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WTF?

Filed under: Anglophilia > Music Minute > Brooke Hogan > Girls Aloud

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This better be a joke!!!!!

Her music "career" failed in the U.S., so now she's giving it a go in the U.K.!

On Friday, Brooke Hogan is scheduled to open for UK super girlgroup Girls Aloud at London's O2 Arena.

Why? Why???? WHY?

Girls Aloud is HUGE. They can pick almost anyone they want to open for them!

We just don't get it.

Why Brooke????

Maybe they were thinking: "If we get a really shitty opening act, everyone will love us THAT MUCH MORE when we go on."

Yeah, if they haven't walked out by then!

[Photo via Getty Images.]



145 comments to “WTF?”

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  1. kenzie says – reply to this
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    i heart perez

  2. B says – reply to this
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    just give up

  3. alex says – reply to this
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    first!

  4. SH says – reply to this
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    not first

  5. Dude says – reply to this
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    I would hit that Sh$t hard!

  6. Cookie says – reply to this
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    first - yeah gutted for brooke!!

  7. Daisy says – reply to this
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    She should consider a career in wrestling ;-P

  8. ... says – reply to this
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    trash supporting trash, makes sense to me

  9. cyn says – reply to this
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    i like brooke…..go girl!

  10. Lindsey says – reply to this
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    Tranny Mess!

  11. ida says – reply to this
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    Girls Aloud aren't that liked in the uk. The only people who buy their albums are 10 year old girls, so Brooke will do just fine there.

  12. ding dong says – reply to this
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    who? and
    who?

  13. Sophie says – reply to this
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    wtf is she wearning, gosh, someone get this girl a proper stylist

  14. milo montcastle says – reply to this
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    She looks like she's 50.

  15. shaneo says – reply to this
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    Hah, she looks like a drag queen.

  16. beth says – reply to this
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    tranny mess

  17. me says – reply to this
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    Re: ida – if girls aloud arent that liked in uk why have they had a lot of top 10 hits? very good for a band who came out of a reality tv show. Infact, apart from Leona Lewis, who else from a uk reality tv show is still around and successful?

  18. Seriously says – reply to this
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    What the hell did Brooke ever do to you Perez? Damn, you really got it in for this family man… Lay off geez

  19. SKANK says – reply to this
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    Re: …
    TRASH SUPPORTING TRASH, AHAHAHA! HOW FUNNY BUT TRUE!!

  20. ashley says – reply to this
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    she could be so pretty if she didn't wear such ugly and trashy clothes!

  21. Joe Blow says – reply to this
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    John Graziano was unavailable for comment.

  22. SanD says – reply to this
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    Because she's American and all those stupid Brits love Americans.

  23. ... says – reply to this
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    Re: me – will young you dumb slut!!!!

  24. Lexy says – reply to this
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    Re: ida – And you're a dumb cunt. I just went to one of their concerts on Monday and the Arena was sold out; I only saw a few small girls in there. It was mostly teen girls, women, straight guys (you could tell because they we're with a girl and just stood there staring at the Girls Aloud with drool running down their face) and of course the fabulous gay guys (They sang along to all of the songs and wouldnt stop dancing, need I say more?) Girls Aloud are amazing and Brooke is a fucking whore. Obviously, GA had no idea who Brooke Hogan is. They we're probably told that Brooke is a huge star in the US or some shit like that.

  25. Deb says – reply to this
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    She needs to just give up & do porn. She looks like a cheap porn actress. Really, who dresses this chica?

  26. faun says – reply to this
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    she's starting to look like her crusty ass mom

  27. Andrea UK says – reply to this
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    Girls Aloud probably only want her because she'll make them look really good!

  28. pjh says – reply to this
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    i love this picture by the way. talk about tranny ice cream. brooke is just really sad to me. she has a semi-famous dad who has taught her how to embarrass herself. in fact, she looks like her dad about to go into the ring in this picture!
    theperfectred.net

  29. TR[I]M says – reply to this
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    she looks like trash!! and is it just me or is there something weird happening with her bellybutton?

  30. Please keep Brooke Hogan says – reply to this
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    SanD - HAHAHA Yeah we just love American exports such as Brooke Hogan. No really we do. Please send us more white trash. (That's sarcasm by the way, something you may not be familiar with).

    Girls Aloud are shite, Brooke Hogan is shite and stuck in the 80s with that big hair. Where the hell does she even get her clothes from?

    I really couldn't tell you why Girls Aloud are successful. As one of the other UK posters said - Little girls buy their albums over here. I'm not sure lyrics such as 'something kinda ooooh jumping on my tutu' really appeal to anyone above 12. Unless they're mentally retarded.

  31. j says – reply to this
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    She looks so much of Stephanie Pratt from the Hills

  32. Erin says – reply to this
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    She Looks Like a Hooker…..poor thing!!!!

  33. bumblebee says – reply to this
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    give the girl a break! her brother has just gone to prison which shes probably cut up about, even though it is deserved but she will still love him and her parents have just split up, with her dad sleeping with her friend. emotional turmoil

  34. Lexy says – reply to this
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    Re: Andrea UK – HAHAHA! The only person Brooke Hogan could possibly slightly help out from GA is Nicola Roberts! The rest of them are gorgeous. They will trample Brooke Hogan. I feel bad for Brooke; She will probably get booed off the stage. Her songs have a hip-hop/r&b sound to them. GA fans don't care for that. Everyone is crazy about the techno/electric pop sound that GA have.

  35. 3rin says – reply to this
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    What a hot tranny mess that is.

    Dear Brooke,

    No. Just, no.

  36. UKboy1 says – reply to this
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    LOL they aint that huge.maybe she was cheap?or they wanted to make themselves look better by getting the trashiest, nastiest, skankiest yank they could find to warm up.Sugababes are still taken more seriously and are huge all over europe, "about you now" was a HUGE hit .All this consecutive top ten rubbish translates to second best.Number ones are what count.

  37. jay says – reply to this
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    it doesn't matter what she wears or who she opens up for… Brooke Hogan is the prettiest man to ever make it that far!

  38. Alicia says – reply to this
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    WHAT! I'm going to see them on the Friday at the O2 arena! I also paid extra so I could be close to the stage, now I'm going to have to endure THIS after paying extra. Not happy at all.

  39. jo says – reply to this
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    Perez, you fat ass, why don't you write about Britney any more? Is she suing you? Ia want BriTBrit, it is boring without her, you dumb ass.

  40. WTF says – reply to this
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    It's all about the money…Hulk Hogan paid her in…..she can't sing but she wants to be a superstar and daddy is trying to buy her way in…THE HOGANS ARE DISGUSTING!

  41. Sandra says – reply to this
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    The real question here is WTF is she wearing in that Picture!!!!! Seriously, she looks like some trashed out ho about to walk out on the wrestling ring. honestly… she is doing a really bad britney look!

  42. biff588 says – reply to this
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    it's so disheartening when people make themselves look ugly/trashy when you can see their full potential. lol

  43. kara says – reply to this
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    She's just a kid, leave her alone.

  44. Halla says – reply to this
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    That picture makes her look like a stripper.

  45. longduckdong says – reply to this
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    If Brooke was a jelly donut, I'd lick the sweet filling from her hole.

  46. joe says – reply to this
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    i would love to lick her butthole

  47. Djouher says – reply to this
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    hot tranny mess

  48. lmo says – reply to this
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    She looks like a total HOOKER!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't she know how terrible she looks? Does she have a stylist (or even know what one is)? If she does, she should fire him/her.

  49. ibk says – reply to this
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    Who in their right mind would pay to see either of those? They both suck dog ass. I would rather blow mario during half-time of next years superbowl than have to sit through a couple hours of screeching from those no talents whores. That bitch needs to stay out of the hulksters closet. It baffles me how people enjoy such garbage fluff and complete shittiness? You dumb fuckers have no taste in music whatsoever. Wait, yes you do, it's just horribly awfully gay.

  50. no says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHA GirlsAloud is NOT huge, you idiot.

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  51. uhih says – reply to this
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  52. 8hi says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHA GirlsAloud is NOT huge, you idiot.

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  53. uhuh says – reply to this
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  54. okolol says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHA GirlsAloud is NOT huge, you idiot.

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  55. GirlsAloud-er says – reply to this
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    Re: UKboy1 – How long have Sugababes been around for?!?! Yeah, they have been around way longer than GA. Girls Aloud are on their 5th arena tour, where most od the shows are completely sold out. How many arena tours have Sugababes had?!?!?! NONE!!! They only do theatre's because nobody likes them. Girls Aloud have had 18 consecutive top ten hits (14 top 5 hits, 3 at number 1). Sugababes have had a few more number 1's but still can't top GA performance.

  56. lok9j9 says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHA GirlsAloud is NOT huge, you idiot.

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  58. shayla says – reply to this
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    jesus crayons, what is she wearing????
    -shayla[SMASH!]

  59. MMC says – reply to this
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    She kind of looks like that amazon stripper from the first season of rock of love…

  60. Jen says – reply to this
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    She was meant to support in Glasgow too but she got replaced by some incredibly bad, bad solo singer called Luigi sumin sumin! The Saturdays were good though and of course Girls Aloud were flaming awesome! x

  61. tallytastic says – reply to this
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    she needs to focus on other things than trying to expand into different music markets..

    like firing her fucking stylist?!

  62. Frida says – reply to this
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    She looks tacky.

  63. deredeo says – reply to this
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    damn she looks really good in this shot - better than those bikini pics of her getting oiled up by her dad…

  64. shay says – reply to this
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    so does her family not have any more money cuz she looks like she made that dress…and she looks like a broke hooker!!

  65. Eve says – reply to this
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    Erhh please don't inflict that piece of shit on my country!

  66. christi says – reply to this
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    She has the worst taste in clothes.

  67. brit says – reply to this
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    Re: Please keep Brooke Hogan – hmm, i agree that their fan base is mainly young girls- but what's your excuse for knowing the lyrics???

  68. Molli says – reply to this
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    Okay, How old is she? I remember seeing an episode where her dad was insistent on her not looking like this for her first album, but I don't know I guess she is looking more like her mother these days. I don't even know her music anyway. I do not like this look at all.

  69. lg says – reply to this
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    STYLIST…PLEASE!

  70. chels says – reply to this
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    Like mother like daughter. and she needs to tuck in that slut gut.

  71. brooke bitch says – reply to this
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    She can suck my dick
    T then

  72. She's big boned says – reply to this
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    She's got huge hips. Take this off and put on something black. Pretty face, fat ass.

  73. harry says – reply to this
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    noooo im going to that concert too!!!!! if i see her ill post the video of her shiteous performance

  74. Jen says – reply to this
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    she looks like a pornstar

  75. Julia says – reply to this
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    ieeeeeeeeeew im a huge GA fan and i absolutly hate Brooke!I have no idea why they picked her!Maybe same recordcomp?Or Brooke paid GA loads?!Im clueless

  76. Amazing T! says – reply to this
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    SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SHOULD BE GIVING $10 TABLE DANCES IN SOME SEEDY MIDWESTERN STRIP JOINT!

  77. amanda says – reply to this
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    What the fuck is she wearing is my question? How old is she? Because she looks like a cheap playboy in that. One sleeve, cut out, asymmetrical, leopard print and airbrushing topped off with a diamond choker? Who in their right mind would think this is a good look? I don't give a damn what she'd doing, but if failing will stop her from wearing that tacky shit I'm all for it.

  78. kimpossibly says –