Isn't he sooo cool. He's really made it in Hollywood. He can spout out whatever he wants and you stupid fools want to clean his shitty ass with your tongues.
HE HE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE his name is only a letter change away from shit!! SHIA=SHIT !! Dont hate on the little boy too much, hell everyone does it once in a while, they just dont usally tell the ENTIRE world!!!
……..WELL, WELL…….OK THEN……..GUESS HE WON'T BE PUTTING THAT ON ANY APPLICATIONS, BUT HE CAN ALWAYS USE IT ON HIS CHRISTMAS CARDS OR AS A PSYCHOLOGICAL 'LIFT' FOR THOSE WHO ARE DOWN AND OUT.
It's all coming back to me now!
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That alright Shia, Larry King still shits himself…………so it'll come back to you as you age.
Perez, I miss the britney shit you used to do. Her tummy looks pregnant now….. and you haven't put her on the site in months. I think Perez signed his soul over to not write shit about britney anymore, and now this site sucks.
SHIA-IT DROPPED A LOG IN HIS PANTS
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DAT'S OK BABY, THERE IS MORE ROOM OUT THAN IN. GO AHEAD AND LOAD YOUR DIAPERS IF YOU WANT TO.
hmmmmm…..ok. I think he could have wordedthat a little better, lol. He makes it sound like he shit on himself. I think he means he beat himself up…..or had bad selfestem….how ever you want to word it.
I remember when he was really young and on tv he has really grown up. Sometimes he looks super hot other times not so much. I like that cause it shows he is normal and has bad and good days.
His statement is almost as disgusting as his face. This little freak can't act for shit, when will he go AWAY!!! He constantly looks constipated in all his movies.
…………WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN, SHIA WILL KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO, I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!
……………………..
HE IS TOO CUTE……..STAY OUT OF TROUBLE SHIA!
I hope Shia knows that he just announced to the word that he was sexually abused as a child. Defecating and/or smearing is the leading sign of sexual abuse.
Are you fucking kidding me!?!? Even if that happened to me, I'd go to Hell before I'd fess up to that to the entire world. New nick-name: Shitty Legs LaBeouf!! hahaha!
Why?Why? Why do people think is cool to say things like that? Does he want to destroy his career? Is he stupid? Damn, if you can't say something nice, then shut the *&^$ up, dude!!!!!
“So what parts of your life are you keeping to yourself?” I ask, playing along. “Usually you seem so, you know, uncensored.”
He thinks for a minute and then looks up with a eureka! grin. “I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
“Are you serious?”
“I promise you. We could call my mother right now. You got your cell phone?”
LaBeouf puts her on speaker:
“Hello, Ma?
“Yes, honey?”
“Hey, Ma, you’ll never believe what I’m talking about right now.”
“Where are you at?”
“Well, I’m at the range, but I’m talking to Kevin, and we were deciding how to be the most uncensored. Like, what’s the one thing I never told nobody? And I was telling him how I used to shit on myself. You remember that, Ma?”
“Well, I don’t know. The times you did it, Shia, you thought you were going to get away with it. But you’d always get busted. The boxers would fall down on my head from the towel rack, or I’d find them under the bed.”
“Ma, Ma, tell him about the karate class at the YMCA.”
“Oh yeah. Karate class was very sweet, because you were all strong in your karate suit, and then all of a sudden a little brown ball would fall out of your clothes on the floor.”
“Ma, Ma, you remember when I was doing those kicking exercises in the gi [karate uniform]? You remember what happened with the kick that I did? My last kick in karate class?”
“What? The piece that flew?”
“Yeah, the piece that flew and hit the wall. Remember that piece?”
I guess he WAS speaking in the literal sense.
So what, everyone has at least one disgusting secret that they would never tell the world, but only some people would have the balls to own up to it. It's cool cause he can admit to it AND laugh at himself while doing so. He has a good sense of humour, and I respect him for that.
Plus, he's still on my "to-do" list (;
the extent he has gone to "dirty" his image is soooo obvious and sooo ridiculous. everyone knows hes got like 30 people helping his change that god awful even stevens shit.
poor thing, he'll always be even stevens to my lil bro and sis and pretty much that entire generation.
This is a perfect example of why we wear clothing on our bottoms, Assholes should not be exposed to the light. This kid just tanked in my book. What an idiot why why why???? Next. classless society.
I saw a show, I think it was Dr. Phil, and it was about these kids who did just that, relieved themselves with out the benefit of a toilet. The poor parents were horrified, and constantly doing laundry. Could never have people over to the house. They got help, a support group, called, i kid(or shit) you not Poop Club. The therapist said this is actually common. The kids, it seems, were lazy and didnt feel like getting up from playing their video game and would just go in their pants.
Maybe Shia was like them.
But why would he tell Anyone, unless it was to help those that still suffer. And if that was the case, he would use correct terminology. Very strange.
You people need to lighten the Eff up and get over it.Damn!You act like you haven't heard or seen worse. poop joke yes,but he was being a smart ass.Get off his back! shit.XD
The only thing he accomplished was
(1) GROSSING ME THE FUCK OUT. I hate you now, Shia! Our love was so great (in my head). You went and ruined it! :-O~~~
(2) Killing the ticket sales for his future movies
(3) Showing the world that he is, in deed, A MAJOR FUCKING DOUCHEBAG because he either doesn't have any self-respect or makes up stupid stuff and gets his mama to lie for him. or will say ANYTHING to get attention.
(4) He will NEVER GET LAID AGAIN BY ANY SELF-RESPECTING LADY
(5) Encouraging people to steal his laundry
(6) Encouraging stalkerazzi to follow him into the bath
(7) Revealed that his childhood was waaaay more disturbed than anyone ever knew. That makes me sad.
(8) Will never work with any good actors again.
… and so on
So, I hope he's invested wisely, ’cause he'll never work again. No self-respecting actor will work with him again.
He should've kept his big blabbermouth shut! He HAD such a GREAT CAREER ahead of him. Makes me sad…
So if he's "hotter than sh*t", then are you saying that his is "hot sh*t"?
Angela
P.S. Don't use this language, kiddies, - build up your vocabulary, bone up on the classics and graduate from college first, then you can use "Scity" LANGUAGE.
first
anthoniebrody @ myspace
WTF???
damnnn, he has gotten hotter everyday lol
hes hot!!!!!
1st?
love him!! he's so cute!
nice
!
Er… thanks for sharing!
What the hell does that mean? That he shat himself regularly, or that he beat himself up mentally?
Tard.
ROFL!! Too funny! Love ya Perez!! GAYS CAN MARRY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love his honesty. I love him, he is a great actor. I think he is so sexy, especially in a tux.♥♥♥♥
wow am i 2nd?
but ewwwwww thats gross
I don't even understand what that's supposed to mean.
first
Well NOT first. ;-p
Hmmm did Shia think that people wanted to know that? ;-p
Still love him.
ok……
second?
Ok that's disgusting, and TMI!!! No excuse for that other than terrible parenting, and no self respect!
Shia's into the scheissen? How German of him.
T M I
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Mmmm…that's a nice thought….i will think of that anytime i see him now
IS HE FUCKING KIDDING?
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MAKE US WANT TO SEE HIS MOVIES?
SHIA NEEDS TO CONSIDER SENSORING HIMSELF FOR HIS OWN GOOD!
SHEESH!
ew, who said shia had sex appeal?
I've never been on the first page!!
Re: talloats – We know that you are the first one to shit on yourself until now dear, he wasn't trying to steal your thunder!
POOPY PANTS! HE IS HOT THOUGH..
he's reallllyyy hot and an amazing actor
, but honestly, he seems like a jerk and a playboy! 
I think I am going to throw up.
Shiaaaa, you need to shave!!! And WAY TMI!!!
CHANGE THE STUPID BACKGROUND PICTURES FOR THE CANADIAN READERS!! (It's different than the US pics and it sucks! I liked it before)
I'm shitting on myself right now…..what's the big deal???
Isn't he sooo cool. He's really made it in Hollywood. He can spout out whatever he wants and you stupid fools want to clean his shitty ass with your tongues.
Thank you for sharing that little tidbit of information about yourself Shia!
thats even more attractive LOL!! shia's gorgeous. who cares.
litteraly??
i hope he was kidding….
UGLY and Dirty. what a catch. gross
HE HE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE his name is only a letter change away from shit!! SHIA=SHIT !! Dont hate on the little boy too much, hell everyone does it once in a while, they just dont usally tell the ENTIRE world!!!
what a hottie…i love him! shit n all lol
……..WELL, WELL…….OK THEN……..GUESS HE WON'T BE PUTTING THAT ON ANY APPLICATIONS, BUT HE CAN ALWAYS USE IT ON HIS CHRISTMAS CARDS OR AS A PSYCHOLOGICAL 'LIFT' FOR THOSE WHO ARE DOWN AND OUT.
That alright Shia, Larry King still shits himself…………so it'll come back to you as you age.
Perez, I miss the britney shit you used to do. Her tummy looks pregnant now….. and you haven't put her on the site in months. I think Perez signed his soul over to not write shit about britney anymore, and now this site sucks.
DAT'S OK BABY, THERE IS MORE ROOM OUT THAN IN. GO AHEAD AND LOAD YOUR DIAPERS IF YOU WANT TO.
Clench, Shia, clench.
Re: mimi – LOL my thoughts exactly
hmmmmm…..ok. I think he could have wordedthat a little better, lol. He makes it sound like he shit on himself. I think he means he beat himself up…..or had bad selfestem….how ever you want to word it.
I remember when he was really young and on tv he has really grown up. Sometimes he looks super hot other times not so much. I like that cause it shows he is normal and has bad and good days.
His statement is almost as disgusting as his face. This little freak can't act for shit, when will he go AWAY!!! He constantly looks constipated in all his movies.
so he still 9 years old…what a major tool!
i even shat on my own head once
Does this mean he's into SCAT–does he have a sexual fetish of getting pooped on? Just wondering.
:D thats hilarious!
…………WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN, SHIA WILL KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO, I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!
……………………..
HE IS TOO CUTE……..STAY OUT OF TROUBLE SHIA!
I hope Shia knows that he just announced to the word that he was sexually abused as a child. Defecating and/or smearing is the leading sign of sexual abuse.
haha damn shia that kinda killed my lust I had for you..Dont ever say that again
Hes gota be sarcastic if not hes got fucking issues!
I love Shia but this story is not funny, not cute, not sexy. It's just repulsive. Shia please start talking less. TMI
He's amusing, but he's apeshit crazy. He will be dead by 30. Sorry.:(
Are you fucking kidding me!?!? Even if that happened to me, I'd go to Hell before I'd fess up to that to the entire world. New nick-name: Shitty Legs LaBeouf!!
hahaha!
i dont even know what that is supposed to mean. id still bone him though
Man, Shia Lebouf is really starting to seem like a Douche-Bag.
what a dork
Nice. Thanks for sharing!
Why?Why? Why do people think is cool to say things like that? Does he want to destroy his career? Is he stupid? Damn, if you can't say something nice, then shut the *&^$ up, dude!!!!!
Jesus! The hell? Why would he admit that?
SHIA"S new nickname….. DOODLES !!!
I dont get it!! hes soo hot though..
For anyone who's interested in the WHOLE story:
“So what parts of your life are you keeping to yourself?” I ask, playing along. “Usually you seem so, you know, uncensored.”
He thinks for a minute and then looks up with a eureka! grin. “I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
“Are you serious?”
“I promise you. We could call my mother right now. You got your cell phone?”
LaBeouf puts her on speaker:
“Hello, Ma?
“Yes, honey?”
“Hey, Ma, you’ll never believe what I’m talking about right now.”
“Where are you at?”
“Well, I’m at the range, but I’m talking to Kevin, and we were deciding how to be the most uncensored. Like, what’s the one thing I never told nobody? And I was telling him how I used to shit on myself. You remember that, Ma?”
“You shared that secret, huh?”
CONT'D…
“Tell him what I did with the boxers, Ma.”
“Well, I don’t know. The times you did it, Shia, you thought you were going to get away with it. But you’d always get busted. The boxers would fall down on my head from the towel rack, or I’d find them under the bed.”
“Ma, Ma, tell him about the karate class at the YMCA.”
“Oh yeah. Karate class was very sweet, because you were all strong in your karate suit, and then all of a sudden a little brown ball would fall out of your clothes on the floor.”
“Ma, Ma, you remember when I was doing those kicking exercises in the gi [karate uniform]? You remember what happened with the kick that I did? My last kick in karate class?”
“What? The piece that flew?”
“Yeah, the piece that flew and hit the wall. Remember that piece?”
“You guys have a good day.”
“I love you. Bye, Ma.”
I guess he WAS speaking in the literal sense.
So what, everyone has at least one disgusting secret that they would never tell the world, but only some people would have the balls to own up to it. It's cool cause he can admit to it AND laugh at himself while doing so. He has a good sense of humour, and I respect him for that.
Plus, he's still on my "to-do" list (;
the extent he has gone to "dirty" his image is soooo obvious and sooo ridiculous. everyone knows hes got like 30 people helping his change that god awful even stevens shit.
poor thing, he'll always be even stevens to my lil bro and sis and pretty much that entire generation.
This is a perfect example of why we wear clothing on our bottoms, Assholes should not be exposed to the light. This kid just tanked in my book. What an idiot why why why???? Next. classless society.
iii love himmm hes amazinngg babeyy,
so0 cutee.
EWWWWWWWWWW…. Man he is hot too. That kinda outs a damper on the whole hottness thing. I would still probably do him though.
1.) he's hot physically.2.) guy with sense of humor even hotter.
I saw a show, I think it was Dr. Phil, and it was about these kids who did just that, relieved themselves with out the benefit of a toilet. The poor parents were horrified, and constantly doing laundry. Could never have people over to the house. They got help, a support group, called, i kid(or shit) you not Poop Club. The therapist said this is actually common. The kids, it seems, were lazy and didnt feel like getting up from playing their video game and would just go in their pants.
Maybe Shia was like them.
But why would he tell Anyone, unless it was to help those that still suffer. And if that was the case, he would use correct terminology. Very strange.
Fuck, man, that boy is so weird! I love it. Great sense of humour but kooky family!
You people need to lighten the Eff up and get over it.Damn!You act like you haven't heard or seen worse. poop joke yes,but he was being a smart ass.Get off his back! shit.XD
Heh…Pardon??
The only thing he accomplished was
(1) GROSSING ME THE FUCK OUT. I hate you now, Shia! Our love was so great (in my head). You went and ruined it! :-O~~~
(2) Killing the ticket sales for his future movies
(3) Showing the world that he is, in deed, A MAJOR FUCKING DOUCHEBAG because he either doesn't have any self-respect or makes up stupid stuff and gets his mama to lie for him. or will say ANYTHING to get attention.
(4) He will NEVER GET LAID AGAIN BY ANY SELF-RESPECTING LADY
(5) Encouraging people to steal his laundry
(6) Encouraging stalkerazzi to follow him into the bath
(7) Revealed that his childhood was waaaay more disturbed than anyone ever knew. That makes me sad.
(8) Will never work with any good actors again.
… and so on
So, I hope he's invested wisely, ’cause he'll never work again. No self-respecting actor will work with him again.
He should've kept his big blabbermouth shut! He HAD such a GREAT CAREER ahead of him. Makes me sad…
I LOVE YOU BABY!!! YOUR SO FUNNY AND HONEST!!! MARRY ME PLEASE!!!
WOW, thats an interesting hobby. only question is how did he clean himself afterwards, LOL.
well, everyone should go out and see Shia's shitty nekkid bum in the movie BOBBY…see what he is talking about, lol.
STILL LOVE HIM for all his imperfections.
I now have a fondness for this kid! He is a hoot! LOL.
Ugly i hate him!!
he is so fug go away asshole.
I love him. papi chulo!!
What the hell, Shia?!? I think you're adorable! Leave it at that! Don't skeeze me out!
hes hotter than shit …!
Re: amanda –
So if he's "hotter than sh*t", then are you saying that his is "hot sh*t"?
Angela
P.S. Don't use this language, kiddies, - build up your vocabulary, bone up on the classics and graduate from college first, then you can use "Scity" LANGUAGE.
Shia LaBeouf is the sexiest guy ever!
He is definitely nice to look at.
Actually he is kinda fug.American have no taste.
he`s still hot!
love him is sooo funny c:
He is gross and fug!!!!
id still do him
Re: Maggs –
Lol. what's your problem? You can't hate someone for saying something funny =P
Shia is still the best actor in this whole world
Re: Larisz –
"best actor" hello shia's mother youre son can't act and he is fucking ugly.
Why is this guy so popular?
He's horrific.