When Drag Queens Attack!
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Wacky, Tacky & True
A drag queen robbed a Burger King in New Orleans last week.
The "man" climbed in through the takeout window. He was wearing a dress with matching necklace, a wig with a hair barrette and was shoeless.
The drag queen held the employees at gunpoint while demanding money.
He later exited through the same takeout window.
The suspect is said to be about 6 feet and weighed around 180 lbs.
Authorities believe the thief is most likely a genuine cross-dresser since he had so much attention to detail. The nails appeared to be painted and well-manicured. The necklace matched the outfit. The wig was well made.
This tranny had her shit together!
Oddly enough, the suspect did not cover his face when robbing the Burger King.
Thankfully no one was killed.
If you live in New Orleans, be on the lookout for the thieving drag queen.
She's coming to a KFC or Taco Bell near you!
NO WAY!
wow. people will do crazy shit for money.
HAHAHA.
Trannies are so crazy!
…wow. jeffree, is that you? XD JK JKJKJKJKJKJK…..
fucking fatass bitch she proably wanted fries to
i mean him the transvestie lmao
jeez that's crazy
yeah i'll have all yur money you have and make it fast oh and napkins to please that is all thank you
Sounds dirty to me!!!!!!!!!!! Can I get fries with that shake??
THIS PROVES AGAIN
the tranny is gonna come to kfc where im chillin like a villin
Re: He is BLACK, OF COURSE – who cares what his skin color was just he thought he looked all fine with his saggy titties
I am JEWELZZZ!!!!!
that soo funny and weird. crazy ass tranny
so like me and perez hilton were like walking tokfc to get some like fried chicken and like all of sudden we here this like bunch of people asking if we saw the tranny and we were like uh perez hitlon? hehe
Hey look… it's Perez in black makeup!
Ferosh!
OHH NOO
I LIVE IN NEW ORLEANS…………… DOES ANY BODY KNOW WHICH BURGER KING THIS WAS……OR WHAT STREET IT WAS ON?????
You know if perez put on the uniform, he could totally look like the Maytag man.
Want fries with that?
Hahaha! Man, I'd heard, seen and live a lot of crazy shiz in my life but this is BONKERS! I mean, is like the lingerie store guy a couple of weeks ago. Yikes!
we homos are tuff;; in just a minite i,m going to tear the wings off a fly i,m tuff perez
Definitley a contender for the new Rupaul show
is that a drag queen or Star Jones… i mean honey… if they didnt supersize your meal just place a second order… put the gun down and pick your fork up.
The times are tough and Trannies need to eat too. Perez you should dress up as a tranny too. It would be a major improvement over your usual blue collar goes San Francisco Castro street musty look
star jones?
THATS FUCKING AWESOME ! WHAT A HOT TRANNY MESS ! IM SHOCKED SHE DIDNT ROB A POPEYES
I thought they sold "flame broiled patties", not flamer.
Divine would be proud!
IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!
sure that's a wig,it look's like a bald spot…ha,ha
LMAO popeyes !!!!! omg maybe it was star jones ! that bitch is crazy
the headline should be britney robs a burger king !
I need to feed my babies yall !
Re: dani – It big beautiful Gay Al with his sexy yellow brown complexion. This is the reason Perez is obsess and Star was so satisfied. Big Al is packing major baseball bat.
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Trannies have always scared me. "She" must not have mad enough dollar bills @ the drag show to afford the eightball she ordered.
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Do not fuck with a pissed off Drag Queen. I have seen great men reduced to cinders.
GEE, I THOUGHT STAR JONES WAS IN CANNES!!!
lol
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Omg.. I swear! These are the kinds of stuff that makes
N.O. look like crap. I love New Orleans and all, but damn,
the shootings & robbing has to end. Its bad enough that
we have cameras catching cars that runs a yellow and
red light.
its a shame that i heard this from a californian. Thanks Perez.
I keep on a lookout for trannys climbing through takeout
windows at fastfood restaurants. hahah
Real drag queens would not be caught dead without decedent heels!
wow.
that's pretty gay.
[no offence to homosexuals.]
I live in New Orleans and I saw the video of this all over the news!Just another day in the Big Sleazy! I love this city and as funny as this is the crime in this city is NO JOKE! On a lighter note GEAUX HORNETS!!!
it was at the burger king near carrolton and claiborne
on the corner by claiborne and carrolton
This same exact drag queen used to rob The Limited in New Orleans when i worked there and 'she' also maced every employee of Hemline boutique and stole everything in the store.
Re: NOLA! – go hornets!!!!!
Go on gurl, Rob that Burger King, I ain't mad at ya!
This tranny had her shit together!
LMAO You crack me the fuck up, Perez. =)
That looks like Star Jones
haha this makes me so PROUD to be a NEW ORLEANIAN!! haah
thats hilarious ive been to that burger king a few times haha!
LOL!
Miss Thing took her sweet time to all dressed and got to the door and was like hold up, wait a minute, not without my pink pearls. On the real, Miss Gurl did put a lot of care into her "criminal-couture".
What a hot tranny mess.
woah i live in nola.
What bk is this?
this is something that would only happen in nola.
is that kimbo?
I completely agree that she is a complete ditz. Her blondeness is beyond annoying to just down right agravating. I viewed her blog from black&white love community at blackcentury.com where many other black people find fun there
This is old news; New Orleans has a pack of trannies that will rob the boutiques on Magazine St. too; all the shop owners/workers know about them and will lock the doors when they see a group of black trannies walking down the street.
Maybe she is not a drag queen at all, but a confused transsexual attempting to escape her emotional turmoil threw acting out. As a fellow Tranny we i want it noted that this "Queen" is a fellow human being going threw a greatly confusing time in her life.
Possible Thieving for money to buy a sex change?!
She's Pist because they took all the TRANSfat off the menu! LOL
i live in new orleans. things like this happen everyday.
Re: Lily – Number 62, that is hilarious! I live in Baton Rouge.
And down the street is a rental house full of rough black crackwhore trannies. They don't seem as evolved or sophisticated as your trannies that travel, forage, and hunt in an organized pack. New Orleans is so cool. A pack of trannies. A statement of modern pop culture, street culture, and the organized deterioration of inner city cosmopolitan ethical mores. Gotta love it.
hahhahahahhahahhaha i live in New Orleans too
this is hysterical! HAHAHHA. We'll go find the tranny after we finish mourning the loss of ours hornets
The beginning of the end. With this damn recession going on, it had to happen sooner or later. Crime, robbings, hold-ups and all that is going to become much more common, even in places where you would least expect it.
Re: BRITON –
Briton, you are a fucking tool. Copying Perez. Can't come up with your own original idea. You honor him by your mimicking.
trannys gone wild
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hahahahaha wait i never comment on perez BUT i am from the northshore (suburb of new orleans) and i used to work at the GAP—this is not abnormal! there is a clan of crossdressers who routinely rob a strip mall on the north and south shores (that means new orleans and across the lake) but somehow have gotten away with it for years……..i love this.
what a douche…
that's a MAN, baby!
Only in NOLA!!! damn i love my city!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
Re: WTH – No…for some reason black people find violence, rape, agression, and disease funny or thrilling. I could NOT live in New Orleans…..I would look like I have tourettes…checking my shoulder. Most black people are psychologically inclined to violence, rape, murder…etc. That's why after Katrina most surrounding states were URGING FEMA to feed, clothe, and supply them w/homes……..TO SEND THEM BACK TO LA and out of our communities. The ones who complained the most NEVER left, and won't…til they get what the feel they are "entitled" to. OK…..Hurricane is coming GET OUT….don't have the means my ass. They were too lazy to run….
A pistol-packing stick-em-up Drag Queen. My, my, my what is the world coming to?
sweet, that was the BK 2 blocks from my house. Awesome.
taco belle!
whatever happened to baby burger jane
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When Drag Queens Attack!
Perez, were you secretly in New Orleans? It's a good shot of you - you've lost some weight.
I am relieved his necklace matched his dress. I would not be caught dead with mismatched accessories while climbing through the drive-through window with a gun to rob the place. Loser.
Star Jones can't afford her whopper, now that she's an out-of-work divorcee. No wonder she's so mad @ Babwa — she needs more burger$$.
Thank you Perez! This article made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uriel?
That's So Cool.
But How Did He Fit Throught The Windoww??
Aahahhahahaha.
Aurevoirr.
:)
I think you mean the necklace was "coordinated" with the dress. Considering the pattern of the dress, it was unlikely that it "matched". (and you call yourself gay!)
omggg people are crazzzy these days
Whatever happened to doing an honest day's work prior to 'demanding' money?
She may have her 'look' together, but that's about all. Could be just a disguise.
We have seen far crazier shit than this down in Nawlins.
I hope its none of the drags I know…I live n New Orleans. Most of them carry guns though so u never know lol
Re: YOYOYO – yeah it was the burgerking on s. carrolton.
LMAOOOOO…I swear … you just made my day….PEREZ YOU ROCK!!!!
wow i live in new orleans. that's so funny! Thanks perez for trying to protect us new orleanians from the gun carrying drag queens of the world. (go hornets!!)
Re: YOYOYO – I DO TOO IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE ONE ON TULANE AND AIRLINE!!
epic lolz
my old step father Rick MacDonald was a drag queen .
My mother and him broke up because she walked in the house with him dancing around in her underwear and shirt with makeup to the good ole hit Abba, Dancing Queen! What a site.. it was a total disaster , and it basically shows how some people can just wanna get out of the closet .
but for this buddy , i would have to say congrads ..
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you shouldve have just went to the bar then rob a bank to come out of the closet
good job though!
yea i totally think this is rad .
YOU GO GIRL !!!!!
How awesome is this
im gonna do that one day.
OMG..IM LIKE THE 100 COMMENT!!1WOOT_WOOT
We confess, it was us. We drew straws as to who would drive, who would be the lookout, and who would climb through the window.
shut up georgia, jeffree is beautiful and most certainly not black. If you want to make a comment, make a legit one please