Sure To Be A Smash HIT

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Shamed former Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding is coming out with her memoir.

She must need more money for meth!

"I wanted people to see me and know me and I wanted to help other people not go through the things I've gone through," says Harding.

She's so noble!

"Being afraid to open up and talk to someone is really difficult," says Tonya. "That was another reason I wanted to finish the book, to get rid of my past, dealing with everything, the ups and downs, for a fresh start in the future."

Can't she just come out with a sex tape like a good Zlister should???

    Posted: May 17, 2008 at 3:34 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Lala says – reply to this


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      She's trash. She's brought on all of her bad luck herself

    2. SB says – reply to this


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      Hard to believe this is her. She can't be more than 38 or 39. She looks 50. Coouldn't she have done her hair and thrown on some make-up? I mean, the bitch is poor, but Rite-Aid sells hair spray and foundation and it can be had for under $10 total. She looks absolutely AWFUL, like a welfare mother working at a Walmart. LET'S BE THANKFUL SHE NEVER REPRODUCED. Can you imagine THAT tabloid mess if she did?

    3. mario says – reply to this


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      she does have a sex tape!! it was from here honeymoon and came out sometime in the 90s!!!!

    4. DYMPLEZ says – reply to this


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      I thought meth addicts were skinny??? If she quit she needs to go back on that shit

    5. Diana says – reply to this


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      Please tell me that's photo-shopped!

    6. dixie says – reply to this


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      Too fat for meth ( and still has her teeth) guess again

    7. megs says – reply to this


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      wow.. wasnt expecting her to be a million lbs! she is money hungry.. might as well try to milk it again!

    8. warmlittlediamond says – reply to this


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      OMG, she is in desperate need of a make-over! Tanya, listen, follow this extremely urgent advice…..get a makeover quick! Cut that 1989 hairstyle! Let go of the "I-wish-I-was-there-again" hairstyle! Go on celebrity weight loss show and lose 50 pounds! Get back in shape, girl! You've let yourself go! You obviously are dealing with low self-esteem issue. Start jogging 3 miles a day and cut your calories to 1600 daily. Girl, you look baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! You look like my Aunt Esther!!! OMG. I can't believe it's you! Where did you go? What happened to that athletic attractive girl? Go find her. Bring her back. She's sleeping and is ready to awake! Do it, girl!

    9. april reinard says – reply to this


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      Perez…She already made a sex tape. We don't need antoher from her.
      My how she has grown…

    10. K says – reply to this


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      She came to a a MMA fight that one of my friends was putting on and ask if she could sell pictures of herself from when she was an ice skater for $5. She was drinking all night and got drunk off her ass. We later went to a bar were she showed up, I asked her about if she was married or not. She told me that she couldn't give any personal info out because the newspapers would have a field over it. What was she thinking that she is some big celebrity, like anyone cares if she is married or not! At the beginning of the night when she told me who she was I thought she was lying cuz she looked like pure white trash!

    11. JAMIE says – reply to this


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      MOOOOO MOOOOOOO

    12. Samantha says – reply to this


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      Perez, please tell… did you doctor this photo like you sometimes do? She doesn't really look like that, does she??

    13. Casey says – reply to this


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      She does have a sex tape

    14. Ashley says – reply to this


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      Does she LOOK like she is doing METH???

      She's as FAT as a CREAM PUFF!

      Fucking retard.

    15. Erin says – reply to this


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      Did she eat her ex husband…holy shit she got fat!!!!!

    16. 2 Sticks of Butter says – reply to this


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      She was never pretty…..now she looks HIDEOUS. Fat piece of skanky white trash.

    17. tt says – reply to this


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      She obviously has made mistakes in life, haven't we all? Most of us are lucky enough to not have our personal lives and/or mistakes broadcast to the entire world.

      While it's true she is no saint, continually belittling her and aiming verbal vomit her way has obviously had an impact on her life. Having said that, it's too bad that people can't just leave her alone.

    18. Maralee says – reply to this


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      Eww! WTF happened to her? Holy Shit Stains! Now she looks like the hideous white trailer park trash ho we always knew she was! Amazing what figure skating, nice make-up and costumes can do to you! She is a hideous cow!

    19. Karen says – reply to this


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      Does anybody care what this waste of skin has to say? Really?

    20. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      I always kind of liked her being that she was also from Oregon. Glad she took out that bitch Nancy Kerrigan-couldn't stand her! Too bad she's gained so much weight, hard to do a Triple Jump when you're fat.

    21. Erin says – reply to this


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      Perez, get your facts straight. She DID come out with a sex tape…years ago.

    22. Snickers says – reply to this


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      YIKES!! Good god, she let herself go big time! She's at least twice the size she was when she was skating. Nice hootchie mama trailer park outfit, you psycho redneck bitch! Then again Nancy Kerrigan was not much nicer - just a wealthier, more refined version of Tanya.

    23. Snickers says – reply to this


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      YIKES!! Good god, she let herself go big time! She's at least twice the size she was when she was skating. Nice hootchie mama trailer park outfit, you psycho redneck bitch! Then again Nancy Kerrigan was not much nicer - just a wealthier, more refined version of Tanya.

    24. Snickers says – reply to this


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      YIKES!! Good god, she let herself go big time! She's at least twice the size she was when she was skating. Nice hootchie mama trailer park outfit, you psycho redneck bitch! Then again Nancy Kerrigan was not much nicer - just a wealthier, more refined version of Tanya.

    25. Snickers says – reply to this


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      YIKES! Good god, she let herself go. WHat a psychotic trailer park bitch. Then again Nancy Kerrigan was not much nicer - she was a wealthier, more refined Tanya from the East Coast.

    26. booshdag says – reply to this


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      What a fat, fugly, disgusting cunt.

    27. Annie says – reply to this


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      She ALREADY had a sex tape!

    28. marianne says – reply to this


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      Tonya Harding DID come out with a sex tape like any other good Zlister….

      RESEARCH your shizzle!!!

    29. CK says – reply to this


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      Uh, Meth doesn't make you gain 100 lbs, she is obviously on Psyche drugs. But maybe she wants to buy some Meth to slim down.

    30. Taaaawnyuh says – reply to this


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      WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOOOT? SHE'S BEAAUUUUUUUEWWWWTEEFULL!!
      SEXY AS EVER.

    31. If She Was on Meth, She'd be a Skinny Rail says – reply to this


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      Too chubby to be a meth head.

    32. DXB-PDX Sara says – reply to this


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      That shit will go straight to the DOLLAR TREE!

    33. meggy says – reply to this


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      she did the sex tape thing…obviously it didnt work out to well for her. she needs to do the jenny craig thing…

    34. ba ba booey says – reply to this


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      Enjoy your food Tanya don't worry what they say, Big Mac Quarter pounder, eat up.

    35. toooonyahardball says – reply to this


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      Yeah, it's TOOOOOOOOOOOOONYA with an O? not an A dumbasses
      fuck she looks to be a middle aged trailer park person what the hell happened?

    36. BryGuy says – reply to this


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      Tonya Harding ROCKS!!!! She will always be one of the greatest jumpers in skating.

    37. RIO says – reply to this


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      THATS OK SOME OF US STILL LOVE YA YOU GO GURL GOOD LUCK HUN BLESSED BE BE SAFE

    38. melissa says – reply to this


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      she has a sex tape already!!!!!! it's old school… but i'm just sayin….

    39. MK says – reply to this


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      Did anyone bother to actually watch the video? The poor girl was gang raped by her husband and two thugs to intimidate her into not going to the cops. She's led a very f-ed up life. She's also not that fat. Watch the video and you'll see.

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