If Looks Could Kill
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Gwyneth Paltrow makes her way out of Madonna's London gym on Thursday.
What crawled up her ass????
The actress also showed off a new hairdo.
Blah!
Below is what Gwyneth looks like with a lot of makeup and Photoshop, on the cover of the new V magazine.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 16, 2008 at 9:15 am
I love HERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is probably sick of the photogs always in her face!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is so annoying.
first bitches!!!!!!
Herro
this is becoming a trend….first page again!!!
FIRST
Perez, why you don't like her is anyone's guess. But she looks great in the both picutres. She's a very talented actress. What have you done, but prance around screaming that your fat and gay. You are worthless and I can't wait till you fall on your UGLY face. You piece of dog shit.
blah is right
WOW……..SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER MOTHER IN THAT V COVER PHOTO!
She's hot
She looks better natural.
F.I.R.S.T bitches
so?
it could almost pass as cate blanchette.
hideous
helllllllllllppppppppppp!! my life has been reduced to checking and rechecking to see if i'm the first comment! I've really gotta get a life!!
she is rather homely in the first one with her roots showing but looks good in the second one because of the makeup. her mother is far prettier than her but she's not that bad. she'll never be grace kelly obviously.
Well I think she looks pretty good in real life too.
thats hot
1st??
you must be blind. if only you looked that good after three massages, 2 facelifts and a genetic transplant. If you think that is looking bad you must be delusional.
She just came out of the gym, for cry eye. Cut the woman some slack, Perez. And yeah, I agree w/#1 - those cameras constantly in her (or any celeb's) face have got to get old really fast.
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITTER PERSON??? SHE LOOKS GREAT IN BOTH. I WISH I HAD SKIN LIKE THAT WITH NO MAKE UP ON.
she is gorgeous and fabulous
she is quite average in appearance. what is her claim to fame? is her mother famous?
She's totally unattractive with or without makeup!!!
She has really nice skin.
Geez, lay off her! Who doesn't let themselves go when they've got kids? Besides, she's coming out of the damn gym in the one pic, why the heck would she be all glammed up?
Yea I'm sure she's looking at that picture thinking "god I wish I looked like that fat
cuban poof who hates himself so much he has to put everybody else down". Surely
that's what she's thinking!
She looks good in both… whats the problem?
Yea I'm sure she's looking at that picture thinking "god I wish I looked like that fat
cuban poof who hates himself so much he has to put everybody else down". Surely
that's what she's thinking!!
She's beautiful with or without makeup, everyone looks different with full makeup…stop HATIN, Perez!
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grozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..she lookz ok on the magazine..but
i'm sure itz photozhopped…obama thinkz there iz // 57 //statez
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give me
a break….57 statez..jay leno will have a ball with that one..
SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL THIN TALENTED WOMAN, SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, THAT'S WHY YOU HATE HER!
wow - she looks like Joan Van Ark now, too bad Gwyneth can't act as well as her though…
She is a twat, does anyone really like her anyway? Can't she just go away? She can't act and is totally worthless.
If you were her you'd hate the paparazzi too! I think she's stunning in both pics. Give her a break and stick to slaggin' the crazies. That's when you're at your best.
She looks better with long hair. But she is homely either way. I can't stand her - she is always for negative and although she is a college dropout, she tries (and fails ) to sound so educated & smart. But mostly, I just find her extremely unattractive.
Wow this is really freaky but it seems as if she has morphed into her mother completely ..wtf happened to her face???? rough
Gwenyth paltrow is amazinggg, stop hating.
She looks better in the one without make up! She is so pretty
She's a beautiful woman, anybody could look like that if they were photographed unexpectedly
She looks wierd and wrong on the V cover. All forehead and chin, ew
GWYNETH HOOKED BRAD THEN A ROCK STAR HAS AN AMAZING BODY PLUS A BLUE CHIP PEDIGREE AND IS CLASS ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!
I LOVE HER!!!!! stop hating on her because she doesnt want to be photographed
Is it me or has this bitch always been fugly?
Just another plain-jane, generic bleached blond. BLAH!
can't stand her……………..
I totally love and respect Gwyneth Paltrow. I would glare at geeky men taking my photograph and invading my space everywhere I go and photograpghing my kids too! She has every right ot be annoyed and I think it is cool that she is genuine about it.
Ya know there are plenty of celebs who look fabulous and glowing after coming out of the gym. Gwyneth just has a very plane jane face and needs a lot of makeup to look gorgeous. Lots of female celebs are like that. Heck if they didn't need the makeup, they'd be models not actors.
As for her personality, I live down the street from her place in New York and she is a stuck up BITCH! Other female celeb neighbors like SJP, Liv Tyler, Uma, Kate Hudson are really nice to everyone. Gwyneth is such a snob and talks down to everyone in her upper east side, lock-jaw wanna be british affected speech. I hope she stays in London.
She had her hair cut ages ago… remember the pic you showed at the Iron Man premier?? DUH YOU ARE SO OLD WITH THE NEWS AND SO STUPID SOMETIMES!
eww she looks like Chris Crocker on the cover
Perez, you like men, so don't try to judge a beautiful woman. Go to California and marry your man, already!!!
Ooh Perez, why'd you need to be so mean?! She's just come out of the gym and has nasty pap's snapping away in her face. I'd look pretty p*ssed too. I think she look pretty good considering, and I love the magazine shots. People - yes, you too Perez - should give her a break. From all the interviews she's done recently she sounds sweet, down to earth and quite funny to me. And she's a great mom…
i like her better in the first picture, honestly.
She still looks great. Great skin, her features still pretty. She takes care of herself & it shows.
she looks like a blond Tilda Swinton—- and thats not good.
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ —"c e l e b m i n g l e . c o m"—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
That's a new hairdo? I adore Gwynnie but hair parted in the middle (a la Madonna) with the sides stick straight isn't a big departure for her!
quit hatin.
i truly wonder what she did to make you act like this towards her. gwenyth has always been a great actress & one of the only blondes in hollywood i really think is truly attractive.
You seriously need to lay off Gwenyth.
Somebody played a trick on her and poured her douche into her enema kit, and it burns! I'd like to fuck her mom. After I finished off her asshole vinaigrette.
SHE SHOULD THANK HER SMALL PART OF THE POPULATION OF FANS FOR HER ”STATUS” INSTEAD OF BEING A CUNT.
WHEN SHE LOST BRAD PITT,SHE WAS SO ”OVER”.
NOW SHES GOT THAT AVRIL LAVIGN DOUCHEY-NESS THING GOING ON.
Jealous much, Perez?
she looks amazing to me.
I have met gwyneth at heathrow airport and im telling you that she is as beautiful in real life as she is in her movies she has a floorless face shes been blessed with very good genes. she really is a beautiful person too and No im not a star struck fan im a genuine person whos sees genuine beauty.
There's nothing to be jealous of here. She's an ugly woman.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!
No one has forgotten her anti-America skrees. Shes a talentless loud mouth and I sincerely wish someone would slap her in the mouth. Heres an idea grab that inbred retard husband of yours and go back to Europe you traitorous piece of crap.
I've seen her up close and in person. She looks pretty much like that first photo when she's not made up for an event. She's nothing to rave home about. The only time she looks good is when she has had a team of stylists working on her for three hours.
Perez!
Do you like to be photographed when you don't have your make-up on?
Some of your bitchiness should be re-channelled…into your musical endeavors for instance. You've got a great ear and somewhere the powers that be are going to get you if you're trying to move on the 'other side' of the camera.
Gwyneth really is a great actress and lovely to boot. She doesn't even seem to need a stylist to still put together an outfit and is one of the few American actresses outside of Meryl Streep who can actually pull off a good British accent.
Don't know the woman, but in my book that deserves a bit of respect.
ann heche wants her face back gwen. but jodie foster said u can keep her hair.
She is so fucking ugly!
Gwyn looks like Kiki Dunst's mom.
Poor thing - she always looks like she's really hungry.
she looks like shit !! in both pics !
The magic of photoshop!
Her face is so much thinner on that cover.
Saw the V magazine photos.
Gwyn looks like a tranny, especially in the leotard pic.
I can't BELIEVE how much she LOOKS LIKE HER MOTHER NOW!! It's been just this past year that it's been like twins when you look at them together.
She is one of those actresses who is happy as a clam to take millions of dollars for doing 2 months of "work" for her "craft" and then want to kill photographers who want to take her pic for her fans. It's one or the other GWENIEEEE, either go hide in a closet and stop making movies or just fucking deal with it. Your life is sooooo miserable because ppl want to photograph you??? Shut the fuck up. I am so sick of hearing her bitch about how her privacy is being invaded and her tool husband wanting to fucking punch photogs for looking at them twice. What is she the fucking queen of England now??? I can just hear her rambling on to her Hollywood type friends in her faux madonna British accent…"Oh, why wont they just give me a spot of peace and quiet???"
There is absolutely nothing special about this Paltrow girl.
What is most disturbing about her is that she loathes America.
If Americans didn't buy tickets to see her shitty movies~ she wouldn't have the money to lead a high falutin' lifestyle in London.
She bites the hands that feed her.
What an ingrate.
In her day, her mother was far more gorgeous than Gwynnie will ever be.
she's so plain looking…makes me wonder why people ever thought she was pretty
That covershot could be anyone
Her face has zero personality
Notice how Gwyneth has sky rocketed to the top of Perez's hate list these days? At least every other day he's talking shit about her. Why? Did she snub him or something. Me thinks so. Look you fat peacock, she's a good actress. One of the best in her generation (IMO). She's always liked her privacy. And her new haircut looks great. And oh, the comment about the picture with a lot of make-up and being photoshopped. Looks like all of Maddona's publicity pictures for her new CRAP album. You're such a douche bag.
she looks like heidi montag in the v cover! separated at birth???
she looks like heidi montag in the v cover!! separated at birth??
Yes, it is confirmed…Perez was snubbed by Gwyneth, and he did not like it, esp. since Gwyneth is friends with Ross the Intern. You know the history and it was even alluded to on their Youtube video awhile back. So that's where it stems from. She looks great, she's got a huge hit movie, sexy husband…and class unlike Perez!!!
she just got done working out. i know she's a celebrity, but i think she'd have more problems if she had full hair and make up and a great big smile on her face after a day at the gym. she'd get made fun of on here if she came out of the gym looking like she just had a makeover. just let her be a person and give her a break. she's gorgeous and she's allowed to be normal like the rest of us when we get out of the gym every once in a while. i would get so annoyed having to make myself look perfect in every circumstance just in case a photographer took a picture of me. i like both pics.
On that mag cover she looks like that papier mache hat chick from Seinfeld that dated George that time - lol!
She's beautiful and intelligent and accomplished. You, Perez, not so much. Love you but ……………….
she is so terribly ugly bland. she has an awful face. awful energy. awful boring eyes. bad posture, and an UGLY MOUTH. poor girl!
NO ONE CAN CALL HER BEAUTIFUL. Her Posture is bad. Her breasts are ugly. Her EYES are ugly. Her NOSE was done. Her MOUTH is ugly. And her lips are ugly. Blonde died hair does not a beauty make! SHE IS A BUTTER FACE WITH UGLY BREASTS AND BAD POSTURE. as howard stern says: SHE HAS THE SEX APPEAL OF A MAN WHICH = NONE.!!!
It's about time she took those tracks out of her hair. Now if Jessica Simpson could take hers out.
she looks like Carrie on that cover
What an eyesore!~
She is so unattractive. It really hurts ones eyes looking at that picture.
She obviously thinks she's royalty. Remember the shots of Princess Diana coming out of her London Gym. That's who Gwynnie thinks she is- the reincarnation of Princess Diana.
Amazing how self deluded this Paltrow girl is.
There are Guinnea Pigs and there are Gwynnie Pigs.
What we're dealing with here is a Gwynnie Pig.
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ah you're back again. Still sore from hillary's loss? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
With makeup and photoshop, she is morphing into Kate Blanchett.
even with all that makeup she's a total plain jane
PEREZ. i LOVE you, but Gwyneth is gorgeous. Have you not seen Shakespeare in Love? She's barely aged, and she's gorgeous and you really should stop badgering her. Compared to V Beckam she's a goddess though i must admit beckam's pretty hot, but Paltrow is soooo much better