Kristina Chen's Latest Masterpiece

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Tina has added a new song to her official MySpace page!

Click here to listen to her interpretation of Nelly Furtado's Say It Right.

Classic!

    Posted: May 16, 2008 at 11:30 am / Email this  »

    334 comments to “Kristina Chen's Latest Masterpiece”

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    1. Amanda says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!

    2. meghan says – reply to this


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      Ugh..
      Why doesn't her mother know about this shit?
      I bet she has sex offenders knocking at her door every day..
      Gross.. and she calls herself churchy and such?

    3. Julie says – reply to this


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      F***ING gross ….

    4. kate dilligaf says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    5. VAGTASTIC says – reply to this


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      I want you to eat my out while I am on my period Perez, and I want you to lick it all up and suck it all out REAL good!! I also want you to smash my gummy blood clots between your tongue and the roof of your mouth. I want you to press the blood clots on the back of your teeth until the ooze through your cracks. Please Perez, please.

      FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE!!!!!

    6. irly says – reply to this


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      Good God

    7. Kerrry says – reply to this


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      LOL!

    8. Li.Ho :D says – reply to this


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      OMFG!!
      This is sooooo good.
      Thanks for posting it Perez :D

    9. TASS says – reply to this


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      5TH!!!! who cares?!

    10. nas says – reply to this


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      Fugly!!! first

    11. sara says – reply to this


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      that is one FUGLY mix of races

    12. Justine says – reply to this


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      I admire her not giving two shits what people think about her.

    13. MIA says – reply to this


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      I'm not one to crush a person's dreams….but that was really hard to sit through.

    14. Paris says – reply to this


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      She is so gross!

    15. Mike says – reply to this


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      This chick couldn't make cement hard … under no circumstances should "masterpiece" and her mug be anywhere in a sentence.

    16. defeno says – reply to this


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      WTF??? Telentless f**king piece of sh1t - fat lard too!

    17. haha says – reply to this


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      FAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!

    18. RoO says – reply to this


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      Omg thats soo sad

    19. hmmmm says – reply to this


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      WOW!!!!!!

    20. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH says – reply to this


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      Why the hell did I click on the link that just ruined my fucking day and there are idiots who think this douche can sing PEOPLE GET YOUR FUCKING EARS CHECKED.

    21. Liz says – reply to this


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      who is this awful bitch?i she retarded?why are you so obsessed with her perez shes a disgrace to music and a god-freak.shes pathetic.

    22. kel says – reply to this


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      good thing I'm soulless or else I couldn't laugh as heartily at this as I am currently…

    23. MAC says – reply to this


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      PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Perez, stop giving this thing attention so that it can go back to where it came from. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    24. Mars Hg says – reply to this


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      OMG!! is she for real??
      she can't even talk well enough…
      also, she looks like a friggin' ogre

    25. Ricky says – reply to this


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      OMG! There are no words….

      and: Why are people writing it sounds okay… are they f**** DEAF?!?!? ; )

    26. Kristen says – reply to this


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      Can she hear herself? Wow… there are stray dogs amassing at my front door.

    27. kt says – reply to this


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      YESSSSSS!!!!!!

      More Tina!!!!!!

    28. Mariela says – reply to this


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      ewwwww! tina cover your self up! and god she is U-G-L-Y!! she can't even sing!!

      FIRST?!?!

    29. army says – reply to this


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      Oh what a beautiful sound that girl makes…..!

    30. GINA says – reply to this


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      OMG! THIS LADY IS ABOUT AS COOL AS FIRE!!! BUT DAMN FUNNY OT WATCH!!

    31. OWWWWWWWW,MY EARS/EYES says – reply to this


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      WHO..OR WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????

    32. jules says – reply to this


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      this is gross. if she thinks this is pretty her mom should be slapped for lying to her daughter. Excuse me while a throw up somemore!! Yuck!!! I would rather look at Britney's pantiless ramps than look at her!

    33. Ricky says – reply to this


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      Perez..
      as entertaining the stuff is…. is is really necessary to see her "great" body??? ; ))))

    34. s says – reply to this


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      i wonder if her parents have any idea what she is up to

    35. Vinnyyyyy says – reply to this


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      BUSTED!! And im not even talking about her flat-chest! GAG!!!!!! Poor ugly.

    36. r-unit says – reply to this


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      is she retarded???

    37. K says – reply to this


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      This actually makes me really sad. If her parents don't know about this, they should. And if they do, they should be ashamed of themselves. I really don't think she's completely mentally competent and the fact that she's being led to believe she's some kind of celebrity - just so that she keeps this up so people can keep laughing - is actually pretty shameful. I laughed the first few times, but now I'm just sad for her.

    38. Scooter says – reply to this


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      FUCKING HILARIOUS!
      Classy girl…

      "It's Tina BITTCCHHH!!!!"

    39. Tessa says – reply to this


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      The whole Tina Chen thing is hilarious, but Perez still needs to do more effort to get me to listen to her singing again… ;P

    40. michelle. says – reply to this


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      she's so fcuuking ugly she looks like a fcuukin pig.

      but I LUv perez hilton he's a hot piece. :)

    41. Rosie says – reply to this


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      "You've either got it or…" finish this sentence.

    42. EMInem says – reply to this


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      hhhahahah thats fucked up!

    43. untwistedcrown says – reply to this


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      i never heard of this chick and i know why… Perez.. why are u giving this kinda crap space on your page??? there has to be something much better… like c'mon already!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    44. cdlc says – reply to this


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      huh.

    45. GalPal says – reply to this


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      I could not invent an uglier more repulsive version of a girl if someone held a gun to my head. In fact, please do, and pull the trigger. This pig will haunt my every nightmare for the rest of my days.

    46. mineeme says – reply to this


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      the kinds of people should just stay local!

    47. Dani says – reply to this


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      Re: VAGTASTIC

      That's one of the most disgusting things I ever read. I love it.

    48. dave says – reply to this


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      She is cute and her voice isn't that bad…lay off, peeps

    49. SICK GIRL says – reply to this


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      Can someone tell her she is not pretty at ALL!! Also she must be really tone deaf. She must live a really terrible life.

    50. xuszerep says – reply to this


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      Okay, I don't want to be mean, but ….. Oh, forget, I can't say what I'm gonna say… It'd be really cruel.

    51. cherylann says – reply to this


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      oh.my.god. I think that my cousin (unfortunately) could be Tina's BFF. They are exactly the same. AHHHHHHHHH!

    52. Aruba Revue says – reply to this


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      she is seriously retarded. on another note, I luv Britney:P

    53. La camisa negra English version says – reply to this


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      jajajajajjajaja I love Tina!!!!! Have you heard la camisa negra in english. Go to youtube and you'll love!!!!! Tediosita Perez continua asi, eres la mas marrana de las tediosas.

    54. WTF???? says – reply to this


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      How old is she?

    55. lola7 says – reply to this


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      Re: VAGTASTIC – #5 please take yuor meds

    56. Christina says – reply to this


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      Who the heck is this person?

    57. octavia says – reply to this


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      this MUST be a joke?

    58. Sophie says – reply to this


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      Totally murdered Piece of Me, is she taking the piss or somthing?!

      but yay for her to having the guts to put the songs up

    59. Jacks says – reply to this


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      I think my ears are bleeding, thanks Perez

    60. gennavieve says – reply to this


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      i think she should date william hung. they would make great music && beautiful children together.
      HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAAAAA

    61. Gia Jolie says – reply to this


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      Uh Perez. I think she might be a little mentally off. Seriously. Making fun of a mentally off person is just horrible. Keep making fun of those Hollywood idiots though. That's funny.

    62. edog says – reply to this


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      Perez you have got to stop expoiting this little girl. It's not funny or entertaining. Are you really proud to be a part of it

    63. Kelly says – reply to this


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      is that a fucking joke?? that is Re-DONK-u-lous. Just awful

    64. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Oh God! What a disaster. ha-ha Perez your the best for putting this shit up! It makes me laugh so hard.

    65. BARF says – reply to this


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      THAT"S SO FUCKING GROSS! AND CAN"T EVEN CARRY A TUNE!

    66. mike says – reply to this


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      Is she retarded?

    67. Amanda says – reply to this


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      My husband just described Tina perfectly.

      He said, "If I ever need to induce vomiting, just show me that picture."

    68. glenny says – reply to this


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      oh my, is she for reals?

    69. sylv says – reply to this


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      goodness.
      like seriously? sigh…

    70. DSS says – reply to this


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      Where in the hell are this girl's parents?

    71. mandyalene says – reply to this


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      I'm in love.

    72. lauram says – reply to this


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      where is her mother? or some adult who can tell her she is making a fool of herself… because shes delusional.

    73. carrie says – reply to this


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      one question, and I'm really not meaning this to be hateful. Is she mentally challenged? If not, what's the deal with her speech?

    74. wow says – reply to this


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      holy shit! she's so horrid. why are people giving her support? (PEREZ!! You know you're guilty) So just stop giving her attention and HOPEFULLY, she'll go AWAY FOREVER.

    75. Jessica says – reply to this


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      My ears are BLEEEEEEEEEDING!

    76. Cat says – reply to this


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      Why does Perez keep posting on her. It's mean, she obvioulsy can't sing and her songs are awful. Being fake friendly to her is just mean. I feel bad that she actually thinks her stuff is good cause everyone keeps telling her it is. It's like a really mean joke everyone is in on except her. It's just so mean.

    77. umm says – reply to this


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      this is just gross. it wouldn't be bad if she actually sang good and looked the way she does, but EWWW! Why does everybody lie to her and post that she's good on her myspace? She's freakin HORRIBLE! She's making a complete ass out of herself!

    78. Claire says – reply to this


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      Ewww she's so gross!!
      Stop promoting her please.

    79. Jeee says – reply to this


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      She has 7808 friends on my space.
      no one says anything cruel to her
      I don't get it, do some people really think she's good?
      or is she slightly retarded and they are encouraging her efforts?
      She makes me embarassed for her

    80. Lins says – reply to this


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      Shame on you, Perez. Find someone else to pick on. It's just sad.

    81. cobag says – reply to this


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      OOOOOOH I WANNA SEE SOME PASTY FLAP JACK TITTIES TOO GIRLFRIEND!!!

    82. soulblazin says – reply to this


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      Shame on you Perez!!! Making fun of special ppl…hope she makes it to the olympics with all that talent…oh yeah the pic is real gross…nobody wants to see that, I just upchucked my lunch thank you very much.

    83. kim says – reply to this


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      AHHHHHH I want to throw up just looking at her hurts shes disgusting.

    84. TigerBoy says – reply to this


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      Perez is afflicted with that problem a lot of homos have–extreme immaturity. I used to work with a guy who was a flamer and actually looked a lot like perez. This freak was 30 years old and kept stuffed animals and dolls in his cubicle. He acted like he was 12. Same thing here. Perez is a man-child. That's why he thinks this sad piece of humanity is entertaining.

    85. easily offended says – reply to this


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      Perez, please, in the future, make this an "if you are easily offended" post.
      .
      Thanks.

    86. LoveMaegan.com says – reply to this


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      GOD SHE IS SO GROSSSSSSSSS

      WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE'S HOT? WHO TOLD HER? WHO?

    87. joan says – reply to this


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      that was the funniest thing. i am still smiling.

    88. xultar says – reply to this


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      Where is that little skank's mom?

    89. christina- like-its-haawwt says – reply to this


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      Honestly, not being mean… is she mentally disabled?

    90. wtf says – reply to this


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      gross why the fuck do you even give her attention shes just a dumb fat bitch

    91. nate250 says – reply to this


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      This is sad. If she claims to be so christian why is she posing like that lifting up her short for everyone in the wordl the see?!?! Obvioysly you can tell she has mental problems and it is really mean for you to expolit her mario aka perez. stick to making fun of the celebs not her. LEAVE CHRISTINA CHEN ALONE!!!!!!!

    92. sarah says – reply to this


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      okay, she's retarded, right??? I don't understand why her family lets her continue to embarrass herself this way, unless they are retarded too.

    93. noelle says – reply to this


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      this bitch is retarded

    94. OliZ says – reply to this


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      daaamn this girl really sux!!! everybody's laughing bout her…she's pathetic & ridiculous…why do you evn report about her, perez??? I just don't get it

      greetz

    95. first says – reply to this


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      Tragic. HORK!

    96. WHAHAHAHAHHAHA says – reply to this


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      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahha ! Perez , you are so mean. But this time I like it. Whahahahha. What a freaky and ugly girl ! And those songs !

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

    97. Anne Grey says – reply to this


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      Huh…
      Omg… I suddenly have a migraine … ?!

    98. eden says – reply to this


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      the best thing about her (that's ironic!) is that she obviously doesn't realise that she sucks BIG TIME! she CAN'T sing but thinks she is the best singer in the world! i don't even understand why peeps leave comments on her myspace page saying she has a beautiful voice, she's the best, bla bla bla… that's just bullshit! she's rubbish and doesn't understand they laugh at her! i threw up when i saw that pic again!

    99. Jordan T says – reply to this


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      Omg perez your making fun of a girl who has a mental disability…….oh should be ashamed of yourself. This girl is very obviously dealing with mental challenges. shame shame shame.

    100. Kendrayne says – reply to this


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      I listened to it and why oh why Perez would you have this girl up on your web site? She cannot sing. Still, I give her credit for putting it out there.

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