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She's the new Jem!
The British music mag NME reports that supermodel Agyness Deyn loved collaborating with band Five O'Clock Heroes so much that she's formed her own band.
For reals!
Deyn's band is called Gene Jacket.
Isn't that clever?
Deyn said, “We’ve got three or four songs, we wrote a really cool song at Coachella actually, which was exciting. It's called Hotel. Well we originally wrote and recorded it in Japan, then added bits at the festival. It sounds like The Vaselines, maybe like Animal Collective. Just sounds, experimenting with stuff."
Truly outrageous.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 15, 2008 at 11:45 am
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thats all i have to say!
12th! love her!
She looks like potatoheads twin!!!
I reckon androgynous and over-bleached faux-punk never goes out of style. In the U.K., anyways.
Yawn.
NASTY!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS PIC OF HER WITH HER WONKY, SCARRED, BRUISED UP TRAILER TRASH LEGS… AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THEM TOES… LOOKING LIKE E.T'S FINGERS & SHIT!!!
god! she better stick to modeling!
Second?!
lmao
First, but who the hell is this?????????????
I want you to eat my out while I am on my period Perez, and I want you to lick it all up and suck it all out REAL good!! I also want you to smash my gummy blood clots between your tongue and the roof of your mouth. I want you to press the blood clots on the back of your teeth until the ooze through your cracks. Please Perez, please.
Perez wishes he was born as her…
agyness dresses like a twat.
Re: Vagtastic –
I feel sorry for you
Animal Collective… that scares me a bit. AC is great on disc, but they are a SHITTY live act!
It's strange that you complain about all the other celebrities trying to become musicians, but when it comes to Agyness, you're totally in love with the idea.
Even about how incredibly unclever her band's name is.
NICE….BUT I THINK SHE IS BETTER OF BEING AN ACTRESS….
A model trying to sing, because that's so much better than an actress trying to sing.
Re: Revolta – ET toes!!!! OMG….I was thinking the same thing!!! I just didn't know what word would fit! Now I can't stop laughing!!!
Thanks for the well needed giggle!!
I prefer her old name, Laura Hollins.
Re: Dyno-mite – Do you want some of my cherry pie?
Her legs and feet are so gross.
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what's up with her ugly ass FEET?
wot a load of shit, this woman IS NOT ORIGINAL IN ANY WAY! dont know y people love her so much, she should be seen and not heard.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
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ANOTHER NO TALENT MODEL wasting space and taking up airways.
Sheesh
Yawn - yet one "celebrity" hack that thinks they have talent. What makes these people think that because they can model or act that they have talents singing, writing books, or designing clothes. Maybe she should just stick to wearing clothes for a living.
she looks like rumor willis…well, if rumor was a girl.
ok what is wrong with her legs? they look like they belong to a senior citizen…..
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OH MY GOD, A BAND WITH A PLAY ON WORDS AS THEIR NAME????? AND THEY RECORDED IN JAPAN!!!!!! HOW EXTRAORDINARY!!!!!!! NO OTHER INDIE BAND DOES THIS!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!
Get over this bitch.
her toes are gnarly–
OMG! PEREZ like OMFG! Like O. M. F. G! no one cares. and Perez you're fat. YOU'RE FAT PEREZ!!! FAT!!! Why dont you do everyones eyes a favor and loose lıke 50 pounds. Thank god those banners are characters of you hiding behind a laptop, and not the real thing or vists to your sıte would DRAMATİCALLY decrease. Hey I have a great idea! How about your next post is about how you intend to get your fat ass up and in shape. WOW! OMG! We've all been waiting for that one! NO but seriously we're so -OVAH- your apperance on Carson Daly, and your stupid youtube rants. Jesus man, stay hidden behing the computer. We kid! No, but seriously though, we love your flawed phat ass.
I guess being a supermodel makes you a great singer too? Ok… By the way, I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN WOMEN STAND PIGEON TOED LIKE THAT!! YOU ARE NOT A 5 YEAR OLD AND THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ABOUT IT!
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Isn't her real name like "Laura Hollins" or something? How pretentious do you hafta be to call yourself "Agyness Deyn"?
Re: caroaber – fuk u!!! brits are far cooler thn u fuk wits.
Re: Mike –
I'm guessing Deyn is pronounced "Day-n" and her name is a play on "Lamb of God"? Anyway you look at it, it's ridiculous.
Will she be running an orphanage for girls as well? It's Showtime Synergy!
ew.look at your nasty ass feet-
I think she looks like Rumer Willis. What do you think about that Perez?
So why aren't you criticising her for starting a band and getting into music like you doeveryone else Perez? Could it be because you're a horrible fat talentless cunt?
hahaha perez, my dear, why do you get so pissed off when any actor or OTHER model want to become a musician, except then your dear old agy wants to do it, and it's the best idea that's ever happened? most musicians i know are also actors, and most actors are also musicians. it's just with the territory. not every musician or band are good either. let them humiliate themselves. it's fun
how is yet ANOTHER worthless no-talant with too much money starting up another "band" truely outrageous?? Its truley cliche, and boring and played out.
damn she's a model?? for what winos' crack head clothing line? and wtf is up with her legs and feet? but i guess since models are supposed to be walking hangers, she fits the bill.
i would say don't quit your day job, but that would be an insult to all Tyra wannabes, this girl is fug. Has anyone esle noticed that her third toe is longer than her big toe, she's def channeling the motherbrothercousinsister (otherwise known as her father) with them things. Ewwwwww!
Perez please stop reporting on this girl it is getting old and tired
Actually, no. Clever is exactly what that name ISN'T. It's meaningless and unfunny! Her voice doesn't suck though. Maybe they'll change the name… to something moody and evocative.
Models trying to sing is nothing new. Twiggy did it, Kate Moss sang with Primal Scream, Naomi and Tyra both wanted singing careers too.
Her descption of the music sounding like the Vaselines and Animal Collective doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. Those bands sound nothing alike at all.
PEREZ!!!!!!!!!
I wish you would find a different picture of her, THOSE FEET LOOK WORSE THAN the dirty pigeons that I see roaming downtown San Diego NASTY!!!!
Talk about someone doing a "crossover", Prezzie!
Her feet are SCARY huge
becky:
Grow the fuck up!
eww, look at her legs ! they are thin and ugly ;O
she has good music tastes
i bet it will be good
perez, youuu hipocrit
wonder if she has even listened to the vaselines, the stupid cunt.
hope she dies
How much do you get paid to keep bringing up this chick and the same photo of her in that third grader tutu and ugly feet? No one here in teh USA cares about her or the least bit interested in her.
I don't really see why she's a model, let alone your favorite.
She looks like Rumor Wilis.. are they related?
Jem and the Holograms was the shiz-nit!!
She has got some ugly ass toes and scrawny legs. So what that she has her own band. I really do not care.
Once again - NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE FUGLY LITTLE BOY NOBODY!!!!
PLEASE EXCUSE MY 11YR OLD DAUGHTER VAG'S VILE COMMENTS ON THIS SITE. SHE THINKS BY SAYING THESE THINGS SHE CAN SHOCK THE GROWN UPS!!! SILLY SILLY GIRL. JUST IGNORE HER AND SHE'LL GO AWAY, THAT'S WHAT HER DADDY AND I DO.
is it just me or are her toes really f**ked up looking?
Oh, come on Perez! If you had done your research you'd know that Agyness' first love was music, she's always been in bands!!
SHE ALREADY HAD A BAND…AND EVEN A MYSPACE PAGE YOU SORRY DUMBFUCK…PLEASE RESEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEREZ YOU ARE A TOTAL INGORANT IDIOT
PLEASE POST SOMETHING ABOUT THE ORIGINAL BAND CALLED "LUCKY KNITWEAR" SORRY PIECE OF FAT….
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big feet. fug dress. if i were here i'd do something about that road map on her legs. pretty face tho!
HELLO!?!? You bitch about every other actor/actress, model, etc.. crossing over to music - why do you automatically assume Agyness's music will be great before you hear ANYTHING, but are quick to call all other's talentless hacks?
A (super)model can form a band and sing, and you get all excited and call it 'clever', but an actor cannot sing, and you slag them? You are inconsistant when someone appears to be in your favour, dude.
I don't get the appeal w/ this one. Her legs are gross; for starters.
How dare you insult Jem like that! That skank only wishes she could be truly outrageous.
i love jem! she looks adorable!!!
truly, truly, truly outrageous!
She won't compare to either of those bands, especially not animal collective. God, just stick to modeling.
Too bad "Gene Jacket" is already taken! Ha!
psht. animal collective is so 2004…
I dont get how she's the new "it" girl….she's so plain besides her 80's haircut…I mean I'm sure her music will be good…I'm just still trying to figure out how she's a huge model is all…she's not unattractive, there's just nothing pyschically extrodinary that I can see….but what do I know, I think fashion is all a bunch of bullshit anyway.
She is def not JEM.. truley not outrageous
Who is this person?
Perez, I don't understand why you think Rumer Willis looks like a troll or the incarnate of Mr. Potato head, yet you think this androgynous, America's Next Top Model look-alike is gorgeous? She looks like a young boy in a dress!
Perez stop trying to push this "model" into everyone. She actually looks tacky most of the time and just because you like her doesn't mean she's that hot. I've been seriously questioning your taste lately with things like these and all those cheesy bands you promote here. I just think it's stupid and in fact, your act it's starting to get really tired. You better come up with something fresh soon. How about going into celebrity rehab yourself and tap into those chilhood issues that make you treat most people like shit. Poor you- you must have been so mentally abused by everyone that you feel like this is your time to get back at everyone. IT WON'T LAST.
LIke Hell she'll sound like the truly awesome Vaselines or Animal Collective. Not that I have anything against her, but you can't even come close to those acts.
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i thought she already had a band called lucky knitwear or something like that
Perez, come on man. This girl looks like shit. I know you have better taste than this.
If anyone else besides her or Dita thought of that STUPID name for the band, you'd think it was lame and make fun of it, Perez. You're such a HYPOCRITE!
why are you up this girl's ass all the time perez?
where is jem????? i loved her record so much, but never heard from her again.
agyness legs are too skinny
OOH I love JEM!!!
I would be so cool if her music is going to sound like Jem!
Outrageous!
UUGGHH….LOOK AT THOSE LLLOOONNNGGG THIRD TOE….FRIGHTENING
Hey Perez, how about you ridicule this ugly bitch for being thinner than a strand of hair. How about hooking up this malnutritioned bitch with some of the food stashed underneath your pillow Perez.