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Somehow we have a feeling that the Lohans will need to change their story pretty soon!

Lil sis Ali Lohan and momager Dina Lohan are promoting their new "reality" show, Living Lohan.

During a recent interview with TV's Extra, the topic turned to thrice-rehabbed sister Lindsay Lohan, because she's obviously more interesting than the show.

When asked what the family thought about the rumors of Lindsay's romantic relationship with Sam 'The Man' Ronson, they each gave their opinion.

Dina stated, "Samantha's an amazing girl."

Ok, so there are two lies there. Keywords: Amazing & Girl

Like a well-trained animal, Ali added, "They're best friends. They're just friends. It's pathetic what people say."

Riiiiiiight.

Is "friends" code word for "lovers"?

And in response to the countless tabloid reports bashing the Lohan family, Dina says, "I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it."

As for the "reality" show, the two explain their reasons behind filming it. Oh, and of course they don't say it's to gain publicity and/or money.

Dina says, "To set the record straight as to who we are as people."

Ali adds, "My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams."

And for saying that line correctly, Ali gets an extra $5 added to her weekly salary.

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110 comments to “"My Sister's Not A Lesbian"”

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  1. im cool says – reply to this


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    yeah…riiiiight! first!

  2. rachel says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!

  3. b says – reply to this


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    Oh shes a lesbian all right. Dyke dyke Dyke. Oh you mean Lindsay?

  4. Hey Perez??? says – reply to this


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    Um. Who cares?

  5. jonasrock says – reply to this


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    haha ALMOST FIRST
    :D

  6. It's Cousin IT says – reply to this


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    Look. It's cousin IT!

  7. sgsag says – reply to this


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    UGLY WHORES!! GAY GAY GAY

  8. assface says – reply to this


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    FUCK_INGGGGGGGGGGGGG SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS

  9. EWWWWWW says – reply to this


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    The mother looks like Lindsey, and this girl doesn't have the looks for TV or movies.

  10. Thanner says – reply to this


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    who cares ? it is what it is

  11. CheeChee says – reply to this


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    Why do they allow these people to breed?

  12. Bing Cherry Bombe says – reply to this


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    errrrrrrrrrrr

  13. Lzze says – reply to this


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    Maybe she is

  14. LOOSE LOHANS says – reply to this


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    THE LOHANS ARE ALL THICK DUMB COCK SMOKING TALENTLESS NOBODIES - DESPARATE FOR PUBLICITY / FUGLINESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY…..

  15. VAGTASTIC says – reply to this


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    I want you to eat my out while I am on my period Perez, and I want you to lick it all up and suck it all out REAL good!! I also want you to smash my gummy blood clots between your tongue and the roof of your mouth. I want you to press the blood clots on the back of your teeth until the ooze through your cracks. Please Perez, please.

  16. DotPingOOHfaa says – reply to this


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    agtfgbb

  17. BLECHHHHHH says – reply to this


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    How insecure do you have to be in order to make money "setting the record straight"?
    Christ, a person with nothing to hide, and a healthy dose of self-esteem doesn't need the ego-boost of crappy-ass reality TV.
    What a dimwit, and a shameful excuse for a mother.

  18. oh wow, aren't you creative. says – reply to this


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    Re: VAGTASTIC
    What do they call the problem you have?
    a) 12 years old on daddy's computer, starving for attention
    b) seriously fucked-up, starving for attention
    c) erroneously believing you are cool, or funny, and starving for attention.
    Get some help, loser.

  19. Juice Tuna says – reply to this


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    ********************************************************
    A bath in tomato juice couldn't rid you of the Lohan stink.
    ********************************************************

  20. Ammie says – reply to this


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    There is nothing wrong with being lesbian. So what if she is with another female. Mind your beeswax.

  21. Looney Hohan says – reply to this


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    She'll be pregnant and in rehab before I finish writing this.

  22. mommy a says – reply to this


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    did you see the previews? The mom is ghetto.

  23. Perez, c'mon now says – reply to this


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    Perez, love you and all babe but whats up with bashing a fellow (completely out!) queer person for being a little bit of a gender bender? You're a bit of a femme man yourself now. C'mon Perez do us better then that! I know you two have beef but don't perpetuate the bad shit on all butch lesbians.

  24. Douche Bag says – reply to this


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    Hey Ali - first - your talentless and unattractive. Try porm, they'll take anyone. Your mother is a neurotic, attention-craving mess and your sister will OD in the next 5 years. Go back to regular school, then college, and get yourself a real career. Oh and open your eyes, your sister swings both ways and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Lesbian isn't a four letter word, it's a natural orientation for some, so it's normal (unlike your family)

  25. Kramer says – reply to this


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    Ugh what a pair of old hags.

  26. RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this


    26

    What a psychotic cunt Dina Lowlife is.

  27. RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this


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    Re: LOOSE LOHANS

    What's wrong with suckin cock? I do as often as possible. Find another form of verbal abuse, ’cause that's a compliment.

  28. Jackie19 says – reply to this


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    Yes I would say "FRIEND " is code for lover I say the same thing when im dating someone i say im going out with my "friend" its alot easier to say that.

  29. Steve Drill says – reply to this


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    She does have a thick skin, and it shows.

    As thick as a dead alligator's.

  30. Liz says – reply to this


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    It's kind of funny how nobody in Hollywood realizes that a reality show about your life isn't going to make you look better…

  31. MsWinoPowdersHerNose says – reply to this


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    Dina says, "I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it."
    Sure, ignore the criticism. After all, they are always wrong, and you are always right. Indifference is the cruelest of fates. Someday Dina will learn that lesson. Or not.

  32. Answer this says – reply to this


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    Re: Liz – Right. I'm really starting to despise Gene Simmons and company for this very reason. He tells everyone "I expect my kids to get by on their own hard works and merits. Then Gene turns around and BUYS his daughter a modeling career. Go figure.

  33. answer this says – reply to this


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    And Gene bought his son a music career.

  34. tina says – reply to this


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    who cares if she is a lesbian, as long as she is happy. besides if a girl only has one girlfriend throughout her life she is not considered a lesbian, like anne hatche.

  35. Don't 4get da Hogans says – reply to this


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    How about Brooke Hogan and the "music career" her dad bought her?

  36. Nicolette says – reply to this


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    When I had a junk habit, my mother also encouraged me hanging out with addicts and she indeed thought they were pretty amazing. I think it's how I finally got clean, with that kind of support system.

  37. KIRSTEN JONESSSSSSS says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha

    funny ass post! LMAO

  38. mark says – reply to this


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    Who are these fucking bitches? In reality NO ONE. Riding a skank's shirttails. They want to bitch about people talking about them, but then want a paycheck for it. Is their 15 minutes not up yet?? WHAT?? They need more money for Zovirax??

  39. Christine says – reply to this


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    I know I shouldn't, but, fo some reason, I am absolutely and utterly ashamed that these cretans and I share Long island as home. If anybody wants to know why this once great but declining country is in it's downward swirl in the toilet, just look to these assholes. I am so glad my parents raised me with morals, standards, ethics and pride!

  40. rory says – reply to this


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    The really amazing part is, Dina Lohan thinks that people care about who the are 'as people.'

  41. epic says – reply to this


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    Wow Dina is a MILF

  42. Christine says – reply to this


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    Since when did family, friends or any asswipe connected to a celeb become a 'celeb' themselves? As much as I like to pop onto this site, it nauseates me as to what I read about!

  43. WTF says – reply to this


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    WHO THE HELL WOULD WATCH THIS SHIT? ARE YOUNG PEOPLE THAT STUPID?

  44. Rainbowcat says – reply to this


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    Yep. Just a regular mom whoring her daughters out for fun and profit. And nooooo, Linds and Sam aren't lesbionically involved. Not at all. And noooooo, Ali doesn't look like a 35 year old woman . . . does she?? What's the deal with that, anyway? I've never seen a 14 year old kid who looks so old. I mean, put her picture next to Dakota Fanning's picture. Hell-oooo? I give poor Ali about six months before she does her first topless photo shoot. (Oh, wait - - - we can avoid that. Keep her away from that fast-talkin' gal Annie Liebovitz and the Vanity Fair gang. They're the ones that jest corrupted that poor li'l darlin' Miley . . . right? Yeah. Right.) Six months, Ali, and it'll be your turn. Enjoy the ride!

  45. a Fan-tom of this opera says – reply to this


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    I would love to see a "separated at birth" of Ali and Natasha of the vintage russian spy cartoon characters, Boris and Natasha, of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

  46. Bumpity says – reply to this


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    Dina is a "regular mom"???? Most mothers aren't hard-partying, irresponsible fame-whores who prostitute themselves and their children for a little bit of camera attention.

  47. Phil says – reply to this


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    Lindsay's getting fisted by Sam as we speak.

  48. HEY PEREZ!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    THE DOCUMENTARY….
    "THE TWO CUBAS" on the LOGO channel is on the EAST COAST right now. FOR SUCH A GAY AND CUBANA DUDE..what happened??

  49. LIES and SHAME says – reply to this


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    I dont care who people sleep with but when we live in a time where people have to hide their sexuality and feel ashamed. I think people should suck it up and fess up! This reminds me of that lesbian Michelle Rodriges. Come clean people and have some PRIDE!

  50. helder says – reply to this


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    WTF???!!!!
    my lilo is a lesbiam =|
    NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! how a perfect hoy body is wasted =(

  51. nancycampbellslut says – reply to this


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    This group is just pathetic. Trampy, dumb, uneducated, whorish,unsophisticated and sickening.

  52. muhbaybay says – reply to this


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    yes she is.

  53. Nathiest says – reply to this


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    I wish someone would tell kids that being gay is not evil nor bad. Ok I mean being a lesbian is not evil nor bad but being a fudge packer? yeah totally evil.

  54. cat says – reply to this


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    no offense, but why are so many of you want to be first and only comment on that, not really to blog. people like to read other's thoughts on the issue at hand, not having to shuffle through people claiming they are first. really, who gives a shit!

  55. sassy redhead says – reply to this


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    I'm sick of hollywood "movie stars and celebrities" these days. Dina is a total wacko. As are her daughters.

  56. Mama D says – reply to this


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    Shut up and get on that street coner and make moma some money. Take your lesbo sister with you.

  57. ValerieSara says – reply to this


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    In all probability, your sister is too a lesbian and you're a liar.

  58. Muff Diver in the Closet says – reply to this


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    Oh yes she is!

  59. Madge says – reply to this


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    For one thing, that little one is too young to be talking so maturely and appropriately. She's been fed some shit. Secondly, the mother needs to quit talking about this "thick skin" bogus. She's been using that line for years. And anyways, it's not thick skin.. it's freckle infested skin.

  60. munch munch munch munch says – reply to this


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    SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!! Yes she is!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats why she is so messed up!!!!!!!!!
    Living in the closet with a limited air supply.

  61. Lee says – reply to this


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    Re: VAGTASTIC – well, for one, Perez is gay. Secondly, that didn't even make any sense. Try again.

  62. Shawawa says – reply to this


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    Re: Juice Tuna – AGREED! It's a cross between old, milky cereal and burnt skin.

  63. carla says – reply to this


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    i'm sorry but Ali is so freaking ugly i don't know how she thinks she can ever make it in this biz

  64. VAGTASTIC says – reply to this


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    Re: Lee – I want you to eat my out while I am on my period Perez, and I want you to lick it all up and suck it all out REAL good!! I also want you to smash my gummy blood clots between your tongue and the roof of your mouth. I want you to press the blood clots on the back of your teeth until the ooze through your cracks. Please Perez, please.

    FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. TheMopedGuys says – reply to this


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    TheMopedGuys.com
    I would like to know, if the people that come up with this crap, can make money on something else beside writing about someone's personal life, on just rumors and lies? Most likely not, You need a brain to be a good writer.

  66. you suck, perez says – reply to this


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    you need to quit gay-bashing and claiming to be gay yourself. Are you in or are you out? Everybody knows Ronson is suing you, and so you, a nellie queen if there ever was one, stoop to gay-bashing her…'sam the man'. It's freaking pathetic and embarassing.

  67. and another thing says – reply to this


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    no, Lohan is not a lesbian. She's bisexual if not just a sex addict. Or possibly just enjoys hurting people and Ronson was about to hook up with somebody else. Maybe it's about winning, Lohan has a pattern of that. In any event, just let the bi's be bi's, okay, stop with the 'she's a dyke'. She apparently likes dick too much to qualify. I just hope she doesn't give Ronson anything penicillin can't cure.

  68. mishel says – reply to this


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    why is it disgusting that lindsay finally has a trustworthy partner? who cares is she's gay, Sam probably treats her better than all the icky guys she's been with.. you go girls!!

  69. i havent been 5ft since grade school says – reply to this


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    ok, that troll of a mother can't be that tall…maybe 5'4-5'7.

    what does that make her skank daughter? 5'0 or under???

    she thinks she's going to be an actress??? grow about 7-8 inches sweetie.

  70. dillwad says – reply to this


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    ali had manface

  71. ohsheezuz says – reply to this


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    I feel sorry for this little girl. Remember when you were 14? You went to the movies with your friends. You tried cigarettes. You had your first boyfriend.

    This little girl is spending her formative years being pimped out by her mom on some cheesy reality show. Will she ever have a chance at being "normal" after this? This will plague her for the rest of her life. So sad. What the heck is Dina talking about "when I was in the business" she was never in the business she is a career housewive who has lived off Michael and Lindsay. I prayer this little girl runs away and lives with her grandma. Run Ali, Run!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. baba says – reply to this


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    That poor girl Ali. I HATE to think what she's going to look like at 25. Like 50? 60?

  73. MelKa says – reply to this


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    PEREZ: You forgot to tell that a woman stopped the interview when they were asked about that shitty NERD video Lindsay participated in.
    You also forgot to tell that Dina called Ali "Lindsay" TWO times, and didn't even notice.

  74. minx2 says – reply to this


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    I love these bitches (Lilo/SamR). I think they're madly in love and adorable. So there.

  75. jessy says – reply to this


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    who fucking cares about them? why do they need to set the record straight to a bunch of people who could care less? ugh, seriously…reality tv is so lame. nobody would want to watch my family daily, they aren't so amazing that people are falling over themselves to watch. they need to get over themselves, and just admit already it's for publicity…they should try rehab, it works wonders.

  76. C'mon says – reply to this


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    totally agree with perez stooping low with his sam the man comments and general hate toward the woman. if the rumors are true (uh to me, its kinda obvious) then rock on. finally a hot lesbian celebrity couple. okay okay ellen and portia count, but they're kinda old. p.s. the california supreme court rocks. well, at least four of them, and that's what counts obviously. p.s.s. I can't believe perez allows his comments boards to be littered with gay bigotry. its hypocrisy at its finest.

  77. ella says – reply to this


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    re C'mon are you serious? a hot couple, are you fuckin blind?

  78. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this


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    only people without sex lives of their own care about this.

  79. SanD says – reply to this


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    Hmmm…. I'm sensing an eating disorder in that little kid.

  80. jut says – reply to this


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    No one cares that LiLo licks carpet.

  81. {krazihottkelli/btchygrl/krazihouze says – reply to this


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    [[[[[[ but..iz she a boy..coz she sure iz ug=galy]]]]]]]]]]]

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz like lindzay and that oranged faced motherzzzzzzzz

  82. Anna says – reply to this


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    perez. PEREZ! honey, don't you see how hypocritical it is leaving a post bashing an oplely gay albiet somewhat masculine woman (samamtha ronson )–then like THREE POSTS later, cellebarating the lift of the ban on gay marriages. common perez, there are all kinds of gay women out there. if you don't like sam ronson for another reason, then bash her for that, not for being a lesbian.

  83. Rose says – reply to this


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    Uh what's so painful about someone being gay? Little fascist there Dina.

  84. Christine says – reply to this


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    I really can't stand Ali-fucking-Lohan …she is a non-entity. A stuck-up, entitled child riding on the coat-tails of another stuck-up, entitled child…Lindsay. And who the fuck cares if Lindsay is a lesbian???? WHO CARES ABOUT THE LOHANS?????? GO AWAY LOHAN FAMILY!

  85. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Lindsay Lohan/Keira Knightley/Jessica Biel/Alicia Keys/Ellen Page

    PLEASE COME OUT!!!!

  86. b says – reply to this


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    Re: Ammie

    Uh exactly Ammie, so why is her sister ashamed and lying about it????

  87. Snickers says – reply to this


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    MILF - ewww, don't think so. How desperate is this skank for fame? And WHY the fuck does E! kept perpetuating this garbage reality show lifestyle? It's bad enough the daman Kardashians have a show. And don't get me started on the toilet that is MTV. Speaking of toilets, Dina is a toilet face and Ali is a butt-ugly hatchet face.

  88. booshdag says – reply to this


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    It's a sad day when an untalented, white-trash family like this is rewarded with millions of dollars and celebrity. Who actually likes these people?

  89. All American Girl says – reply to this


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    I would have to say the Coke Whore swings both ways! That bull dyke she is hanging with is probably trying out a new sex toy on The coke whore as I write!

  90. heath(en) says – reply to this


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    Who cares if she is a carpet muncher? The point should be that they are all no talent ass clowns that should be violated with a rusty chainsaw!

  91. mstid says – reply to this


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    If LaLohan finally came out of the closet maybe she wouldn't have to snort coke to deal with her life? Lying to yourself and the world about one of the most basic biological drives can cause havock in your life. YAYA Lesbians!!!!! Lindsey would make better lesbians, plus wilmer was a bit of a nelly!!!!

  92. WHAT EVER says – reply to this


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    dina lohan is a complete pathetic idiot,who the hell whats to watch her pimp out the kids stupid reality show?????Mother of the year please!!!!!!!!!This show is going down the drain with the other mother of the year denise richards they are both so pathetic!!!!!!!

  93. BodyLanguageSucksSht says – reply to this


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    So what do you call licking vagina on a daily basis!?!

    While Lindsay may be bisexual it is obvious she prefers cleaning the carpets to oiling the magic wand. No one gives a shit if you like poon Lindsay. In fact, I don't think anyone really gives a shit about you at all.

  94. asslee/ali? seperated at birth? says – reply to this


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    Doesn't ali look just like ashlee simpson did, before all of her plastic surgury?
    The curse of the ugly little sister (just like poor little jamie lynn?)

  95. emily says – reply to this


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    first off, someone used the word "lesbionically" in their post. this is my new fave word and it fucking rules. second, i love the chick who jumps up and gets pissy with the interviewer when he asks about the "Everybody Nose" video with Lindsay in it. Third Ali doesn't seem to have the looks or personality needed to be remembered in show business. she seems to be a less pretty, less dynamic version of Lindsay. but i do feel sorry for anyone with a crazy mother like that. oh and this being my third post of the day….i think it's official…i am a perez addict (i feel better now that i admitted it)

  96. fran says – reply to this


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    Samantha is an amazing girl… You only need to have some respect for the people who is different from u.
    I hate gay people who tries to get out of the closet other people.

  97. Gizmo says – reply to this


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    I loved your article hahaha it is so funny!! love it! ahhh and yea that Dina fckn Bitch!

  98. Hmm says – reply to this


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    Re: asslee/ali? seperated at birth? – Jamie Lynn is really pretty, actually.

  99. RachianoLovesDick says – reply to this


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    Re: Rachiano

    Get your eyes checked fuckface! The Lohans are as unattractive as they get. Why would anyone be jealous of a drug addicted, thieving cunt like Lindsay. No one cares about the skank but you. Birds of a feather…..

  100. DISGUST says – reply to this


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    Re: VAGTASTIC – You're fucking disgusting! I almost threw up! You gave quit a description there you sick fuck, no normal sane person would ever come up with such vile filth!

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