or crazy to claim the existence of god and all that crap.

  58. Bren says – reply to this
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    Yes, I can breathe now!

  59. Human Not says – reply to this
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    Aliens are sexy!

  60. Liss says – reply to this
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    The sad part is that many sad catholic Trekkies are creaming their pants as we speak.

  61. Rachel221 says – reply to this
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    Because some old douche proclaims shit like this, all the christian sheep-people are gonna be scouring the skies for UFOs.
    Pedo-catholic pseudo-scientist= stupid douche with no more truth to his words than me.

  62. StepherScoobyDoo says – reply to this
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    LOVE LOVE LOVE the comment about her! If I believed in God, I would agree that she is a woman.

  63. KAK says – reply to this
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    Why does everyone feel the need to bash Scientology? Read a little about it, and not on the net like dianetics and then make a decision….

  64. oh for christ's sake says – reply to this
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    well i'm glad the vatican is starting to get their act together! even if it is just to gain support i.e money. since they obviously aren't going any where maybe they're at least taking on an "if you can't beat'em join 'em" motto. maybe someday they will accept the big bang theory and even evolution (too bad they're way behind like everyone else in the world who isn't busy kissing jesus' ass.

  65. Kate says – reply to this
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    Why should the Scientologists even care what the Vatican thinks? I thought they thought God was fake and people were given souls by aliens. Correct me if I'm wrong, please, someone.

  66. Rie says – reply to this
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    Re: June – Just thought you should know it was Poseidon not Zeus that was the God of the Sea. heheheh

  67. why are you so obsessed with scientology? says – reply to this
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    why are some people so obsessed with scientology? just wondering…

  68. Rachel221 says – reply to this
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    Re: why are you so obsessed with scientology?

    Because its a ridiculous cult for rich and gullible.

  69. Natalia T. says – reply to this
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    Church is training us for what's next to come, everybody knows that our perspective is going to change in 2012. Of course there's life out there, in fact they're already here and we haven't noticed yet because no one wants to think about it. Reality is crazier than imagination. 2012.

  70. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this
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    The more important question here is whether or not it's ok for aliens to believe in Catholics.

  71. jdizzle says – reply to this
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    was that an alanis morrisette/dogma reference, perez?

  72. suckonthis says – reply to this
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    THE GOD DELUSION by Richard Dawkins. Go read it y'all.

    I forget who said it but "when one person suffers from a delusion it's called insanity; when many people suffer it's called religion". SO TRUE!

  73. lakevubud says – reply to this
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    I love it. The vatican says Aliens are OK but Homosexuals are still out.

  74. burp88 says – reply to this
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    Re: MA in Theology
    thank you.. someone with common sense..

  75. burp88 says – reply to this
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    Re: lakevubud
    people misunderstand. the church says its not wrong to be gay.
    just to have anal sex. waste or sperm, waste of life..!
    besides who wants something shoved up their ass anyway…

  76. tabi says – reply to this
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    I'm so glad they cleared that up. I was waiting forever for the CHURCH to rule on alien life.. i believe that people should believe in whatever they want…not what the church says its ok to believe in…the overbearing bastards were either in charge of or influencing every major political crisis and war this planet has had. Now i suppose if aliens come to the planet the church will want to convert them too and if they don't…. BOY… they better watch out..we'll have toasted aliens in the sky because of 'god's wrath'. God loves all… the church doesn't.

  77. many aliens suffer from anorexia says – reply to this
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    and cannot articulate themselves through human language
    +they are handsome and make good work slaves and prostitutes!
    Thats why the vatican loves them!

  78. omar says – reply to this
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    the pope hates arabs and muslims so fuck him !

  79. LMAO says – reply to this
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    LMFAO! That's right Perezzito. SHE DOES KNOW ALL!

  80. chitown lady says – reply to this
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    OMG……..The aliens better go hide their youngins…….

  81. ann ann says – reply to this
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    I hear this on Coast to Coast AM last night… good stuff!

  82. Jen says – reply to this
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    I'm sure the Catholic martians are really relieved about this.

    There could be Catholic martians…

  83. Caturday says – reply to this
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    Re: Heather – –You are 100% correct, if you believe in what the bible says, the false prophet has arrived !!

  84. EWW says – reply to this
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    WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LISTEN TO WHAT A CHURCH BELIVES??! BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET SPRITUAL. ALL CHURCHES/ RELIGIONS HAVE RULES/GUIDELINES OF BELIEFS. I GUESS SOME OF YOU HAVE NEVER TRIED TO EXPLORE GOD. CATHOLICS ARE NOT TAUGHT TO HATE OTHERS. BIG MISCONCEPTION. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE….YOU CANNOT GO AROUND CASTING HATE ON OTHERS UNTIL YOU HAVE SAT DOWN WITH IN A CHURCH OR A SYNAGOGUE OR MOSQUE OR TEMPLE. I BET HALF OF YOU WHO ARE CRITICISING HAVEN'T EVEN READ A BIBLE OR ANY FORM OF SPIRITUAL BOOK AND ARE JUST ECHOING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK IS COOL. LEARN A RELIGION…STUDY IT…LIVE IT…..THEN MAKE AN EDUCATED GUESS.

  85. EWWW says – reply to this
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    OMAR…IF THE CHURCH REALLY PROMOTED HATE TOWARDS MUSLIMS…I WOULD NOT HAVE MARRIED ONE. YOU ARE TRYING TO SPREAD INTOLERANCE…..FIND OUT A FEW THINGS ABOUT THE RELIGION BEFORE YOU JUMP TO HATEFUL CONCLUSIONS.

  86. eWWW says – reply to this
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    MARCOS. LET'S HOPE THERE IS SOMETHING FOR US AFTER THIS LIFE AND THAT WE DON'T LIVE FOR NOTHING AND DIE LIKE A FLY.

  87. EWWW says – reply to this