Angelina Was Lying!!!!

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We knew it!!!!!

She (and co-star Dustin Hoffman) were totally fucking with us!!!!!

We told you how it was HIGHLY UNLIKELY that Angelina Jolie would be giving birth in August.

The actress announced that her due date was August 19th to reporters in Cannes on Thursday morning.

Well, guess what?

She was just kidding!!!!!

Several of our readers in France have emailed to tell us that Jolie just stated on French television that she is giving birth in a couple of weeks - not on August 19th.

And there you have it!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: May 15, 2008 at 1:53 pm / Email this  »

    256 comments to “Angelina Was Lying!!!!”

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    1. r says – reply to this


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      okay.

    2. S.E says – reply to this


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      first!

    3. sabina says – reply to this


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      haha and you were the "first to tell us"
      but was she fucking with us about the twins? or about the due date?

    4. Arturo says – reply to this


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      NO WAY!!

    5. boo says – reply to this


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      waht!

    6. Kate says – reply to this


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      bitch!

    7. TRLTAMPA says – reply to this


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      it's really sextuplets

    8. amber says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    9. Cathjones74 says – reply to this


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      Should have known

    10. caitlin says – reply to this


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      HMMMM 1st?>

    11. haha says – reply to this


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      first

    12. ashley says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES

    13. Laura says – reply to this


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      deamn first.. lol suprise??

    14. lisa says – reply to this


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      what?

    15. steveo says – reply to this


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      Moose!!

    16. Ana Clara says – reply to this


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      what??? what?? what???

    17. nicole says – reply to this


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      1st BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

    18. Beth says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    19. Shay says – reply to this


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      first

    20. kira says – reply to this


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      whaaaaat

    21. marnie says – reply to this


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      1

    22. ruff says – reply to this


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      she's looking rough!

    23. Kandice says – reply to this


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      1st?. . .

      she needs some make-up.
      she looks TORE up. . .

    24. whistle tips says – reply to this


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      WOO WOO

    25. jamison says – reply to this


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      first - due in weeks not months

    26. She's a total WHORE says – reply to this


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      Karma will kick her ass via those unborn shit babies

    27. LOVE HER says – reply to this


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      Best of luck to Angie and Brad!!!!!!!!!!!!

    28. mimi says – reply to this


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      Love you! Andy youre the best

    29. AX says – reply to this


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      first

    30. Zef says – reply to this


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      oh nooo!! first!!!

    31. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      Ya think?

    32. slyn says – reply to this


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      first

      what so you mean?!?!?!??!?

    33. katie says – reply to this


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      I'm first! And you're not! TELL US PEREZ!

    34. HOMEWRECKING SLUT says – reply to this


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      She is such a heartless whore who will eventually get hers

    35. mememe says – reply to this


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      yay

      567

    36. ar says – reply to this


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      1st

    37. #26 you have issues says – reply to this


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      BITCH!!!!!!!!!

    38. queen d says – reply to this


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      first?

    39. southern belle says – reply to this


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      noooooooooo…not angelina!!!

    40. Louise says – reply to this


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      SHE IS DUE IN TEN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

    41. WHO GIVES A SHIT! says – reply to this


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      god who fucking cares man?
      Bitch could plop those little fuckers out on my desk and i STILL wouldnt give a fuck about this brother humpin idiot!

    42. not first says – reply to this


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      bitches

    43. hmmmm says – reply to this


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      geez, Angelina fucking with someone. What a concept. ;)

    44. what mcwhaterson says – reply to this


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      whatttttttttttttttttt?????????????

    45. VAGTASTIC says – reply to this


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      I want you to eat my out while I am on my period Perez, and I want you to lick it all up and suck it all out REAL good!! I also want you to smash my gummy blood clots between your tongue and the roof of your mouth. I want you to press the blood clots on the back of your teeth until the ooze through your cracks. Please Perez, please.

      email hophead93@yahoo.com if you have a problem with me chunk ass

    46. CHOFIE says – reply to this


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      COME ON!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO GO AND I WONT B ABLE TO GET TO A PC SOON. I WANNA KNOW WHAT SHE WAS LYING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    47. Tracy says – reply to this


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      Perez- you tease!

    48. jajababa says – reply to this


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      first hahaha

    49. sarah lynn says – reply to this


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      first

    50. Zef says – reply to this


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      wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    51. Beccaarrrr says – reply to this


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      Maybe her and Brad got married…

    52. hjfd says – reply to this


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      1st!

    53. rom1 says – reply to this


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      I have seen that, it was on canal +, a french tv, french powaaaa

    54. me says – reply to this


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      5th!!

    55. OMGl says – reply to this


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      about what!!!!!!!!! first

    56. gh says – reply to this


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      of course she did, she's no idiot!

    57. blah blah says – reply to this


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      first?…

    58. JANA says – reply to this


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      THE BABIES ARENT BRADS!!!!!!!!!!!

    59. Jary says – reply to this


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      Lying about what? Maybe she is due like in a couple of weeks… not in august. Hmmmm…

    60. mj says – reply to this


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      first

    61. realityshowaddict says – reply to this


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      SHE'S NOT PREGGERS!

    62. terry says – reply to this


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      first? What do you mean - the suspense!!!

    63. Céline says – reply to this


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      First?

    64. xxx says – reply to this


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      what

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    66. Erin says – reply to this


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      Is she giving birth?!

    67. Juan says – reply to this


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      What she lying about now?

    68. me says – reply to this


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      that's a terrible pic of her

    69. sarah the vegan says – reply to this


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      ????????????????????????
      wha?

    70. Sarah says – reply to this


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      She looks gross and old here. Maybe she should try botox

    71. sarah says – reply to this


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      what?

    72. ChatitaBaby says – reply to this


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      She makes having babies look so effortless!

    73. amy says – reply to this


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      What? One baby not two?

      Did she have it yet???

      Perez you tease.

    74. Frank Smithers says – reply to this


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      booger!

    75. mannnnnnnnnn says – reply to this


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      uhhh sureeeee

    76. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Who cares??

    77. cole says – reply to this


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      first!
      love herrrr and perez!

    78. michelle says – reply to this


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      hurry and tell us!

    79. sas says – reply to this


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      WTF

    80. Erica says – reply to this


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      WHAT????

    81. becca says – reply to this


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      ???

    82. EDiddy says – reply to this


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      First???? She is due way sooner???

    83. JANE says – reply to this


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      TELL ME I GOTTA KNOW!!!!!!!

    84. ed says – reply to this


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      what 1st

    85. def says – reply to this


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      What…..that she not a man??

    86. hi says – reply to this


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      first

    87. c says – reply to this


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      WHAT!~!

    88. Blonde says – reply to this


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      ??????????????????????????????????????

    89. Noggles says – reply to this


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      What, tell me now

    90. Carly says – reply to this


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      first

    91. jenise says – reply to this


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      why am i not surprised…

    92. what da hell says – reply to this


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      Re: ***** ZAQUISHA EFRON ******* – stfu you dumb biatchh

    93. MsCarolyn says – reply to this


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      she may not be lying, dumbass. Twins are routinely born early so maybe her due date is August but she won't go that long because of baby size, health issues or whatever.

    94. prizzinator says – reply to this


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      Come on already!

    95. Jen says – reply to this


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      Ok?

    96. Richhhh says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!

    97. dkfdlskfj says – reply to this


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      FIRST! Holy crap what?????????????

    98. truth says – reply to this


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      she is so boering now does it matter? really get a grip

    99. john says – reply to this


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      who the fuck cares about when she is due to pop out!!!…. some people just have too much time on their hands!!

    100. Noggles says – reply to this


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      What, tel me now!!!

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