Face-Off!

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1. Di says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Gwyneth looks like she's trying to stop a runny nose…not hott

2. zac says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   who the fuck cares you big fat boar-faced idiot

3. eve says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Neither

   sorry, they both look really gross

4. cogito ergo sum says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   gwyneth is such a has been, no one likes her anymore

5. Sasha says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I personally think Heidi is overrated. Her features are a bit masculine for my liking. But Gwyneth's not my style either. And it has nothing to do with jealousy. It has to do with personnal taste a lot of times. I can say I think other women are attractive, but these two aren't ugly, but I don't classify as stunningly gorgeous.

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   Tell Gwyneth, Olive Oyl wants her arms back. Eat something.

7. j says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Obviously Heidi would take the crown on this show off. Paltrow's eyes look droopy and boring. Heidi's had a little bit more experience in the model area. she looks great her eyes are perfect, mouth is closed which is a big plus for photographers.

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   Heidi DEFINITELY worked it better. you can almost see up gwyneths nose. plus, she's a bitch!

9. j says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   the difference between the two is that heidi doesn't need photoshop or anything to make the picture look good. thats all a natural picture. Gywns you can tell they did something or not enough. look at her eyes they look dead. thats a big no no. gywn wouldn't stand a chance on ANTM

10. Danielle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Both of them look absolutely HIDEOUS if you ask me. But I guess the one on the left doesn't look as, IDK, high?

11. kpa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Um, isn't Gwenyth an actress? Klum is the model? Why even make this a poll?

    Must be a slow news day, Perez.

12. Maya says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gweneth looks high

13. styles00 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gwenyth looks like a cracked out version of heidi from the hills

14. Stanton Assassin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    none of the above.

15. iery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    German girl VS Jewish girl!!
    It is not cool Perez!!

16. barbara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    although gwenyth looks more like high fashion, her face just kills it, so heidi takes it here. if it was someone else's face, the V cover would win.

17. Victorias says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwnetrh looks like a drag queen who just inhaled some piss or is tryin to get off a high

18. gabysherman says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    heidi rocked it
    hands down

19. Sunny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That doesn't look like Gywneth. It looks like Celine Dione.

20. little lady says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gwyn looks like heidi montag in this pic…

21. Brianna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi Deffinately brought it.

22. Sammmii says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwyneth normally looks really pretty.
    But she looks like a drag queen in that photo!!

23. toonkinstein says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    neither….they are both ugly

24. Grouchypuss says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    They both look like haggard shit. Put all those fucking millions to better use bitches.

25. emma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    heidi is gorgeous and gwyneth is the homeliest girl to ever get a cover. why?

26. Kar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gwyneth looks like she is about to sneeze. or that she has a cold and can't breath out of her nose.

27. Gwyneth Sucks Ass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi Klum is quite simply WAY more beautiful and fashionable than Gwynnie Pig.

28. scorpio says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I fucking hate Gwyneth… she's such a fucking snob. I think Heidi is happier on the inside than Gwyn. Plus Heidi is a NATURAL beauty… I've seen Gwyn without makeup… she's pretty fugly. Heidi always works it better!!!

29. Bariatric Surgery Gummi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwenyth looks horrid. Doesn't she know that blue eyeshadow is so 70s?

30. Gwynnie Pig says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    America's most despised Ex-pat Tranny, Gwynnie Paltrow- comes in a sorry second in this battle.

31. mancnic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd happily go lesbian for Heidi.

    What's up with Gwynnie's face? (Apart from the usual). She looks wrong.

32. Gwyneth in Bloom? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwynnie in Bloom?

    Puh-leeze! This bayotch bloomed a long time ago. She had her moment years ago. The bloom is long long. A shriveled up remnant of the flower, brown and crusty- is all that desperately clings to the vine~ now rotting in a vase of putrid water in London.

    Why the media elite keeps favoring this tired has- been is anyone's guess.

33. Fabulous B$%#h says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Both photos look like crap. I just wanted to view the results to see how others voted!!!

34. deanna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi looks really pretty. Gwenyth looks kinda scary..

35. Heidi looks like Pheobe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi looks like Pheobe fron FRIENDS. There is something weird about her nose. Gwynn looks pale with NO EYEBROWS. She's attractive, but this pic isn't working for her.

36. Gitta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwen looks like that thing from I,Robot! lol

37. Cece says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwyneth is so ugly. Now she's riding Robert Downy Jr.'s coattails instead of Brad Pitt's.

38. duh! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi

39. Michelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwyneth looks like she's about to let out a really rank fart.

40. Realist says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    C'mon. How could Gwyneth ever work anything better than Heidi Klum?

41. le-sigh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why must you always create competition between two people who aren't trying to compete?
    my god.
    just like what you did to madonna and mariah.

42. lilly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    umm those are gross pictures of both of them.. not flattering.

43. Susan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwyneth is attempting an artsy fartsy thing that just doesn't translate well. Time to eat some meat methinks and feed the other brain cells. The convoluted frenetic attempt doesn't work for her. It might work if she cut her hair short and opened her eyes. Usually she is gorgeous. I much prefer Heidi here. She is natural (a work of art in itself), sexy, the fashion is understated chaos and the lighting shows her color and shadows accurately. Gwyneth is washed out. Who took Gwyneth's photo? An amateur? I need a frame of reference for her photo. What is the next film she has coming out?

44. stophatinonalilohanperez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BRAVO!!! hope u feel really proud of urself for bullying a 14 y/o girl. this is not high school u fuckin tube of lard. she is a KID. UR not. ACT UR AGE!!!
    And everyone else out there followin this retards lead, c'om, seriously??? how would u feel if ur 14 y/o kid or sister or brother was bein cyber-bullied??
    be socially responsible u miserable , self-hatin, piece of shit, excuse for a human bein. PEREZ, SUCK IT HARD!!!

45. emily says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gwen's face looks so gross. it looks like all raw and like she just got over a bad cold.

46. butts says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    anyone who did not vote Gwyneth is
    1. Pig disgusting american
    2. Does not know anything about fashion
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    3. Is a pig disgusting american.

    heidi looks like shit on that cover, and also incredibly fucking BORING, AVERAGE, WHO GIVES A SHIT

47. perezita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    the question was WHO WORKED IT BETTER. The answer is Mrs. Coldplay.

    If the question were who looks better…then Heidi takes the cake.

    It looks like Heidi's reaction is responding to Gwenyth's reaction. DOMINATION!

48. cynmu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi all the way!!

49. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HEIDI ALL THE WAY!!!

50. cass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi did.
    Gwyneth looks like a coke head.

51. Seeing Double says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: emily – They look like twins.

52. mimi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I know it's not nice, but I have never understood what people see in Gwyn.I do not think she is attractive at all!

53. cool.beans. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    u know what people may jump on my back for this one but they kinda look alike in a wierd way.

54. misty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gwyneth is a SKANK!

55. zandy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I honestly can't stand gwyneth paltrow's face… she was definitely not made for modeling like Heidi was…

56. Bella says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwyneth can't compete…she's an America-hater, she shows no remorse for her stupidity, whereas Heidi doesn't hide the fact that she knows where she gets her popularity. Smart business-woman…

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    Re: butts –

    ummmmm Gwyneth hates american people………And Heidi is actually a model she knows more about fashion than G.

58. kitten says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    they both look great so I didn't vote. meow*

59. Darcy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwenny looks odd in her photos lately! Like over photoshopped or something
    she actually looks kinda like Kate Blanchette in this photo

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    Gwyneth Paltrow hates Americans. She think we are all stupid. She said it in some magazine article. I have not been able to stomach her bullshiz since I read that article. Google it if you son't believe me. I Won't buy a magazine she is on. Won't see/rent a movie she is in.
    Pompous Bitch.
    Team Heidi

61. torrieB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    they both look like ghouls.
    and tranny's

62. Nosy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwyneth looks shocking… Heidi got my vote. Although, she is not looking her best either.

63. AviRay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    They both look horrible and totally retouched. It's a tie.

64. beach. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i love them both but definatly heidi.

65. no diversity in hollywood says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwyneth looks like Cate Blanchett in that photo

66. v 4 vendetta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    GWYNETH NO COMPETITION!!!! She's beautiful!!!!!

67. v 4 vendetta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    GWYNETH W/OUT A DOUBT!!!

68. Treasonous Gwynnie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi is ravishing. Gwynnie Paltrow is a joke. A really bad, tranny joke.

    You know- everyone wouldn't hate her so much if she just kept her trap shut about America. "We don't kiss on the red carpet and let you into our world."
    Who does this yenta kunt think she is anyway?

    Gwynnie is a PR professional's absolute worse nightmare. Everything that comes out of her mouth are pretentious- pompus non sequiters.

    Americans have long memories- and they will not suffer traitors. Every American school child learns about Benedict Arnold in history class. Gwynnie is like a modern day Benedict Arnold. Made her millions making shiteous films sold to American filmgoers- then shits all over the very Americans who made her rich and famous.

    What an ingrate. Hope she rots in England the very rest of her life.

69. eunice says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    heidi ofcourse!. hello? she's a supermodel

70. kelly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    heidi wins this one: i think gwyn is beautiful but she looks like heidi montag in this pic

71. German Duckie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Chacun a son gout!

    Neither of them to me look gorgeous…Heidi always looks so stiff and FROZEN, always the SAME expression on her face (NOT in fashion shoots but on all "snapshots" at events.

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    Gwyneth looks like HEIDI MONTAG Pre-Photoshop…

73. calle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh good god heidi is a fucking bitch shes such a fake!!! i hate her voice and in germany nobody likes her because of her attiude

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    I have nothing against gweneth.. but she looks od and scary… whoever edited her photos did a really bad job.
    As for Heidi.. c'mon it's Heidi Klum!

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    gwyneth looks like a drunky whoreªª

    go heidiª she is soooo a topmodel

76. susan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Come on, Heidi has a deer in the headlights look!!

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    hello heidi is a model…offcourse she was gonna look better

78. paperthin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Heidi Rocks! Gwenith is NOOOO model.

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    To me there are many models who aren't gorgeous. I don't feel model automatically equals beautiful.

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    someone should slap those photogs for taking such awful pics.

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    is it just me or does gwyneth not strike quite a resemblance to another heidi… as in the hills heidi????

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    Paltrow and Blythe Danner both pimped abortions on MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! What tramps! So, who had the abortion? Mom or Gwynn? They both work for Planned Parenthood. Sluts.

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    Re: Jennifer Perez – Well, I disagree for this photo only. She looks like a man a little.

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    gwyneth looks like she's taking a shit. push baby, push.

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    Re: Paltrow is an abortion pimp – It doesn't surprise me that Gwynnie Paltrow would pop off in favor of killing babies on Mother's Day.

    Just when you think this girl can't get any more loathesome.

    The world might be a better place if ole' Blythe had aborted Gwynnie.

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    As if the world needs another reason to hate Gwynnie Paltrow. It just came to light that Gwynnie and Mumsie Blythe Danner spoke out in favor of killing unborn babies- on Mother's Day no less!

    These left wing, Elitist Hollywood Pigs are a disgrace. Heretofore, Blythe escape the disgust of most people- but now she has sunk as low as her GwynnieSpawn.

87. Blythe & Gwynnie Pig, Promoting Abortions on Mother's Day! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Actresses Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow are at it again, asking abortion advocates across the country to donate money to the nation's largest abortion business.

    In an email Friday prior to Mother's Day, the mother and daughter Hollywood stars primped the pump for more donations for Planned Parenthood.

    "We are Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow, and this is the third time we've written a Mother's Day letter to people like you who support Planned Parenthood," they wrote in the email LifeNews.com received.

    The pair apparently believe promoting abortion is the best way to honor mothers. go figure…

    HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

88. Gwyneth Paltrow: "America is for Pigs" says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gwyneth Paltrow couldn't wait to get the "American filth" off her body when she recently touched down in London's Heathrow from Manhattan.

    The actress' venom for her mother country is so intense she tells airline employees she's British.

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    You haters need to lay the fuck off Gwyneth! It's not her fault.

    All her anti-American thoughts are programmed into her brain by Madonna Ciccone! Madge is smart enough to keep her anti-American vile thoughts away from the press- but poor Gwynnie is to stupid not to! She's like a parrot repeating all this shit she learned from Madge.

    Madge- Quit fucking with Gwynnie!

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    Thank you for the back up my friends!!! They are the lowest of the low. Blythe and Gwynne. Gee, should Americans kill their babies b/c we're "stupid"?? Wouldn't want to breed anymore stupid kids. Maybe she's just supporting Madge. Miss 11 abortions. The blonde Abortion. Forget ambition. I'll bet Paltrow has had a few abortions. Mom too. Get your ugly whore, big bird ass back to London, and stop accepting American cash. You dumb, bimbo, trash bag.

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    Americans are stupid? Lets start with Madonna {the AMERICAN} 11 abortions. Yep. She is stupid. Stupid about using a rubber. Stupid about not protecting herself from HIV. Both women are twits. The only things they're good at is sipping tea and working out.

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    Why do they want to be British? I don't get it. Gwynne is 1/2 Jewish. Madonna used to be cool, but I stopped liking her when she started preaching Kaballa to everyone. I read that some lady pal of Madonna got really pissed at Madonna when she tried pushing that crap down her throat. The lady finally got so fed up, she kicked Madonna to the curb. Not everyone wants a piece of it. Same goes for you, Tom Cruise.

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    Okay. Let's start with the 2 dumb Americans who advocate child murder on MOTHERS DAY!!!! What a dumb fuck she is! Her mother too. Baby killers.

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    DIDNT WE SEE HEIDI'S COVER BEFORE WITH POSH AND KEIRA KNIGHTLY!?!? THE WHITE WIFEBEATER, BLACK SUSPENDERS, …. POSH WORKED IT BEST, SORRY HEIDI AND KEIRA.

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    Paltrow has had 3 abortions.

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    I find it rather disturbing that Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow think that promoting abortion is a way to honor mothers on Mother's Day.

    These ladies are completely whacked- deeply out of touch with reality.
    The exist in a rarified, elite, "limousine liberal" kind of world.

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    Re: Joan Nesbitt – Joan, I agree. I don't get that at all. Why don't they go talk to a few women who regret their abortions and want to die from the guilt/shame. Thankfully that's never been me, but I know several of the walking wounded. Abortion on Mother's Day? How could they be so cold hearted on a day that we honor mothers? Not honor them having their children ripped to shreds in their wombs.