WTF?
Filed under: Anglophilia > Music Minute > Brooke Hogan > Girls Aloud
This better be a joke!!!!!
Her music "career" failed in the U.S., so now she's giving it a go in the U.K.!
On Friday, Brooke Hogan is scheduled to open for UK super girlgroup Girls Aloud at London's O2 Arena.
Why? Why???? WHY?
Girls Aloud is HUGE. They can pick almost anyone they want to open for them!
We just don't get it.
Why Brooke????
Maybe they were thinking: "If we get a really shitty opening act, everyone will love us THAT MUCH MORE when we go on."
Yeah, if they haven't walked out by then!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 14, 2008 at 11:00 am
i heart perez
just give up
first!
not first
I would hit that Sh$t hard!
first - yeah gutted for brooke!!
She should consider a career in wrestling ;-P
trash supporting trash, makes sense to me
i like brooke…..go girl!
Tranny Mess!
Girls Aloud aren't that liked in the uk. The only people who buy their albums are 10 year old girls, so Brooke will do just fine there.
who? and
who?
wtf is she wearning, gosh, someone get this girl a proper stylist
She looks like she's 50.
Hah, she looks like a drag queen.
tranny mess
Re: ida – if girls aloud arent that liked in uk why have they had a lot of top 10 hits? very good for a band who came out of a reality tv show. Infact, apart from Leona Lewis, who else from a uk reality tv show is still around and successful?
What the hell did Brooke ever do to you Perez? Damn, you really got it in for this family man… Lay off geez
Re: … –
TRASH SUPPORTING TRASH, AHAHAHA! HOW FUNNY BUT TRUE!!
she could be so pretty if she didn't wear such ugly and trashy clothes!
John Graziano was unavailable for comment.
Because she's American and all those stupid Brits love Americans.
Re: me – will young you dumb slut!!!!
Re: ida – And you're a dumb cunt. I just went to one of their concerts on Monday and the Arena was sold out; I only saw a few small girls in there. It was mostly teen girls, women, straight guys (you could tell because they we're with a girl and just stood there staring at the Girls Aloud with drool running down their face) and of course the fabulous gay guys (They sang along to all of the songs and wouldnt stop dancing, need I say more?) Girls Aloud are amazing and Brooke is a fucking whore. Obviously, GA had no idea who Brooke Hogan is. They we're probably told that Brooke is a huge star in the US or some shit like that.
She needs to just give up & do porn. She looks like a cheap porn actress. Really, who dresses this chica?
she's starting to look like her crusty ass mom
Girls Aloud probably only want her because she'll make them look really good!
i love this picture by the way. talk about tranny ice cream. brooke is just really sad to me. she has a semi-famous dad who has taught her how to embarrass herself. in fact, she looks like her dad about to go into the ring in this picture!
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she looks like trash!! and is it just me or is there something weird happening with her bellybutton?
SanD - HAHAHA Yeah we just love American exports such as Brooke Hogan. No really we do. Please send us more white trash. (That's sarcasm by the way, something you may not be familiar with).
Girls Aloud are shite, Brooke Hogan is shite and stuck in the 80s with that big hair. Where the hell does she even get her clothes from?
I really couldn't tell you why Girls Aloud are successful. As one of the other UK posters said - Little girls buy their albums over here. I'm not sure lyrics such as 'something kinda ooooh jumping on my tutu' really appeal to anyone above 12. Unless they're mentally retarded.
She looks so much of Stephanie Pratt from the Hills
She Looks Like a Hooker…..poor thing!!!!
give the girl a break! her brother has just gone to prison which shes probably cut up about, even though it is deserved but she will still love him and her parents have just split up, with her dad sleeping with her friend. emotional turmoil
Re: Andrea UK – HAHAHA! The only person Brooke Hogan could possibly slightly help out from GA is Nicola Roberts! The rest of them are gorgeous. They will trample Brooke Hogan. I feel bad for Brooke; She will probably get booed off the stage. Her songs have a hip-hop/r&b sound to them. GA fans don't care for that. Everyone is crazy about the techno/electric pop sound that GA have.
What a hot tranny mess that is.
Dear Brooke,
No. Just, no.
LOL they aint that huge.maybe she was cheap?or they wanted to make themselves look better by getting the trashiest, nastiest, skankiest yank they could find to warm up.Sugababes are still taken more seriously and are huge all over europe, "about you now" was a HUGE hit .All this consecutive top ten rubbish translates to second best.Number ones are what count.
it doesn't matter what she wears or who she opens up for… Brooke Hogan is the prettiest man to ever make it that far!
WHAT! I'm going to see them on the Friday at the O2 arena! I also paid extra so I could be close to the stage, now I'm going to have to endure THIS after paying extra. Not happy at all.
Perez, you fat ass, why don't you write about Britney any more? Is she suing you? Ia want BriTBrit, it is boring without her, you dumb ass.
It's all about the money…Hulk Hogan paid her in…..she can't sing but she wants to be a superstar and daddy is trying to buy her way in…THE HOGANS ARE DISGUSTING!
The real question here is WTF is she wearing in that Picture!!!!! Seriously, she looks like some trashed out ho about to walk out on the wrestling ring. honestly… she is doing a really bad britney look!
it's so disheartening when people make themselves look ugly/trashy when you can see their full potential. lol
She's just a kid, leave her alone.
That picture makes her look like a stripper.
If Brooke was a jelly donut, I'd lick the sweet filling from her hole.
i would love to lick her butthole
hot tranny mess
She looks like a total HOOKER!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't she know how terrible she looks? Does she have a stylist (or even know what one is)? If she does, she should fire him/her.
Who in their right mind would pay to see either of those? They both suck dog ass. I would rather blow mario during half-time of next years superbowl than have to sit through a couple hours of screeching from those no talents whores. That bitch needs to stay out of the hulksters closet. It baffles me how people enjoy such garbage fluff and complete shittiness? You dumb fuckers have no taste in music whatsoever. Wait, yes you do, it's just horribly awfully gay.
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Re: UKboy1 – How long have Sugababes been around for?!?! Yeah, they have been around way longer than GA. Girls Aloud are on their 5th arena tour, where most od the shows are completely sold out. How many arena tours have Sugababes had?!?!?! NONE!!! They only do theatre's because nobody likes them. Girls Aloud have had 18 consecutive top ten hits (14 top 5 hits, 3 at number 1). Sugababes have had a few more number 1's but still can't top GA performance.
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jesus crayons, what is she wearing????
-shayla[SMASH!]
She kind of looks like that amazon stripper from the first season of rock of love…
She was meant to support in Glasgow too but she got replaced by some incredibly bad, bad solo singer called Luigi sumin sumin! The Saturdays were good though and of course Girls Aloud were flaming awesome! x
she needs to focus on other things than trying to expand into different music markets..
like firing her fucking stylist?!
She looks tacky.
damn she looks really good in this shot - better than those bikini pics of her getting oiled up by her dad…
so does her family not have any more money cuz she looks like she made that dress…and she looks like a broke hooker!!
Erhh please don't inflict that piece of shit on my country!
She has the worst taste in clothes.
Re: Please keep Brooke Hogan – hmm, i agree that their fan base is mainly young girls- but what's your excuse for knowing the lyrics???
Okay, How old is she? I remember seeing an episode where her dad was insistent on her not looking like this for her first album, but I don't know I guess she is looking more like her mother these days. I don't even know her music anyway. I do not like this look at all.
STYLIST…PLEASE!
Like mother like daughter. and she needs to tuck in that slut gut.
She can suck my dick
T then
She's got huge hips. Take this off and put on something black. Pretty face, fat ass.
noooo im going to that concert too!!!!! if i see her ill post the video of her shiteous performance
she looks like a pornstar
ieeeeeeeeeew im a huge GA fan and i absolutly hate Brooke!I have no idea why they picked her!Maybe same recordcomp?Or Brooke paid GA loads?!Im clueless
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SHOULD BE GIVING $10 TABLE DANCES IN SOME SEEDY MIDWESTERN STRIP JOINT!
What the fuck is she wearing is my question? How old is she? Because she looks like a cheap playboy in that. One sleeve, cut out, asymmetrical, leopard print and airbrushing topped off with a diamond choker? Who in their right mind would think this is a good look? I don't give a damn what she'd doing, but if failing will stop her from wearing that tacky shit I'm all for it.
Perez, you always call her a tranny and I thought you were just being mean most of the time…I now stand corrected. This is a tranny mess…
She can't seriously think she looks nice!! WTF is up with her stylist.. or does her mum tell her what to wear :S!!!
Wow, after her family fell apart she really went south. I didn't know that they now had Singing Hooker Grams!
I feel bad for her, but DAMN GIRL!
Get yourself some mirrors, and fire your personal stylist!
omg she would not make it over here…………girls aloud find it hard as it is…….
GIRLS ALOUD ARE NOT HUGE………….OVER HERE……EVERYONE HATES THEM……
THATS WHY THEY HAVE A TRASHY TRAMPY MAN BEAST TO OPEN FOR THEM……..
Re: me –
UGH they are liked, actually very liked in UK. The problem is, just UK. And Ireland.. They can't be considered big Europe acts, maybe big UK act. But still.. why the heck a drag queen. lmao
Dude does anyone else think she looks like a drag queen
(no offense to drag queens) Love you P-Nasty
Too be fair Perez I live in the Uk and I quite like her music
She looks like a hooker … poor thing !
why the fuck would she wear that? why the fuck would girls aloud ask her to open? i would love to take a look inside brooke hogan's mind to see what the hell she thinks about life
if brooke wants to make it on her own like she ALWAYS says she does, why does she continue to go by the name "brooke hogan"? her last name is bollea, not hogan. hogan is her dads stage name. i don't care if she goes by hogan, just quit saying that you want to make it on your own. you are trading on your dads name. nick too.
She looks like that slutty mess Heather from Rock of Love! Seperated at Birth?
Re: GirlsAloud-er – OK…freak.They are trash, only two can dance and sing,They all look good, except for the ginger one but ppl like her all of a sudden.faceitgirlsareloudandsugabitchesmusicsucks.
Honestly, what the fuck was she thinking when she left home wearing that? She's like a female's verizon of Tarzan all over again. Wait, let me rephrase that. She looks like a freaking man. And please Brooke, please stop providing America with music, better yet, don't even provide Europe either. She's a pathetic version of a skanky Play Boy Model. Just Stop Brooke. Please?
DON'T COME TO MY COUNTRY!!!! We don't want you here!!!
sorry, but b*tch's "abs" look airbrushed on, along with that nasty orange tan. and is it just me, or are her plastiboobs lopsided? i think daddy needs to get a refund on those!
What's Girls Aloud?
The question I'm wondering is why Brooke even bothers wearing anything at all??? Why doesn't she just go naked….with the amount of tacky clothes she wears now, she's almost there. Why waste the time putting them on??!!
What a fricking joke!!!!!!!
shit im going to see them at the 02 on fri… i hope she doesnt play! ill let you know and take pics
xx
hot tranny mess.
This poor girl needs a stylist BAD. Has anyone heard her sing???? I have not but I did hear someone say they heard her in a mall singing and they were surprised she was fairly good……I'm curious since Perez bashes her all the time!
She shoul give it up an work on care packages for her douchebag brother Besides she's not even thin she's got some flub!
a cat must've been chasing a mouse around in her closet cuz all her clothes are tattered….and not in a fashionable way at all. her singing sucks and her stylist sucks. lame and boring.