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You Know You Want One!

Filed under: Personally Perez > Teddy Hilton

Woof woof!!!!!!

By popular demand….

We are now selling Teddy Hilton t-shirts!!!!!!!

How freakin' cute are these????

Our baby is a superstar! He's honestly the most awesome dog on the planet.

And you can now have a piece of him!

CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!
CLICK HERE to order your Teddy Hilton tees today!!!!!!

Posted: May 14, 2008 at 10:00 am

110 comments to “You Know You Want One!”

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Deborah says – reply to this

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I hope you're going to donate at least part of the proceeds to charity. This site is getting to be too much about you, Perez. Cut back on the self promotion.
w says – reply to this

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top 5!!!!
MAR says – reply to this

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UGH I DONT LIKE TEDDY THAT MUCH!!! HAHA HE IS CUTE BUT DANG!!
hoe says – reply to this

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whateverrrrr
alex lusis says – reply to this

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FIRST
MAR says – reply to this

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HE WAS CUTER WHEN HE WAS SMALL
Amerz says – reply to this

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ummm no thanks………………
Holy Crap! says – reply to this

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You hypocritic money grubbing whore. This is the same shit that you use to make fun of other people. Now all you need to do is post a picture of yourself with come dripping out of your mouth. You are one seriously disgusting human being. I used to read your blog for a laugh, but no longer. I'll find my entertainment elsewhere.
surah says – reply to this

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2nd
{WestVirginia Rokz...itz hillary bitchez...} says – reply to this

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{{{{{{ perez…so cute honeybabe…..}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

zzzzzzzzz I want that dog…and that shirt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

whoz replacing al sharpton when he becumz a prizonbitch?????

hey lawzy dude….
give me your 411 on it…..
either obama or Rev. Wright..g/d/america…….
has to be able to yell and talk he azz thru anything…
choonty says – reply to this

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Perez, this is pathetic and so are you.
SAMMI says – reply to this

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Thats Pathetic, Come ON PEREZ
Glim says – reply to this

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Perez, stop.

Teddy is no longer cute. He was cute when he was smaller, but now he looks funny. A large body with a small type of dogs face. He's not cute, and neither is your over zealous self advertisements
highlander says – reply to this

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Everybody knows you're 'screwin' the pooch' Perez. Teddy howls in terror whenever your chubby, stale-sweat-smelling body comes into the room. Leave that dog alone!!!!!
Ditto says – reply to this

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Ditto to #2 Deborah. It's not about YOU Perez.
choonty says – reply to this

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Perez, enough self promotion…it's making us all sick. You are losing sight on what your purpose is. Stop doing these lame things like trying to sell a pathetic 'Teddy Hilton' shirt. It screams desparation. Get over yourself!
Patricia Morgan says – reply to this

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why does this dickhead think anyone gives a shit about his dog?
canadian says – reply to this

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I agree with Deborah comment #2 knock it off
heather says – reply to this

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stop exploiting your fucking dog for money you idiot
runnergal says – reply to this

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Bad idea.
chitown lady says – reply to this

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OMG ! Perez, you have really gone over the edge here. Who the hell needs to buy a t-shirt of your dog ? Way too much ! I see you sold out to money. My God Perez, it sucks. Get a clue……………….
LK says – reply to this

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Perez, you're really erasing comments fro ppeople that play out your dog? LMAO…Are you serious? Honey, let it go.
Teddy is not that cute anymore, he looks deformed, and you are getting way too greedy…let it go.
sille says – reply to this

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Never would I wear it… If that is representative to your collection - I say barf! Did Lauren or Heidi help you design that peace of trash??
perez is a whore says – reply to this

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Perez is a fat whore. jesus i can not wait until your 15 min are up… i predict you will be a nobody within 7 months or so…. people are so sick of you.
lol what am i talking about, you are a nobody NOW ugly and worthless constantly selling shit to stupid idiots so they can take pictures of themselves and send to you. you suck. your site is really starting to suck. go fuck yourself
amber says – reply to this

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I would be more impressed if you gave a portion of the proceeds to an animal charity. You have been posting alot of good causes for us to donate to…. so why not start a good causeof your own?
hm says – reply to this

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STOP PIMPIN' UR DOG
dk says – reply to this

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this should definitely go to charity — especially since you post so many charities o your site for us to donate to
dick sucker says – reply to this

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Wow, that is pretty lame. You let us know how those sales go. Your ego is getting bigger than your body.
Stacy says – reply to this

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Whats the point of everyone coming on here to dog on perez???? If you were so high and mighty and better then "Perez" then be the bigger person and keep your mouth shut. do you really think Perez gives a shit about what you have to say?? Its pathetic that people can sit on here and talk so much shit about someone, Get a life people. If you didnt like Perez then stop coming to his site. Morons
v says – reply to this

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what retard would wear a t-shirt like that? oh yeah I forgot, Americans would.
mischa says – reply to this

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Mario, this t shirt business is going to be one of the many nails on your coffin. Nobody gives a shit about this mutt. You have "officially" crossed the line. You need to stop soon or you will lose more readers. This is a blog. You are not a celebrity, never will be. YOU HAVE NO SOUL. Your clothing "collection" will wind up in the 99 cent bin along with your buddy Parasite Hilton. Save the money youve made thus far…you will need it to pay your rent. Tick, tock……………………………….
eww says – reply to this

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that shit is ugly LOL looks like someone wore it and not in a good way.
Sarah says – reply to this

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Yes! I have a dog named Teddy who looks just like him, I'm getting one for sure. I just wish it said something like "I Love Teddy"
j says – reply to this

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for losers only
Ew says – reply to this

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That's tacky and well just plain sad.
Lee says – reply to this

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Aw, I've never bought a shirt on here before, but I would totally buy this one. As a recent pet owner myself you simply fall in love with them and I can tell you love Teddy to pieces.

Why not market him. That pup knows how to work it.
yo says – reply to this

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damn perez theres alot of haters.if you dont like the shirts then dont buy one and quit coming to HIS site everyday just to bash on him. make a friend and get a life.
Yuck says – reply to this

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Perez - How much of the profits are you donating the charity?
Mir says – reply to this

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I can't wait to see someone walk down the street with this on…so I can laugh my ass off at them for wasting their money!
P.S. Still love the site
Sincerely…an addict!
dan says – reply to this

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Oh for God sakes, how bloody ridiculous. You know what? If the proceeds were going to charity, maybe this would work, especially with all the bloody self-serving donate to a worthy cause posts he makes.
Patricia Morgan says – reply to this

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Re: Stacy – the sad part it he probably reads these comments and cries himself to sleep every night. All people who want to be "celebs" care about what people think. If they didn't they wouldn't care to be in the public eye.
court says – reply to this

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OMG YAY! Team Teddy!
Milk Man says – reply to this

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LOL!! Your dog ain't that cute, fat boy. Would I buy one? Not a chance in hell will you get one penny of my money. Go fuck yourself, Perez.
SHEA says – reply to this

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DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!!

YOU ARE SO INTO YOURSELF AND YOUR SHITTY DOG PEREZ!!!

EW I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE AS UGLY AS YOU IS SO FULL OF HIS SELF!!
fuckyoudickhead says – reply to this

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FUCK OFF! YOUR DOG IS JUST A DOG, NOTHING MORE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
sam-n-ella says – reply to this

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moronic. and that's what we come here for. to see a moron at work.
Yep I said it says – reply to this

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Stop hawking your "ugly Teddy" tees! Teddy hasn't been cute since he was three weeks old.
believer says – reply to this

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You'd sell the blouse off your mother's back just to make a buck!!!! Have some strength of character man. This is getting sad.
J says – reply to this

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are you just trying to recoup some of the money you spent to buy it….? You should have adopted!!!!
Aimée says – reply to this

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SO CUTE! I can't wait to get me one. You should donate proceeds to animal shelters or osmething like that!

You should also get some spam plugin for your blog (I'm assuming you use WordPress or something like that?). People are making way too many hitpoints from Google PageRanks by posting spam comments on your entries.
Sara says – reply to this

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Fuck off, your dog isn't even that cute. Get over yourself.
Kate says – reply to this

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whoring your baby out much, perez?
perez a sellout says – reply to this

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whats next voting republican you "pinche cavacho" you used to be great funny and a very much real outsider now your one of them ….. how r u gonna pimp out the only real companion you have you fuking douche you fat loser what did teddy do to you ima call you the "perez lohan " just like dana lohan pimpin out her fam u fuk face and you still have a double chin fatty
Vanessa says – reply to this

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While Teddy is cute and all, MY DOG is the coolest dog on the planet…sorry!
reggie says – reply to this

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That fucking hairy filth ball is gross!!! And your dog is ugly too.
will says – reply to this

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hi. my name is perez. i think i am the greatest thing ever. UPDATE…perez, you are a douche. no one likes your retarded dog. of course you had to pick out a dog uglier than yourself because you have some weird idea that people like you. we come here to see how much of a douchebag you have become and to make fun of you.
Megan says – reply to this

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Perez, I was going to happily buy one of your shirts but you be hating on the big people with your sizes…:(
alex says – reply to this

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lol this is as stupid as when you make fun of people for being ugly then attack them for getting plastic surgery ?

You so conceded.. why would anyone want to wear a shirt with your dog on it?

ew get over yourself.
ANNS says – reply to this

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If I see aynone wearing this stupid shirt, I will punch them. Way to make more cash Perez.

You should donate all the money to these charities you post about all the time.
aquaboogie says – reply to this

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AWWWW!! I LUV TEDDY! I AM ORDERING ONE OF EACH!
of course says – reply to this

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are you kidding? who do you think you are? real fashionistas wouldnt be caught dead in that rag.
of course says – reply to this

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i can't believe you delete all the "bad" comments. youre truly disgusting & those shirts still look like shit.
jimkhm says – reply to this

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That T-Shirt is too cute. However the other dog should bite your ankles for forgetting him! Poor thing, I will have to adopt him so he feels some love. Maybe even dye his hair pink with beet juice.
deb says – reply to this

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perez, my friend. follow your site religiously but come on. i have five dogs and every one of them is cuter than teddy.
James says – reply to this

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If you order this cheap thoughtless ugly horranus fashion….you:
A)Live in the midwest
B)Are most likely a lost republican who is hated by her own father
C)Asking to be gay bashed
Shenanigan says – reply to this

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If I was Perez, I would be seriously worried about a lawsuit from Adidas due to the three stripes on the sleeves.
Fjfjglkdjfgldfkjglfdkjgalskjdgs says – reply to this

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PUT TEDDY TO DOWN!

PUT TEDDY TO DOWN!

PUT TEDDY TO DOWN!

PUT TEDDY TO DOWN!
Kait says – reply to this

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Obviously you have never met my dog, Cooper. He is the best dog in the world. Hello!
Wtf says – reply to this

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That's so lame.
Jenn says – reply to this

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haha your dog is so fucking ugly now - i like dogs but like humans there are cute and fugly dogs… and 'teddy' (which is a gay ass name for a dog) is one of those fugly ass dogs…
Regan says – reply to this

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Nope…not wanting one. But if you put Regan's picture on one, I'd buy that!! Regan is the greatest ChiliDog (chihuahua/dachsund) in the universe!!! And way cuter than Teddy.
Regan says – reply to this

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And besides…the artwork is really really bad.
Revolta says – reply to this

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OH BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perez- you've hit an all-time low.
Bev Hills says – reply to this

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Only ugly, fat chicks from the midwest and lonely tweens will buy these pathetic shirts and of course in about 2 weeks, Perez will highlight them on this site…
Shane says – reply to this

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TEDDYHOLIC is Lame.

How about just plain marketing the shit out of your dog with the picture and the Name Teddy. Less is always better, you should know that. I would never buy the current version yoiu have created.
Perez is STR8 says – reply to this

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Back of the shirt reads, "Help! Save me from licking the peanut butter out of Perez' hairy asshole!!!"
TEDDY HAS JUST DIED says – reply to this

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I REGRET TO INFORM ALL MY READERS THAT TEDDY HAS DIED AND I HAVE NOW EATEN HIM ON MY NEW HIGH PROTEIN DIET.

OF COURSE IN LIGHT OF TEDDY'S PASSING THE PRICE OF THE T-SHIRTS HAS QUADRUPELED.

HOWEVER AS MY LOYAL READERS ALREADY KNOW I AM NOW WHORING MY MOTHER AROUND THIS SITE SO YOU WILL SOON BE ABLE TO BUY UNIMAGINATIVE AND UNATTRACTIVE "PEREZ'S PUTA…SORRY I MEAN MOTHER" T-SHIRTS.
TEDDY HAS JUST DIED says – reply to this

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I REGRET TO INFORM ALL MY READERS THAT TEDDY HAS DIED AND I HAVE NOW EATEN HIM ON MY NEW HIGH PROTEIN DIET.

OF COURSE IN LIGHT OF TEDDY'S PASSING THE PRICE OF THE T-SHIRTS HAS QUADRUPELED.

HOWEVER AS MY LOYAL READERS ALREADY KNOW I AM NOW WHORING MY MOTHER AROUND THIS SITE SO YOU WILL SOON BE ABLE TO BUY UNIMAGINATIVE AND UNATTRACTIVE "PEREZ'S PUTA…SORRY I MEAN MOTHER" T-SHIRTS..
Enya says – reply to this

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teddy is way cuter then tinkerbel
bebe says – reply to this

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Someone — anyone — please call the Animal Rescue League on this idiot. He should lose that dog for all the pimping he does.
Chase says – reply to this

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CUTE! PEREZ, YOU NEED TO SELL MATERNITY T'S & TANKS WITH SOMETHING LIKE "P-NASTY'S MA BABY DADDY!" ON IT. THEY'D SELL LIKE HOTCAKES…. TRUST ME!!!!!
GG says – reply to this

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That dog is ugly, Who the hell would actually wear one?????
seriously says – reply to this

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Who buys this shit??!!
The Dog Trainer says – reply to this

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WHAT A HYPOCRITE!! Just a week ago you were posting anti puppymill crap, now you're making a t-shirt that promotes your scrubby ass designer dog whose mother probably lives in her own filth in some puppy mill. Gratz, you paid four figures for a mutt, asshat.

www.petstorecruelty.org
Monkey see Monkey(perez) do says – reply to this

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Holy Crap! is right!! you and everyone is all the same… but guy, your clothes seriously needs to not have your face/name on it.. thats just fug.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, you should donate the proceeds to animal shelters or one of the charities you put on here.
ro says – reply to this

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Hahahahahaha. You silly stupid "man". "teddyholic". Check me into rehab I can't control my teddy addiction. Dumb ass. No one cares about your stupid little dog.
SeSkIIIZ says – reply to this

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yoo wassupp.
perez huni ur dog is reali gawwjuzz i juuzz thnk ur takn abit too far
i lovv readn ur site fo gossip ect.
bt now ur pimpin ur dog
it arnt gOod hun, u shOuld jus focus on ur site. ilove teddy hilton bt i wudnt pay this tOp.! bye bye xo
Perez is a mean old queen says – reply to this

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If a wear a T-shirt with a pet on it - it will be MY OWN FUcKING pet! Not yours, you self absorbed porcine, canine bovine bitch! I would never pay to get something of yours - you're lucky this site is free coz NO ONE would PAY YOU FOR IT!
K-Beyotch says – reply to this

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Teddy was cute as a puppy but he's so ugly now.
There is nothing cute about a poodle… they're so big and obnoxious with their curly hair and bitchy attitudes.

Get over yourself. No one else loves your dog either… celeb pets are so lame.
BB says – reply to this

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No - my dog is the most awesome dog on the planet! Give all the money you receive for these tshirts to an animal charity.
Sadie says – reply to this

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There you go, PIMPIN YOUR BABY OUT! You should be voted best MOM in Lalaland.
TimFarrissFan says – reply to this

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Cute he may be, but Groucho was the best dog on the planet.
TimFarrissFan says – reply to this

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Re: Stacy –
What pisses me off is these dumbfuks saying all Americans are stupid. I always want to ask them "How many Americans do you know outside the internet?" What if I said "All British people are assholes!" because of the dog-shits I've met on here? I could! But I won't!! Because I know almost no British people outside the internet. And even those have not all been like the ones I've met on here! STOP ALL THE STUPID, BIGOT, SHIT-TALK!!! It's getting OLD!!!!!
Andi says – reply to this

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Bullshit this is by popular demand - no one gives a shit about your dog Perez, cute as he is. I hope no one is dumb enough to fall for this scheme - more shameless self-promotion Perez, I see why you and Spencer and Heidi seem to all love eachother so much…DON"T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THESE T-SHIRTS!!
marwin says – reply to this

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r u friggin kidding me? who ever buys this crap is DUMB!
Enough about YOU says – reply to this

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People only like the site for the CONTENT not the self promotion.
You are kind of boring in person and on videos and it's egotistical to think
you're so enigmatic that people would want to wear a SHIRT with your PET on it.
Talk about distorted view of yourself! Stick to the gossip.
Joce says – reply to this

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i've gotta say p, this really takes the cake. you used to be better than this
ugh says – reply to this

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Only you care about your dog. I'm sure you'll sell a bundle…to yourself.
Jules says – reply to this

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Can you donate a portion of the profits to the humane society?!!

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