Feeling Lukewarm
Filed under: Film Flickers > Sarah Jessica Parker > Cynthia Nixon > Kristin Davis > Kim Cattrall
Variety gives the new Sex & The City film ANOTHER lukewarm review!
Their critic calls the film "bloated" and "a "trifle half-hearted."
Click here to read the review.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 15, 2008 at 6:30 pm
ugh, she's so gross.
SHUT UP PEREZ SHE LOOKS PRETTY!!!
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Is he sucking in his adam's apple?
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7th?
There was a time when SJP was hot, when she was in Hocus Pocus. Now she does look a little horsey. And this must be why the movie blows, bc no one can relate to an ugly person who thinks theyre sexy.
Read the New York Post today……now wonder I always HATED the series. BTW, the comments on OMG/Yahoo, X17 and TMZ are not only off but written by a bunch of sanctimonious asses.
lolol.
MAN.. SJP is ugleeeeee.. Who ever gave her any role or any major part is beyond me.. if she wasn't famous.. people would never look twice at her.. they'd just see a frumpy looking housewife..
First!!!
They should have named this movie Sex in the Nursing Home.
FOOT FACE
oof.
If you are a S&TC fan i am sure you will like it. If yo are not a S&TC fan you will not like it. It will sell tickets and a sequel is already in the works. I am a fan and cannot wait, regardless of what the reviewers say.
Grey roots and lush Danish roll does not make a good hair doo
3era carajo!!!!
ok, English is not my first language… are a "lukewarm review" and "bloated and trifle half-hearted" good things ?!
I agree SJP looks creepy tho…
This is WHY Theron gets the OSCAR.
Nice berry.
That mole on her chin…matches her earring. Is that long hair from her chinny chin-chin?
This mule is getting a VOUGE spread? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU ANNA WINTOUR AND YOUR SPOILT PIG DAUGHTER BEA S.!!!!
Total HAGSVILLE!!!
I love the show!!! But watching SJP in it disgusted me every episode, she is so f***ing UGLY!!! Why would anyone think she's attractive! I feel bad for the men playing her love interests! LOL!
LEAVE HER ALONE U JUST WISH YOU WERE AS PRETTY ……. LOSE THE WEIGHT FATTY!!!
ewwww this bitch is hideous
well..
SHE THE BEST FUCKERS
She definitely looks like a menauposed grandma. I'm pretty sure she's already dried up down there.
She is really ugly. Her skin looks cracked.
good lord have mercy ah did she come out of the grave,is this zombie movie
Can't stand that B****! She got the nerve to be offended by a comment made by maximum magazine that she's unattractive. Damn right she is FUGLY! Freakin wicked witch with her Cheap-A** clothesline. Go away witch and take your washed-up husband with U!
SJP LOOKS LIKE SHE IS IN HER 80'S and sort of like a WITCH !!!! YUK !!! No wonder she was voted least sexy person 2008 !!!
ALL You Bitches are just Jealous!!! U ALL WISH you could be as Fierce as SJP and you all know you wanna see it especially all the closeted gay men on here!!! GO SATC!!!!!!!!!
Re: SJP - hater – haha SHE WAS offended??? I thought she knew that!!!!
Re: jesskonn – Um, I'm very thin, and I can guarentee you that I would never want to look like her. I have friends who are overweight. At least they have pretty faces. If I had to pick a look trade, I'd pick them over some bananna beaked skeleton.
I'd rather look like Ali Lohan. Hell, I'll take Dina.
She would play a great Miss Havisham
I can not understand how Perez can say anyone is ugly, WHY??????
Look, the movie will never live up to the series.
The shows were funny, smart, great writing, clever editing, wonderful character development, no story arc went forever and we could indulge in our own time.
Now, the movie has turned into this big money making machine for SJP and the producers.
We used to think it was about us, because everyone knew a Carrie, a Samantha, a Charlotte and a Miranda.
All of us for the most part, are a little of each of the characters.
To complicate things, the show - even sanitized - is on the regular airwaves. I haven't been given a chance to have the ladies move on.
In addition, this thing has been so promoted, so sold out, so parceled out to every media outlet that SATC - the movie just doesn't have the same lure as the show.
I'd love to know how the characters get on with their lives.
But I have to wonder, do I really want to rehash my SATC experience like this?
DOES PEREZ THINK WERE STUPID HE POSTED THIS SAME EXACT PICTURE WITH THAT DAM GRANNY COMMENT A MONTH AGO DOES ANY1 ELSE NOTICE THI SITE GOING DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is amazing the negative comments that have been posted regarding SJP's looks. No, she is not conventionally beautiful, but why does she have to be? Do all lead female roles have to be played by the stereotypical, blonde, boob-jobbed, cosmetically altered bimbos whom we are told typify what we should regard as a beautiful woman? There is more to a woman than her looks, and that is why Parker's character, Carrie, is one of the most loved and popular of recent TV series. Women can identify with her trials and tribulations. Of course, the picture chosen is one that is least flattering to Parker. In many of the others that have been taken of her recently during the promotion of the film, she looks radiant. The only thing I find disturbing is her extreme tninness. She looks like she needs a good feed on a regular basis. Maybe even she has succumbed to the current trend of "the thinner the better".
SJP looks 70 in that pic.
75 year old Joan Collins looks way better than her!
Re: lawrence – That's a good reason NOT to join this club.
………..DAMN, EVERY TIME I SEE SARAH JESSICA PARKER, I PICTURE HER IN A BLACK POINTY HAT, HOLDING A BROOM AND SCREAMING, "…I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY…..AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!"
Sex in the City…..haven't they beaten this whole thing into the ground yet…who cares, what a waist of time and money. I'm sick of these people.
Why does this movie keep getting reviewed by men? I mean, I know soooo many guys that huge fans of this show.
Re: lawrence –
I have always been trying to ask everthing about her as I could.
People say she is a member of a whore club
*** LawrenceSuxCox.c om ***
I once was there and met my crabs infested girlfriend.
It's a place to meet the cunts and hookers.
Re: lola – I see what you mean, but she is on TV. Why not at least remove the wart? Also, I believe she DID have cosmetic work done. She was very unattractive on Square Pegs. Her plastic surgery didn't help matters.
Clearly I am on this site too much, because this picture was definitely posted months ago. Too bad perez is out of material…
I wonder if you'd write "Granny" over Gloria Estefan's face ( let's pretend for a minute she's even doing anything anyone even cares about).
You're a jerk Perez. Parker is not old. IF you don't like her, fine. But calling her names for nothing more than her age and her unique look makes you look like a 3rd grade retard.
WHO CARES…I WILL GO AND SEE THE MOVIE..I STILL WATCH THE RERUNS AND LOVE THE SHOW..IT'S GREAT……LOVE JSP AND NIXON THE ONES YOU PEZ DO NOT LIKE..GO FIGURE……I WILL GO AND SEE THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm so glad that other people think she looks horrible! the only thin shes ever looked good in was that crappy jennifer anniston movie like 10 years ago!
Re: Bex – She sooo does. And it isn't jealousy.
Re: OVER THE RAINBOW – Dude that was mean and damn fuckin funny. I just shit my shorts. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
is the reason all the hags came back. they weren't into. What else do the old crows have to do. No ones knocking on their doors for work. hey, she can't help it if she is an ugly horse faced man hands cunt.
She looks like she's going to a wake…..her own!
Re: lawrence sux – LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
Re: Tabitha – I agree! Why the hell are men reviewing this movie!??! Not the target audience.
Never mind the face. Look at that turkey neck.
Who cares what the critics say? They are critics - looking for something bad. I will see it anyway.
dayum….that bitch looks rough!!!!
The review wasn't THAT bad. You just picked out the worst tibits. THis movie will be huge, I don't know if it will have staying power, but all the fams will go at least once, and I think it's great they gave the longtime fans what we wanted - a movie! We weren't ready for the series to end. Can't wait for opening day!
I realize that SJP has had a little work done on her nose…however, I disagree with people saying that if she's bothered to have any surgery, it should make no difference for her to get 8 procedures done and look "perfect". I think it's great that she kept her individual appearance despite having a chance to change it completely. I'm tired of everyone in hollywood looking the same
Jesus what's with her 100 yr old hands
that guy is ugly as shit
Poor SJP. She needs a mainstream hit on the big screen. Looks like this won't be it.
BUT–The next film she is set to co-star in will be a HUGE hit: She is playing Skeletor in a new "He-Man" action flick!
Perfect casting! She won't need make-up, prosthetics, or anything!!
HOLY SHIT!!!!…Lets paint this bitch green and stick her in the remake to the WIZARD OF OZ!!!
Oh my God!!! I have too much money to wake up to this eveyday..what the fuck did I sign up for???HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPP!
This is a really really bad picture of her. Her face looks like a hatchet. She honestly doesn't normally look "quite" this bad even though she's no beauty. If I were her I'd be thanking my lucky stars on a daily basis that I made a good pile of money in show business with a horsey face and medioctre acting ability. She is very fortunate.
GIVE THIS CHICK A GODDAMN SANDWICH AND MAKE HER EAT IT!
she's atrocious, horrendous, and just plain nasty. with all due respect to her success. dont know how in the world shes where she is. ig uess she mustve fuked several individuals in order to place herself where shes at
You know, it really doesn't matter what the reviewers say, this movie will gross $150mm worldwide, and didn't cost tons to make. So who will get the last laugh?
Score: SJP: $20mm Perez: $0
A lot of dumb shits here can't recognize a photoshopped pic.
Why does this woman keep putting her face in front of a camera!??? She has a face for radio.
If she gained 10 to 15 pounds she'd look way younger. She's so thin that she has no layer of fat to plump up her face/neck and 15 pounds would not make her fat, even by a long stretch. At her current weight, she's all sag and wilt.
Re: julius caesar – You gotta be a Jew to be on Broadway!
Or in this case- land a prime spot on Sex and the City!!!
How can anyone think SJP is pretty? Her face and nose look just like a horse and she actually has a fucking wart on her chin. Makes no sense at all.
eeeww she looks completely disgusting! ive always thought she was ugly but this pic jus puts the icing on the fugly flavored cake!
i don't care what the review says…my friends and i are going to watch this fabulousity of a movie!!!!!!!
SATC ROCKS! SJP ROCKS!
She is the poster child against being stick skinny. Your body needs SOME fat and essential oils… she looks hideous. She's in her early 40's but her face looks at LEAST 10 years older.
Have a burger, SJP!!