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Star Jones (or a really good drag queen) attended the premiere of Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.

Why the fuck was she there??????????

Next time, she should get some colonic irrigation before she walks down a red carpet.

Then her face won't look like she needs to take a big dump (all over Big Gay Al's head)!

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121 comments to “Uhmmm….”

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  1. dannyyyyy says – reply to this


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    firsttttt!!

  2. Fashionista says – reply to this


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    HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT THE OBAMA CHANGE IS FRESH TEE BY DRANNEK AT DRANNEK.COM

  3. yeayea says – reply to this


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    Perez is Gay

  4. DNizzle says – reply to this


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    No close-up of the ragged vagina pit?!

  5. trixxi says – reply to this


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    Weird. Why do ppl care. Perez move on! She's lame

  6. Liss says – reply to this


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    She's yesterday's trash.

  7. what happened to A List says – reply to this


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    Why is Eva Longoria there? Why is Micsha Barton there?? They are nothing more than Soap "Stars.." bad ones and that!

  8. CMS says – reply to this


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    She likes the drama and flashing lights…

  9. Angiee says – reply to this


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    STAR JONES IS SOO UGLYYYY!

  10. kayleigh says – reply to this


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    FOURTH!! lol its the place to be

  11. johnny says – reply to this


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    primero

  12. Kim l♥ves Gerard Way says – reply to this


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    Third!!!!!!!

    what an ugly %$#@

  13. You Are The Weakiest Like says – reply to this


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    Bye Bye Perez Your Site Used To Be Good But Now It's As Boring As Bat Shit Keep Up The Shitty Work And The Only Visitor's You'll Get Are The Dumb Asses That Think Being First To Comment On Your Dying Site Actually Means Something In The World…. Maybe You Need A Holiday Or Something To Bring Back The OLD PEREZ Site. Just my 2cents Worth

  14. Rob says – reply to this


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    God I hate that cunt . I'd like to take a shit on her face .

  15. jordan kayleigh's bf says – reply to this


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    I THINK DAT PEREZ IS A BIG FAT QUEER!!!!

  16. xxxSTARxxx says – reply to this


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    She took a nice picture for a change.

  17. RASHA says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  18. Caroline says – reply to this


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    WHY WAS SHE THERE? I'm French and I can tell you no one knows about her in France, and…she's not an actress, neither is she part of the jury, I don't get it! Just like I didn't get it when Paris Hilton tried to walk the red carpet a few years ago, but what I did get and was happy about and enjoyed greatly was that she was escorted off of it because she was NOT invited, now tell me, why was Shar there? Publicity stunt? The Festival is a classy event, and people like her attending it ruins its image.

  19. bob says – reply to this


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    eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

  20. caroaber says – reply to this


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    She was there because right now, it's the place to be. Why was Jessica Simpson there last year? The same reason. Don't begrudge. She's on the rebound.

  21. James says – reply to this


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    Hottt

  22. Lowie says – reply to this


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    Cunatasaurus Rex

  23. I wish her well says – reply to this


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    The VIEW treated her like shit and her husband is gay. I know people say she is a bitch but can u blane her.
    PS. If she really is that bad then perez will let us know

  24. Tori says – reply to this


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    Re: Caroline

    Sounds Racist. And I love it!

  25. prude says – reply to this


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    ew, graphic content warning should have been provided—lol!! dump talk is gnarly!!! yech

  26. Hrvoje says – reply to this


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    who the fuck is that ugly bitch?? she is not famous here in europe! is she somekind of singer like that fat lady mariah somehing? she also is not popular here in europe

  27. ewwww says – reply to this


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    gross..she looked better when she was fat! She looks like Nicole Richeys long lost sister! ughhh

  28. Jules says – reply to this


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    Her ego must be frickin' huge ’cause she has no fans to appear anywhere.

  29. foxxx says – reply to this


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    star jones has vagina armpits.

  30. Heather says – reply to this


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    You have to do a closeup of that Pit!! What happened to her???!

  31. YourMom says – reply to this


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    Because unlikeyou, she is a professional with a lot of entertainment value that does not compromise her integrity. Perez, your lack of class is showing more than ever-I just don't know why you think fag like you matters at all when it comes to making a living out of attempting to demean people's hard work.

  32. Brenna says – reply to this


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    I don't care much for Star but you have to admit she looks good here!

  33. hi says – reply to this


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    does anyone else think she looks like a black nicole richie? i totally see it, does anyone else?

  34. moon says – reply to this


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    Perez you're a loser. Nothing you said in the post makes any since….

  35. Oldone says – reply to this


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    Two words: Clear deodorant!

  36. Julia says – reply to this


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    Re: Brenna

    I agree! Give credit when it is due.

  37. tracker says – reply to this


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    LOVEE STAR,ALWAYS WAS FUN WHEN SHE WAS ON THE VIEW,WE NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE OVER THE TOP………STAR,HAVE A BLAST,YOU DESERVE.

  38. tracker says – reply to this


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    Re: You Are The Weakiest Like – I AGREE WITH YOU TOTALLY.

  39. zoey says – reply to this


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    Spanx….she needs spanx

  40. alyssa says – reply to this


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    More importantly… HER VAGINA ARMPIT!
    she need to get that thing rejuvenated. lookin NASTY

  41. PhillipP says – reply to this


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    You can put lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig.

  42. AMO says – reply to this


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    She was hangin' out w/ her girl Denise Rich on her yacht 'n thangs.

  43. isis says – reply to this


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    i gotta admit perez, your hating is getting old. why can't you just have fun without taking personal and overwhelming vengence against certain parties. it diminishes your level of coolness. even in the world of gossip there can be emotional intelligence. i love you, but sometimes you turn me (and obviously other readers) off with your irrational negativity.

  44. THA-OG-KUSH says – reply to this


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    GOD DAMN SHES UGLY!!!!

  45. MyTwoCents says – reply to this


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    Star really thinks she is a star. First of all, she should get a refund from Dr. Jan Adams for her tummy tuck and second, she should stop being such a bitch.

  46. Jamie says – reply to this


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    She always looks like that. For some reason Gastric Bypass patients always have the head they had pre surgery. I feel like she could topple over at any time due to the severe size of her head!!

  47. mj says – reply to this


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    does anyone else think that star and nicole richie look similar?

  48. Jon says – reply to this


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    How dare you call Eva that #7.. She is an amazing actress!! She has made a couple of great movies too, more than you will ever be in.. Love Eva Longoria Parker on Desperate Houswifes, She is definitly an Alister, she was Maxims Hottest girl 2 years in a row! No other celeb has ever done that..

  49. princess says – reply to this


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    Perez. Don't be too bitchy, it will all come back. Why was she there? Probably two answers: One, she felt like it. Two, she was invited. : )
    At least she is out there in the public eye a little more than you from time to time : )

  50. Christine says – reply to this


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    When you see a pic of Brad % Angelina, everyone in the photo is looking at them…. REAL stars. This pic…. nobody in a country mile is looking at this deflated pig…. hmmm, what does that tell you!

  51. Why are any of these fuckheads there? says – reply to this


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    This is one of the stupidest scenes going on planet earth. It's complete and utter bullshit and very irrelevant to any of us. Look at Star Jones trying so hard to work her shit. Maybe she should go to New Orleans and roll up her sleeves and build a house. She's got no dog in this Canne hunt, so do something valid with your life.

  52. Since Louis Farrakhan Shit Out Hussein Obama..... says – reply to this


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    …..The Fallen Star hag is trying to shit out Hussein Obama a running-mate.
    She looks like Diana Ross's older sister.
    Is she pregnant,…and why does her ass begin at about the same level as where her sagging tits are hiked up to…??? (I would give her a kudos for a boob-lift.)
    Thighs, ass, and belly say she's getting the post gastric bypass bottom-heavy pear shape. (A Gastric Bypass fucks up how one's nutrients are absorbed. One usually ends up anemic for the rest of one's life, and disproportionately skinny above the waste and fat and swollen below the waste. Artificiality is just…artificial. And slicing and splicing your digestive system because you are lazy and have no self-control is only an imperfect fix, at best.)

  53. Jenny Craig Nightmare says – reply to this


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    Oh my! Looks like Star is putting on the pounds again!

  54. A Win For The French (And The USA Apologizes For Letting Star Out Of Her Padded Cell) says – reply to this


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    Re: CarolineRe: Tori – Caroline's post at 18 was not racist in the least. Neither any overt racial slurs, nor any covert theme beneath her words. Stop being paranoid on commenting on people. Take a course in what racism is. It is an insult because of or directed at someone, that is in and of itself directed at a real, perceived, or false stereotype of a group of people who have one thing in common and that is ethnic origin. "No-Class" does not discriminate. Anyone can have it. And Star Jones definitely HAS it. NO class.

  55. Confess says – reply to this


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    It's all your fault Perez. Star would still be with Big Gay Al if she hadn't caught the two of you in bed screwing each other. Of course, Perez was on the bottom of things.

  56. You Can Wrap A Turd In Gold Foil & Tie It With A Platinum Ribbon---But It's Still Shit says – reply to this


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    Re: Jon – Number 47…She's getting precisely the "respect", value, regard, or just desserts she should be getting. Any monkey can climb a ladder. And fall off.
    It takes class, sophistication, and good breeding to remain at the top. Star can shop on-line for the rest of her life, but she'll never purchase any of those things.

  57. Danielle says – reply to this


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    she looks good, but she's still annoying.

  58. Jemma says – reply to this


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    poor poor pitiful falling Star. She just doesnt get it. Everybody is laughing at her and please please please start doing some situps and crunches….that gut is obscene. Actually the whole package is obscene. Please fade into obscurity Star…..please!!!!!

  59. Jeanne says – reply to this


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    Star looks hot! Divorce does a body good.

  60. bobbytomorow says – reply to this


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    God baby is ugly as hell for real

  61. Bitch says – reply to this


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    She's one of the ugliest bitches on the planet. Or maybe THE ugliest……

  62. Bitch says – reply to this


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    Re: Danielle – She looks good? Are you blind bitch???

  63. Bitch says – reply to this


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    Re: Jeanne – Jeanne you're a fucking idiot. Divorce does a body good???? Asshole.

  64. gross! says – reply to this


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    what's up with her armpit?!

  65. Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this


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    Perez, why didn't you focus in on her turkey-neck, or even better the old-lady-bagina that is located anatomically about where her armpit should be…???

  66. See Left Hand : Has No Ring says – reply to this


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    Boy is she throwing the old "left hand has no ring on it" trick out there…!!!
    Like any sane man, or woman for that matter, would be looking to hook up with Starzilla.

  67. TEE says – reply to this


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    PLEASE STOP HATING BECAUSE YOU LOOK NO BETTER.STOP TALKING DOWN ON PEOPLE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE.STAR JONES IS SMART AND INTELLGENT… MS BAPS GENERATION 80

  68. kevin es says – reply to this


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    no matter what i always see star jones as that fat bitch with the little head she is so desperate its funny

  69. w says – reply to this


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    Re: what happened to A List
    Eva Longoria was there for l'Oreal and Mischa Barton because she is promoting 2 movies.
    Star i have no idea!

  70. nuhabu says – reply to this


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    Check out her arm pit! Ewww!

  71. Jan says – reply to this


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    She's there because she was invited. She had 11 years on The View plus her own show and she has been an intereviewer for the red carpet. WHY NOT.

  72. DIANE says – reply to this


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    Where's the close-up of her gross pits, Perez? You're lax!

  73. Scout says – reply to this


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    I think she looks great!
    One could also ask Perez why he thinks he can mingle with the stars.

  74. Nosy says – reply to this


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    Why do you hate this one?

  75. czar vlady says – reply to this


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    Did she get a boob job? I thought her boobies shrank when she got the gastric bybass (oh, i mean started pilates and ate right).

  76. js says – reply to this


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    Bug eyed monkey!!!

  77. kelly says – reply to this


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    u are sad

  78. Liss says – reply to this


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    Re: Tori

    You fucking moron. Paris is white and she's trash too.

  79. hotmama says – reply to this


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    Oink! Oink! Oink! Looks like a pig, smells like a pig, Oinks like a pig…….It's a PIG!!!!! #41 is right…You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a Pig (Pigzilla)

  80. joanna says – reply to this


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    well perez, why are YOU at any events you silly fuck face. she has more right to be out and about than you do. you're a fame whore

  81. jessica says – reply to this


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    she is a nice girl.she was said to join the Internet dating recently. many fans noticed her profile on interracial club‘B lack Century dotcom'.she used her real photo. so funny.

  82. neepur says – reply to this


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    It weezes when it breaths from its botched tummy cut. Sad.
    Going down the drain quickly. Nasty Midwesterners and southerners
    should be thrilled. Nuke Dallas and Atlanta…toilets

  83. The Official Girl says – reply to this


    83

    Perez is just a HATER and a racist because he supports Barbara HOEBAG-Goldigger-Walters!!! Perez could never be a true journalist because he does not understand the art of being IMPARTIAL!!! He is always biased to people and is always trying to start a war.

    And the stupid ignorant people who visit this site actually believe the shit he talks. Perez has no class whatsoever.

  84. ARMPIT ARMPIT ARMPIT says – reply to this


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    Why didn't you ZOOOOOOOOOOM in, to her ARMPIT? Looks FUGLY!

  85. jenbunny says – reply to this


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    well, star has no job and no family anymore, so what the hell else can she do?

  86. carla says – reply to this


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    i liked her when she was fatter. now she just looks… awkward… like theres something wrong with her.

  87. TINA CHEN says – reply to this


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    Star Jones has the same ego as Tina Chen, just in a different hue and obviously far less syndromic. Star is a lawyer, another of those "entertainment" talk people *as if we need yet another one*, she lied about her weight loss, bored us to mother freakin' tears until we wanted to pound our heads into a wall about her gazilliion dollar "fairy tale" wedding to Al, who just happened to be gay. Quite a resume there, eh?
    *
    So what the fuck is she doing at Cannes?

  88. trixie says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez, I have an idea… why don't you have a colonic irrigation? It would be almost like a date but you would still have to pay for it.

  89. trixie says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez why don't you have a colonic irrigation? I would be your first date but you would still have to pay for it.

  90. Danielle says – reply to this


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    Re: Bitch
    she looks better than she used to, retard.

  91. olddrunk says – reply to this


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    She huffed and puffed her way to Star-dumb because of her self-righteous defense of O.J. Simpson back in the day. Now call me a racist because he's a murderer and she's a human bitch (I would never insult a canine).

  92. Nate says – reply to this


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    Have some class dude….. this post is so tacky. You really need to get back to being a real web journalist. It just seems like your making fun of people now. REPORT the news with a little flavor, STOP degrading everyone like a silly child!

  93. Steven says – reply to this


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    Why do you call Black women drag queens? (Tyra, Star Jones etc) are you running a hate website? Other websites are following this particular trend of bashing black women the same way. You oughta be ashamed Perez.

  94. WONDER TWIN says – reply to this


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    DO A CLOSE UP OF HER DISGUSTING PIT!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DO A CLOSE UP OF HER DISGUSTING PIT!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DO A CLOSE UP OF HER DISGUSTING PIT!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DO A CLOSE UP OF HER DISGUSTING PIT!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  95. pete says – reply to this


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    nobody knows her here in France. she can go back to USA with mischa barton ! but you can send us scarjo instead !

  96. suggahma39 says – reply to this


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    I think she looks good! I can't blieve that people are still supporting Mia's CREEPY EX!

  97. England says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton is an idiot american and he puts the few intelligent americans to shame. I came accross his site by accident and i hope i never cross paths with it again. What rubbish he writes. Gosh i hope this person finds a better way to make a living. And if he must write about celebrities why not write with a little bit more taste.

  98. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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    And now we have the black Tara Reid. Nice "career" you got there Miss Piggy.

  99. Marc says – reply to this


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    Perez,
    you have so much HATE in you.It's not right to say such cruel thing's about someone-even if they are a celebrity.Perez, your soul is so dark and mean.
    Apparently you like attention,even if it makes you look bad.That's SICK man !

  100. Janessa says – reply to this


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    Re: Hrvoje – exuse moi mariah isn't fat you stupid douch and is that your real name it is stupid change it

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