Class Act
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen > Wacky, Tacky & True
The blonde in the pic is Lily Allen.
The boozy Brit got all sorts of fucked up in Cannes last night!
Lily and her pops, comedian Keith Allen (he's the guy in the pic), hit up the party for the flick How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.
Allen got so wasted up that her daddy had to walk her out of the party! According to reports, she couldn't even hold herself up!
A day of Cannes sunning + booze = a lethal combo.
[Image via Matrix Online.]
Posted: May 16, 2008 at 12:45 pm
FIRST
No Way!
what a dumbass
first
I want you to eat my out while I am on my period Perez, and I want you to lick it all up and suck it all out REAL good!! I also want you to smash my gummy blood clots between your tongue and the roof of your mouth. I want you to press the blood clots on the back of your teeth until the ooze through your cracks. Please Perez, please.
FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE!!!!!
poor girl.
first first first!!! yay
who?
GIRLFRIEND needs her daddy!!!!
Hey toasty
damn.. everyones had those nights.. it just sucks that she has to live hers out publicly!!!
or she could just be hiding her face from the cameras
i dont understand the point of this picture..
,, may i ask ?
i hope her dad took advantage of her
she sucks. i used to like her but she' worthless
I thought she was pregnant?
Isn't that a London Hackney Cab? Sure looks like it. Do they have them in Cannes?
Re: Jen –
She lost the baby months ago.
first!!!! hahahaha
Her dad's an actor actually.
I saw that naked picture of her the other day and assumed she was like 7 months pregnant…so I guess she's just a fat drunk then?
Her dad was the dope supplier in Trainspotting and Hugo in Shallow Grave.
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Who cares if she's a drunk…she's gotten SO heavy
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I LOVE YOU LILY! We have allll had nights like that.. so fucking what
Poor kiddo. To all you insensitive assholes commenting on her weight, she lost a BABY. It fucks you up physically and mentally. She's probably on anti-depressants which are causing the weight gain (although she shouldn't be drinking). Go crawl back under your rocks now.
O.K - IF THIS IS CANNES THEN WHY IS THE PICTURE OF HER IN THE BACK OF A LONDON BLACK CAB?
YEAH, SHE WAS PROBABLY DRUNK BUT HAVING LIVED IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE FOR 15 YEARS - WE DON'T HAVE BLACK CABS HERE - THEY'RE EXCLUSIVE TO LONDON & THE U.K!
is this the singer from TEXAS next to her ??
Re: me – Dude it's the film festival, they probably have all kinds of special attractions, probably including london cabs.
Who's your DADDY??? WOOF!
what the hell does she do now?? she released an okay-ish album 2 years ago & had a failure of a tv show! she's a waste of space now yet the media still love her?!
Why was she at Cannes?Bitch you are not an actress you're fat and ugly go back to trash england jewish whore!!
I've met her dad… he is very chatty… gives you drink then tries to groap you
I love Keith Allen..he's a brilliant Sheriff of Nottingham!!! Robin Hood is one of the best British porgrammes at the moment…if ye havent seen it check it out!!!
well at least she has cute feet
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actually - Festival House (the venue that hosted the party) has a fleet of black london cabs which they use to ferry guests to and from town
Re: Jen – She had a miscarriage a couple of months ago.
aww bless herr everyone has them nights
i luv her i fink she is class xxx
Lots of people from England seem to get shitfaced, it's the cultural downfall. Bunch of losers.
LMAO. WHO CARES?!?!
SHE'S ON VACA, SHE'S 22 AND ENJOYING HERSELF…as long as she doesnt make a habit out of doing this than whatevs right!
LUVVVVV LILY.
Speaking as someone who just lost a baby, I can't believe how insensitive to post this. Someone also posted that it had been months since she lost her baby. Days, months, years, it could take me forever to get over this pain and grief I feel. Time does not matter. Give her a break, it would be really easy for me to hit the liquor myself right now, so have some compassion, geez!
Fuck, I though that was Michael Stipe, at first LOL LOL
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I thought she was preggers?
In response to R, yeah so what us English get a bit 'shitfaced' hardly makes us losers! Ive travelled and have friends all around the world and have seen many cases where people who are not english shitfaced! Yet i dont go slagging these countries off, good on them for having a good time!
Re: AMO – no the bitch aborted.
BE NICE TO LILY!!!
WE ALL BEEN HERE
DONT BE HATIN
Uh, Lily? That's not how you play scuba diver. Get that "hose" outta your mouth!
This girl is going to be in rehab in like three years at the rate she's going. I hate to say it, but it's almost a blessing in disguise that she miscarried her baby. Can you imagine a child growing up with a mother like this? Or a pregnant mother carrying on like this?
Re: Kate – I am not trying to be mean, especially not to a girl who's lost her baby–just trying to be truthful with my feelings. She was doing stuff like this before she was pregnant and while she was pregnant, she still smoked and drank.
I know she went through a rought time earlier this year, but…she needs to start cleaning herself up, now…poor thing.
I didn't realise they had London Black Cabs in Cannes.
Re: VAGTASTIC –
You dirty bitch there are young people reading this!
I saw her on Leno the other night and she was definitely NOT fat. In fact, she was wearing a cropped top. I have a strong feeling the photos of her topless you showed were either old or photo shopped. She was really funny and down to earth on the show. I found her very refreshing.
53rd!! aslhee simpson got married, and I posted it on Perez's blog before he did!!
Why is she even at Cannes? What reason does she have to be there?
So she got drunk….big fucking deal. It happens to the best of us. At least she's not on crack or smack or pills or whatever else. Y'all should leave her alone.
If that is supposed to be Cannes, howcome they are in a London black cab?
Dude. Her Dad is the Sheriff of Nottingham? I LOVE him! I had NO idea.
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