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Her Lovely Lady Lumps

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Angelina Jolie

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Damn!

She's gotten ginormous almost overnight!

Angelina Jolie shows off her twins' baby bump at Cannes on Thursday.

The actress is in town promoting her new animates film, Kung Fu Panda, co-starring Jack Black.

No way she's gonna pop August 19th, like she's claimed.

Expect these babies way sooner!

[Photo via Getty Images.]



138 comments to “Her Lovely Lady Lumps”

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  1. G says – reply to this
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    Aug 19th is my bday!!

  2. gg says – reply to this
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    I hope it rips her up squeezing out the babies!! :lol:

  3. crazybiotch says – reply to this
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    =]

  4. Aaron says – reply to this
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    Look at those veins

  5. B says – reply to this
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    You are not an expert on pregnancy bumps! You messed up with Milla Jovovich's due date. Stop commenting on weight gain during pregnancy!!

  6. sheesh says – reply to this
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    What…..are you a doctor now, FATASS???
    They said the date…..stop making up crap!!

  7. Me says – reply to this
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    She gained a lot of weight in boobs and belly but doesnt look like it anywhere else - look at the veins in her arm! Yuck! She looks so rail thin other than the babies. She could very well be due in August - but usually with twins you go early so I wont be shocked if she delivers mid or even early July. She started showing so early because its her second pregnancy and she was a toothpick before.

  8. Angela says – reply to this
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    Twins usually do come sooner than their due date. And if 8-19 date is true, I would hope to heck that she goes in labor before that. That belly is huge, and if it gets any bigger she may not be able to move!

  9. FU says – reply to this
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    Re: lawrenceSo Spammer…..you're pretending to be a chick today, huh? I hope your puter blows up and burns your fucking house down with you in it!!!

  10. angie says – reply to this
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    she does look very attractive pulling that face

  11. angela says – reply to this
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    she is gourgesssssssssss Ilove a Angelina and Firts

  12. Courtney says – reply to this
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    I really doubt she'll have them before August. A twin pregnancy always means you'll be much bigger at every stage.

  13. bob says – reply to this
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    Good for her

  14. mama says – reply to this
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    Honey, She's having twins. She's going to get A LOT bigger before she pops.

  15. 15 million minutes are over! says – reply to this
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    AGAIN………..WHO CARES???!!!

  16. caitma says – reply to this
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    whats with the disgusting veins in her hands? did you photoshop madonnas limbs into this pic?

  17. SHE HAS HERION ARMS! says – reply to this
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    JUNKIE BITCH

  18. angelinas a whore says – reply to this
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    WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
    EVEN BILLY BOB DIDNT WANT HER TO HAVE HIS KIDS…….

    WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE

  19. Wow! says – reply to this
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    She looks beautiful and radiant. Being pregnant and bringing children into the world is a gift!

  20. Why do we never see Shiloh? says – reply to this
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    She has twins. You are a lot bigger with twins, so it could be like she said, August. Plus, pregnancy length is actually calculated from the day of your last period before you get pregnant. So when you actually conceive, you're already 2/3 weeks in.

  21. Susan says – reply to this
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    Lover her!

  22. Chip says – reply to this
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    That's Disgusting..You have to appeal to everyone I guess..I wonder if she's selling her baby milk to perves online..

  23. Jane says – reply to this
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    LOOK AT HER FUCKING ARM VEINS! IT'S LIKE THE NASTIEST THING EVER!

    When I wasn't eating properly in my teens I got a case of protruding veins and collar bone and I gotta say, I was like 120 and 5'10, and I didn't look as disgusting or veiny or in need of help as Angie does most of the time!

    Glad to see her boobs and tummy big for the kids, those skinny hollywood pregnancies are fucked up, but her arms say she's barely doing the minimal nutrition/food intake for having healthy kids.

  24. Lauren says – reply to this
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    Is that an X-shaped scar in her right arm, next to her birthmark? Just curious…

  25. PEREZ ADDICT says – reply to this
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    WTF PEREZITO, YOU'RE NOT IN CANNES ???? ARE YOU SURE TO BE THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA ? YOU MUST GO THERE 'CAUSE ALL THE CELEBS ARE IN CANNES NOW !

  26. canadiangirl says – reply to this
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    dumbass…….. when you are preggers with twins you get huge!! You try having 2 good sized babies growing in you and see how big you get! Are you wanting her to go earlier and endanger the babies???

  27. haha says – reply to this
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    Re: FU – #10…. You mean a dude today….chick yesterday.
    I want them to go away too.!!

  28. MPea says – reply to this
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    She's carrying twins fool!

  29. eric says – reply to this
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    Ewwwwww. She sucks I know this for certain. She's a fatass whore. I also know that Jennifer Love Hewitt has awesome tits.

  30. yeah says – reply to this
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    Re: Lauren – looks like a cross…..maybe it was a tat she had removed.

  31. Fanny Feinburg says – reply to this
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    GOTTA GIVE IT TO ANGIE, SHE GRABS THE LIMELIGHT AGAIN!
    HOW MUCH WILL THESE 2 BABIES COSTS?
    SHE GOT JACK TO RELEASE THE INFORMATION. CLEVER. CONGRATS!
    LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THESE BABIES, COULD THEY BE 2 BABY GIRLS?

  32. m says – reply to this
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    whats with the veins?

  33. jen says – reply to this
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    what's up with the veiny arms?

  34. Hill says – reply to this
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    it's also how she's standing… her back is arched and the tent of a shirt that she's wearing doesn't help… let's prepare ourselves for 2 more winners of the genetic lottery!:-)

  35. oh fatass says – reply to this
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    She looks huge because she's not wearing black like she usually does.

  36. Hmmm says – reply to this
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    Is that a scar on her upper arm in the shape of an X? That's some deep cutting. She will have propagated 3 illegitimate children. She's quite the role model!

  37. Simon Murphy says – reply to this
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    How disgusting are her arms.

  38. katty says – reply to this
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    Re: SHE HAS HERION ARMS! – Uh….it's "heroin", not "herion", idiot!

    Plus I really doubt that someone as child-crazy as Ms. Jolie would be getting drugged up.

    The only reason you posted was to have something rotten to say. But all you really did was make yourself look like a ridiculous, mis-spelling assclown.

  39. Larry says – reply to this
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    Or maybe it's actually triplets?

  40. you don't know jack says – reply to this
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    if she's having twins, she's going to get even bigger than that.

  41. Aud says – reply to this
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    People carrying twins generally undergo c-sections. Maybe that's why she's having them in France…she wants the chance for a normal birth, which she wouldn't get here in the U.S. And she could totally be due August 19 - she's leaning backwards in this photo and the maternity dress isn't form fitting. Use your brain, jackass.

  42. Patri says – reply to this
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    It looks like if they hace choose the sex of the babies.
    good for them.

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  43. MissKristen says – reply to this
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    Celebreties seem to have twins at a disproportionetly higher rate than "normal" people…I think they get hormone shots to have multiples so they get more attention and a higher price for the 1st baby pics.

  44. juan says – reply to this
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    lucky woman, lucky childs, lucky husband!!
    The most gorgeous family ever!!!!

  45. Lily says – reply to this
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    There's two babies in there so of course her belly is going to be bigger earlier than someone with just one baby. And twins usually do come a little earlier but not by much, probably late July- early August.

  46. kol says – reply to this
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    can anyone say fertility drugs!

  47. holy shit! says – reply to this
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    Wow! Look at those nasty ass veins all over her arm so gross.

  48. Georgina says – reply to this
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    HER VAINS GROSS ME OUT.

  49. baubles says – reply to this
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    Who gives a rat about the spawn. How about THAT RING??????

  50. hotel283 says – reply to this
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    BOOOOOORING….who cares? she has a real "mommy dearest" quality about her plus isn't she supposed to be an actress?? when was the last time she was in a movie that didn't suck???

  51. Bren says – reply to this
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    Prez why don't you talk about her ugly hands like you do SJParkers?

  52. AlexSimone says – reply to this
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    ewwwwww…look at those veins!

  53. Laurie says – reply to this
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    I'm surprised Perez didn't say anything about her zombie arms

  54. mimi says – reply to this
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    BUTT UGLY!!

  55. THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP says – reply to this
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    I guarantee she's on a very low-calorie diet with arms and face that skinny. Looks horrible and surely must be horrible for the babies. When are these "husbands" going to start caring more about the welfare of their unborn children and get these women into therapy before the miscarriage?

  56. ding dong says – reply to this
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    who?

  57. Kelsey says – reply to this
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    I love ya, Perez, but you are wrong on this one. I have actually had twins myself and in the 6th month, yes, I was this big! Think about it, you have 2 babies inside - not 1!! Duh!!! It's extremely possible that her due date is in three months…and yes, she will get getting bigger and bigger until it looks like she couldn't possibly get any bigger!!! The last month will be TORTURE - I know that firsthand!

  58. SICKENING says – reply to this
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    The only thing covering those nasty veins is a thin layer of skin, no muscle, no NOTHING! THAT IS NOT THE SIGN OF A PREGNANT WOMAN EATING A HEALTHY DIET. THESE BITCHES SHOULD BE PROSECUTED FOR ABUSE!

  59. Brenda says – reply to this
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    She is having twins. She had a child before. For both of those reasons she is gonna look bigger than average. She is still not all that big for someone having twins, so I wouldn't doubt the August date. Most twins are usually born earlier though for medical reasons.

  60. discoho says – reply to this
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    what;s with those veins? jesus

  61. xuszerep says – reply to this
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    Holy Crap! She's huge!

  62. kdub says – reply to this
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    those sticks she may refer to as "legs" are probably gonna snap in two if she gets any bigger. you're eating for 3 not ANG!!!! EAT SOMETHING!!!!

  63. n says – reply to this
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    well bless her heart when you're size double minus zero any bump makes her look huge! I hope goes well for you. Congrats Ms. Jolie - you rock! Btw…the veins are a result of super low body fat. I do wonder how the heck she stays so ultra thin on her arms/legs when she's pregnant.

  64. James says – reply to this
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    Re: mimi – Just like yourself

  65. IHATEANGELINAJOLIE! says – reply to this
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    I HATE ANGELINA!!! WHO FUCKING CARES IF SHE IS HAVING MORE KIDS!

  66. elle says – reply to this
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    she is definitely giving labor sometime in june or july….she looks like she is about to burst.

  67. Shannon says – reply to this
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    Fuck that whoring slut. I hope they come out looking like the bastards that they are! With even bigger foreheads than that alien Shiloh.

  68. Tiff says – reply to this
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    Of course she will have the babies sooner, she is having twins. They almost always come 2-3 weeks early for lack of room. Some women have them as early as 32 weeks!

  69. Chase says – reply to this
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    She looks like Janice Dickenson in this pic. SCARY!

  70. I.Z. says – reply to this
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    Jolie has those terrible veins because she was using heroin in her teens. There was also some speculation in the media (of course, Perez never mentioned that!) that she has been quietly battling an eating disorder. If not the baby bump and the boobs, she looks abnormally thin for a pregnant woman. Look at another pic of her where she is shopping with Zahara and Shiloh in Monaco: huge belly and toothpick legs and arms. I'm not a doctor, but she doesn't look 'glowing' - she looks unhealthy and exhausted. I just hope the babies she is expecting will be OK.

  71. KT says – reply to this
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    I EFFIN HATE HER
    home-wrecking betch

  72. Jenfraud says – reply to this
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    Angie haters:
    I see you failed yet again losing weight? Do that Zone diet and Yoga. It's known for some has-been sitcom COUGAR to score some yucky ambitious social climber 'artist' who PEEs on his women. LOL!!!

  73. k says – reply to this
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    she looks like a preggers janice dickenson

  74. jessica says – reply to this
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    perez stop worshipping this woman….
    look at her bony body and disgusting veins, I highly doubt she is eating enough for herself, let alone the extra calories needed for the two little ones.

  75. frane says – reply to this
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    ewwww wassup with her arm

  76. a friend says – reply to this
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    She's got some major vein highways on her arm there, just like SJP. It is so creepy

  77. Cari says – reply to this
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    Re: Why do we never see Shiloh? – Who the hell told you that, retard???

  78. addie says – reply to this
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    No way shes due Aug 19th- I looked like that at almost 9 months and she probably in way better shape than I was..shes due before July atleast

  79. Team America says – reply to this
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  80. hands says – reply to this
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    talking about zombie hands…..

  81. mell says – reply to this
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    well she is having twins, so she can get bigger. that is like the weight she would be for like ONE baby to pop, but there are two so she could gain more. it would look like less if she wasn't so thin. what is up with those veins?