They Should Have Hired Mariah's Retoucher!

5/13/2008 9:45 AM ET | Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker "graces" the cover of the new issue of Vogue.

Poor thing!

They couldn't do anything about her face?????????

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jessica says – reply to this

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eeeeeek she looks pretty damn horrible !
Matthew says – reply to this

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Poor thing, it's deffintly not her best picture, even still, she still looks hot!
Mimi says – reply to this

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What are they supposed to do? She's always had that face! The only thing they can do is put another person in her place. I love the show, but I never saw what the big deal was about Sarah.
tay says – reply to this

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4th!
Heather says – reply to this

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I think she's pretty for her age, with no botox or anything. But she needs to thin her eyebrows a little bit!!
Aliya says – reply to this

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FIRST??? Stop, Perez. She looks beautiful!
B says – reply to this

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I think she looks pretty. Not classically pretty, mind you but attractive nonetheless.
natalia says – reply to this

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oh god. this is awful! I would cry if that was me….thank god i don't look like the old warty foot that she is. i heart you perez.
alicia la cubana says – reply to this

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i never thought she was pretty
period
wtf says – reply to this

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What's the problem? You'll get older, Perez, and you'll be even ugliest than many people. She's cute, you're not. Bad, bitche!
Buzz says – reply to this

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Wow she is truly a witch!
Mac says – reply to this

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I like the fact that she actually looks human! Her facial expression is a little vacant, but she looks great.
mom says – reply to this

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She looks great! Hater
megan says – reply to this

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what's wrong with her eyes?
Bette says – reply to this

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Pretty.
vhes says – reply to this

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that was the BEST picture of her out of the whole shoot????
lisa says – reply to this

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She looks beautiful.
rebecca says – reply to this

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that's what she looks like man.. she can't help it. i'm all for not retouching. I mean she's not what i would call an ugly person by any means, but at least people can tell she's a real person.
Gemma says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!

She looks good.
sea says – reply to this

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She's lookin' a little old.

She usually takes stunning photos……………..what happened??
Trent Reznor Angel says – reply to this

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SJP is better looking than most other women her age.
Kortni says – reply to this

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Yeah her face does look horrible, but it nice to show that all celebrities aren't gorgeous!
BEBE says – reply to this

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WOW!! MR. ED SCORED A VOGUE COVER…..!
Jess says – reply to this

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she looks like she can smell something funky. poor sarah…
ruby28 says – reply to this

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she looks beautiful! o-natural!
heidi says – reply to this

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shut up perez you should not encourage that fake shit
chick says – reply to this

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Her mouth being open makes her face look even longer
Stacey says – reply to this

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She looks okay, but not as good as she should look on the cover of a magazine. She looks kinda old looking which is not how you should look on the cover of a magazine if you want to sell them!
pea says – reply to this

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i think she looks beautiful and is confident enough not to change herself……why should she???? now it's OK that all celebrities show us their fake selves by retouching everything?? this world is f'en warped
Kara says – reply to this

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Whats wrong with her face?
Been says – reply to this

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She looks stunning as always, stop being such a bitch, it's not like you are exactly an oil painting yourself
yeaaaah says – reply to this

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almost 4th !!!
Cliona says – reply to this

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Shes not aesthetically beautiful but shes not ugly either, attractiveness is not all about facial symmetry.
Hot Butch Beefy Stud says – reply to this

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Perez what the fuck are you gonna do about your face you fat ugly fuck? I am a gay guy and I would sleep with Sarah over you any day opf the week. In fact I wouldn't give you the steam off my piss you doughy fat queeny fuck. You're so full of self loathing its fucking sickening.
lefty says – reply to this

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That is so fucking harsh. I thought you were anti-touch up, Perez. It's so so sad that you encourage it.
Ellie says – reply to this

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Nice picture but the half open mouth look does not go well for her.
Kate says – reply to this

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I think she's perfeclty lovely no matter what. Yay for Carrie and SJP!
tlm7609 says – reply to this

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give her a break! She's not 20 anymore. Sheesh.
beesmom says – reply to this

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She looks fine. Who retouches you, Perez? Must take alot of time. I wonder how it is you think you are the best judge of how pretty people are or aren't? I'm guessing it is not something you can major in at college.
nikki knuckles says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA SHE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A HAG!!
Mikka says – reply to this

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She looks like shxxxt … because she ALLWAYS looked like that .. even in the first movie I saw about her with Shanon Doherty

There s ugly people but with STYLE … not in her case
Danielle says – reply to this

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she looks pretty for a normal chick, but this is VOGUE!!! they couldve retouched it just a little bit, cuz she needs the help, definitely, in this photo.
me says – reply to this

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It's not that bad
_media says – reply to this

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she beautiful!!
mimi says – reply to this

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*Whinnyyy* *Neyyyyyy*
ra says – reply to this

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Not the greatest photo..seriously could you retouch that into something? I think it might be a lost cause
sunstar says – reply to this

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mean!
k says – reply to this

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Why again do you hate her so much???????????????/
m says – reply to this

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Maybe the editors plan to pick a really bad photo knowing it will get more talked about that way. What the hell is up with the partially up eyebrow? This is definitely not her best look.
CAFE CON LECHE says – reply to this

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She looks like that puppet from the 80's, Madame. LOL
b says – reply to this

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Err how about we just let people's faces look how they look and stop photoshopping everything in an attempt to make people think that celebrities are all more stunningly beautiful than every other normal human being on the planet.
fuck off says – reply to this

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She looks great and age, non-plastic surgery appropriate. You're always slamming people for their tight, botoxed, acid washed look. She is natural and you can't applaud that??
DANIELLE says – reply to this

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she is beautiful WHYY every1 hatin 4?? she looks good 4 her age and after havin kids and everything
becksi says – reply to this

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I think she is and looks stunning - SATC would never have been the success it was if it wasnt for SJP not looking like a supermodel - the audience would never have related to her! Great cover x
Mr Gump says – reply to this

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I don't get it - why is Perez covering horse racing? I understand she's the favorite in the Preakness.
Why now? says – reply to this

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Why have people turned on Sarah Jessica now? She has always had this horse face but people are only starting to notice? How about Madonna? SHe always sucked so why are people only just realizing? How come it had to take the AMAs so that people could notice that Britney has no talent. Have you all been stoned all this time and only just woken up?
Fatbitch says – reply to this

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Team SJP!
comment says – reply to this

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damn perez, she can get no love?
johnna says – reply to this

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What would they do about her face??? It's her face. Why would you make fun of someone for the face they have? And why should they have to change it to please someone like you — with YOUR face! You are a sad person. What did your parents do to you??
Rafa says – reply to this

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OH pulease!!! you guys are so vicious!!! i mean, Sara Jessica Parker is not a role model for beauty, but she has something something, and just because she doesnt look like a plastic bimbo in the cover doesnt mean she looks bad, i think she is very glamourous in that pic and, yes, she is not in her 20's anymore, so just get over it!!
hope says – reply to this

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That's the best Annie can do, I guess. I think that's the same shoot where Sarah fell on her ass.
fran says – reply to this

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age with grace?!?!?!!?
LOL!!!! says – reply to this

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She looks like SHIT!!! Like a haggard old woman!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Ren0912 says – reply to this

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BUTTER FACE!!!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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She is NOT aging well. Part of the problem, though, is that she needs to gain about 20 pounds. Middle age anorexia looks worse than young anorexia (I mean, they both look horrible, but middle age anorexia looks so bad). Your body can only take so much abuse before it starts showing it. She looks like she is 75 years old.
r says – reply to this

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Really, we want all the celebrities retouched now?! I think she looks great and natural, she's very glamorous in my opinion.
TheVeed says – reply to this

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She looks better than you ever will, so why hate? She's hot for not getting airbrushed into a cartoon.
v says – reply to this

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There is nothing wrong with HER face.
Jimmy says – reply to this

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Lay off Jessica. Nothing wrong with the pic and nothing wrong with her!
perez is a hater says – reply to this

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she looks great. not everyone wants to look like a plastic, wax, fake, emotionless, orange-tanned, fakeass typical hollywood type
GG says – reply to this

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Perez. You are a big fat idiot. You put everyone down. How would you like it if people said things about the picture of your mom that you posted, and the sad thing is your mom has a queer for a so called SON!!!
Hmmm... says – reply to this

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I love SJP, but this isn't her greatest photo…her nose looks huge, her mouth is open, and she's not looking at the camera. Love the dress though, and can't wait to see the movie!
tina says – reply to this

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oh stop - she's SARA JESSICA PARKER
she is just fabulous

love her!!!
What were they thinking? says – reply to this

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I'm a fan of SJP. And she looks WONDERFUL for her age. However, WTF were Vogue thinking for choosing this picture to grace the cover? It is very unflattering and she looks ashen.
FiFi Fotnics says – reply to this

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A bridle and reins would suit her better, after all, a horse is a horse, of course, of course. She is sooooo fug!!!
Linda9801 says – reply to this

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STFU Perez. Because she's not an exact copy of the fake ass Hollywood types with fake tits, blown up lips & totally recontructed faces??? She's beautiful. Noone is used to natural beauty anymore! What's YOUR mother's excuse for squeezing such an ugly specimen out of her vagina?
Pippa says – reply to this

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I love the cover. For once, something not heavily photoshopped. And btw, Perez, SJP IS beautiful. She's gorgeous. A real woman.
mook says – reply to this

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classic beauty and not afraid, in fact PROUD, to say this is me folks in this made up fake society. i am so over the photoshop pix-nobody looks real anyway. I LOVE SJP!!!!
Susan Cranberry says – reply to this

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Perez there are actually people that would condone your behaviour, but not me. You are just fucking dispicable. You're a woman hater and a truly ugly person both on the inside and out. The Ironic thing is although you hate women, gay men hate you. How sad to be a gay guy that can't get laid. You are so at the bottom of the barrel in the gay world and you know it. Fuck, you sicken me.
racheld says – reply to this

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oh come on! She has used what she was born with & made it work for her. Leave the woman alone. She is beautiful. You aren't so great yourself.
What were they thinking? says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, and it reminds me of the episode on SATC where Carrie poses for that magazine all haggard and hung over…"Single and Fabulous?" This is almost the exact same face!
Buster Cherry says – reply to this

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If you want a laugh, go to drudge.com and look at that goofy outfit she wore yesterday!
andre says – reply to this

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UGLY AS FUCK
UGLY AS FUCK
UGLY AS FUCK
OLD WITCH
SATC fan says – reply to this

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Leave her alone! I love SJP. Can't wait for the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heidi Ho says – reply to this

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yikes! she looks like j. edgar hoover!
because says – reply to this

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OMG! I thought the exact same thing about the last pic you posted of yourself! Guess you and SJP have something in common after all!
andrea says – reply to this

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That is not the best pic I've ever seen of her, but she can look gorgeous at times! She has style, charm, personality, and yes, age and experience. Which is beautiful too!! Not in the way that say some perfect 20 year old is but something real and substantial. She is a comedic actress! Check out LA Story with her n Steve Martin. She is a goofy sexy LA chick in it. She has talent, damn it!!
sarah says – reply to this

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Perez, your comments show the ugly person you are on the inside. What is wrong with her? She's natural, no nose job, or lip implants…you're always calling celebs who've had work "fake", so why can't you leave her alone. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what if you don't think she's perfect? She might be to some people. I can't believe you would be so cruel, knowing what it's like to have self confidence issues.
pat says – reply to this

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man….youve got a mean soul. you do realize your a fat ugly pig yourself, right?
Meg says – reply to this

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lmao she looks like barbra streisand

except Barbra would look a hell of a lot better
jaysus says – reply to this

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The only thing wrong with this pic is the overly hairy dude in the background.
christine says – reply to this

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ewwwwww she looks like a fucking monster
Katrina says – reply to this

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Would be funny if there was anything wrong with that face! Still love you Nasty P.
ReRe says – reply to this

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She is a BEAST!!! What did anyone ever see in her?? She is that optical illusion drawing where one way you look at it and it's a beautiful girl, you look some more and it becomes an OLD HAG!!!

HIDEOUS!!!!!!!
kait says – reply to this

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She's unusual, interesting, asymmetrical.

Beautiful!
Debora says – reply to this

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She looks hideous! Why do people think that this skinny scarecrow looking thing can sell sex. Looks like she's about to fall apart. Literally!
WTF says – reply to this

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BEING OLDER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT SHE IS UGLY…WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG SHE WAS UGLY…BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP…..BUT UGLINESS IS TO THE BONE!
ccgt03 says – reply to this

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She looks very ummm…..Jewish.
kate says – reply to this

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why are you so harsh on her? I think that she is a great actress and it is nice to see someone grace the cover of Vogue that isn't perfect…..
stefystef says – reply to this

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Shame on Vogue. They could have done her better than this.
Hell, they had Oprah looking better than this.

Did SJP approve this??? She should sue, serious.