Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Linda Evangelista glittered in gold at the Indiana Jones premiere in Cannes on Sunday.
From this angle, we can almost see the coke up her huge ass nostrils!
This outfit is pretty fierce, though.
Bianca Jagger would have cut a bitch to get her hands on that dress during her 54 days!
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