Don't Mess With Dolly
Filed under: Howard Stern > Dolly Parton
Last week, Howard Stern and his crew manipulated recordings from some Dolly Parton audio books into stuff that was seemingly racist and sexually graphic.
Well, Dolly's pissed!
Miz Parton just released the following statement through her reps:
I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this.
And there you have it.
We love Howard, but….
We love Dolly more!
WHOO HOO!!
Ha! To Funny!
I LOVE DOLLY!!!!!!!!!
TEAM DOLLY!
i hate her boobs
Dolly rocks my face off.
under 10!
1st bitches-fabulosity
i luv me sum perez
2nd
Wow, I am so offended by everyone being so offended….can you say "free speech?" Maybe not so much any more.
7th?
2ND! x
Dolly is a gracious, classy woman. Howard Stern on the other hand…
Why is Howard Stern still around?? he is the ugliest beast I've ever seen, asid from having absolutely no talent he is an ass kisser.
I love Dolly!!! She's a sweetheart but that jerk screwed with the wrong chick. I bet Dolly has some huge claws!!
seriously no one would have taken that seriously. they do they to everyone with a book on tape. anyways that's the most publicity she's gotten in years. who even cares about dolly??
BABABOOEY to all!!!
Howard is truly mean and evil. Don't listen to him! EVER!
I love it. First
Can we Say Defamation Lawsuit?? Not that Dolly needs the money she could buy and sell Howard many times over. .but what he did isnt right. .she is a family entertainer and what if non adults heard what he said? Its all over youtube!
dolly parton rocks'z
lmaoo
xoxoxo
dolly can easily throw down
search: crazyunicorns
cunt
Who loves Howard?? Because he's popular? I cant stand the filthy mouthed slim ball. Love howard? Are you kidding?
Go for it Dolly!!! Now HER I LOVE!! Hope she gets him good. How rude to do something like that to someone like her.
I love Dolly too and Howard is done. Does anyone listen to him anymore? Done and old. Go Dolly!!
leave dolly alone
but is it me or her face is frozen way more than nicole kidman ever had ? I mean damn, looks like she just came out of the freezer. Botox much ?
That's right Perez we do love Dolly more.
it's just a joke honey, no one listening would think it was actually her. it wasn't even put together that well.
Jesus I LOVE Dolly Parton.
Howard….you messed with the wrong woman this time!! Get em Dolly!
PLEASE! Get a grip stupid hahahaha I think it's GD hilarious what they did with it and even more funny that the old bag said they edited it hahahaha no s**t reall?! hahaha we love Dolly more you're outta your GD mind hahaha pathetic!
Dolly Rocks.. Howards just trying to hold on to his fleeting career
Howard does that all the time with peoples books on tape…. Tell her to fucking relax.
20THTHT
I love me some Dolly!
You better drop your "queen of all media "catch phrase then Mr. Perez if you love Dolly more than Howard…I guess you think you are all bad ass now that you do stupid morning radio shows now!!!! You would have never been able to do that if it wasn't for Howard jackass.
Re: nikki – agreed! bababooey!
#25 - Theo says – reply to this
I love Dolly too and Howard is done. Does anyone listen to him anymore?
Does anyone listen to him anymore? How GD stupid are you? Look at the numbers Sirius has had since he signed with them and also look at the numbers before. Then how about you look at people when they have appearances on the show…..seems right after those people happen to be the top searched on Google trends….does anyone listen you are a joke at best for making that comment! Funny fact Dolly and the rest of those like her have no sense of humor….it's all a bunch of trickery ahahahaha losers!
Nobody really thinks you said that. Lighten up corn pone
Hey has been doing this sort of thing forever, Jay Leno, Ed Mcmahon,Richard Simmons… If you put out an audio book your fair game. It's in her words just in a different order.
Howard Stern is a douchebag. Always has been. Always will be.
Re: msliberry – truly mean and evil? what show do you listen to?
that comment is really unintelligent. it is not "free speech" if you take someone else's words and change them to say something bad. that is called "illegal."
Dolly needs to get a sense of humor. The bits are CLEARLY altered, cut-and-paste items. It's a joke. Get over yourself.
I'm tired of stern…go dolly!
Damn, I'd still put it in her butt!
anyone with half a brain knows that the tape was edited with "some sort of trickery"
the fact that she made statement about this will only bring more attention to it…
Re: hey hey hey –
fleeting career hahaha you're a real c licker too! Guy would have never been paid 500mill had he been "fleeting" stupid mo'fo hahaha and second they'd sign him again for the same deal and they've said it more than once……I'm pretty sure he's got a lot of life left in that career…..
how can you say you like dolly more than howard when your unoriginal slogan based off the king. as artie lange says …. homoooo
It's called satire and it's protected free speech you dumb fake titted hillbilly!!
Re: KT –
HAHAHA EXACTLY!!!
Baba booey…..
Howard does that with everybody's audio books. In fact, William Shatner was on today, and they played him some edits of his own audiobook that were atrocious. It's just a joke. I love dolly, but that is ridonkulous.
Re: Neb – IT'S REALLY SAD THAT YOU WOULD THINK THAT DOLLY COULD ACTUALLY MAKE OR HAVE MORE MONEY THEN HOWARD STERN!!!!! HIS CONTRACT WITH SIRUS RADIO MAKES HIM THE HIGHEST PAID RADIO PERSONALITY WHICH PAYS A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE THEN DOLLYS RECORD DEALS!!!!! I DOUBT THAT DOLLY COULD RENT A HOUSE IN THE HAMPTONS FOR A MIILLON DOLLARS A MONTH!!!! GO HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
Tell Dolly to build a bridge and get over it.
Bye for now…
YOU GO DOLLY!!!!!!
Re: Neb – I think you got that back words, I've never seen Dolly in Forbes. I fill like blowin my mind up!
Dolly rules, she is a nice person and Howard Stern is an asshole.
Re: yourdumb –
YOU are exactly right. .they call that Slander and Defamation. You can have free speech but you cant harm or hurt others doing it. As far as it being obvious that Dolly didnt say these things Of course. BUT on youtube there are lots of comments about "I cant believe she would say that" im sure thats why she is acting out this way. I dont blame her at all!
Re: Neb –
Dolly couldn't buy and sell Howard. Are you kidding me? You obviously have no clue about the money Howard has made over the years
Re: NIKKI –
Dolly Owns more than record Deals. .She owns T.V. production companies and Movie Production Companies along with Radio stations and Theme Parks. She is Said to be worth well over $700 million And is the 4th Wealthiest Female entertainer. .you don't see her in Forbes because her deals and comapnies arent public and she isn't forced to release them! Dont be ridiculous!
there are some lines that should never be crossed.
GO DOLLY..HOWARD IS A STUPID RACIST PIG…THE NEXT IMUS..GONE SOON
Dolly's showing her age. She wouldn't know a funny bone if a clown came along and tried to stick it in her dried out coochie. The only thing the guys did wrong was chop a tape up of a 62-year old woman who thinks she's hipper than she really is. But, come on….I'm sure that there's still plenty of stern fans out there that wish they could camp out between those enormous 10 year old boobs attached to a 62-year-old woman.
Free speech perhaps. He is a worthless piece of shit. There are some things that you just don't mess with. I mean come on he has enough slop on his show to last him his whole pathetic lifetime. I wouldn't waste my time even mentioning his name but like everyone else I don't have anything else better to do..HA!..*tosses 2 cents on the table*
SHUT UP YOU OLD BAT
Howard's an idiot! Anyone who listens to him is too. Howard has no boundaries, no respect, nothing and yet tons of people ( women) still go and listen to his BS and allow him to demean them and make fun of them at their expense,,, its insane! Dolly is classy and would have no part in that. I hope she sues the pants off of him! HAHA its howards turn be caught with his pants down!
I love both Dolly and Howard and I heard the segment she is talking about - it is CLEARLY a skit and anyone who hears it, unless they are out of their ever loving minds, can tell that it's a funny 'mashup' and not actually Dolly. She's worrying over nothing….she is a wonderful, talented lady and anyone who has ever heard of Dolly KNOWS she's not really like that!
Re: Neb –
Well considering that Howard made 500 million in the last 5 years just from Sirius I would say that Dolly is going to lose that battle. Howard has a lot more than just a radio show. he has a movie, he has books, he has his own TV channel and has had various producing credits over the years.
and please…don't confuse Howard with Imus, people actually listen to Howard. Check Imus's ratings and let me know if anyone is listening.
I hope Dolly does sue cause she will lose lose lose.
Your going to need more than 700 million to be worth more than Hampton Howie.
her audio book is public domain and will fall under parody.
Her lawyers will be smart enough to never file a law suit. watch. SHE HAS NO CASE. She can be offended all she wants, but it doesn't make it less funny.
I'm on Howard Stern's side, always!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a joke. Get over yourself they do it to many books.
She will lose this case all day long if she files. very clear cut.
1) She is a public figure; 2) Unde the fair comment rule, commentary - including parody - can be made; 3) the parody is so far out there that there is no risk that any reasonable person would conclude the matters of pardoy to be true.
No lawsuit. First Amendment 101. This is exactly what the US Supreme Court decided in Falwell v. Hustler (Larry Flynt).
Get over it dolly-Its a fucking joke!
I like Dolly a lot, but she better calm the fuck down & lighten up.
I can't STAND this guy, and people think he's so fucking smart, he's such an ass.
Before any of you go out and make a judgement on what has happened I would listen to the tapes the Perez is talking about….it is obviously a tape spliced together and in no way could be taken seriously. There is no way that anyone in their right mind would take that seriously. FYI….Howard has a COMEDY talk show, not a CNN show. Get a clue people. Also, no way Dolly is worth more than Howard…check you facts fools.
WE LOVE YOU DOLLY! HOWARD STERN IS OBVIOUSLY A DESPERATE, NO TALENT ASS CLOWN.
Howard Stern can take a flying leap inside his own asshole. Dolly rocks! I hope she sues the shit out his sorry ass!
Rush Limbaugh could buy and sell them both.
That is if the fat, bloated, deaf, blathering drug addict hasn't spent it all on drugs.
Go figure.
Fuck that frozen-faced cunt!!!! Howard Stern Rules!!!!
Go Dolly!!!!!!!!!!!
Kick that pricks ass!! I fucking HATE HOWARD STERN!!
…. but, it was SOOOO funny!
Dolly should be put to pasture. MOOOO
All of the people who are negative about Howard have obviously never heard the show. He is the furthest thing from a racist or a no talent hack then anyone I have ever seen or heard.
If you assholes don't know what you are talking about, then please shut your stupid fat, gay mouths.
And fuck Dolly, learn to take a joke you dumb bitch.
stern rules BABABOOEY!! SUCK IT DOLLY
Re: artie lange will eat you –
I will Just agree to disagree. They are both worth a ton of Money. .if she does file a lawsuit I can see that she does of some standing. I was a fan of him and still think he is funny. Im just a bigger fan of Dolly so I have to stay loyal. I did not confuse him with Imus obviously what Imus said was far worse BUT you can surely understand Dolly's complaint in that she is trying to appeal to ALL ages since she is in the works of producing a children's show. .so this could potentially be damaging.
So she has more money. She should have waited until the weekend to make this statement, it's going to been on in the morning. Who's Highpitch?
Did someone really just try to say that Dolly was worth more than Howard?
That is pretty funny. You Dolly loving idiots need to check your facts cause you have obviously been living under a rock. Howard has the most successful show on Satellite Radio. Regular morning drive radio collapsed after he left it, they lost BOAT loads of revenue and ratings. Check your facts and then get back to me.
More people listen to Howard Stern every morning than listen to Dolly all week.
I do not understand Dolly's point about her being a family entertainer.
What child would be listening to a pay service? What parent would allow their child to listen to an adult show? Those are the real questions and they aren't Howard's problems.
Furthermore, who would listen to Howard and not know what that is. Shatner was in today and they played him clips of his audio book and he LOVED it.
Boo fucking hoo. That dumb redneck can't take a joke. I mean look at her, she looks like an alien. Horrible plastic surgery. She should shut the fuck up and go back to guest starring on Hannah Montanna.
HOWARD STERN IS THE GNARLIEST, NASTY PERV. ever. ew.
& & & Dolly is a sweetie pie
A sweet person, but she should NEVER have went with that hairdo!!
Howard Stern is the most perverted, potty mouth, and talentless talk show host in radio history!
I love all these people commenting about Howard who have clearly NEVER heard him or the show before.
Get a clue and realize that you can't comment on something you have no clue about. Keep it moving.
I used to love it when she sucked my 14" python!
Re: eric the midget –
Thats so true. .but it is on youtube. .so I guess anyone could listen to it. .searching for Dolly Parton. .idk
If Howard is so nasty and bad then how come Perez goes on his show?
I am willing to bet that Howard has played more of role in Perez's popularity than Dolly has.
Millions of people listen to him because he is FUNNY. You people who have NO sense of humor need to get over it and move on.
She won't file suit, and nothing will come of it. If she is lucky Howie won't bring this up tomorrow, though I hope he DOES cause it's a riot.
FUCK DOLLY and those life rafts she has on her chest. What does all her fake looking plastic surgery tell the youth of today?
Love ya Dolly but the HS Show has hit much bigger fish than you with this same stunt and if it bothered them they simply ignored it because they had other things to do.
Bigger fish like Oprah and Bill Clinton.
Hon, get over yourself.
that fucked up Howard aways talk good about your gay ass and you going to take this old bitch that hat fagit like you what a dumb ass
wow, howard stern is such an asshole.
go dolly.
just dont see what is funny about using the N-word and child sex/porn? and if folks really do think its funny than something is very wrong with people!
Hey #11 editing some one's voice to say things they haven't actually said is not covered under free speach. Howard Stern is disgusting….Dolly Parton is one of the coolest sweetest ladies on the Planet….