But He Smells… Bad!

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Giorgio Armani is out to make some more money.

Last year, the firm introduced Emporio Armani Diamonds women's fragrance, which was represented by spokeswhore Beyonce Knowles.

Yea, we don't know anyone who purchased that either!

Beyonce ruins ads.

But now, Armani wants to appeal to the men. So, they have created a new scent that will be out this summer.

Hmm, coincidentally would it be out in time for Father's Day, we're guessing?

The new cologne will be called Emporio Armani Diamonds for Men.

And thankfully Beyonce won't be representing this one!

Instead - and quite unfortunately - they've opted to use dirty Josh Hartnett as the new face for the fragrance.

Yea, we still wouldn't buy it.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: May 14, 2008 at 7:00 pm / Email this  »

    101 comments to “But He Smells… Bad!”

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    1. Jen says – reply to this


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      He is such a ugly dirty boy

    2. He is SOOOOO ugly says – reply to this


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      He should really fuck off

    3. I wanna piss on his face says – reply to this


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      And make a doody in his mouth

    4. He needs to says – reply to this


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      SUCK MY ASS

    5. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      Seriously

    6. TimFarrissFan says – reply to this


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      You never cease to amaze me dude! Are you getting paid to write this stuff? Have you actually MET these people?

    7. DID BRIT SUE YET PEREZ? says – reply to this


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      I know she filed suit and you stop posting….how is that working out for you?

    8. TimFarrisFan SUCKS DIRTY ASS says – reply to this


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      Re: TimFarrissFan

      Go to another site then butt boy

    9. Jenni says – reply to this


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      Ugly and smelly huh….great!

    10. monica says – reply to this


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      SAEVCONFDIOXDERGIO
      SECOND?

    11. Monica loves chunky cock cheese says – reply to this


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      Re: monica

      No, just a std riddled whore…..just like your mom!

    12. yomomma says – reply to this


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      go away

    13. Kari says – reply to this


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      That is a terrible picture of him! I can't believe he was good looking. I'd rather date the guys on this website:

      www.uofsingles.com

    14. gina says – reply to this


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      Hello it was created by Armani. It's not like they asked Josh to donate a sweat drop here or there to add to the mix. GEESH!

    15. ash says – reply to this


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      EDWARDS ENDORSES OBAMA!!!!

    16. mimi says – reply to this


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      WHERE DID HIS CAREER GO????

    17. Why does he look like Suri? says – reply to this


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      Because women melt when they see men with babies, he should be holding Suri once her brown dye job washes out. Why should Kate be the only one who uses her for publicity?

    18. skyler says – reply to this


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      Dude, Armani is awesome. That's all I wear but no Armani Exchange.

    19. fiddler says – reply to this


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      armani should make an eyebrow tweezer and hook him up with that too. yw.

    20. Fuck perez says – reply to this


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      i really like perez but he seems like a hater he keeps talking shit about beyonce and as a fan of hers he need to let it go dont hate cuz she look better make more money and has more than you perez

    21. i says – reply to this


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      Re: ash
      hooray! fuck clinton.

    22. zane says – reply to this


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      hey!!! my best friend is his twin!!!

    23. Diana says – reply to this


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      I used to be in love with him when he was 19. Now I'm 19. Haha…

    24. NESSA says – reply to this


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      DUDE JOSH HARTNETT IS HOT! PEREZ UR NUTS FOR ALWAYS KNOCKING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

    25. Dan says – reply to this


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      umm…i think josh hartnett is fucking hot. maybe not with the stache, but I still wouldn't kick him out of my bed!

    26. Sarah says – reply to this


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      I love Perez, but I do wear Armani Diamonds and I smell delicious! I don't care if Beyonce is the spokeswhore, if it smells good on me, I'm wearing it.

    27. N says – reply to this


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      I don't usually agree with most of what you say Perez, but you and I completely agree on Beyonce.

    28. JOhn says – reply to this


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      suck my ass

      johnballs2006@yahoo.com

    29. he isnt that bad! says – reply to this


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      http://bp3.blogger.com/_CRr7frhfCGI/RuKQcnONJaI/AAAAAAAAATk/c8xWl-WiAHE/s1600-h/Josh+Hartnett+1.jpg

    30. jenna says – reply to this


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      I love Armani Diamonds for her! My boyfriend got it for me for christmas and it smells AWESOME

      Although I never knew Beyonce was in the ads!

    31. Jeff says – reply to this


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      you're the one who smells perez. i can't wait to out you with all of your dirty shit. take a fucking shower for once you ogar.

    32. Kryssi says – reply to this


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      fuck you perez, i bought beyonce's purfume and i get compliments on it evryday…beyonce's the best, u wish you could be half the woman she is! u jealous fuck

    33. ckapu1 says – reply to this


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      i'll sure buy it, BETCH!

    34. tavia says – reply to this


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      hey thats what i wear! Someone bought is for me

    35. Mr.Big says – reply to this


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      How is he dirty?

    36. natalia says – reply to this


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      haha i didnt know beyonce did armani diamonds either.. i have that perfume and i love it as well….

    37. conspirator says – reply to this


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      awww, lookit Suri Cruise's REAL daddy!!!

    38. Hannah says – reply to this


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      Josh Hartnett is NOT dirty!

    39. ler says – reply to this


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      actually diamonds is one of the most amazing perfumes ever made

    40. Harry Joseph says – reply to this


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      Beyonce kills everything she touches. She's a mess. i wouldn't want to smell, look, feel, or anything else like her.

    41. me says – reply to this


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      I'll consider him hot when he finally is old enough to grow sideburns…I mean really, have you noticed that his hair is always combed down and glued there in place of the real deal. He will be a good looking man…. one day.

    42. The real deal says – reply to this


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      Quick, Suri, look! THAT is yo real daddy!

    43. MOLLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY says – reply to this


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      But he's sooo cuuuute.

    44. Danielle says – reply to this


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      I usually agree w/ Perez, but I really like this scent! Lay off B- Love her!

    45. blablabla says – reply to this


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      I WOULD SOOOO TOTALLY DO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      .
      fragrance doused all over my body.
      .
      JOOOOOOSHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    46. Meh says – reply to this


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      Suri Cruise's real daddy!

    47. samantha says – reply to this


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      I don't see what you're talking about. I always thought he was really handsome. You know if he'd cut his hair and bulk up, you'd be drooling all over him.

    48. Barack08 says – reply to this


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      WHHHY do u hate Beyonce? She's on top of her game and she never has a scandal/drug problem??

    49. I heart Hartnett says – reply to this


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      Joshey is sooooooooooooooo gay! He and Ben Affleck had a gay old time on the set of Pearl Harbor years ago and he hasn't slowed down one bit. He has done half the dudes he has worked with.
      And he is NOT dirty. just gay.

    50. your mama says – reply to this


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      You suck. Seriously. There are more celebrities that you hate on a regular basis, then there are ones that you like. And the ones you like are crack heads llike Amy Winehouse.

      he's fucking hot. you fucking suck.

    51. AllRight says – reply to this


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      no te metas con el, el me encanta esta rehot!

    52. xuszerep says – reply to this


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      I FU*KING HATE JOSH HARTNETT!

      I don't know what it is about him, but his face makes me extremely pissed off.

    53. tt says – reply to this


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      I have Diamonds for women… and even though I don't care who is promoting it… it is one of the best fragrances I have. Everyone from male to female comments on it. I have had so many friends go and purchase after trying it on.

      Amarni Exchange has some of the best fitted knits! (ref to #20)

      tt
      MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA

    54. jupiter*girl says – reply to this


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      JOSH HARTNETT is H0tter than you'll EVER be PEREZ…even if u lost those 50 frickin pounds that u desperatly need to get rid of. PEREZ, i luv how u keep me updated…but you're the BIGGEST (literally) hater ever. AND u have NO sense of style. U seriously NEED 2 watch "DEVIL WEARS PRADA" and study bitch study. U are in no place to put ppl down. U FAT CLOWN!

    55. mf says – reply to this


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      I am sure he smells better than you, I'll buy it, Josh is hot!

    56. ILOVEJOSH says – reply to this


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      beyonce is gross but josh is HOTTTTT

    57. kryptoeyez says – reply to this


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      Josh Hartnett,
      Ugly?
      Wtf are u smokin'?

    58. eweqweq says – reply to this


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      OMG FCK ME JOSH.

    59. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


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      The dirtier the better. I'd pay him to rub his butthole all over my face.

    60. whT says – reply to this


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      i have armani diamonds for women. i love it.

    61. Jon says – reply to this


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      What are you talking about Perez.. Armani makes great scents… I love Armani Mania and Armani Blackcode.. Josh is totally hot and I would buy anything from that hottie

    62. foxy says – reply to this


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      hey perez!
      please put up a separated at birth of josh hartnett and charles bronson…
      i see a resemblence!
      xo

      foxy

    63. JustJoking says – reply to this


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      No one bought Diamonds cause they didn't know it was Armani….most people thought it was another cheap Beyonce product

    64. Kayla says – reply to this


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      FUCK YOU PEREZ!!!! i LOVE josh! your the dirty dirty FUGLY boy. Your just jealous you cant be as hot as him!!!

    65. becky says – reply to this


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      Who IS Josh Harnett?!!

    66. yer gay says – reply to this


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      yer gay you would judge men you fucking homo. i hate you and everything you say. yer still gay. Paige likes you but i thihnk yer gay. i hate you and everything you stand for. lick my butthole and eat my shit you 2girls1cup horney bastard

    67. natalie says – reply to this


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      whatever, he is hottttttt

      hotttttt

      yeah, i said it HOT

    68. Victoria says – reply to this


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      to all of you who said he is ugly… he is still way much hotter than the rest of your ugly boyfriends… HE IS HOT!!!

    69. Gigi says – reply to this


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      Oh, c'mon. I was in a movie with JH and he was sweet and shy and not smelly at all. Don't be so mean.

    70. silekek says – reply to this


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      bad call giorgio.
      known round town as a sloppy blow bunny buddy.
      not smart.

    71. david says – reply to this


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      if he eyes me one more time at the beatrice…

    72. pearl says – reply to this


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      …he's gorgeous. wtf.

    73. james says – reply to this


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      Perez, not sure why u don't Josh hot? He may look a little unwashed + currently like a cave man but don't u have just a secret yearning for him to ben u over and take u up your shit hole? I do. Best he has huge hairy sweaty balls a cheesy cock + few STDS - just my type of boy.

    74. wes says – reply to this


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      ooh don't hate!! josh hartnett cleans up nicely!!

      yum. manly.lol

    75. Nuria_86 says – reply to this


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      I don't know why you hate BEyonce so much… She's way much better than you… She knows how to sing, she knows how to write songs, whe knows how to dance… She's beautiful… And you? Yeah, you talk about other people… You're so mean… and by the way… I've got the perfume… and it's my favourite one… also my best friend's.

      Why do you hate JH? Didn't he want to go to bed with you?

    76. dave* says – reply to this


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      why? he looks like hes got partially spaced pubes all over his face and rihanna actually f***ed him, ew.

    77. dave* says – reply to this


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      i love rihanna though

    78. meemoo says – reply to this


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      I'm surprised TOMCAT let him off the hook. I'm sure they paid Josh (you know SURIS' REAL DADDY) handsomely to stay away from the camaras. I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that paternity test.

    79. ct says – reply to this


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      HE'S HOT- idk wtf you're talking about- don't be biased perez.

    80. Fuck Josh Hartnett, literally says – reply to this


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      He can dirty me up anytime. Purr.

    81. Kelly says – reply to this


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      Actually i purchased that frangrance and it smells very good. So don't hate on B cause shes better than you!

    82. Tonya says – reply to this


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      Shut up already about Beyonce. You really look desperate, Perez. You harp on Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, and a few others. It's old. Get some new material. You and your site are tired. All you do is steal your material from other sites. When is the last time you actually broke a real story?

    83. HATE THE FAT ASS says – reply to this


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      I LOVE HIM… HE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you not so much……

      WHY NO BRIT PEREZ????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SCARED?

    84. jen says – reply to this


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      josh is gorge how dare anyone say a bad word about him!

    85. Patrick says – reply to this


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      Does anybody else think this Dude bares uncanny resemblance to a young Charles Bronson?

    86. KB says – reply to this


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      Um… still hot. You have terrible taste, dear.

    87. At Work says – reply to this


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      You need to do a Separated at Birth with Josh Harnett and a young Charles Bronson.

    88. Ginger says – reply to this


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      I wear Armani Diamonds and it's a GREAT winter fragrance. It smells wonderful!!

    89. Dee says – reply to this


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      acutally armani diamonds smells ridiculously amazing! and i love it!! I get complemented EVERY single time i wear it…….so ya

    90. jo says – reply to this


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      shoot…i would! he's fucken HOT!!!!!!!!!

    91. Sarah B. says – reply to this


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      Don't hate Perez. He's a fucking hottie, maybe not in this 1 particular picture but he's a hot ass with a cut chiseled body. Don't be a hater cuz you just b/c you aren't even close to that good looking.

    92. unknown says – reply to this


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      a guy's cologne is gonna be called diamonds for him?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. josh is a hottie though he looks very organic. and he will smell better in armani

    93. Smell Overload says – reply to this


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      Perfume and colongne was useful when we didn't have baths and showers in our homes. Anyone who wears fragrances now are just stupid and smelly. Do you have bad body odour that you need to cover up? Do you really think that any woman is going to feign at your feet for wearing gross smelling chemical frangrances?? All you have to do to smell nice is take a shower.

    94. Ian says – reply to this


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      ok so Beyonce did not ruin that ad. if i remember correctly that was a very nice ad in black and white and her singing to it… quite nice. That was wrong to say about her.

    95. Lakesweetjane says – reply to this


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      Love him! Good choice, I'm sick of all the pretty boys that look kind of alike. Although I do agree that Beyonce ruins everything she touches.

    96. Bobbi says – reply to this


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      He is SO the real father of Suri. There is such a resemblence. I never saw the resemblence between kids and parents until I had a rugrat.

      But WOW. Suri really looks like him.

      So no one ever did turn up a birth certificate on her either did they? Not a real one at least. Suri is supposedly two months older than my kid but there is no way. I'm guessing that kid was really born 6 months before they said she was.

    97. Unique says – reply to this


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      Damn Perez why are you always hating on Beyonce'? Are you mad that you can't be her? When you start making more money and looking better then her then maybe you'll be able to say something until then SHUT THE FUCK UP! (which means forever! cuz the odds of that happening is NEVER!)

    98. Marie says – reply to this


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      he isn't that bad.Just clean him up a little. Shave off facial hair, and do something with the eyebrow. lol : ) Who dosne't smell at on time or another…

    99. CJ says – reply to this


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      I would do terrible and unforgivable things to fuck him just once.

    100. ... says – reply to this


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      he's super attractive, like you have an opinion on the matter you fat fuck.

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