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"Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself"

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Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself

A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off."

Mr. Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. “They didn’t believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back,” Lt. Dean said.

Mr. Espinal was taken to an area hospital, where he was treated and released with non-life-threatening injuries.

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    1. ail says – reply to this


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      adumbass

    2. becky says – reply to this


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      TWAT

    3. tay says – reply to this


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      Hahahaha dumbass

    4. jgoldies3 says – reply to this


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      genius

    5. ASSSSS says – reply to this


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      this is celebrity news?

    6. first? says – reply to this


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      I can't sleep.

    7. rach says – reply to this


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      SPAZ

    8. topminx says – reply to this


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      first!

    9. eww says – reply to this


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      I hate the banner that has perez looking slim…the one with the black sideburns. I'm sure he's never looked like that. I love his site because he's so funny. But I can't stand seeing him on tv or in magazines.

    10. suz says – reply to this


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      arse & first

    11. EB says – reply to this


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      D'OH!!

    12. monica says – reply to this


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      haha!! funny!!! jack ass

    13. quicksilver says – reply to this


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      First!
      What a dumbass

    14. lilhad says – reply to this


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      dumbass! first

    15. chinye says – reply to this


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      i lold

    16. Holly says – reply to this


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      What an idiot…you couldn't find something that didn't shoot bullets to scratch your back? lol

    17. trinster says – reply to this


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      Let's hope he does not have children who could find his gun - "laying around"…what a dumbass

    18. ~*grey*~ says – reply to this


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      PENDEJO ! ! ! ! !

    19. Silly Billy says – reply to this


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      I wonder if he had Aces and 8's? Thats called the "dead mans hand". Ba da bump da dum dump. DEE!!!!

    20. MamaLovesPerez says – reply to this


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      Too bad he didn't kill or paralyze himself. Stupid people like that should not be blessed with life. Survival of the fittest.

    21. z says – reply to this


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      That rocks.

    22. HUH? WTF? says – reply to this


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      DUMB ASS. HE GRABBED THE FIRST THING HE COULD FIND? LIKE HIS GUN WAS JUST LAYIN AROUND? HE LEARNED HIS LESSON ON THAT BEFORE SOMETHING FATAL HAPPENED. NEXT TIME, PUT IT AWAY OR SOMETHING, GEEZ!

    23. Starfire says – reply to this


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      What is it about North America and gun? Why are we so stupid?! I realize it's natural selction but seriously, it makes us look like backwoods hicks. No wonder the rest of the world has such a negative perception of us.

    24. z says – reply to this


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      I want to hold hands with that paper bag man. :)

    25. eh says – reply to this


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      friends, this is what you call "natural selection."

    26. z says – reply to this


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      I love you Perez.

    27. {krazihottkelli/btchygrl/krazihouze says – reply to this


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      {{{{{{{{{ zoundz like a stupid drunkazz man }}}}}}}}}}}}
      zzzzzzzzzzz good 4/him..hope it hurt..azzdickhole zzzzzzzzz

    28. sisiwasabi says – reply to this


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      hahahahahaha! what a douchebag!!! That´s why the government should bann guns. Some people are idiots!!

    29. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

      GOD BLESS AMERICANS' RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!!!

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    30. Meiko says – reply to this


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      Fucking rednecks, they're all so stupid.

    31. v says – reply to this


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      are you surprised? The majority of the American population are complete morons, especially in Texas.

    32. SAMLUVSPEREZ says – reply to this


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      NOW THIS IS FUNNY-BEEN TO FORTH WORTH AND THIS SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT!

    33. Clayton says – reply to this


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      Wonder if he was a cop to? lol

    34. This girl is Fort Worth says – reply to this


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      Yeah he's an idiot….but a gun in a Texas home is far from unusual. The true Texans pride themselves on hunting and football. If y'all haven't been to Texas (especially Fort Worth) you can't pass judgment. FYI- www.fortworth.com

    35. Alice Tennenbaum says – reply to this


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      *facepalm*

    36. v says – reply to this


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      Texas is the biggest shithole I've ever had the displeasure of visiting and everyone is morbidly obese and speak like illiterate monkeys. Texas also has a collective IQ of 3.

    37. Sim says – reply to this


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      He should be nominated for a Darwin Award. What an idiot!

    38. Mo says – reply to this


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      i bet he won't do that again! hahahahahahaha

    39. wordtoyourmother says – reply to this


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      WOW what a dumb person. Could I just add one more thing??? PEREZ 2008!!!!!!! Run for Prez Perez!! I'm so sick of hearing about the same ole boring people in the race!

    40. ... says – reply to this


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      got what he deserved

    41. Nanilae says – reply to this


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      My husband's response; "Why didn't he have the safety on?"

    42. jack says – reply to this


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      Re: v – fuck you

    43. HateTexas says – reply to this


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      *sigh* Would someone give me some money so I can move out of Texas…I don't want to be lumped in with these people, but I'm too broke to escape.

    44. hazza44 says – reply to this


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      fuckin idiot

    45. glebby smith says – reply to this


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      not possible, unless he pulled the hammer back first….he was going to threaten or shoot somebody and he shot himself while hiding the gun behind his back

    46. v says – reply to this


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      Re: jack –
      Jack, you must be from Texas, thus proving my point.

    47. Well? says – reply to this


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      But did he get the itch? Calamine lotion works much better.
      How to sacrifice the body, dude.

    48. Caroline says – reply to this


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      Re: Nanilae – The real question is why did he have a loaded gun lying around his house? I hope this man doesn't have children.

    49. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Wow…it's a wonder how people manage to keep themselves alive for so long…

    50. Becky says – reply to this


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      Well I'll bet his back stopped itching!

    51. Linda says – reply to this


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      People like this fool make me embarassed to admit that I'm from Texas. I know my Karma rating is going way down for this but… HAHAHAHAHA.

    52. Yo Momma says – reply to this


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      DER DA DER! Shall we start using our brain?

    53. perezlover says – reply to this


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      what an idiot

    54. M says – reply to this


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      I love when Perez uses this picture…. the guy with the flaming bag on his head is my best friend :)

    55. savannah says – reply to this


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      wtf?! y the hell would he b tat stupid enough 2 grab a fucking revolver 2 scratch his back?! what a dip shit!

    56. TEXAS isin't ALL CRAZY says – reply to this


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      Man, leave Texas alone. Why don't you report about Cali… it's only the most insane fucked up state EVER.

    57. Handjob Hank says – reply to this


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      First!

    58. Lisa says – reply to this


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      What a tool! In response to EWW- Perez you look fab!

    59. eddy says – reply to this


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      No, really! Mr. Espinal made a really good decision when he shot his own ass. Because after that, the itching he had complained of earlier was no longer a problem. No siree that itch no longer needed to be scratched.

    60. Britney Moos says – reply to this


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      Darwin Awards, anyone?

    61. gun control for dumbasses like that says – reply to this


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      well as long as he's not hurt, i can say that i find this hilarious.

    62. carlie says – reply to this


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      OK serious question, if he shot himself in the back how can he be released with 'non life-threatening injuries'??

      Man….this guy deserves a Darwin Award Honorable mention…

    63. Christina says – reply to this


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      what a douche.

    64. EmoWhoreXx says – reply to this


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      LOL! Douche bag.

    65. elle says – reply to this


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      wow… HOW stupid do you have to be to do that. like who the hell gets a gun to scratch their back?! DEF. no sympath here lol

      65!

    66. sarahbears says – reply to this


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      whenever i see things like this, my first thought it is always "Darwinism at work."

    67. linds says – reply to this


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      That is some funny shit like honesty who does that must be a hillbilly !!!!

    68. Kate says – reply to this


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      What an idiot! At least make sure the safety is on, or that there are no bullets in the gun!

    69. jimmy says – reply to this


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      this guy is dumb and yes TWAT

    70. ashlie says – reply to this


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      what a complete dork

    71. hahaha says – reply to this


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      Of course, what else would you expect out of Texas??? Classic…

    72. Chenea says – reply to this


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      you don't see stupid stuff like that in Australia!! only in America as we say here!

    73. ellie says – reply to this


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      LMAO what a dumbass!

    74. Cynth The Poet says – reply to this


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      Only in Texas. Yee-haw!

    75. terry says – reply to this


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      LOL

    76. WIN says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHA! Alcohol can really screw up your brain!

    77. christianna says – reply to this


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      ahah! whatta stupid fuck.

    78. Shannynisawesome says – reply to this


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      haha what a dickhead

    79. bluee says – reply to this


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      idiot

    80. Frances says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. WHAT A DUMBASS.