Buh Bye Drunkst!

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Kirsten Dunst > Johnny Depp

Miu Miu has fired Kirsten Dunst as their spokeswhore.

And, they've just hired Johnny Depp's gal, Vanessa Paradis, to be their new face.

The fall campaign featuring the gap-toothed Mademoiselle Paradis will be shot by the famous fashion photogs Mert Alas and Marcus Pioggott.

A Miu Miu spokeswoman declined to comment.

We think she wanted to say, "We didn't want our brand repped by a dirty, rehabed hasbeen anymore."

Touche!

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 7:30 pm / Email this »

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100 comments to “Buh Bye Drunkst!”

miloveedwestwick says – reply to this

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how sad i love kirsten=[
advice says – reply to this

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!!!!!!!!!! 1st?
I always tried to ask about all things about this person.
People say it is a member on a celeb club
*** MillioN AIRE L o v e r.com ***
I came there and met my attorney bf.
It's a place to meet the rich/celebrity.
Lisa says – reply to this

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second!
Nany Micucci says – reply to this

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yayyy!! finally she gots cut off something!!!
F** uuuu drunkst LOL
ANd yayy for vanessaaa!!!

love you perezzz!! (K)
mimi says – reply to this

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WAY TO GO VANESSA…JOHNNY AND HER I LOVE!!! KIRSTEN IS UGLY…
brainchild says – reply to this

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You're an asshole. This girl does not court attention, and you continually trash her. What the hell did she ever do to you???
mua says – reply to this

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close to first BITCHES! luv ya perez!
Jinxkies says – reply to this

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3?!?!

yeah,,,,
dj says – reply to this

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come on perez… we know kiki wasnt fired.
stop hatin'!! some people like to take the high
road, instead of the lame comments-
"We think she wanted to say,
"We didn't want our brand repped by a dirty,
rehabed hasbeen anymore." some people have fucking class.
besides, you cant be a spokeswhore forever…
kirstens gorge, but vannessa should be a good change.
former fan says – reply to this

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I have this feeling that Perez isn't writing these blogs anymore. They sound lame, not as funny or witty as it once was before

What happened????!!!

He probably has his assistants or intern doing the work. This blog is going to go down soon if he doesn't change this.
Sarah says – reply to this

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She wasn't fired. Her contract just expired and she was for the Spring Collection. There's no such thing as fired as you become a spokes model for a season only or more depending on your contract.
STFU PEREZ! I hate Kirsten, but I just wanted to say..
andrea says – reply to this

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i love johnny depp he can email me at babyface_youngin18@yahoo.com
Bri says – reply to this

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I dont think Vanessa Paradis is all that pretty though…No other choices?> damn!
gina says – reply to this

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I'm not a fan of Kirsten but Vanessa????? I'm not sure Miu Miu is receiving a fair trade off here, EWWWW. Although, both fugglies do have one thing in common: nasty teeth!! Is the image Miu Miu is trying to send out to us…?
andrea says – reply to this

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14th
perez is a douche. says – reply to this

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lol@exaggeration
she was just in one of the highest grossing movies last year. and we dont know for sure yet if there will be a 4th installment of spiderman or not.

so, how in the world is she a has been?

a lot of people say that they hate the way that rehab has almost been like the in thing to do. well, i dont think that at all. I just think that since more and more people are open about going to rehab. That makes it a lot more easier for a person to accept that it is okay to go to rehab and that it is not an embarrassment.

I mean think about it….

would you rather your favorite celebrity go to rehab and try to get better or continue drinking and not get help because they are afraid of what the media might think. which might lead up to their death?

I would rather them go to rehab.

and just to clear this statement up… not all people suffer from alcoholism but there are people that do.

and yes, i know i kind of went off on a tangent, but oh well.

p.s.

i like kirsten dunst.
oh please says – reply to this

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MAYBE
HER
CONTRACT
WAS
UP
!!!
THE LINK SAID
NOTHING
REMOTELY
CLOSE
TO
FIRED
!!!!!!!
she still a dirty hasbeen tho.
janx says fuck you says – reply to this

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hey, she's got more class than you. at least she can say that, right?
reniars says – reply to this

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH KRISTEN, PEREZ!!
what? says – reply to this

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Not that I like her, but she wasn't fired. You're usually a spokesmodel for one season, unless you're Kate Moss.
perezisdisgusting says – reply to this

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This is so stupid. She wasn't fired. Miu Miu changes their spokesmodel every season. What did Kirsten refuse to talk to you at a party or something?
nora says – reply to this

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What makes her a horrrible has been? You are being a dick Perez. She is one of my favorite actresses in her age group, not to mention she is beautiful!!
cutou says – reply to this

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eeeks..that was ouchie perez but verry touche (Y)
Leah says – reply to this

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Miu Miu made Kristen look gorgeous in their ads…I can't wait to do with Vanessa . I don't think Kirsten was fired, she only represented a certain season…
sarahbears says – reply to this

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you know, you're usually right about the people you hate and mock, but i really don't hate kirsten dunst. i mean, i really have never been that fond of her, but she's not as bad as most of the retarded and/or dirty celebrities out there that you usually make fun. meh, so whatever
me says – reply to this

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I really like her. I think she is a great actress.
Wells says – reply to this

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she'll come back…a talented actress. just bad movie choices recently. she needs to get herself well and than dive into a gritty emotional role which is where she really shines.
what says – reply to this

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when designers sign celebrities to do a campaign it's usually just for one season. its not like miumiu hired kirsten dunst to be in their ads forever
I don't know..about drunkz..coz my friendz says – reply to this

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,,,aunt used to get drunk and throw knives at her poor husband. He and everyone else was scared to death of her.
I hate alcohol….
it makez certain people NUTZO….
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI want me hill/and me bill}}
Grace E. says – reply to this

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And Vannessa Paradis is a poster child for being on the straight and narrow! Both beautiful woman no matter.
doug says – reply to this

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she didn't get fired asshole
its a new season
RealityBites says – reply to this

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I met Kirsten on the set of her new movie All Good Things about a week ago. She was a friendly and lovely person. There was not an ounce of Diva in her. She was gracious to the children that were extras on the set and to their parents as well.

I am sorry you do not like her. I think if you met her and saw how nice she is, you would feel less venomous towards her.
whatever says – reply to this

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I love Kirsten. I am so glad she is getting help. Smart to get help when you need it, even smarter to know when she needed it. Love you Kirsten, always a fan.
jas says – reply to this

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thats so great for vanessa!! if find her to be gorgeous and she totally deserves this! it doesnt matter if she has a gap in her teeth.. she is hott and if someone like Johnny Depp can appreciate that then we should too~~
Shireen says – reply to this

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Yay! I love Vanessa Paradis!
lily222 says – reply to this

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Re: former fan –

You spoke my mind. Now this blog is just mean and not funny anymore …
blablabla says – reply to this

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too bad…
Kiki did a great job on their last photolayout
…
AND have you ever HEARD Paradis!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
she's AWFUL (GAWD she better be good in bed)
h says – reply to this

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"Touche"???? That is the one of the poorest uses of the word I've seen in a long time. You're touche-ing some thing that you are postulating they want to say.. You're an annoying tool.
what does sam say says – reply to this

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I'd plow her and then I'd plow her again.
Perez is a Hater! says – reply to this

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How is she a has been? Shes still a A lister dumb ass!! Shes been a star since she was young. not a lot of actors can do that.. Perez you just hate on people. Her Rehab is something very serious why are you making fun of her? A lot of people in this world go down bad roads they dont need to be reminded all the time that they are in Rehab! {Perez you are a poor soul! Soon your will fall into the line of gossip and humiliation.. If it wasnt for these celebs you talk shit about your fat ass wouldnt have a job, You are known for what? what have you done in Hollywood that makes you popular???? Hmmm?? Exactly u just write trash and kiss Madonna's ass.. so your just a nobody quit acting like your the shit cause your not.. get a life loser!
badlydrawnbear says – reply to this

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I guess Kirsten must not have given into Perez's blackmail "pay homage to me or I will ruin your career" - emphasis on pay.
fignewtoner says – reply to this

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too bad for drunkst, i think she's flawless. ahhhh, from one cokehead to another i guess.
ss says – reply to this

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She is not a has been she also made some good movies stop hating!!
I loved her ads!
sqq says – reply to this

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She is not a has been she also made some good movies stop hating!!
I loved her ads!
Perez you are a coward you love the successfull beautiful people and hate the not pretty ones who are into difficult situations.You follow the trends you have no personality you suck!!
jupiter*girl says – reply to this

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S0 stupid PEREZ. MIU MIU practicalley switches models per season…ex: lindsay lohan. ITS NOT THAT THEY'RE DOING A BAD JOB U IDIOT. WHy are u so jealous?? Perhaps because Kirsten is a serious actress and not that into your ass. Ha, your ridiculous.
Trent Reznor scorched bleeding massive chaotic love says – reply to this

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I love Vanessa Paradis. She's awesome.
Mommkf says – reply to this

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While Ms. Paradis is very beautiful, I find Kirsten Dunst to be far more photogenic. I'm sure she will land on her feet. She is still the most talented young star out there by far.
JohnnyDo says – reply to this

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Kirsten DUNCE was a cute kid, I'll even give her boneable points as a late teen, but now, she looks like a pluck chicken, and that sad face….. IT'S PLAYED OUT BITCH!
Blake says – reply to this

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How fucking stupid are you?
She wasn't fired, they change girls every season.
Miu Miu have never used the same girl/model twice.
Stop trying to start shit just because you dislike them
And STOP posting about fashion
Jo says – reply to this

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I love Kirsten. You can be such a bitch.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this

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Perez you are a molester, your sick and you may laugh at this but it is nothing to laugh at you like young boys way too much you are creepy and you despise pretty girls because those boys don't like gay bitches. I think kirsten is getting a lawyer to sue you .
Igirl says – reply to this

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Hmm… hasbeen? Does SPIDERMAN ring a bell, Perez? You know, that multi-million dollar movie franchise that Kirsten is apart of?
What The.. says – reply to this

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Perez, I love coming to your website every day, but I've began to notice something that's been really bothering me. What the hell have you ever done in Hollywood.. the only thing making you famous is talking trash about big celebrities that you wish you were. All you do is sit on your computer all day, and even talk nice about people that you used to talk trash about like.. a few weeks before.

Grow up, try another career perhaps. One that will make you feel better without constantly putting other people down..

Have you looked in the mirror recently?
w says – reply to this

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Kirsten is a better actress than Scarlett Johanson and Natalie Portman combined she is also very succesfull.
awwww.... says – reply to this

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sad…i like her!
al says – reply to this

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Vanessa Paradis is the ugliest bitch alive!!!!!!!
M1 says – reply to this

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At least she was a "has been" instead of somebody who hasn't been anything… Like YOU, Mario.
She's Really Not Worried says – reply to this

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One thing se can always say about you, Perez, is that you'll never be a "has-been", - because you'll always just be a "wannabe". Kirsten is fine and above your vitriolic comments. The "public" likes her, - so, evidently, it's just another of your personal problems with certain people.
She's Really Not Worried says – reply to this

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One thing she can always say about you, Perez, is that you'll never be a "has-been", - because you'll always just be a "wannabe". Kirsten is fine and above your vitriolic comments. The "public" likes her, - so, evidently, it's just another of your personal problems with certain people.
cloe says – reply to this

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I think Vanessa is a great choice. She is drop dead gorgeous and can carry nearly any look! Lucky girl!
herewegoagain says – reply to this

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Someday, Perez, the truth will come out about you and all these actresses\singers\models you insult and seem to despise. I bet it won't be pretty…
braz says – reply to this

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you are all PATHETIC sticking up for drunkst.. she is filming a movie right around the corner from my house right now and she is so washed up. she is filming "all good things" with ryan gosling and my friends and i went to the set to try and see him. she came out, and was STARING us down like we were there to see her and was annoyed by it… news flash sweetheart.. you are a washed up wannabe who once had a somewhat promising career but are now clinging to whatever fame you had… you'd think someone with a career like hers would welcome people but she was just a huge bitch , and we weren't even there to see her, we wanted to see the ever so talented ryan gosling. so i say say good move miu miu, get rid of her before she becomes a REAL HAS BEEN! bitch
colh harlow says – reply to this

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Perez, you are a hateful bitch that is just jealous of Kirsten's beauty!!! Just because you are fugly, fat, and miserable doesn't mean you have to take it out on her!

P.S. Fix the gap, its not attractive
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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She really should be cut some slack. Remember, she had to endure those anal probes and the other shit at the hands of Tommy Cruise.
Kanye reads this blog says – reply to this

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Haha! From snuggle tooth to gap tooth! I guess that they've had too many complaints from the dentistry association! Seriously though, I cannot belive that they would choose Vanessa over Kirstin. I guess Kirstin wasn't selling their product well.
Michelle Renee C says – reply to this

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You are so petty and sad, but still love you..Do you need a hug from a non celeb? 70th!
Richard says – reply to this

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Reading some of these comments…it's sad to see the lack of grammatical skills present in even basic English..not to mention the fact that people believe she was actually fired.

Why not put it in the perspective of..fashion always changes, and they were changing things up? You yourself hate how Kate Moss is being wrung out everywhere.

And what is this has-been nonsense? I personally enjoy her more than trash like Mariah Carey or Madonna.
tom says – reply to this

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i have all kinds of horrible things to say to you perez… just cuz kirsten might have a drinking problem doesnt mean shes a hasbeen! she gets such a bad wrap, but comeon! she played a mini-vampire AND marie antoinette… i heart her.
yep says – reply to this

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I'd bang the drunk out of her. Sorry to be all mushy but I think she's hot. Always have. Always will. She could get super fat and I'd still tag it.
Ellie says – reply to this

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get over it, people
Vanessa Paradis is gorgeous. she has a body to die for, great personality and a beautiful face. unlike the drunkst, she is a real model and looks 20 times better than her, sucks for kiki
oh and the gap makes her look different, it really goes with her face. in France its considered a lucky thing to have.
LOVE says – reply to this

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I NEED to know what color and brand her whorish lipstick is! I have to have it!
Sim says – reply to this

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That was harsh o.0
arsenal99.com says – reply to this

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has awesome tits.
dream better says – reply to this

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It's called photoshop red and you can buy it from the fine folks at adobe.com. it's kinda pricey for cock paint, but if you're into that kind of thing go for it.
pecker punch says – reply to this

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I can see the move. They're both blond but the new chick looks a bit more refined. A different kind of hot I suppose. Dunst is attractive but kind of bland in a way. Not to sound mean or anything but the new chick, who I would throw some wang boner at, seems a better fit. I'm not sure what they're selling but I'd stick my cock in it.
firefly says – reply to this

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Oh how nice. Vanessa Paradis is 1000 times prettier, a very unique beauty. Good call! (Even though I'm jealous as hell of her!)
Kristina says – reply to this

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Yay! Vanessa is so much better than Kirsten! Happy for her!
Johnny and Vanessa rule!!!
Davy from Paris FR says – reply to this

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Miu Miu has hired a new "spokeswhore" for each season : Lindsay Lohan, then Laetitia Casta, then Kirsten Dunst, then Vanessa Paradis. This is strange ’cause Vanessa is already Chanel's spokeswhore LOL
Lulu says – reply to this

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Vanessa is one ugly chick too. OMG ever look at her mouth? It's as fucked up as Kirsten's..maybe worse. I love me some Johnny Depp, but he has one butt ugly woman. Good thing Miu Miu doesn't sell dental products. But I guess they both could be like, "before" pictures.
Lola says – reply to this

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What's the matter Perez, Inc. ? Kirsten doesn't pay you to say nice thing's about her? I doubt you read your comments anymore, let alone write your entries. You're too busy pretending you're someone, with your Hollywood invites. Just remember, those "stars" you're so chummy with think you're a piece of shit hack too. Ride that gravy train boy as long as you can, because soon it will wreck and what the hell talent are you left with? Drawing cum dots and cocks on other people's photos?
kitty says – reply to this

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ouch, i know everyone including YOU P.NASTY..rags on this woman so i GUESS I AM ALONE IN THINKING SHE'S STUNNING, like a girl from another age, white skin, thin as a rail but natural & not overexercised, KIRSTEN YOU HAVE TO STOP DRINKING & PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, SORRY BUT I THINK SHE'S A DOLL, tiny bit woodden in the acting department but she can hold her own. IF SHE'S UGLY god help the rest of us.
NoddingLulzz says – reply to this

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Kirsten Dunst is awesome. She si very pretty and I doubt she was "fired", those contracts do end so they can cycle in a new face to keep media attention. So good job doing your job and giving Miu Miu attention, Perez *pats Perez on the back* Go get em, tiger!
brittney says – reply to this

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oh well kirsten dunst is fucking ugly anywayyy
Perez is a Prick says – reply to this

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You really like kicking people when they're down don't you, you fat fucking cunt!!
rose says – reply to this

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Wtf is your problem with her. She is a talented actress who is naturally pretty something you WISH you were. Get over it and leave her alone. So what, she went to rehab- at least she's trying.
pee pee says – reply to this

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Re: Richard –

Richard you have become a bitter old cunt from taking it up the ass so much. Cheer up!
cjm says – reply to this

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I forgot that you hate her too. So the list contains Kirsten, Nicole Kidman, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Anniston, Mariah Carey and speed racer. Haven't seen you write one good thing about any of them. Or any real gossip. StoptheHate. Companies change spokespersons all the time, nothing new. Sometimes they want to go with someone more anonymous. This is nothing new, but you are making a big deal about this with Kirsten and also with Nicole and channel.
tgrippe says – reply to this

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Perez, you are a classless asshole, Kirsten is a beautiful person. And you are just so full of shit. Look at all the comments, it seems like just about everyone sees through your lies about her being fired.
Meiko says – reply to this

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Wow, harsh words.
KB says – reply to this

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Has-been? Whatever, Perez. Way to hate on people with actual TALENT.
bryan says – reply to this

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um, also, they change their model every season…lindsay only did it for one as well, same with laetitia casta, camilla belle and kim basinger…
Maria says – reply to this

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You really know nothing about fashion or the industry. It's a new a season, of course they do a new campaign with a new model. Kirsten didn't get fired, she was just the face of the s/s 2008 campaign, every season has a new face. It's pretty pathetic that you claim to know fashion, when you clearly don't.
Janessa says – reply to this

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wow interesting both are ugly by the way and Vanessa Paradis is an ugly french girl and nasty looking french people should be ashamed that shes french i have many french friends and family members who are french there soo pretty compare them to vanessa girl there would win am not sure why there pick people who are ugly i mean kate moss is average not really pretty pick pretty people not ugly people pick adriana lima shes so beautiful i wish i was her
S says – reply to this

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get your facts right, aren't you supposed to be in to fashion?

she didn't get fired since this is seasonal work onlu

Miu Miu changes models each season unlike Prada and CK who likes to keep the same.. and still Prada doesn't have any contract signed with Sasha even though they use her every season

having a contract for several seasons for a clothing company is highly unusual and most models/celebs who do advertising for a brand do it on a seasonal basis
quinn says – reply to this

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perez, eff yew for dishing rehab.
Steven says – reply to this

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Vanessa's Hot
brittany says – reply to this

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why does everyone hate her and pick on her so much? her performance in marie antoinette was total brilliance! stop giving her such a hard time and leave her alone!
Sasha says – reply to this

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Yes! Paradis rocks! She's unique in a very cool way. Good choice.
Claudio says – reply to this

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"a dirty, rehabed hasbeen" Holy Shit Perez, aka fat, disgusting, celebwannabe, gives gay men a bad rep, asshole - is this not a really harsh thing to say about someone you've don't even know? What the fuck do you have against Kirsten anyways? What did she ever do to you? Has been?? She's had more success then you could ever wish to have and she has something you don't — TALENT!!!!
rachel says – reply to this

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what the heck is happening to the fashion industry.
no one uses models anymore, they use trashy looking singers.

singers need to stick to singing, and actresses need to stick to acting thats it.

vanessa's ugly as fuhh anyways.