Sure To Be A Smash HIT

Filed under: Zportz

Shamed former Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding is coming out with her memoir.

She must need more money for meth!

"I wanted people to see me and know me and I wanted to help other people not go through the things I've gone through," says Harding.

She's so noble!

"Being afraid to open up and talk to someone is really difficult," says Tonya. "That was another reason I wanted to finish the book, to get rid of my past, dealing with everything, the ups and downs, for a fresh start in the future."

Can't she just come out with a sex tape like a good Zlister should???

Posted: May 17, 2008 at 3:34 pm / Email this »

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Mark Twain says – reply to this

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She looks so damn normal…and a little bit fat. Eeck.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Damn, not looking good Tanya!!!!
Jim says – reply to this

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Second
stepherrrs says – reply to this

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thats pathetic.
* says – reply to this

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whoa she got kind of heavy
wowy says – reply to this

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OMG she's HUGE!

Loved her fight with Nancy Kerrigan. Provided HIGH drams. They were like Krystal and Alexis on ice. (Though not as good looks as Linda Evans and Joan Collins- and neither bitch was very virtuous)
jess. says – reply to this

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omg. is that HER?? wow.
Kristen says – reply to this

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Meth BULLSHITZ she is to fat to be using meth That bitty is smoking lots of POT
Katie says – reply to this

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FAT!
Fran says – reply to this

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When you're on meth aren't you supposed to get skinnier and not fatter? Maybe she's addicted to Twinkies.
omfg says – reply to this

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she is sooooo FAT!!!!
IslandGirl says – reply to this

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She looks like hell.
scorpio says – reply to this

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Holy shit!!! She got fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
becky says – reply to this

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She already has one! DUH Perez!
lACEY says – reply to this

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fIRST!! SHE ALREADY DID COME OUT WITH A SEX TAPE. I THOUGHT!!
Riley says – reply to this

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She is looking HAGGARD.
wow says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT. Wow.
Max Batt says – reply to this

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Hey Perez

Why don't you get a life and stop hating on everyone all the time. Or go eat some more twinkies you fat shit.
lex says – reply to this

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I thought she did come out with a sex tape a while back? I could be mistaken though. eh. Who cares.
Bariatric Surgery Gummi says – reply to this

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She made a sex tape years ago with that douche she married.

She looks like a trailer park resident now. What a hag.
Sarah Wynne says – reply to this

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Ew.
Laura says – reply to this

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woah
Heather says – reply to this

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Holy crap… she's a gorda!
Laura says – reply to this

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WOW!! She needs to get back at ice skating to work on that weight!!
lucy says – reply to this

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your news isnt even good news any more perez, seriously get it togeather!
Rosie says – reply to this

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Oh, Perez - would you really want to see that having sex!?
Liz says – reply to this

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Wow, she looks…different…
Sunny says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!!!!!! She soooooo got hit by the Karma Train…..she looks like somebody who should be working at Dairy Queen somewhere….ewwwwwwww that bitch is just wretched!!!!!!lol…..
shayla says – reply to this

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wow..she got FAT!
Rosie says – reply to this

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Re: Max Batt –

But they make it so worthwhile…
Shannon says – reply to this

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Way to keep up that figure skaters body!!!!
mike says – reply to this

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She already did a sex tape with her ex husband …………. the only thing on it worth seeing is the size of her ex's unit It made me realize why she might have stayed with the idiot
you suck says – reply to this

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way to be on top of news jack ass she was on the today show last week.
Lola says – reply to this

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She made a sex tape on her wedding night, you can find it on the internet… but why would you want to, right?! lol
mary says – reply to this

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she has a sex tape, it came out years ago, no one wanted to watch!
Eluc says – reply to this

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YIKES!!!! She looks so TERRIBLE!!
Lou says – reply to this

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She's not on Meth if she's that size!
Jeff Gotti says – reply to this

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www.JeffGotti.com

She already came out with a sex tape….it wasn't that good.

www.JeffGotti.com
Mel says – reply to this

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Wow, she needs to hit an exercise routine. Back to the gym!
SEPERATED AT BIRTH says – reply to this

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I THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE A FEMALE VERSION OF YOU FATSO. I DARE YOU TO PUT A PICTURE OF YOU AND HER SIDE BY SIDE FOR A SEPERATED AT BIRTH ITEM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE?????
Debbie29 says – reply to this

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Good lord she has put on some weight!!!
erliebrd says – reply to this

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like to see her in the rink in that costume now lol..she has gotten huge
Britney Spears SUCKS says – reply to this

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Tanya Harding is almost as dumb & desperate as Britney is.
amy says – reply to this

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that fat ass cant be on meth.
Kerstin says – reply to this

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Whoa! She is huge. Totally did not match the picture I saw that went with this story.
devilgirl says – reply to this

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This messy white trash crack ho already had a sext tape out, with her old codependent husband Jeff Gillooly, years ago. I skated at the same rink as this nasty little piece of shit and I have NOTHING good to say about her. She brings trouble upon herself, blames everyone else for her problems, and is a whiny nasty skanky inbred retard. Shall I tell you how I REALLY feel?
weluvpnasty says – reply to this

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Zlister? Should not even be listed!

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Her sex tape was a snoze fest.

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Carrie says – reply to this

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I'm pretty sure she already has a sex tape
DurangosMama says – reply to this

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She's a stereotypical overweight American. Eww. She looks awful!
michi says – reply to this

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oh come on now. Anybody who gives some guy in the bar CPR until the ambulance arrives, then goes back to drinking is cool with me.

That's exactly what she did - saved a guy's life and went back to finish her drink.
kel1976ster says – reply to this

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woooooooooooooooooo nelly that bitch got FAT!
gross says – reply to this

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she'd be a hell of a lot thinner if she was on meth…. gross tonya.
ERICA says – reply to this

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SHE DID COME OUT WITH A SEX TAPE.IT GOT LEAKED
Jasmine says – reply to this

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She already has a sex tape, from the 80's. She's very skinny and very unsexy in this tape. Hey "Queen of all media", shouldn't you know about things like this??
Marisa says – reply to this

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She used to babysit my sisters and I and she lives in my area shes not that bad of a person just troubled now
Katie says – reply to this

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How in the world did this happen? Aren't ice skaters synonymous with petite frames? how do you even get this big when you're so used to working out and eating well?
ohlala says – reply to this

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Omg she is a fat biyatch! As a pro show skater, I pride myself in this great artistic sport. She turned skating into trash for all the world to see… In some ways she should be thanked for the exposure. But wow what a pig.
Sonia says – reply to this

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I guess her boxing career didn't pan out. She's already had several chances for people to "see" and to "know" her. She completely disgraced both herself and her country during the olympics (I still have visuals of her throwing her asthma med inhaler onto the ice and throwing a tantrum over her loose shoelaces) - all for the world to see. She was talking about letting go of her past ten years ago while promoting her boxing career. Then, the talk-show circuit. The last thing I saw of her was some sort of news blip that she assaulted her then boyfriend. Ugh, memoir…..Like I want to read about her life about as much as I want to poke a knitting needle up my arse.
RunningMama says – reply to this

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Damn Tanya! Have another 1000 burgers! Eat much?
lara says – reply to this

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she already had a sex tape….the honeymoon sex tape.
Meth? says – reply to this

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Meth makes you skinny. I don't think that girl is on meth.
Fran from England says – reply to this

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I think she ate Nancy Kerrigan! Someone check with missing persons!!
Chrisbob says – reply to this

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Damn, she has gotten fat!
Ryan says – reply to this

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I thought there was a sex tape out there already.
wassup says – reply to this

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She needs to lay off the cupcakes, but I like her anyway.
Towtruck Harding says – reply to this

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I'd like to see her box Carrigan now:)
Megan says – reply to this

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Oh shit….she got fat as hell! haha nasty
hater alert says – reply to this

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She looks like Maw Kettle.
aint she sweet? says – reply to this

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Im certainly not an expert but dont people lose weight when they do meth? Im guessing this girls drug of choice isnt meth but perhaps a big frothy cold calorie ladden beer. such white trash, she reeks of white trash!

did you see her "celebrity boxing jacket in the background. haha
Aviva says – reply to this

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She already has a sex tape!
tb says – reply to this

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damn did she make a drastic change. that bitch went from spaghetti to meatball.
she already has one says – reply to this

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Some queen of all media you are. She ALREADY HAS A SEX TAPE you fucking twit!"
footballisus says – reply to this

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daaaaaaaaaaamn she looks like a 88year old lady ovedosing on roids wow she really let her self go
barbara says – reply to this

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she already has a sex tape idiot. shouldnt you know this crap or are you losing ur gossip mojo
Johnny Rocko says – reply to this

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Holy Shit, I actually used to want to fuck her.. Not Now Nigga! Someone Harpoon this whale!
Tara says – reply to this

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Holy shit she's as big as a house!

Banning her from skating did LOADS for her BMI.
Dave says – reply to this

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Oh how fab, i'll buy the first copy!
Kristin says – reply to this

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Dude… Just leave her alone… Yeah, she's fat now… She isn't training triples everyday any more. Do you even know what she was found guilty of people??? No, it wasn't knowing about everything before it happened, it was obstructing after the fact. I'm a former figure skater and, yes, I agree she brought our sport into a negative light, but come on… Let her move on. Clearly she hasn't been living the bright priviledged life of most former Olypic skaters. Let's not forget how damn good she was when she was skating (Olympics excluded…) Just my $.02
kindylu says – reply to this

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She already has a sex tape smart guy!
Priya says – reply to this

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She has gained sooo much weight!
and the fight with Nancy, old school memories.
sarah says – reply to this

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i've seen her sex tape. its HORRIFYING! grossest boobs ever.
Nikki says – reply to this

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Perez she DID have a sex tape…….. right? From her honeymoon or something. I'm sure it was disgusting
Nancy Kerrigan says – reply to this

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I always knew she'd turn into a big, fat CUNT. I wish she'd just hurry up and keel over from that imminent massive coronary. Trash!
waver says – reply to this

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She DID have a sex tape out.
Disturb'd says – reply to this

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I love Tanya! She's my favorite (in)famous Oregonian. Never a dull moment with her trolling around the NW!!
RumerWillisSucksB4LLS says – reply to this

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Wow, is that really her?! Good God she is a beached whale!
ERIN.EPHEDRINE says – reply to this

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Not to be mean, but,
I find it really hard to believe she was once a figure skater
crest white strips says – reply to this

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What is she brushing her teeth with, espresso? They are beige like her shirt. At least she's smiling though.
Girlie Girl says – reply to this

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Re: Fran – Hahaha that was hilarious!! =D
Girlie Girl says – reply to this

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Re: Nikki – Ya'll can download the trailer trash fest (the sex video) on FREE file share sites like Limewire and eMule (I prefer eMule).

xo
LiLy says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did she get so fat???????????? :O
satan says – reply to this

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MY GOD! She's almost as fat as that worthless fag Perez
emma says – reply to this

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for a very short period of time, she was a cute great skater and then it all went downhill from there which is really sad and i feel really sorry for her. she does have talent and could have had some kind of career going but she screwed it all up with her ex husband and their crimes.
Ida Clair says – reply to this

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Her complexion is okay, she still has her teeth (such as they are) and she's not skinny.

Meth? Me thinks not.
sap423 says – reply to this

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I smell bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shrugging says – reply to this

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What the heck? She made her moola. What does she care?
cali girl says – reply to this

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MONSTRO! Look at those yellow teeth! What a sow!
its my bday bitches says – reply to this

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wow she got FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

damn

thats what karma does to someone
raul says – reply to this

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karma is a bitch..look at tonya!! waoo she GOT SOO FAT..she used to be a hottie back in 1993!!
john says – reply to this

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Tonya Harding already HAS a sex tape!