Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought

Filed under: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson singing live!

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    Posted: May 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm / Email this  »

    843 comments to “Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought”

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    1. lu says – reply to this


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      Sucks!!

    2. btoff says – reply to this


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      she is HORRIBLEEEEEEEEE

    3. eve says – reply to this


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      She has a unique voice. I like it.

    4. donniedarko772 says – reply to this


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      Soo cute!

    5. kat says – reply to this


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      meh

    6. Me says – reply to this


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      Sounds like a man….ugh.

    7. ks says – reply to this


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      You've got to be kidding. Absolutely awful. Why in the world do you keep subjecting us to this crap? That is not music. It isn't singing. I don't know what you'd call it. Chick should just stick to acting. God, I have a bad taste in my mouth now!

    8. Um...I Guess says – reply to this


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      she sucks beyond belief…
      first!

    9. twelveoclock says – reply to this


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      no.

    10. me says – reply to this


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      My ears are bleeding and she looks constipated.

    11. melanie says – reply to this


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      Oh, I don't know about that. It's PRETTY bad. She sounds like a man. And really, she's almost tone deaf. I like her, but come on…stick to your day job, it pays pretty well already!

    12. christa says – reply to this


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      yikes

    13. Laura says – reply to this


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      I like it! It's different but different good!

    14. lilly says – reply to this


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      i dont know which version is worse, so bad, its not even funny. LIke who the hell gave her a record deal, shes just as bad as the rejects on american idol.

    15. jess says – reply to this


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      i actually really like this song

    16. Scarlett Jo Sucks Whoaaa says – reply to this


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      She tries to be Nico and sucks at it!! That song is simply atrocious ahhhhhhh and is she wearing a maternity top or what?!

    17. GAG says – reply to this


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      This is terrible. I couldn't stand it past 15 seconds. It sounds like she has something clogging her throat. MUTE MUTE MUTE

    18. Heather says – reply to this


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      are u serious

    19. NOWUVEDONEIT says – reply to this


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      Not as bad as Hilary singing the National Anthem! Obama 08! BIATCH!

    20. bran says – reply to this


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      i really like the song, and the CD…it gets into your head and stays for a while

    21. Erin says – reply to this


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      I liked it! It's different from the usual stuff you hear over and over again.

    22. Born March 23rd 1978 in Miami says – reply to this


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      No mas por favor!!!!!!

    23. Kelsey says – reply to this


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      1st .shes reli bad she cannot sing at all

    24. Danielle says – reply to this


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      Are you crazy? You think the New Kids suck and this sounds good? You're insane!

    25. Thomas says – reply to this


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      this is so bad … omg.

    26. MisterReview.com says – reply to this


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      huh first a second time ?

    27. Ari says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    28. JA says – reply to this


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      who told her she could sing??????

    29. SB says – reply to this


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      Sounds great!

    30. Rain says – reply to this


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      THOUGHT, not "Though"……My eyes are bleeding. NO. MORE. TYPOS. EVERRRRRRRRR

    31. Raquel says – reply to this


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      Hmmm… not a big fan, but it keeps you listening. Kinda waited for some kind of hook. Has that sing-talk sound like Johnny Cash.

      Different, but I wouldn't buy her album. Do something with that hair chickadee!

    32. cagedgirl420 says – reply to this


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      Oh its SHITEOUS alright. Extremely shiteous! So shiteous that now I have to shit

    33. jessica rose says – reply to this


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      firsttt

    34. r says – reply to this


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      what do you mean "not as shiteous as we would have thought"

      it was beyong shiteous, aggravating and boring

    35. T says – reply to this


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      It's really not that bad!

    36. miamibiotch13 says – reply to this


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      She sounds like a tranny.

    37. busy says – reply to this


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      i like it

    38. EEEWWW!!! says – reply to this


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      She sounds like a tranny, EEEWWW!!!

    39. me says – reply to this


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      I like it! Stands out from all the garbage.

    40. liz says – reply to this


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      eh, not so much.

    41. Lindsay says – reply to this


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      I hope you are being sarcastic, Perez, because she sounds awful. She sounds like a man. Poor girl, who let her think she could sing?

    42. erin says – reply to this


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      I love Scarlett… But it is shiteous.. Sorry..

    43. Mar says – reply to this


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      she doesn't sound that bad. but still…..

    44. Joy says – reply to this


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      She sounds like a man to me!! EWW!!

    45. sarah says – reply to this


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      Not great but I think her voice is SEXY!! Rawrrr…

    46. AudioBelle says – reply to this


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      she's using a pitch corrector, you can hear it alias all over the place.

    47. lol says – reply to this


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      dull.

    48. diva23 says – reply to this


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      Ugh! That sucked!!!!!

    49. Albi says – reply to this


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      What's up with that hair? :S

    50. homerodyssey says – reply to this


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      She sings better than your Princess Tina. Oh, that's right that is your idea of some cruel joke, right?

    51. chrissy says – reply to this


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      No me gusta!!!!

    52. Kim says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Hate her voice!

    53. april says – reply to this


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      sounds like shit- is she really wanting this to be for real. She sounds like she is singing out of her nose. Stick to acting- Love you there.

    54. Lovely says – reply to this


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      MONOTONE BORING PRETENTIOUS SHITE

    55. kathy says – reply to this


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      this SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! she better stick to acting!

    56. Mrs. Burt says – reply to this


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      I like her as an actress and think she is beautiful, but that was just rough. She sounds tone deaf and monotone. I thought it was pretty bad.

    57. Malin says – reply to this


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      Good!:D

    58. lola says – reply to this


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      she's good!

    59. ML says – reply to this


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      WTF Perez! She sounds so bad. She kinda sounds like a man.

    60. sade says – reply to this


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      she's not that bad actually. not good, but not terrible

    61. Luvli Mum says – reply to this


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      She sounds like a man!

    62. icky says – reply to this


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      i like the song, but not her voice.

    63. Woody Allen Wood Never Approve says – reply to this


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      She seriously brings new meaning to AWFUL. She can't even play an instrument and has zero presence. I wonder what Woody Allen would think ?

    64. Laury says – reply to this


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      There's no way I could listen to her entire album, I don't like her voice at all. At least she's not tone deaf but I still don't like her voice.

    65. romeo752 says – reply to this


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      Ilove ScarJo! The song, not…..

    66. Really, Really Bad says – reply to this


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      Stick to acting, dearie.

    67. mm says – reply to this


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      it's TERRIBLE.

    68. emma says – reply to this


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      I like the girls style and i think shes damm beautiful but god she cant sing.

    69. weezy says – reply to this


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      I hate to say this but it's really awful. While hearing it, I kept hoping it would get better, but she has such a deep forceful voice. Best of luck to her.

    70. c says – reply to this


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      shes sounds kinda manish!!
      if it didnt have her name on it deffinatly thought it was a MAN

    71. alex says – reply to this


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      she sounds like a man, and horrible.

    72. akm1210 says – reply to this


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      Rocky at first.. but it got better…

    73. Lilo says – reply to this


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      Er, she kind of has a sexy voice when she talks but come on - that was totally out of tune and she looks constipated. Stick to acting biatch!

    74. garbage man says – reply to this


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      I will be collecting the trash today and this song will be in my truck! Stop singing and just look good. She's much better that way. Perez, how much did her people pay you to say it doesn't suck?

    75. Lis says – reply to this


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      Ummmm….pretty shiteous. Not much worse than her studio version, but in the studio she sounds like shit too. She can hold a tune, but her voice leaves something to be desired.

    76. danYboY says – reply to this


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      No suen tan maL
      pero lo de eLLa es acTuar

    77. sweet shrimp says – reply to this


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      Would this woman even have an album if she wasn't a movie star with big juggs?? My answer to you is a resounding NO! I just think of all the struggling TALENTED musicians who would give their left eyeball for a recording contract and this makes me want to VOMIT. Her voice is HORRIBLE.

    78. Booo says – reply to this


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      I dont know why she insists on sounding like a man when she sings.

    79. Jenny says – reply to this


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      I love ScarJo and I think her voice sounds great but her performance lacked emotion. She looked sooo bored and didn't really sing like she was in love with someone, she was just trying to get the notes right.

    80. N says – reply to this


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      That was the most awful thing I have ever heard in my life.

      There should be a law banning actors from starting singing careers

    81. linz says – reply to this


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      It is like… kind amontone. And off key.

    82. Princess Sarita says – reply to this


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      I can't stand this song. My teeth are clenched together just trying to get over her awkward style of singing. I think anyone can sing these days, just get people that can play instruments really well.

    83. nadia says – reply to this


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      wow she sucks! stick to acting.

    84. ehh... says – reply to this


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      actually is as shiteous as I thought it would be.
      she sounds like a pained boy going through puberty. and she looks like a dump.
      boring song I feel like I've heard 100 times.

    85. Susan says – reply to this


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      I really don't know what to say…. why does she think that she can have an album out??

    86. Tired of Lies says – reply to this


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      That's HIDEOUS!

      It sounds like the batteries are running low and every thing is in slow playback.

      Doesn't even sound like a woman.

      Good band though. Sucks that they have such a poor singer fronting them.
      .

    87. pj says – reply to this


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      sounds good!…..for me to poop on!

    88. jlat23 says – reply to this


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      i actually liked that.

    89. maria... says – reply to this


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      how shite….!!!

    90. Judie says – reply to this


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      Horrible, so horrible

    91. suzes says – reply to this


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      No, it's far far worse!
      WTF are you listening to, Perez?

    92. kate says – reply to this


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      i love ScarJo but ugh this is awful. She might be an ok singer but her actually voice sounds awful

    93. TJ says – reply to this


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      ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?! She sounds like SHIT!!!

    94. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      I love her. Her voice is really unique and lovely. I just bought her song on iTunes. Go Scarlett Jo!

    95. Rosie says – reply to this


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      Wow. Patrick Stump had a lucky escape.

    96. Dawshekee says – reply to this


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      This proves how talented she really is. Never mind the fact that she is gorgeous!

    97. pooltop says – reply to this


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      She's not so much singing as she is kind of talking in waves. And she's got that Man Voice that's creepy for women. I don't think it's going to fly.

    98. kathy from toronto says – reply to this


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      sweet jesus she is fackin horrible ladies and gents
      shut the fuck up and work on your acting career.. thats where you should be focusing you waste of 'talent'

    99. Claire says – reply to this


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      She's mediocre at best. She should stick to pouting and playing the same character in every movie.

    100. SHE COULDN'T SUCK ANY HARDER says – reply to this


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      Who ever said she was good enough to put out a cd was just poopin wood off her jugs

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