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Benji and Paris pose with a new cousin of Hilton's.

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Benji and Paris pose with a new cousin of Hilton's.
I would Not let that skank hold my child!
FIRRRSTTT
Awwwww 1st? 2nd? ah pff
top ten! cute baby!
First. Awww. *barf*
Blah
he is a loser, she is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
tony the tiger
???
work that photo op, bitches!
with all the puppies she used to drag around with her…
you'd think she'd look more natural holding something that small.
and yet she doesnt.
DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND LEAVE THE CHILD BEARING TO OTHERS!
THAT IS NOT CUTE.
FRANKLY I'M WORRIED FOR THE BABY.
WHAT MOTHER WOULD ALLOW PARIS HILTON TO GO NEAR THEIR BABY-EVEN NICOLE RICHIE DOESNT DO THAT.
SOMEONE CALL SOCIAL SERVICES.
I think these two actually have a chance they always looks so cute together
poor baby died shortly after this pic was taken
benji is so ugly and high.
perez, you'll post ANYTHING….peple do take pictures.And your point is??
This is really sweet! Who knows, she'll probably be the next one to pop up prego! Maybe this will give them baby fever!!!
19th bitches!!!
poor babyyyyyyyyy
Re: gg – sorry I meant ~people ~
let's hope this is as close as she ever gets to a baby
beautiful… xxx
soooo fake
how cute! ^^
It's nice seeing Paris carrying something else than her beloved Tinkerbell : )
cutness
its a photo-op. Benji looks like he wants to get out of there.
why is she always wearing hideous sunglasses?
GAG!!!
Perez,
You're the only idiot who think Paris, or anything she does, is cute. Let's all hope, for the betterment of society, that Paris can't procreate ever.
awwww
….i love paris
1st, 2nd, third?
She looks stoned and he needs to work out
Babies have a very limited fragile immune system. How unfortunate that the alleged doting parents let the STD queen hold the poor defenseless babe!
Doesn't it seem like Paris is copying EVERYTHING Nicole does? It's like she secretly wants her life….or is jealous??? What a skank?
I would not let that whore near my baby!!!
Looks like the baby wants to nurse but Paris got no boobs.
It is NOT a puppy Paris! You can not lock it in a closet when you go out.
Well Benji's name is right on, he is one ugly dog.
Cute baby though.
babys cute. the other two are fugly!
Ummm, why the fuck is she wearing sunglasses indoors?????? Does he ALWAYS wear that stupid hat??????
Re: B&B – lol….i agree!
this picture is a month old……..perez you suck
First
HILARIOUS! Nicole must be pissing her pants! Why are you so fat perez? Please don't run shirtless in Malibu on July 4th.
That's adorable!
1st?!
I always tried to ask all things about about this person.
People say it is a member of a celeb club
*** Mi llioN AIRE L o v e r.com ***
I came there and met my rich bf.
It's a place to meet the rich/celebrity.
Take your herpes off that baby and step quietly out of the room, whore.
Great…the baby just got an STD.
Too cute, yet all thos tattoos and that goofy hat make him look like a diseased carnival worker. What a catch! LOL
oh wow. first there are 4 comments, and when i click, there are like 20 o__O
This POSER has to make the slut face while holding a baby? And hello she's wearing sunglasses INSIDE while holding a child? WTF is wrong with these people? HELLO?
HE MUST BE JOKING!
SOUNDS LIKE HES A HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD TO ME
Hey Benji, the 1950's called….Ralph Cramden (Art Carney) from the Honeymooners wants his look back.
What? This picture is not cute. Actually, it is rather grotesque.
I love how he is named after a Dog and she is named after a city known for their Hookers… how fitting!
That's one of the scariest damn things I have seen in my life. Paris Hilton with a baby. It's like the seventh sign of the apocalypse.
The poor baby is searching for a nipple!!! You won't find any milk there sweetheart!
BENJI IS HIDEOUS… yuckkkkk, looks like trailer trash/homer simpson…. Paris - you can do better!!!!!
benji is going to eat that baby.
You call this CUTE?
she is so fucking awkward. does she even know how to hold a baby??
she even stole Nicole Richie's baby..get your own life
neither of them look sober
that baby looks like he or she is licking paris' upper boob… or atleast trying to.
Looks like PETE AND WINO!! You're a fucking suck up!
Someone should warn that baby she has cataids
Joel's so much cuter.
That poor baby now has herpes and ticks and fleas since it's usually where her dog is. They are both worthless. Jennifer Love Hewitt has awesome tits.
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…
is it just me or does that kid look like he is about to puke?
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Poor kids probly thinkin put me down skank!!!!
they look high.
This picture forecasts the future…. anybody agree? Sadly, it's true.
I bet $100 she gets knocked up this summer!
OMG He is soooooooooo cute !!! I love him
god, shoot me, but THAT is ADORABLE.
paris is nasty trash shes probably even slept with perez fat ass and spiedi whore
Oh my God, those ugly tattoos are going to scare that poor baby!!!
He's just as good looking as his brother. Damn. Both men have.great.eyes.
My God she cant even hold that baby properly cause she has to get in her "fiercest pose" for the camera … bless its little hilton heart
It's a little more trailer trash than cute…
why is that innocent baby with those two fools ???????????
who would let that SKANK hold their baby!!????!! I hope the kid has its shots …
oh the hate…or shall i say jealousy. all of you that have commented on her being a parent Why don't you make it a point to shun the scumbags in trailer parks or ghettos not to have children not people you hate because you are jealous. She at least has a strong family, a CAREER. If the world only had more peolple of wealth and drive to have children instead of uneducated dirtbags that live in trailers or public housing letting the goverment ( U & I ) paying for them.
What a fucked off ugly std riddled racist skank this cunt is, die whore.
THAT SKANK IS SO DESPERATE TO COPY NICOLE. SHE HOOKED UP WITH NICOLE'S B/F'S BOYFRIEND AND NOW SHE HAS EVEN 'BORROWED' A BABY FOR A PHOTO OP JUST LIKE NICOLE HAS BEEN DOING WITH HER REAL BABY.
SAD VERY SAD
Lookit Paris' normal sized arm! Maybe it's just the angle but I think Benji is having a healthy effect on the waifley partygirl
NOW THAT BABYS PARENTS ARE GONNA HAVE TO GET THE POOR CJILD DECONTAMINATED…….WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD ALLOW PARISHERPES TO HOLD THEIR INNOCENT BABY???
Im I the only one who is freaked out to see Paris holding a baby……scary thought please never let her reproduce.
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Paris is a WHORE!!!!
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Paris is a WHORE!!!!
Well, cute's not the first word that came to my mind. Daddy looks like an ex-con with all those tats. The poor kid's gonna grow up thinking all that "body art" is normal.
the maddens are condescending major hypocrites!
That Hilton woman hasn't got a motherly bone in her body.
Check out the way she's holding the baby!!
"It's all about me, me, me. I gotta look cute. Who gives two shits whether or not the baby might be slowly suffocating in my concave chest?"
cute?! c'mon!
girlfriend's just copying nicole now that she's got a life of her own. so pathetic.
Re: Great, now the baby has herpes. – Parisite? Is that you?
too cute for words- pftt! whatever! perez, you kiss so much ass. the skank looks like she posing with one of her dogs and not a human baby. she's all kinds of dumbass.
OOOOOOOOOO! She's gonna give that baby herpes!
Why does his head look Photoshopped, especially around the right edge?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww que hermosooooss!
NIII BELLOOOOSS
Sweet and adorable!
That baby is cute. It's nice that she still is in touch with her Aunts/Uncles & cousins.