Dina Lohan Is A Goddess!!!

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This woman is sooooo delusional.

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Posted: May 19, 2008 at 9:30 am / Email this »

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amber says – reply to this

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doesnt work !
Bri says – reply to this

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What a fuckin nutcase. Her 15 minutes need to be up!! And Ali wants to be like Lindsay?? yea…some role model!!!
eyes says – reply to this

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sweet
mims says – reply to this

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HAHHA SHE SO FUNny
She thinks she's hot! That's the funny part. says – reply to this

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Gosh, she looks like Lindsey here.
kim says – reply to this

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She reminds me of Jillian Barbari
lippy says – reply to this

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Boring… Been there done that… not watching this garbage!
me says – reply to this

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Womans got a massive cro magnum jaw
skippy says – reply to this

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i think the peroxide has seeped into her skull and has made her go insane!
karla says – reply to this

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I have to agree with her about the crap these kids read and believe most of the time. Trust me I don't think she's a good mom but she made a good point
Tina says – reply to this

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Third!!!! lol…Okay this bitch doesn't want boundaries…good grief if shit wasn't being written about her kids everyday she would go hungry….Grrr…if only we needed a licence to have children!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Boring! This show doesn't even interest me.
Pimp-Mommy says – reply to this

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Drinka … er, I mean 'Dina' … has major probs, I think.
melissa says – reply to this

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omg this is silly! lindsay has a great body though her diet and exercise regime can be found at w w w celebrity-diets o r g
say it aint so says – reply to this

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Now we see where Lindsey gets her bitchiness from.
moe says – reply to this

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She's humiliating herself. She's obviously out of touch on how the public would take this and it doesn't help her family at all. She should have kept quiet out of the spot light and over time people would think different of her and her family like Brintney's mom. MISTAKE!
thruth says – reply to this

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the show should be called LIVING AS A HO.
LOoks like MAMA says – reply to this

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I hate to be rude but Lindsey looks and acts exactly like her mom! Lindsey is a splitting image of her mom and she's only 21! Wow a life of drugs, parties, and alcohol will do it to you. The show looks alright I guess. Her little sister is cute. Hope she doesn't wind up like Linds.
sm says – reply to this

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yeah she's trash, but she's still pretty. everyone here knows it. too bad she's… well, trash.
anna says – reply to this

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what a cunt. she shouldn't have her kids out there for the world to see. Same with Denise Richards…both massive cunts. They should have their kids taken from them. Eat a bag of dicks bad mothers
Ashley says – reply to this

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hahahahaha what a fucking nut case…she complains of the overexposure from paparazzi and the blogs and gossip shit, but she is making a REALITY SHOW?!?! ummm hello… oh and stop dressing like you are 20..you're not lindsay honey. and take off at least 5 lbs of that makeup (maybe not, i don't want to be scared!)
Monstra says – reply to this

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Wait, Dina Lohan is talking about setting boundaries?!?
:S says – reply to this

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With a mother like this one I´d be a star of the rehabs like Linds!
Gee says – reply to this

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JESUS SHE SOUNDS EVEN WORSE THAN HER TRACEY ULLMAN PARODY… EVEN FUCKING WORSE!

P.S. Is she, um, alleging that LiLo has no exes? Cuz, um, that's a little nuts.
jennifer says – reply to this

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what the fuck does she know about managing?? is she for real?
Bethany says – reply to this

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i think the lohan girls are the ugliest people i have ever seen in my life. i cant eat anything when i see them bc they make me pukeeee!
pepperpot says – reply to this

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Disgusting hard core pig of a mom. Since her great success in ruining Lindsay's life, she's now on a mission to destroy her younger ones. This family is such a train wreck. She borderlines on emotional abuse and doesn't deserve to have children. She is a selfish whore and there should be laws to protect children from doing reality shows, it is wrong, wrong and wrong!!!!
ruffmama says – reply to this

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so she is there looking at the LiLo blowjob photo on her computer screen with her 14 YEAR OLD? Why not call Cody in to see it too?

She is just plain disgusting!
cyn says – reply to this

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this ho.
Li.Ho says – reply to this

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OMFG!!
This looks soo amazing..Can`t wait to see it..
Mummy Lindsay is SOOOO trying to live her own life through her daughter…
Tragic…
Yet perfect for TV!!!
sluts says – reply to this

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doesnt she get that the problem is not the websites printing the pics or telling the stories, but the fact taht her daughter is doing all the stupid things theyre reporting. she shouldnt be worrying about making them take down the pic, but calling lindsay and telling her to sort her fucking shit out. stop being a crack head slut and get a grip.
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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So basically she wanted to do this show so we can all see how "perfect", yet delusional the Lohan's really are. Lindsay is a world-renowned WHORE who likes girls apparently and her other daughter wants to be just like her. Whatever floats their boat I guess.
heath says – reply to this

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ceecee says – reply to this

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My daughter Ali wants to be in the business so I have to be her manager. Because on the face of this planet, no one else can manager her better than me. Remember, I am the orange Oprah. All my children tell me everything. Doesn't Ali look good dressing older than me?….God, someone give her boundries. Both her and Denise Richards show look so boring. I hope no one watches either so both can crawl back into the woodwork.
em says – reply to this

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Sam says – reply to this

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Why is she delusional? I didn't see anything delusional.
mariosmom says – reply to this

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Did she actually use the word "boundaries"????!!!!!
Melba says – reply to this

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"Ali loves this business…and unfortunately I have to manage her." OH PLEASE! She's living vicariously through her daughters! Such a sad woman!
emma says – reply to this

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i am so thankful to have had a boring dorky mom who screamed at me to leave the party or she was coming in. i mean how awful to have a throaty skanky mom who has no job. and she has buried lindsay's career. she's a joke.
Coke Knows says – reply to this

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Momma's nose is so coke-shredded. YUCK AND PLAYED.
linc says – reply to this

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This woman is crazy. If her children want to be in show business, she's the LAST person who should be managing them. She has no business or PR sense. Be a mom - let a professional handle your kid's careers.
ALI IS FUCKING RETARDED says – reply to this

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so Ali wants to aspire to be a talentless drunken 3 time rehabbed coke whore? Finish high school sweatheart….and maybe give college a try because your sister didn't and look at that washed-up mess……
DINA IS WORTHLESS says – reply to this

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Dina "HAS" to manage ali???? I DON'T THINK SO!! Leave it to the professionals otherwise this daughter will end up just like the older FUCK UP.
betty says – reply to this

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Amen Emma #39. My mother was/is such a "Mom". As much as I hated her intrusions and was embarrassed by her uncoolness when I was younger - I am so grateful now. I have a great life and have avoided so many (but not all…) stupid mistakes. Thanks Mom!
PreciousBxLady says – reply to this

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Dina is just like her husband. Correction Worst!!!!!
SAR says – reply to this

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SHE NEEDS FUCKING BOUNDARIES!!! BITCH
Selema says – reply to this

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You know what would make sense?
Her words: "Alli and Cody go to school etc. etc."
THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR KIDS OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT!
And a reality show won't help them! Please DON'T pretend like you are doing this in the best interest of your kids. Has she seen what Hollywood has done to one daughter? Does she want that to happen to another? Apparently yes.
And all this jibe about the reality show being to show people what they're really like.
FYI:
People aren't stupid. We don't believe reality shows much.
Here's the deal. No one really cares.
Don't be so obsessed with what the world thinks.
All these small amounts of fame lead up to the ones Lindsay had that led to her downfall, and Alli's pretty much on the path to them.
Seriously!
claudia says – reply to this

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she has NO lips!!!
fletch says – reply to this

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There's got to be more boundaries set? Start by not having a reality tv show exploiting your family for a buck. This show will not help you make your case (whatever that may be). Yuck.
PJH says – reply to this

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Boundaries? Why don't you get the reality cameras out of your fucking house then?
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elle says – reply to this

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I have to say I'll defo be watching that show! It looks hilarious! Dina actually looked well in that clip!
CHILL PAPS! says – reply to this

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THE PICTURE SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT IS LINDSAY!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHE IS RIGHT ABOUT THE PAPS!!!! THEY NEED TO CHILL!!!
Beth says – reply to this

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She is such a dumbass…When you kid wants to be a celebrity (a fucked-up one at that) then the pictures on the internet and everywhere else is what comes with the territory. She has a shit load of money, so just take the money and stop giving a shit about the rest of it! Get a life Dina!
Laury says – reply to this

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"You'll be hearing from my attorneys if you don't take it down" Oooooo I'm so scared, Dina is such a badass! She loves to think she's in control and that people respect her, but let's face it, when your last name is Lohan, you're doomed.
christina says – reply to this

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typical long island woman…. long nails
catty attitude!
joe says – reply to this

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"there's got to be more boundries set." .
…..says the women running a reality show in her house.

:::Smacks forehead:::
boundup says – reply to this

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Glad you are thinking of boundaries now, Dina. I mean, where were the boundaries when you pulled a move from Jade Barrymore's playbook and used your underage daughter to get in to night clubs. All your boundary setting have been super fab for Lindsay's (once) promising career.
tishhha says – reply to this

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"A lion protects her cubs." hhahahaha am i the only one who heard this?
loika says – reply to this

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My FEAR? EVERYONE will watch and we will allow this reality explosion of nobodies to continue. OMG- Please boycott this one…
Christine says – reply to this

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What an ass! Her poor kids…. HAHAHAHA… too fuckin' bad douche, if you wanted to protect them so much, they wouldn't be in rehab or on their way. Wow, I want to shelter my kids so I'm going to try a reality show to whore them out even more. I'm such a great mom! LONG ISLAND THINKS YOU'RE A JOKE DINA.
Christine says – reply to this

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I'm gettinf my own reality show too. I'm pimping out my three kids so everyone knows what it's like for a stay at home mom with three kids (one with a disability). *rolls eyes*
Kerstin says – reply to this

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"Ali aspires to be in this business, and unfortunately, I have to manage her."

*vomit* You know leatherface wants to.
Sally says – reply to this

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Love how Dina's all "they don't understand, Ali's in middle school and kids read this." when Dine herself is showing Ali and her friend the website herself.
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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Oh wow!!! This woman is really hideous. Her upper lip doesn't move, her dyed hair is too long, her brain cells are frozen in botox. Please, what a great "mom" !?! Are we wondering what went wrong to bring a girl to rehab three times?? Choosing to flash her vag to the paparazzi?? And all the other bad choices Lilo has made. Look at the role model!!!!!!!
Just Me says – reply to this

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Dina, If there is to be boundries for the pap's, you should have learned to have had boundries for your CHILDREN long ago. I reserve comments for Ali, but as for Lind's, you should have done a much better job with her when her star was rising. You got too caught up in the glitz and glamour of Hollywood to pay attention to what was going on with your own child. At not even 21 years old, she is already a rehab VETERAN! That is YOUR fault. Lind's is pretty much a has been because of the way you raised her and that is a total shame because that girl has some major talent. Lets hope you are not pushing Ali out front and center because Lind's is nearly finished. Are you going to make the same mistakes with her? When Ali fucks up, are you going to push your son out there? Is there no end to your shame lady?
Blake says – reply to this

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What does she mean she "HAS" to manage her? She can't set boundaries and say no to her 14 year old daughter? This woman is sick and fucked up in the head. All she cares about is using her children as little cash cows- why doesn't she get a real job and stop living vicariously through Lindsay?
Cody says – reply to this

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She has the voice of an 90 year old smoker. Now we see where Lindsay gets her crazyness from. Ali does NOT need to be in show business. She has no talent anyways.
asdf says – reply to this

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Maybe if your daughter wasn't a partying drunk coked-up whore, no one would be saying negative things about her.
Little lilo is hott says – reply to this

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If I saw lil lilo out somewhere i would think she is at least 18, and would def of tried to talk to her…But she is jail bait…lol She looks waaay older than she really is..She will get some retarded guy in trouble watch..haha
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permote it says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU CRACK ME UP…..
YOU ARE JUST PERMOTING THIS SHOW BY HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WIYH IT ON YOUR SITE……ARE YOU GETTING PAID TO DO SO ??
Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova says – reply to this

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Someone needs to cut Dickna Lohan up in small pieces, incinerate them into powder and give it to Amy Whinehouse and Pete Cokerty to sniff away..
Boundaries? says – reply to this

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Re: CHILL PAPS! – Bullshit- A MOTHER is supposed to set the boundaries, NOT the photographers.
That's Lindsey says – reply to this

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They all look the same age! I mean it. I'm trying to be fair here, but why does Alli look older than mom? Why do I always confuse Lilo and her mom? Face it! They're triplets!
Ella says – reply to this

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LINDSAY WOULDNT BE SO FUCKED UP WITHOUT HER PARENTS AND OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS OF HERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAME DINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK DINA IS ON DRUGS! says – reply to this

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NO REALLY SHE LOOKS FUCKED UP!
Magan says – reply to this

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She must be god damn stupid to think that the photogs and blogs aren't going to talk about her kids. Geez, Lindsay is a trainwrek, what great parenting Dina. Now she complains about the photogs going after Ali. Move away far away, so your kids can have a decent life.
sdf says – reply to this

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It's not a game…..she's perpetuating it all……DUMB. BITCHES. Plant a tree, go to college, have some respect for yourself. Monkeys.
T_HatesDina says – reply to this

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HOW ABOUT BOUNDRIES on your SHTIOUS parenting…who's policing that? Oh I forgot…the LI Mother's association…
whore says – reply to this

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What the fuck? She's the one broadcasting herself to the entire nation! Of course people are going to write shit about you.
Blah says – reply to this

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It's scary how much Lindsay and Ali talk and look like their mother. It's also scary that Dina is pimping her children out for her own benefit. Maybe Lindsay should stop bashing her father and realize that her mother is no saint either!!!
so gay says – reply to this

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i actually want to watch it lol
Chris says – reply to this

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The sad fact is… that i'll be watching this damn show! hehehe it actually looks good what can I say? Perez you rock!
Get used to it sweetie says – reply to this

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If your kids become famous they will be exposed to negative press and nasty comments. Get used to it lady… Ali will be the next victim. It's part of the whole Hollyweird crap world. Maybe you should have thought about this before you got your kids into show business!! FOOL! Serves your stupid long island ass right!! dope
Anne says – reply to this

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Is this woman for real? Talking smack about the paps? Admittedly they do stalk the stars, but these 'in'famous celebuwannabes need them to stay somewhat relevant! She should be paying them for keeping her family in the news!~I love Tracy Ullman's impression of all the momagers especially Lohan - it is spot on! if you havent seen it - you must!
RitaPita says – reply to this

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I CALL BULLLLLLLLL!!! SHE'S LOVING IT - SHE'S SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE!

WHAT A HYPOCRITE.

The sad thing is that the ignorant people will LOVE the show and eat up everything they say… and then that witch of a woman will become even more popular.
sad.. so sad
rory says – reply to this

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Re: tishhha – Yea! A LIONESS Dina!
Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this

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Oh…..wait…..Orange Oprah says there 'ought to be boundaries' for the papparazzi, etc. What about boundaries with her kids? How about some boundaries with the tanning bed? What Dina Lohan needs are some boundaries of her own. She has already created one "monster"…….Lindsay, and is in the process of creating another one……potentially the young Ali (who by the way, doesn't look a day over 27!). Doesn't she get it yet? She and her entire family by proxy is the butt of the joke! Pathetic. Really.
anna says – reply to this

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that mug they zoom up on is from dollarama!
R says – reply to this

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When these older women like Dina have these long rapunzel curls, it just doesn't work, you are not 18, and your make up is harsh and cheap. You look very classless, and the shit that comes out of their mouths is even more horrible. It's something out of the Sopranos.
loveeperez! says – reply to this

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GET THE FUCK OUTTA MERRICK!
ALI WTF YOU DONT GO TO M.A.M.S ANYMORE BECAUSE
EVERYONE MADE FUN OF YOU & YOU LEFT !!!!!
TO BAD UR SHOWS FAKEE ! BECAUSE I LIVE DOWN THE BLOCK FROM U AND SEE IT BEING FLIMED AND THEY TELL YOU!
LOHANS OFF LONG ISLAND !!
Cassie says – reply to this

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That assistant-looking person of Dina's could not have looked more bored…ha, ha…this could be great trainwreck TV–
jerryg says – reply to this

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Boundaries? Did that crazy bitch say "boundaries"? That's rich!
Lindsay says – reply to this

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The best part of the whole video is when she totally blanks on what grade her son is in, stumbles a bit, then tries to recover.

"Cody is in .. uh - you know, elementary school!"

Worst mother.
Tom Stronach says – reply to this

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Dina has a TEENY nose. It looks soooooo odd on her face.
obessed with realtiy says – reply to this

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hahahaha I can't wait to watch this show….
its like a trainwreck…you wanna look away but you can't…you just can't help but watch….
Yup. says – reply to this

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Perez, if you become a parent you will understand her, and will actually probably think she is being quite low key here. Most likely. Ask your mom, hehe.
Rockzann says – reply to this

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And that's the show? It looks sooo boring!!
WHAT EVER says – reply to this

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Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,this show is nothing but garbage,just like denise richards won't be watching either!!!
Alisa says – reply to this

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What goes on behind closed doors of white trash families is better left to the imaginations. We don't wanna know! I definitely WON'T be watching this show.
Claire says – reply to this

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CAN NOT WAIT FOR THE SHOW!!!

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