You Know You Want One!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Teddy Hilton
Woof woof!!!!!!
By popular demand….
We are now selling Teddy Hilton t-shirts!!!!!!!
How freakin' cute are these????
Our baby is a superstar! He's honestly the most awesome dog on the planet.
And you can now have a piece of him!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
Posted: May 14, 2008 at 10:00 am
I hope you're going to donate at least part of the proceeds to charity. This site is getting to be too much about you, Perez. Cut back on the self promotion.
top 5!!!!
UGH I DONT LIKE TEDDY THAT MUCH!!! HAHA HE IS CUTE BUT DANG!!
whateverrrrr
FIRST
HE WAS CUTER WHEN HE WAS SMALL
ummm no thanks………………
You hypocritic money grubbing whore. This is the same shit that you use to make fun of other people. Now all you need to do is post a picture of yourself with come dripping out of your mouth. You are one seriously disgusting human being. I used to read your blog for a laugh, but no longer. I'll find my entertainment elsewhere.
2nd
{{{{{{ perez…so cute honeybabe…..}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
zzzzzzzzz I want that dog…and that shirt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
whoz replacing al sharpton when he becumz a prizonbitch?????
hey lawzy dude….
give me your 411 on it…..
either obama or Rev. Wright..g/d/america…….
has to be able to yell and talk he azz thru anything…
Perez, this is pathetic and so are you.
Thats Pathetic, Come ON PEREZ
Perez, stop.
Teddy is no longer cute. He was cute when he was smaller, but now he looks funny. A large body with a small type of dogs face. He's not cute, and neither is your over zealous self advertisements
Everybody knows you're 'screwin' the pooch' Perez. Teddy howls in terror whenever your chubby, stale-sweat-smelling body comes into the room. Leave that dog alone!!!!!
Ditto to #2 Deborah. It's not about YOU Perez.
Perez, enough self promotion…it's making us all sick. You are losing sight on what your purpose is. Stop doing these lame things like trying to sell a pathetic 'Teddy Hilton' shirt. It screams desparation. Get over yourself!
why does this dickhead think anyone gives a shit about his dog?
I agree with Deborah comment #2 knock it off
stop exploiting your fucking dog for money you idiot
Bad idea.
OMG ! Perez, you have really gone over the edge here. Who the hell needs to buy a t-shirt of your dog ? Way too much ! I see you sold out to money. My God Perez, it sucks. Get a clue……………….
Perez, you're really erasing comments fro ppeople that play out your dog? LMAO…Are you serious? Honey, let it go.
Teddy is not that cute anymore, he looks deformed, and you are getting way too greedy…let it go.
Never would I wear it… If that is representative to your collection - I say barf! Did Lauren or Heidi help you design that peace of trash??
Perez is a fat whore. jesus i can not wait until your 15 min are up… i predict you will be a nobody within 7 months or so…. people are so sick of you.
lol what am i talking about, you are a nobody NOW ugly and worthless constantly selling shit to stupid idiots so they can take pictures of themselves and send to you. you suck. your site is really starting to suck. go fuck yourself
I would be more impressed if you gave a portion of the proceeds to an animal charity. You have been posting alot of good causes for us to donate to…. so why not start a good causeof your own?
STOP PIMPIN' UR DOG
this should definitely go to charity — especially since you post so many charities o your site for us to donate to
Wow, that is pretty lame. You let us know how those sales go. Your ego is getting bigger than your body.
Whats the point of everyone coming on here to dog on perez???? If you were so high and mighty and better then "Perez" then be the bigger person and keep your mouth shut. do you really think Perez gives a shit about what you have to say?? Its pathetic that people can sit on here and talk so much shit about someone, Get a life people. If you didnt like Perez then stop coming to his site. Morons
what retard would wear a t-shirt like that? oh yeah I forgot, Americans would.
Mario, this t shirt business is going to be one of the many nails on your coffin. Nobody gives a shit about this mutt. You have "officially" crossed the line. You need to stop soon or you will lose more readers. This is a blog. You are not a celebrity, never will be. YOU HAVE NO SOUL. Your clothing "collection" will wind up in the 99 cent bin along with your buddy Parasite Hilton. Save the money youve made thus far…you will need it to pay your rent. Tick, tock……………………………….
that shit is ugly LOL looks like someone wore it and not in a good way.
Yes! I have a dog named Teddy who looks just like him, I'm getting one for sure. I just wish it said something like "I Love Teddy"
for losers only
That's tacky and well just plain sad.
Aw, I've never bought a shirt on here before, but I would totally buy this one. As a recent pet owner myself you simply fall in love with them and I can tell you love Teddy to pieces.
Why not market him. That pup knows how to work it.
damn perez theres alot of haters.if you dont like the shirts then dont buy one and quit coming to HIS site everyday just to bash on him. make a friend and get a life.
Perez - How much of the profits are you donating the charity?
I can't wait to see someone walk down the street with this on…so I can laugh my ass off at them for wasting their money!
P.S. Still love the site
Sincerely…an addict!
Oh for God sakes, how bloody ridiculous. You know what? If the proceeds were going to charity, maybe this would work, especially with all the bloody self-serving donate to a worthy cause posts he makes.
Re: Stacy – the sad part it he probably reads these comments and cries himself to sleep every night. All people who want to be "celebs" care about what people think. If they didn't they wouldn't care to be in the public eye.
OMG YAY! Team Teddy!
LOL!! Your dog ain't that cute, fat boy. Would I buy one? Not a chance in hell will you get one penny of my money. Go fuck yourself, Perez.
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!!
YOU ARE SO INTO YOURSELF AND YOUR SHITTY DOG PEREZ!!!
EW I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE AS UGLY AS YOU IS SO FULL OF HIS SELF!!
FUCK OFF! YOUR DOG IS JUST A DOG, NOTHING MORE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
moronic. and that's what we come here for. to see a moron at work.
Stop hawking your "ugly Teddy" tees! Teddy hasn't been cute since he was three weeks old.
You'd sell the blouse off your mother's back just to make a buck!!!! Have some strength of character man. This is getting sad.
are you just trying to recoup some of the money you spent to buy it….? You should have adopted!!!!
SO CUTE! I can't wait to get me one.
You should donate proceeds to animal shelters or osmething like that!
You should also get some spam plugin for your blog (I'm assuming you use WordPress or something like that?). People are making way too many hitpoints from Google PageRanks by posting spam comments on your entries.
Fuck off, your dog isn't even that cute. Get over yourself.
whoring your baby out much, perez?
whats next voting republican you "pinche cavacho" you used to be great funny and a very much real outsider now your one of them ….. how r u gonna pimp out the only real companion you have you fuking douche you fat loser what did teddy do to you ima call you the "perez lohan " just like dana lohan pimpin out her fam u fuk face and you still have a double chin fatty
While Teddy is cute and all, MY DOG is the coolest dog on the planet…sorry!
That fucking hairy filth ball is gross!!! And your dog is ugly too.
hi. my name is perez. i think i am the greatest thing ever. UPDATE…perez, you are a douche. no one likes your retarded dog. of course you had to pick out a dog uglier than yourself because you have some weird idea that people like you. we come here to see how much of a douchebag you have become and to make fun of you.
Perez, I was going to happily buy one of your shirts but you be hating on the big people with your sizes…:(
lol this is as stupid as when you make fun of people for being ugly then attack them for getting plastic surgery ?
You so conceded.. why would anyone want to wear a shirt with your dog on it?
ew get over yourself.
If I see aynone wearing this stupid shirt, I will punch them. Way to make more cash Perez.
You should donate all the money to these charities you post about all the time.
AWWWW!! I LUV TEDDY! I AM ORDERING ONE OF EACH!
are you kidding? who do you think you are? real fashionistas wouldnt be caught dead in that rag.
i can't believe you delete all the "bad" comments. youre truly disgusting & those shirts still look like shit.
That T-Shirt is too cute. However the other dog should bite your ankles for forgetting him! Poor thing, I will have to adopt him so he feels some love. Maybe even dye his hair pink with beet juice.
perez, my friend. follow your site religiously but come on. i have five dogs and every one of them is cuter than teddy.
If you order this cheap thoughtless ugly horranus fashion….you:
A)Live in the midwest
B)Are most likely a lost republican who is hated by her own father
C)Asking to be gay bashed
If I was Perez, I would be seriously worried about a lawsuit from Adidas due to the three stripes on the sleeves.
PUT TEDDY TO DOWN!
PUT TEDDY TO DOWN!
PUT TEDDY TO DOWN!
PUT TEDDY TO DOWN!
Obviously you have never met my dog, Cooper. He is the best dog in the world. Hello!
That's so lame.
haha your dog is so fucking ugly now - i like dogs but like humans there are cute and fugly dogs… and 'teddy' (which is a gay ass name for a dog) is one of those fugly ass dogs…
Nope…not wanting one. But if you put Regan's picture on one, I'd buy that!! Regan is the greatest ChiliDog (chihuahua/dachsund) in the universe!!! And way cuter than Teddy.
And besides…the artwork is really really bad.
OH BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perez- you've hit an all-time low.
Only ugly, fat chicks from the midwest and lonely tweens will buy these pathetic shirts and of course in about 2 weeks, Perez will highlight them on this site…
TEDDYHOLIC is Lame.
How about just plain marketing the shit out of your dog with the picture and the Name Teddy. Less is always better, you should know that. I would never buy the current version yoiu have created.
Back of the shirt reads, "Help! Save me from licking the peanut butter out of Perez' hairy asshole!!!"
I REGRET TO INFORM ALL MY READERS THAT TEDDY HAS DIED AND I HAVE NOW EATEN HIM ON MY NEW HIGH PROTEIN DIET.
OF COURSE IN LIGHT OF TEDDY'S PASSING THE PRICE OF THE T-SHIRTS HAS QUADRUPELED.
HOWEVER AS MY LOYAL READERS ALREADY KNOW I AM NOW WHORING MY MOTHER AROUND THIS SITE SO YOU WILL SOON BE ABLE TO BUY UNIMAGINATIVE AND UNATTRACTIVE "PEREZ'S PUTA…SORRY I MEAN MOTHER" T-SHIRTS.
I REGRET TO INFORM ALL MY READERS THAT TEDDY HAS DIED AND I HAVE NOW EATEN HIM ON MY NEW HIGH PROTEIN DIET.
OF COURSE IN LIGHT OF TEDDY'S PASSING THE PRICE OF THE T-SHIRTS HAS QUADRUPELED.
HOWEVER AS MY LOYAL READERS ALREADY KNOW I AM NOW WHORING MY MOTHER AROUND THIS SITE SO YOU WILL SOON BE ABLE TO BUY UNIMAGINATIVE AND UNATTRACTIVE "PEREZ'S PUTA…SORRY I MEAN MOTHER" T-SHIRTS..
teddy is way cuter then tinkerbel