When Drag Queens Attack!

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A drag queen robbed a Burger King in New Orleans last week.

The "man" climbed in through the takeout window. He was wearing a dress with matching necklace, a wig with a hair barrette and was shoeless.

The drag queen held the employees at gunpoint while demanding money.

He later exited through the same takeout window.

The suspect is said to be about 6 feet and weighed around 180 lbs.

Authorities believe the thief is most likely a genuine cross-dresser since he had so much attention to detail. The nails appeared to be painted and well-manicured. The necklace matched the outfit. The wig was well made.

This tranny had her shit together!

Oddly enough, the suspect did not cover his face when robbing the Burger King.

Thankfully no one was killed.

If you live in New Orleans, be on the lookout for the thieving drag queen.

She's coming to a KFC or Taco Bell near you!

    Posted: May 19, 2008 at 6:15 pm / Email this  »

    103 comments to “When Drag Queens Attack!”

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    1. Elliott says – reply to this


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      NO WAY!

    2. My Chemical Romancee. says – reply to this


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      wow. people will do crazy shit for money.

    3. Nathan says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA.
      Trannies are so crazy!

    4. georgiaa...georgiaaa says – reply to this


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      …wow. jeffree, is that you? XD JK JKJKJKJKJKJK…..

    5. damn says – reply to this


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      fucking fatass bitch she proably wanted fries to

    6. damn says – reply to this


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      i mean him the transvestie lmao

    7. cait says – reply to this


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      jeez that's crazy

    8. may i take your order says – reply to this


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      yeah i'll have all yur money you have and make it fast oh and napkins to please that is all thank you

    9. hillz dolla billz says – reply to this


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      Sounds dirty to me!!!!!!!!!!! Can I get fries with that shake??

    10. He is BLACK, OF COURSE says – reply to this


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      THIS PROVES AGAIN

    11. omg oh no ahhhh says – reply to this


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      the tranny is gonna come to kfc where im chillin like a villin

    12. tranny is that you says – reply to this


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      Re: He is BLACK, OF COURSE – who cares what his skin color was just he thought he looked all fine with his saggy titties

    13. julie says – reply to this


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      I am JEWELZZZ!!!!!

    14. karly says – reply to this


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      that soo funny and weird. crazy ass tranny

    15. story of da fucking year yall says – reply to this


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      so like me and perez hilton were like walking tokfc to get some like fried chicken and like all of sudden we here this like bunch of people asking if we saw the tranny and we were like uh perez hitlon? hehe

    16. 14th says – reply to this


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      Hey look… it's Perez in black makeup!

    17. Karli says – reply to this


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      Ferosh!

    18. YOYOYO says – reply to this


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      OHH NOO
      I LIVE IN NEW ORLEANS…………… DOES ANY BODY KNOW WHICH BURGER KING THIS WAS……OR WHAT STREET IT WAS ON?????

    19. Bertha says – reply to this


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      You know if perez put on the uniform, he could totally look like the Maytag man.

    20. Mikel says – reply to this


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      Want fries with that?

      Hahaha! Man, I'd heard, seen and live a lot of crazy shiz in my life but this is BONKERS! I mean, is like the lingerie store guy a couple of weeks ago. Yikes!

    21. tuff perez says – reply to this


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      we homos are tuff;; in just a minite i,m going to tear the wings off a fly i,m tuff perez

    22. Rammy says – reply to this


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      Definitley a contender for the new Rupaul show

    23. Diva says – reply to this


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      is that a drag queen or Star Jones… i mean honey… if they didnt supersize your meal just place a second order… put the gun down and pick your fork up.

    24. drag thief says – reply to this


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      The times are tough and Trannies need to eat too. Perez you should dress up as a tranny too. It would be a major improvement over your usual blue collar goes San Francisco Castro street musty look

    25. dani says – reply to this


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      star jones?

    26. SD says – reply to this


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      THATS FUCKING AWESOME ! WHAT A HOT TRANNY MESS ! IM SHOCKED SHE DIDNT ROB A POPEYES

    27. Buster Cherry says – reply to this


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      I thought they sold "flame broiled patties", not flamer.

    28. Rob says – reply to this


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      Divine would be proud!

    29. BRITNEY says – reply to this


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      IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!

    30. tobi says – reply to this


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      sure that's a wig,it look's like a bald spot…ha,ha

    31. chaotic says – reply to this


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      LMAO popeyes !!!!! omg maybe it was star jones ! that bitch is crazy

    32. stef says – reply to this


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      the headline should be britney robs a burger king !

    33. p says – reply to this


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      I need to feed my babies yall !

    34. No it ain't Star says – reply to this


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      Re: dani – It big beautiful Gay Al with his sexy yellow brown complexion. This is the reason Perez is obsess and Star was so satisfied. Big Al is packing major baseball bat.

    35. Trannylover says – reply to this


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    36. Manny says – reply to this


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      Trannies have always scared me. "She" must not have mad enough dollar bills @ the drag show to afford the eightball she ordered.

    37. Trannylover says – reply to this


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    38. Deedee Tremaine says – reply to this


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      Do not fuck with a pissed off Drag Queen. I have seen great men reduced to cinders.

    39. julie says – reply to this


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      GEE, I THOUGHT STAR JONES WAS IN CANNES!!!

    40. Lizz says – reply to this


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      lol

    41. WTH says – reply to this


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      I LIVE IN NEW ORLEANSS!
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      Omg.. I swear! These are the kinds of stuff that makes
      N.O. look like crap. I love New Orleans and all, but damn,
      the shootings & robbing has to end. Its bad enough that
      we have cameras catching cars that runs a yellow and
      red light.

      its a shame that i heard this from a californian. Thanks Perez.
      I keep on a lookout for trannys climbing through takeout
      windows at fastfood restaurants. hahah

    42. Trixie says – reply to this


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      Real drag queens would not be caught dead without decedent heels!

    43. Rayneee says – reply to this


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      wow.
      that's pretty gay.
      [no offence to homosexuals.]

    44. NOLA! says – reply to this


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      I live in New Orleans and I saw the video of this all over the news!Just another day in the Big Sleazy! I love this city and as funny as this is the crime in this city is NO JOKE! On a lighter note GEAUX HORNETS!!!

    45. nolaaaaaa504 says – reply to this


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      it was at the burger king near carrolton and claiborne

    46. nolaaaaaa504 says – reply to this


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      on the corner by claiborne and carrolton

    47. ashley says – reply to this


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      This same exact drag queen used to rob The Limited in New Orleans when i worked there and 'she' also maced every employee of Hemline boutique and stole everything in the store.

    48. ashley says – reply to this


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      Re: NOLA! – go hornets!!!!!

    49. OklaHOMO says – reply to this


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      Go on gurl, Rob that Burger King, I ain't mad at ya!

    50. XOXO says – reply to this


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      This tranny had her shit together!

      LMAO You crack me the fuck up, Perez. =)

    51. LookAtYou says – reply to this


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      That looks like Star Jones

    52. Lauren says – reply to this


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      haha this makes me so PROUD to be a NEW ORLEANIAN!! haah

      thats hilarious ive been to that burger king a few times haha!

    53. Kate says – reply to this


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      LOL!

    54. m sorinsen says – reply to this


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      Miss Thing took her sweet time to all dressed and got to the door and was like hold up, wait a minute, not without my pink pearls. On the real, Miss Gurl did put a lot of care into her "criminal-couture".

    55. Padre says – reply to this


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      What a hot tranny mess.

    56. ashh says – reply to this


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      woah i live in nola.
      What bk is this?
      this is something that would only happen in nola.

    57. jlb says – reply to this


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      is that kimbo?

    58. HereIambaby says – reply to this


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      I completely agree that she is a complete ditz. Her blondeness is beyond annoying to just down right agravating. I viewed her blog from black&white love community at blackcentury.com where many other black people find fun there

    59. Lily says – reply to this


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      This is old news; New Orleans has a pack of trannies that will rob the boutiques on Magazine St. too; all the shop owners/workers know about them and will lock the doors when they see a group of black trannies walking down the street.

    60. Zya says – reply to this


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      Maybe she is not a drag queen at all, but a confused transsexual attempting to escape her emotional turmoil threw acting out. As a fellow Tranny we i want it noted that this "Queen" is a fellow human being going threw a greatly confusing time in her life.
      Possible Thieving for money to buy a sex change?!

    61. Milla says – reply to this


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      She's Pist because they took all the TRANSfat off the menu! LOL

    62. tranny, get your gun says – reply to this


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      i live in new orleans. things like this happen everyday.

    63. Pack, Gaggle, Mob, Flock, Pride, School, or Herd says – reply to this


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      Re: Lily – Number 62, that is hilarious! I live in Baton Rouge.
      And down the street is a rental house full of rough black crackwhore trannies. They don't seem as evolved or sophisticated as your trannies that travel, forage, and hunt in an organized pack. New Orleans is so cool. A pack of trannies. A statement of modern pop culture, street culture, and the organized deterioration of inner city cosmopolitan ethical mores. Gotta love it.

    64. G says – reply to this


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      hahhahahahhahahhaha i live in New Orleans too

    65. nola says – reply to this


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      this is hysterical! HAHAHHA. We'll go find the tranny after we finish mourning the loss of ours hornets

    66. TimFarrissFan says – reply to this


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      The beginning of the end. With this damn recession going on, it had to happen sooner or later. Crime, robbings, hold-ups and all that is going to become much more common, even in places where you would least expect it.

    67. Lindsay says – reply to this


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      Re: BRITON
      Briton, you are a fucking tool. Copying Perez. Can't come up with your own original idea. You honor him by your mimicking.

    68. B!tch Barbie says – reply to this


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      trannys gone wild :) ♥ Broadway! GO GIRLS :) VOTE HILARY :) She wants CHANGE for the BETTER! unlike Obama Hussain ,HILARY RODHAM CLINTON is for equal wages & power to women & rights for gay americans! & she is a fighter! B!TCH IS THE NEW BLACK :) VOTE HILARY ;)

    69. Heather :) says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha wait i never comment on perez BUT i am from the northshore (suburb of new orleans) and i used to work at the GAP—this is not abnormal! there is a clan of crossdressers who routinely rob a strip mall on the north and south shores (that means new orleans and across the lake) but somehow have gotten away with it for years……..i love this.

    70. moe says – reply to this


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      what a douche…

    71. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      that's a MAN, baby!

    72. Heather T says – reply to this


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      Only in NOLA!!! damn i love my city!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

    73. Madblackwoman says – reply to this


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      Re: WTH – No…for some reason black people find violence, rape, agression, and disease funny or thrilling. I could NOT live in New Orleans…..I would look like I have tourettes…checking my shoulder. Most black people are psychologically inclined to violence, rape, murder…etc. That's why after Katrina most surrounding states were URGING FEMA to feed, clothe, and supply them w/homes……..TO SEND THEM BACK TO LA and out of our communities. The ones who complained the most NEVER left, and won't…til they get what the feel they are "entitled" to. OK…..Hurricane is coming GET OUT….don't have the means my ass. They were too lazy to run….

    74. Big Brown Eyes says – reply to this


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      A pistol-packing stick-em-up Drag Queen. My, my, my what is the world coming to?

    75. nola says – reply to this


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      sweet, that was the BK 2 blocks from my house. Awesome.

    76. tim says – reply to this


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      taco belle!
      whatever happened to baby burger jane
      etc etc

    77. Shone Maddox says – reply to this


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      When Drag Queens Attack!

    78. Marky says – reply to this


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      Perez, were you secretly in New Orleans? It's a good shot of you - you've lost some weight.

    79. T-Meister says – reply to this


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      I am relieved his necklace matched his dress. I would not be caught dead with mismatched accessories while climbing through the drive-through window with a gun to rob the place. Loser.

    80. SouthernFried says – reply to this


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      Star Jones can't afford her whopper, now that she's an out-of-work divorcee. No wonder she's so mad @ Babwa — she needs more burger$$.

    81. MCH says – reply to this


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      Thank you Perez! This article made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    82. Steve Malta says – reply to this


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      Uriel?

    83. Elissa says – reply to this


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      That's So Cool.
      But How Did He Fit Throught The Windoww??
      Aahahhahahaha.
      Aurevoirr.
      :)

    84. twopock says – reply to this


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      I think you mean the necklace was "coordinated" with the dress. Considering the pattern of the dress, it was unlikely that it "matched". (and you call yourself gay!)

    85. len says – reply to this


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      omggg people are crazzzy these days

    86. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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      Whatever happened to doing an honest day's work prior to 'demanding' money?
      She may have her 'look' together, but that's about all. Could be just a disguise.

    87. dinyell says – reply to this


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      We have seen far crazier shit than this down in Nawlins.

    88. Maya says – reply to this


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      I hope its none of the drags I know…I live n New Orleans. Most of them carry guns though so u never know lol

    89. Vieux Carre says – reply to this


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      Re: YOYOYO – yeah it was the burgerking on s. carrolton.

    90. sweetheart says – reply to this


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      LMAOOOOO…I swear … you just made my day….PEREZ YOU ROCK!!!!

    91. caro says – reply to this


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      wow i live in new orleans. that's so funny! Thanks perez for trying to protect us new orleanians from the gun carrying drag queens of the world. (go hornets!!)

    92. NEW ORLEANS PRIDE says – reply to this


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      Re: YOYOYO – I DO TOO IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE ONE ON TULANE AND AIRLINE!!

    93. zakk says – reply to this


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      epic lolz

    94. Tara Little says – reply to this


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      my old step father Rick MacDonald was a drag queen .
      My mother and him broke up because she walked in the house with him dancing around in her underwear and shirt with makeup to the good ole hit Abba, Dancing Queen! What a site.. it was a total disaster , and it basically shows how some people can just wanna get out of the closet .

      but for this buddy , i would have to say congrads ..
      you shouldve have just went to the bar then rob a bank to come out of the closet :) .

      good job though!

    95. dragqueenlove. says – reply to this


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      yea i totally think this is rad .
      YOU GO GIRL !!!!!

    96. Cute Tranny says – reply to this


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      How awesome is this

    97. i says – reply to this


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      im gonna do that one day.

    98. missing_a_toe says – reply to this


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      OMG..IM LIKE THE 100 COMMENT!!1WOOT_WOOT

    99. Brandy Alexander, Misty Monroe, and Dana Sylvers says – reply to this


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      We confess, it was us. We drew straws as to who would drive, who would be the lookout, and who would climb through the window.

    100. laurgasm says – reply to this


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      shut up georgia, jeffree is beautiful and most certainly not black. If you want to make a comment, make a legit one please :D

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