Big Janet News!

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   Wow

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   first! yay can't wait

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   first

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   YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I absolutely love Janet. She is sweet, sexy as well, and is extremely humble. I have never been to one of her concerts but here that she puts on the MOST LIVE show!!!! Janet puts women half her age to shame, so I say BRAVO MISS JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   Hello! It's me, Cucumber. Oh, Janet Jackson is one of my favorite clients. She frequently forces me to insert my large, green, bumpy, ripe cucumber into her mouth, cooter, ears, nose, and all other available holes. Oh, how she screams in simultaneous pain and pleasure! One time she even brought carrots and bananas, as if my cucumber wasn't enough! Janet Jackson is a freak. She loves eating my vomit and fecal matter, too, but that only happens on special occasions. Once I made her a poo-cake for her birthday.

   P.S. I love you Perez. Please let me cucumber you.

   Cucumber

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   haha 1st

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   #1

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   That would be a great show to go see! if you are over 30. haha

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   OMG MICHAEL DOU SCREAM FIRST@!!@!@

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    fiiiirst?

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    FIRST! Yeah! We can all pay a buttload of money to watch her lipsynch all of her hits! No talent. She and Madonna should tour together. Neither one can sing.

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    omg im so excited!!!

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    YES…yall already know…the hits baby…..MS. JACKSON

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    FIRST!!

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    …*crickets*

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    5th???

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    yes!!!

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    1st!!!

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    Dude, what school did you go to where 7 is almost a decade?
    Another example of Mario's lack of intelligence!
    Dude, what school did you go to where 7 is almost a decade?
    Another example of Mario's lack of intelligence!
    Dude, what school did you go to where 7 is almost a decade?
    Another example of Mario's lack of intelligence!
    Dude, what school did you go to where 7 is almost a decade?
    Another example of Mario's lack of intelligence!
    Dude, what school did you go to where 7 is almost a decade?
    Another example of Mario's lack of intelligence!
    Dude, what school did you go to where 7 is almost a decade?
    Another example of Mario's lack of intelligence!
    Dude, what school did you go to where 7 is almost a decade?
    Another example of Mario's lack of intelligence!
    Dude, what school did you go to where 7 is almost a decade?
    Another example of Mario's lack of intelligence!

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    first

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    FIRST

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    Janet should stop going in her yoyo weight!, and star thinking of new moves, I think they are out dated and for a Jackson we still waiting for new moves, they are capable!!

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    HELL YEAH!!! can't wait for JANET's tour!

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    oh yay…no.

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    thats exciting. will she be coming down under on this tour… we're apart of america too… well in our hearts we are.
    and almost a decade…or not.
    perez your math is getting worse!
    go little diva.
    xoxox liz

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    I want a ticket. They never come to my city anymore.

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    Hey you say first i say 23 bitches!!!! i don't know if i am but half of you aren't even first :p Suck it hard!

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    I have seen her lip it to her cd before live. This CD is so done. Does anyone care?

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    OMG!! She looks SO white!! Is she doing a Mike Jackson & bleaching her skin???

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    I saw Janet last week on Camp Pendleton. FUCKING BITCH! Lip synched! Wouldn't allow pictures. During rehearsals blocked us like 500 feet from the stage. FUCKING BITCH!

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    I LOVE Janet! I have since I was little! But I never got to see her in concert…until now, hopefully…if it were between seeing her or Madonna, well, it would be HER!

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    hey perez do u know if she is travelling in australia or is just america

33. that effen pic lookz nutin like her... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ………….talk about some fake shit…………………………………
    ……….fake…………….fake………fake………..fake……….
    ……………………………………..::I want me hill and me bill}}

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    that's wicked! i saw her on that tour back in 2001. through and through she is an A++++ performer even if her music isn't always awesome she can definitely put on a great show and entertain!!!!

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    OH MY GOD. Greatest tour ever.

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    She's going on tour?? Better bring the wheelbarrow–Janet's getting FAT again!

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    Who cares about this boring has been. Judging by the sales of her last 3 albums…..Nobody. Next.

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    Janet better do something right quick…two albums in a row have tanked…20 Yrs was the worst thing she's ever done and this isn't faring any better…a greatest hits tour…why ? because the new album sucks ?

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    janet was at camp pendleton.. i'd have to say it was a pretty damn good show.. she was the first out there after hours of waiting.. she looked damn good in that uniform.. and i don't know why people are complaining for a FREE show..

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    Janet is gonna bring tha feeeeeeee-vaaaahhhhhh.
    George Michael, Janet ,Madonna and Tina.
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    Can't remember a year like this…

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    Her tours are AMAZING!!! I can't wait to see what she will bring this time…..she is the queen on the road….Madonna is tha shit too…but Janet IS IT!!! If you've never seen her….don't speak till you do

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    Redo your math - that's 6 years if she was on tour in 2001 and will be on tour in 2008. Hardly a decade, dummkopf! And she doesn't appear to be incapable of putting up with a tour. Just might be a bad choice if you are up against two other women putting on shows. But why make it sound like she's 50 and overweight?! WHy not make a real point about it instead of making it sound so dramatic?!

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    OMG when you look at her very fast she kinda looks like Tyra Banks…

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    WOW!!!

    FINALY I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

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    A diva tour.

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    Re: Cucumber –
    Your fucking sick! Get a life!

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    I Looooove J. I hope she comes back to Greenville SC again her tours are amazing!!!

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    PEREZ IF YOU ARE GIVING AWAY FRONT ROW TICKETS I AM BEGGING YOU TO GIVE THEM TO ME! If not I can pay for any row behind it, BUT FRONT ROW TICKETS ARE SOOOOO HARD TO GET!!! I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!! AHHH

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    Wow! I learned addition from Perez Hilton today. Also how to tell the truth and how to be a nice person.

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    OMG! FINALLY! HOT TOUR OF THE YEAR!!

    TEAM LO

    HILLARY 08

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    shes more ova than paula abdul so who cares. not many people will lol

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    I'd do this chick. I've never munched a darkie but it's tops on my list. Not a big fan of her nipples but I bet that snizz is sweet and tasty.

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    I'm about to wait in line right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I dont care what perez says JANET JACKSON AND HER PEOPLE are paying him to post exiting things about Ms. Jackson. Again, I am telling you, PEREZ IS BE PAYING PAID TO POST about Ms. JACKSON. you heard it hear first.

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    love it. Love It. LOVE IT!

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    thanks for the heads up perez

    i went to her last concert tour in 2001 and it was amazing….
    now i have to see if there is a fanbase ticket presale like madonna has on her site…
    i needs to be close to miss janet…….lol

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    Yeah she did a few songs at Camp Pendleton Thursday last week. FOR FREE BITCHES!!!!!!!

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    yawn…

    who wants to see old ladies lip sync on stage?

    and don't promote stupid shit no one cares about, perez

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    I hope she sings all her hits from Discipline like.. ummmm like…..

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    yay for janet! she's awesome!

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    "OMG!! She looks SO white!! Is she doing a Mike Jackson & bleaching her skin???"

    Ok, yeah, this shit is getting seriously annoying.

    MJ is a freak. We all know it. I'm no fan of his–classic music, but he's just too weird.

    But Janet??? Not a chance. She keeps it real. She is a BLACK woman. She's always been black, and if anything she's darker now than she was in the '80s. She's super cool too and really knows how to dance. Don't hate on Ms. Janet just because of Michael.

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    Didn't her album tank? I imagine that this tour will resemble KC and Avril in its need to cancel undersold shows.

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    PEREZPLS EMAIL ME WHEN TIX ARE GOING ON SALE WHEN YOU FIND ANYTHING OUT ABOUT THIS B4 U EVEN WRITE ON HERE PLZZZZZ!!! LOL ILU!

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    Re: johnny green – Yep,just like Madonna & here people are paying Perez to diss Mariah.

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    :) great DIVA show! VOTE for another DIVA… VOTE HILARY GIRLS !!! GO GIRLS !!

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    Well, i seen janet live, And i must say, ITs always the same thing only with a different wardrobe and Tour Name. We can only hope the choeagraphy finally changes and the music is mixed around or something. Other than that, Nothing to exciting about hearing this news YAWN next………..

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    Love Janet, I just don't know why she hasn't worked with any good producers and video directors in years. Her past few videos sucked and someone needs to remind her this isn't the 90s anymore. At least Madonna is smart enough to know who to work with.

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    Re: Mrs. Marine Wife Bitches! – You should be grateful she cared enough to perform.She doesn't owe ur skank ass a picture,and she doesn't need ya'll watching her rehearsals,to spoil the show.And who cares she Lip synched,Madonna Mariah and all my favorite bitches do it too!

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    I bet ya can't beat paying top dollar to see someone lip-synch. But watching a bunch of costume changes and 39 backup dancers dry-humping one another probably makes up for it. I'm not really one for shitty music but if that's your thing then by all means enjoy. Jennifer Love Hewitt has some awesome tits.

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    FUK her!!!! at her last concert 7 years ago in Madison Sq Garden, I had seats BEHIND the stage…a rip off if ever there was one…her people didn't even have the courtesy to respond with a form letter to address my complaint

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    I would pay any price to see her….she could dance circles around madonna and mariah….live performance is her forte.

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    haha aww when you say "our Perezcious readers" that is soooo nice. You're site is awesome. Love my daily, constant reads. Always ahead of the game. But if not always then right behind. Thanks Perez…you ROCK! Keep up!! Fuck the haters, but without them, this world would be boring!!!!

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    she sucks live. SAME MOVES OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
    SHE LYPSYNCHS..and when she doesn't, she's singing a ballad and THEN lets the audience sing like half the damn song.
    I'm over her.

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    "criss cross around America and the world in the Autumn"…no doubt Australia will be missed in this criss cross around the world!! I think she would be fab to see, can't wait…that is if they do decide to visit this awesome country

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    SHES A HAS BEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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    Is it sponsored by AARP?

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    beautiful skinny bitch

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    She must start touring again to earn big money! Duh! Her LAST THREE ALBUMS Flopped bigtime. It,s alarming for her part..

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    YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first the Spice Girls, which was fuckin amazinggggg, then Madonna, can't wait ta see her!!!, and now Janet!!! FUCKIN AWESOME

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    So Janet (Tyra Banks wannabe, white girl wannabe) will be opening for Madonna and Tina?

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    i would love to eat her out..

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    Who fucking cares. Her last three albums all tanked. I wouldn't pay any amount of $ to see her lip synch a medley of her greatest hits. It's been all downhill for Janet since her Superbowl titty flashing incident. Her album sales are proof of that.

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    Re: luis – Then don't come perform for us!! We're NOT a fucking promo opportunity. Don't fucking use us to get your name out there and CERTAINLY don't fucking treat us the way she did. She left and I was like 5 feet from some better and politer celebs. We complain about a free show because we weren't their opportunity to make themselves look good. Do it for the people who fight for you FREEDOM not for yourselves. Just goes to show how self centered some people are!

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    OMG I can not wait OMG OMG OMG

    thank you Perez:)

    I LOVE YOU!!!

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    Yawn. Another old bitch who can't sing on the road.

    Looking forward to Tina's tour though!!

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    Sounds like somebody (Perez) is forgetting exactly WHY Janet hasn't toured in 7 years - because her current albums were all tanking & her record company was unwilling to throw money away sending her out on tour. After all, if they can't be confident that people would pay $15 for her music, then they couldn't be confident they'd fork over $100 to go see a show - especially since Janet would never be unwilling to go into smaller venues on a tour, to cut costs for the company. Hence, the company wasn't willing to fund any tour of hers & that's why you didn't see her in 7 years on the road.

    She's with Def Jam now, and you know her cock-a-roach boyfriend was gonna pull strings to get her out there again. If JD didn't have stroke in that company, it's be the same thing all over again - a company not being willing to throw money away by funding some grandiose arena tour for an artist who doesn't sell anymore. That's perfect - throw $$$ away to fund an arena tour for an artist whose albums haven't sold in 7 years, and have her perform in half-empty arenas all over the country, making it impossible for the record company to make back its money. Gee that's good business. Comes down to who you know in this case, clearly.

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    And btw, I've been a lifelong Janet fan, but I know business & she's not making any anymore. And don't tell me that "no one sells records like they used to". Keep your excuses. Tell that to Alicia Keys, who sold 700,000+ units the first week. Tell it to Mary J., who sold 618,000+ copies the first week. Tell it to Beyonce who hits platinum in a matter of weeks of an album release. Tell it to Justin, who sold 700,000+ copies his first week. Clearly there ARE artists who still sell big numbers. Janet's just not one of them.

    Perez, glad you think this is exciting news, but the truth is that this tour is happening because her boyfriend pulled some strings. No viable company would back an arena tour for an artist that hasn't had a hit in 7 years, unless someone put in a good work. Her numbers damn sure don't. No harm intended to Ms. Jackson btw.

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    Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I can't wait!!!

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    JANET IS SO OVER!! HER LAST THREE CDS FLOPPED BIG TIME,SO HOW THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE'LL BE ABLE TO SELL CONCERT TICKETS? THIS TOUR IS GONNA BE A DISASTER FOR HER.THERE WILL BE SLOW SALES IN SOME MARKETS,CANCELLED SHOWS,EXCESSIVE LIP-SYNCING AND BAD REVIEWS.

    She needs to retire and call it a day.The world has moved on and nobody cares about her anymore.The poor sales of her last three CDs prove beyond a doubt that she's well past her expiration date.

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    I saw Janet in concert after the Velvet Rope was released. It was by far the most disappointing concert I have ever been to in my life.
    She came on stage 40 minutes late and insisted on costume changes after every song which meant there was five minute music intermissions after every song. In total I think she would have been on stage for about 60 minutes.. oh and she MIMED the entire thing.

    Never again.

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    WOOHOO!! this is awesome. but what about the aussie fans perez?! Miss Janet willl never come to brisvegas my darling. what about us?!

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    Why the fascination with these older women Perez? How about touring news about younger female artists that we can relate to?

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    This news just made my day!!! I love Janet and she puts on one of the greatest shows ever! I will be buy tickets the day they go on sale! Welcome back, Ms Jackson!

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    like wow loving a tour from her but its been yrs since her last tour when she pulled out of being ill I believe

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    her album is out of the top 100. IT'S OVER PLASTIC ASS!

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    THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES JANET IS ABOUT TO HIT THE MOTHA EFFIN ROAD!!!! GET READY TO HATE HATE HATE!!!!

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    AHHHH! I have been a Janet fan since I was able to walk! This is huge news for me, and I was listening to Hot97 this morning, and I can't wait for Perez to unleash that surpriiiseeee!

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    Counting down the days when is Janet touring in Europe.

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    Wow! I love Janet! I can't wait this is a show that my mother and I can enjoy, maybe ill take her.

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     I have not read the post but I'm sure there is nothing but a lot of haters posting negativity. All I got to say is that I've been to all of Janet's concerts since Rhythm Nation back in 1990 and SHE FUCKIN ROCKS! Y'all can hate on that girl as much as you want but you can never take away the fact that she is truly a very talented artist. I have yet to see any female artist who can touch her as far as her dancing. Yes, Paula Abdul is fierce but she does not have Janet's edge.