Drowning Her Sorrows
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Jessica Simpson > Love Line > John Mayer > Tony Romo
Poor Jugs!
Jessica Simpson reportedly got good and wasted the day John Meyer "went public" with that thing he's having with Jennifer Aniston.
Jess was said to be very upset about John - not Tony Romo, the guy who JUST dumped her.
Romo supposedly dumped Simpson because she never really got over Mayer.
A tore up Jess dived into a 4 hour drinking session last week at Mexicali Cocina Cantina in L.A. to numb the pain she was feeling. Joining her was BFF Cacee Cobb and Cobb's boy, Scrubs actor Donald Faison.
Simpson got so plastered that she had to call her mom, Tina, for a ride home. (Thankfully she didn't drink and drive).
Cobb was reportedly shitfaced too, so she couldn't motor Jessica home. Cacee was SO drunk that she barfed under the table they were at.
Classy!
[Image via WENN.]
ohhhhhhhhh poor jessie……………….
I never liked Cacee even on Newlyweds… she seemed like a schmoe.
1st!
FIRST!
Caca eggs
money doesn't buy happiness…but I'd like to try it.
FIRST!!!!
I LOVE YOU JESSICA
meep 12th?
lovely!
and Now Ashlee is gonna get married…and is preggers.
Time for Jessica to pull a Lindsey and go Gay!
cry me a river jessica
She deserves it!
hahahahaha 1st bitch!
=)
get over it!!!
FIRST
ahaha fuck her.
dUmB bItCh..ThAtS wHaT sHe GeTs!!!hA hA hA
I wonder if she had some hot rebound sex with her daddy. Joe has a weird relationship with his two daughters. Wonder which one he prefers in the sack?
I really feel bad for her. All she wants is to be loved. The problem is that she changes her entire personality and outlook on life with each guy that she is with. She wants love sooo bad that she is willing to be whatever a guy wants just so he'll do the whole fairy tale thing with her. JESS-PLEASE DEAR-TAKE IT FROM A GIRL WHO USED TO BE THAT WAY—–BE YOURSELF, OTHERWISE, EVEN IF A GUY DOES FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND MARRY YOU….HE WON'T REALLY LOVE Y*O*U BECAUSE HE WON'T KNOW WHO THE REAL YOU IS. You are pretty, funny, and all that……..but the fairy tale is real if you allow yourself to be you and find someone who does love every bit of who that is.
first!!! I love jess
Aw too bad..there will be another sucker to take Romo's place tomorrow..
eww john mayer???
ahh nastyy
So she dumps Nick cuz she thinks she can do better. Not working out so well is it?
Pobrecita…
66th
:(
I think you meant John Mayer…not Meyer! But I can see how it was a typo since…you said Mayer later on in the news…
That goes to show that even pretty hollywood girls have problems with love which only confirms the fact that I'll be alone forever lmao!!!!!!!!
JUGGS…WE'LL BE YOUR REBOUND!
um yeah…usmagazine.com reported this first…u need to be a little faster perez
She's messed up; I'd be drowning my sorrows over tony, not that ass, mayer!
meyer???
She's fucking stupid to be crying about jon mayer, since that was over with ages ago. I would have dumped her crazy ass too if i was Tony Romo !!
JESSICA=DUMBASS!!
Another Papa Joe BS story to keep her name in the press. OMGWGAF!
I do feel bad for her… it's definitely not easy breaking up in the public eye… especially since your ex was seen partying it up with a bunch of sluts from Hooters a few nights ago. She may be ditzy and not a great singer, but I still like her.
Yeah right!! I call BS again!!!! Noone would ever have trouble getting over that gigantic loser and his manho attention seeking ways!!! That's all this loser (Mayer) needs to do is see this article. His fugly head will get even bigger and now he'll NEVER EVER shut up. Oh geez this is bad! Why Perez? Can't you please shove your tongue down his throat indefintely? I can't handle this guy, I can't!
jessica had a good husband in nick lachey, but unfortunately fame got to her head and she probably thought that she could do better….well according to her track record, she has not
Drinking for 4 hours….I call that a Sunday morning.
NO TALENT
IDIOT BITCH!
SHE HAD IT COMIN.
that's sad….
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS GIRL IS…I MEAN I'VE HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT HER BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE DOES FOR A LIVING, WHETHER SHE IS NICE OR NOT BUT C'MON FATSO…..STOP BEING SO VILE AND HORRIBLE ALL THE TIME. GIVE IT A REST…
She is stupid about men and her career why are we surprised. She is also stupid about friends and who she trusted and well everything. So honestly Perez who the fuck cares.
john mayer is soooooooooo GROSS, how can any girl want to get on that piece of fugggggggly!
wish i had her money
how funny would it had been if she decided to drive and get a DUI….would've been a classic mug shot…..Guess she'll have to re-find herself now
Why get drunk over something so stupid? Jessica is looking old these days.
All of this after her pathetic performance on ET when she claimed they were not broken up? What a LOSER! No public celebrity boyfriend = career over for her. Goodbye
I feel sorry for her!
Um Tony Romo or John Mayer? It's not even open for debate! She took a step up to Romo and never looked back. You couldn't pay me to touch Mayer! Dirty lookin, dirty dickin' sleezebag piece of shit!
jEn ShE hAd LOvE wItH nIcK..bUT gUeSS wHaT sHe ChEaTeD oN hIm..ThIs Is WhAt ShE gEtS..sHe dOeSnT WaNt tO bE HaPpy ShE JuSt wAnTs To Be A HoE!!!!
I heart her. I could make her forget John. She should come over to my place and we could lick each others vaginas. I've love her bewbs.
Oh everyone has an embarassing barf once in awhile. When young, I once barfed in my boss' wastebasket when he was out of town after an afternoon of mixing drinks. And once, in a hotel room with a pro athlete (he never knew). So cut CC some slack.
I WANT THE STD RATE OF HOLLYWOOD. THESE FOLKS HOP FROM ONE TO THE NEXT. I SURE HOPE EVERYONE IS USING CONDOMS (WELL THE ONES THAT ARE NOT ALREADY PREGNANT).
I hate sloppy drunks that barf all over!!! I hope they made her clean it up!!
classy indeed!i kinda feel sorry for Jessica Simpson although i never liked her as a singer or actress.what's the matter with this girl?maybe her father is the real reason she always has problems in all her relationships with men.
I also think all jess wants is to be loved ad i do think Nick loved her. I root for nick ad jessica to find their way back together.
I can see why men dump her. They can't stand how stupid she is and after a couple romps in the hay they run for the hills.
HAHAHA!! She's a state! What a drunken loser!
I have nothing against Jessica at all… Im pretty indifferent. But I will say this. I always used to stick up for Jessica when people made comments about how dumb she was. Although I had never seen her talk or her show Newlyweds, I assumed people were stereotyping her because she is blonde. So I would always, always stick up for her.
Then about a year ago, I finally got to see her on a talk show. I was so disappointed. The girl really is STUPID. I mean literally DUMB AS ROCKS. I was really shocked at how dumb she sounded. I've never seen such a true-blue airhead before. I actually feel bad for her.
And for all those who claim she blew it with Nick…. I eventually saw a few episodes of Newlyweds, and frankly, the guy treated her like a dumb bitch. He was always rolling his eyes or snapping at her… making her look stupid. Granted, she may be dumb, but would YOU tolerate your own husband always acting irritated with you? The man wasn't very nice on the episodes I saw. He treated her like she was a pain in his ass. So I'm not so sure she had such a good thing with him…. he seemed to degrade her constantly.
hey those margatinis are potent. had to take a taxi home from there myself once…that's what mexicali is known for, btw…getting people DRUNK!
I'd love to have her $$$. I'm glad I don't have her looks.
Jessica honey, you don't need to cry. John Mayer isn't fucking the Maniston. He is using her for publicity. He likes to torture her and then laugh about her to his friends. She's probably ordered the wedding invites, matching towel sets and a basonette already. He thinks it's hilarious, like we all do.
SAY what you want ABOUT JOHN MAYER but he obviously must have the GOLDEN D*CK cause she's not the only chick reported who cant get over him like wats her face the ugly tall lanky stick Cameron diaz was sprung on him for awhile…So go ahead John do your thing….
Re: tO JeN #20 – Wow! You really gave that caps lock a workout didn't ya? Being 13 is a real bitch isn't it?
I'm curious as to why I never hear much about Jess' singing career? Many years ago, before she married Nick and became famous, I turned on SNL and watched this man and woman duet perform a song. I was amazed at what a wonderful singer the female was… she had the most beautiful voice. When I told my friends about it, it turns out - it was Jessica and Nick (when they were dating)! I had never heard of either until way later…. so it wasn't her popularity that caught my attention. It was her beautiful voice.
Did she lose her great voice or something? People make fun of her singing career and I'm curious as to why…
Barfing under the table is SOOOO HOT!!
Why would it take so long to get over John Mayer? He's U-G-L-Y!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica states once again on her website www.sweetkisses.net that they are not broken up, the media just wants something else to talk about. She has a new mag coming out this month… she states over and over that she and Tony are in love, everyone else is just jealous! Leave her alone.
This Jessica woman is so used up, such a fatty who has to watch what the heck she eats. I remember watching that reality show she and her husband had, and when she'd walk away from the camera her jeans looked just horrible, all full in the back, just terrible, and I remember thinking "I don't think those jeans are supposed to look like that," but there she was in all her bigness, no apologies. I hope Tony Romo realizes he is a LUCKY guy to be rid of this loser.
Fame, money and those other things aside some chicks really dig a guy that can play guitar. He probably strummed a few chords while she was gobbling and he threw her name into the second verse and there ya go. It works both ways, too. Give me a moderately attractive chick that can play guitar or piano and I'm hooked. Despite his obvious douchery a guitar has a way of sometimes making you seem sensitive or some shit. Either that or she's just dumb. Great tits, though. I wanna see em.
both cacee and jessica are effin idiots!!!!!!!!!!
Cobbs' "boy"? Hey, even Texans know better than to call a Black man boy. And why is her name in boldface, anyway?
i dont really like her but i feel her pain somewhat. Poor jess *huggles*
Starting to feel bad for the girl. I think men just use her.She is so in love with the idea of love, but she needs a serious reality check.I had a feeling she never got over John and I don't think she was really all that in love with Romo. A word of advice to Jess: Be yourself and stop talking about your relationships in magazines. Glamour interview=bad idea.
Mr Hilton!!! NEVER END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION!! Ms Simpson didn't barf "under the table they were at." Ms Simpson "barfed under the table at which they were seated."
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Now put the dunce cap on your fussy little head and go sit in the corner!
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Seriously P-Nasty, if you are going to blog, at least use a spellcheck that checks the language in which you are writing your blog entries.
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That is all children, now sit with your hands folded and BE QUIET!!!
Re: Jen –
I ABSOLUTELY AGREE!
GOOD COMMENT!
Figures she's pining over the asshole who treated her like shit - DUMB BITCH!!
People give Jessica so much shit. At least she has the sense to call her mom for a ride - she has a fucking brain and actually cares about the lives of others - unlike Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan- etc who are too full of themselves to give up their keys after drinking.
You'll find someone Jess!!
This proves how stupid this bitch is. She divorced Nick for no reason. Then she acts like a Psycho with Mayer. To make things worst, she lost the best catch of her life over Fugs??? It doesn't make sense. But good thing Tony is back on the market. He was too good for that used up whore!
IT'S A BS STORY BY PAPA JOE TO KEEP HER NAME IN THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People don't be so dumb, you are being played.
APPARENTLY YOU PEOPLE CAN'T FUCKING READ!!!!!!!
Cobb was reportedly shitfaced too, so she couldn't motor Jessica home. Cacee was SO drunk that she barfed under the table they were at.
CACEE PUKED UNDER THE TABLE. NOT JESSICA.
MAYER, not MEYER
Re: Jen – IDIOT! While your advice is right, your audience is ALL WRONG! This ho-bag publicity whore HAD LOVE. Nick Lachey was so beyond good to her, and she treated him like trash. HE DID love her and accept her for who she is, and she cheated on him and dumped him for fame and money and to chase a fantasy of being with someone "better." It is not HER that needs to learn to be herself, but HER that needs to learn to let go of superficial pursuits and have some decent priorities. She's a spoiled rotten slut, who is more interested in fame and media spotlight than people's real feelings and character. She brought this losing streak on herself. Who would want to be with this high-maintenanced, self-absorbed, over-processed, uneducated, unintelligent, untalented, unethical, untrustworthy, attention-starved narcissist?! Bleh …
Four hours is nothing! Find something better (or substantial) to make a big deal out of.