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The blonde in the pic is Lily Allen.

The boozy Brit got all sorts of fucked up in Cannes last night!

Lily and her pops, comedian Keith Allen (he's the guy in the pic), hit up the party for the flick How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

Allen got so wasted up that her daddy had to walk her out of the party! According to reports, she couldn't even hold herself up!

A day of Cannes sunning + booze = a lethal combo.

[Image via Matrix Online.]

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    1. Diana says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    2. Arturo says – reply to this


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      No Way!

    3. ldfskja says – reply to this


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      what a dumbass

    4. Emma says – reply to this


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      first

    5. VAGTASTIC says – reply to this


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      I want you to eat my out while I am on my period Perez, and I want you to lick it all up and suck it all out REAL good!! I also want you to smash my gummy blood clots between your tongue and the roof of your mouth. I want you to press the blood clots on the back of your teeth until the ooze through your cracks. Please Perez, please.

      FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE!!!!!

    6. ln says – reply to this


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      poor girl.

    7. sexy says – reply to this


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      first first first!!! yay

    8. julia says – reply to this


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      who?

    9. Latonya Cox says – reply to this


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      GIRLFRIEND needs her daddy!!!!

    10. sambosun says – reply to this


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      Hey toasty

    11. stefanie says – reply to this


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      damn.. everyones had those nights.. it just sucks that she has to live hers out publicly!!!

    12. kell says – reply to this


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      or she could just be hiding her face from the cameras

    13. centralbaby..♥ says – reply to this


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      i dont understand the point of this picture.. :| ,, may i ask ?

    14. becca says – reply to this


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      i hope her dad took advantage of her

    15. the ferg says – reply to this


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      she sucks. i used to like her but she' worthless

    16. Jen says – reply to this


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      I thought she was pregnant?

    17. Rrrr says – reply to this


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      Isn't that a London Hackney Cab? Sure looks like it. Do they have them in Cannes?

    18. britgirl says – reply to this


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      Re: Jen –

      She lost the baby months ago.

    19. pedro says – reply to this


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      first!!!! hahahaha

    20. em says – reply to this


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      Her dad's an actor actually.

    21. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      I saw that naked picture of her the other day and assumed she was like 7 months pregnant…so I guess she's just a fat drunk then?

    22. Fact says – reply to this


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      Her dad was the dope supplier in Trainspotting and Hugo in Shallow Grave.

    23. G.O.D. says – reply to this


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      Who cares if she's a drunk…she's gotten SO heavy
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    24. Kortney says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU LILY! We have allll had nights like that.. so fucking what

    25. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Poor kiddo. To all you insensitive assholes commenting on her weight, she lost a BABY. It fucks you up physically and mentally. She's probably on anti-depressants which are causing the weight gain (although she shouldn't be drinking). Go crawl back under your rocks now.

    26. me says – reply to this


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      O.K - IF THIS IS CANNES THEN WHY IS THE PICTURE OF HER IN THE BACK OF A LONDON BLACK CAB?

      YEAH, SHE WAS PROBABLY DRUNK BUT HAVING LIVED IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE FOR 15 YEARS - WE DON'T HAVE BLACK CABS HERE - THEY'RE EXCLUSIVE TO LONDON & THE U.K!

    27. Keeley says – reply to this


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      is this the singer from TEXAS next to her ??

    28. john says – reply to this


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      Re: me – Dude it's the film festival, they probably have all kinds of special attractions, probably including london cabs.

    29. Snap! says – reply to this


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      Who's your DADDY??? WOOF!

    30. emma says – reply to this


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      what the hell does she do now?? she released an okay-ish album 2 years ago & had a failure of a tv show! she's a waste of space now yet the media still love her?!

    31. spp says – reply to this


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      Why was she at Cannes?Bitch you are not an actress you're fat and ugly go back to trash england jewish whore!!

    32. Sian says – reply to this


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      I've met her dad… he is very chatty… gives you drink then tries to groap you

    33. Cait says – reply to this


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      I love Keith Allen..he's a brilliant Sheriff of Nottingham!!! Robin Hood is one of the best British porgrammes at the moment…if ye havent seen it check it out!!!

    34. worly says – reply to this


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      well at least she has cute feet

      worldofbong.com

    35. Rob says – reply to this


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      actually - Festival House (the venue that hosted the party) has a fleet of black london cabs which they use to ferry guests to and from town

    36. AMO says – reply to this


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      Re: Jen – She had a miscarriage a couple of months ago.

    37. charliie x says – reply to this


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      aww bless herr everyone has them nights :D i luv her i fink she is class xxx

    38. R says – reply to this


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      Lots of people from England seem to get shitfaced, it's the cultural downfall. Bunch of losers.

    39. LUVIN MS ALLEN says – reply to this


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      LMAO. WHO CARES?!?!
      SHE'S ON VACA, SHE'S 22 AND ENJOYING HERSELF…as long as she doesnt make a habit out of doing this than whatevs right!

      LUVVVVV LILY.

    40. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Speaking as someone who just lost a baby, I can't believe how insensitive to post this. Someone also posted that it had been months since she lost her baby. Days, months, years, it could take me forever to get over this pain and grief I feel. Time does not matter. Give her a break, it would be really easy for me to hit the liquor myself right now, so have some compassion, geez!

    41. Anthony says – reply to this


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      Fuck, I though that was Michael Stipe, at first LOL LOL :) ) !

    42. Des says – reply to this


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      I thought she was preggers?

    43. rosie says – reply to this


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      In response to R, yeah so what us English get a bit 'shitfaced' hardly makes us losers! Ive travelled and have friends all around the world and have seen many cases where people who are not english shitfaced! Yet i dont go slagging these countries off, good on them for having a good time!

    44. w says – reply to this


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      Re: AMO – no the bitch aborted.

    45. LILY-LOVAH says – reply to this


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      BE NICE TO LILY!!!
      WE ALL BEEN HERE
      DONT BE HATIN

    46. Hon says – reply to this


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      Uh, Lily? That's not how you play scuba diver. Get that "hose" outta your mouth!

    47. Kate says – reply to this


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      This girl is going to be in rehab in like three years at the rate she's going. I hate to say it, but it's almost a blessing in disguise that she miscarried her baby. Can you imagine a child growing up with a mother like this? Or a pregnant mother carrying on like this?

    48. Kate says – reply to this


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      Re: Kate – I am not trying to be mean, especially not to a girl who's lost her baby–just trying to be truthful with my feelings. She was doing stuff like this before she was pregnant and while she was pregnant, she still smoked and drank.

    49. Cassie says – reply to this


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      I know she went through a rought time earlier this year, but…she needs to start cleaning herself up, now…poor thing. :(

    50. djj says – reply to this


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      I didn't realise they had London Black Cabs in Cannes.

    51. djj says – reply to this


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      Re: VAGTASTIC –
      You dirty bitch there are young people reading this!

    52. ladyjag says – reply to this


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      I saw her on Leno the other night and she was definitely NOT fat. In fact, she was wearing a cropped top. I have a strong feeling the photos of her topless you showed were either old or photo shopped. She was really funny and down to earth on the show. I found her very refreshing.

    53. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


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      53rd!! aslhee simpson got married, and I posted it on Perez's blog before he did!!

    54. David says – reply to this


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      Why is she even at Cannes? What reason does she have to be there?

    55. karine says – reply to this


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      So she got drunk….big fucking deal. It happens to the best of us. At least she's not on crack or smack or pills or whatever else. Y'all should leave her alone.

    56. P says – reply to this


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      If that is supposed to be Cannes, howcome they are in a London black cab?

    57. T says – reply to this


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      Dude. Her Dad is the Sheriff of Nottingham? I LOVE him! I had NO idea.

    58. Kazelwsx says – reply to this


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