It's Confirmed: Katie's Broadway Bound
Filed under: Broadway Babies > Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes
The rumors have been confirmed!
Katie Holmes will make her Broadway debut in a production of Arthur Miller's All My Sons.
Holmes, a Bway novice, will luckily be surrounded by Great White Way vets.
The other confirmed cast members are John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and super hottie Patrick Wilson.
Theater and performance dates are TBD.
Sadly, we're sure Tommy boy won't let Katie independently enjoy this experience.
Cruise (or some Scientology handler) will most likely be by her side at all times!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 19, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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*and first bitches*
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I used to love Daswon's Creek…..this robot sure is a shell of her former self. I mean for the love, I'm the same age as this robot and I feel like she lives in an alternate universe that I want no where near!!!
She should go on All My Children…that would be more worthy of her talents.
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i hate tom
FIRST
ZFIRST! or second??
anyway..GO KATIE
FIRST
I wonder how much Tommy Boy paid for her to get this role…..these two are such a waste of space.
I HOPE BROADWAY CAN SAVE HER!
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First. And they both suck ass.
Who wants to bet Katie and drop dead gorgeous Patrick Wilson have an affair????
boring newssss.
Wait…what role is she playing?
me parece perfecto que porfin hga algo maz
qe no sea ztar del brazo de tom en laz premierz…!
qe no dependa de tom.!
ya veremoz qe tal lo hace en bro0adway.!
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Well, I hope Katie appears on time better than you fake first, but next to last first posters on this site. You slow dial-up computer mother's
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SHE NEEDS A REAL MAN NOT A LITTLE BOY! KEITH URBAN IS SO HOT!
WTF! Katie Holmes looks like a nasty rag doll!
They'll have to make a grandfather clock costume for him so he can be on stage to push and pull her to her marks.
I have a feeling that this play will be a total snoozefest! lol Ever since she's gotten w/Tom, she has been like a robot, and always has this glazed over look on her face. That dude runs her life, and she's stupid for allowing him to…I bet Tommie is gonna show up to every rehersal, show, and after party, just to keep an eye on Katie, and to make sure that she doesn't try to escape!!!!! Damn, I feel bad for her. Yeah, Tom has alot money, but all the money in the world isn't worth not having independence. RUN KATIE RUN!!!!!!!! There are plenty of homeless shelters in NYC, pick one, and pray to God that Tom, the maniac doesn't find you!
Look at that hold he's got on her. And by the way, this story is super ass boring. Turn up the heat on your sources a bit Perez. Yawn x 10.
Of course Tom won't leave her side. And if he has to then he will employ his ScientoloBabysitter to stick with her. All the best of luck to Katie anyways!
I continue to laugh at the way she slouches down so it doesn't look like she's towering over her insane little gay boy.
she has to duck so that Tom's head will be in the picture. STAND UP STRAIGHT Hunny! don't let him bring you down anymore!
I hope Katie elopes with a woman and dumps Tom !! She should run away from these Scientologist freaks.
People - DON"T SUPPORT WILL SMITH - he's a SCIENTOLOGIST !!!!
Leave them alone…who are you all going to hate next week?
Wait…you already hate yourselves are you would not be so jealous of others!
why does it look like Cruise is alway holding up his wife?
Ooba Gooba's (#31) is on to something…. She looks like an erect Barbie Doll with that spread legged pose clearly trying to "shorten" her stature for little Tom
do you think her back hurts from all that slouching??????????????????????????????
She can't even hold her own in a scripted TV interview.
How the hell is she supposed last through an entire show?
Tom paid a lot of bucks and pulled some serious strings to get her in.
Maybe if she doesn't have to stand next to him (midget) all the time, she'll stop bending her neck at that funny angle like a giraffe. She's all stooped over in every picture where she's standing next to him (midget).
Anybody but me notice that since this girl married T.C. that she quit showing her teeth in public? Whats up with that? A scientology thing? "Thou shall show no teeth for a year in public." I freaking HATE it!! Show me the teeth!!!
The girl CAN'T ACT!!! Why in the world would she be heading to Broadway? The whole Broadway show will tank!!!!!!
………MY GOODNESS……HMMMMMMMM. WELL ARTHUR MILLER'S HEROINE IN "ALL MY SONS" IS QUITE A SEDATE CHARACTER UNLIKE MANY OF MILLER'S FIERY WOMEN, SO TOMASINA WON'T HAVE TO WORRY THAT SHE MIGHT PICK UP SOME 'TROUBLESOME' CHARACTERISTICS AND REBEL AGAINST HIS 'ORDERED AND STRUCTURED (AND SCRIPTED) EXISTENCE.' BLAHHHHHHH! ….OR, GASP, FOLLOW THE 2ND MRS. CRUISE, NICOLE KIDMAN, AND DISROBE ON STAGE!!!!! HORRORS!!!! ……….OF COURSE THE TALENTLESS STEPFORD WIFE WILL NEVER WIN AN OSCAR, THEATER WORLD AWARD….ETC. LIKE KIDMAN EITHER!
…………ON THE OTHER HAND, THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER MOUSY MILDLY TALENTED ACTRESSES OUT THERE, PERHAPS SHE COULD JUST HIRE ONE TO TAKE HER PLACE ON STAGE WHILE SHE SHOPS FOR TRINKETS TO FILL THE NEW HOUSE!!!! HMMMM. AT LEAST SHE WON'T BE ON STAGE LONG ENOUGH TO FUCK UP THE ENTIRE PLAY.
……….SHE MUST BE DESPERATE TO 'SHOW' HER ACTING ABILITIES OR JUST GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT FREAKING LITTLE CONTROLLING FRUIT FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME. PERHAPS SHE COULD MAKE A BREAK FOR IT…..NAH, THEY WILL BE WATCHING. HOPEFULLY, SHE WON'T DROP AN ASS BOMB TO EQUAL "MAD MONEY."
……………………..AND………TINY TOM COULD SHOW UP AT EACH PERFORMANCE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN IN HIS SEAT AND SCREAM: "THAT IS MY 'WIFE' AND WE HAVE A BABY….AND I AM NOT GAY!!!!" OH! THINK OF IT……..XENU BE PRAISED!!!!!!!!!
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OMFG!
WILL TOMASINA LET KATIEBOT OFF HER SHORT LEASH?
WILL HE REPROGRAM KATIEBOT?
WILL KATIEBOT CUT THE CORD TO TOMASINA?
RUN KATIEBOT, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hopefully now Katie can hatch a plan to escape
Gawd, I wish for once she'd stand up straight. Look at those shoulders and the stance. I wonder if she'll use a secret L. Ronn method to memorize her lines. She'll need it since she's never done anything live, including her marriage!
Anyone else notice how non human Katie has become? She's a FEM-BOT baby, yeah!
she's spreading her legs to appear shorter but even more telling is how she's tilting her upper body away from him. I think he's starting to "creep" her out.
she was awesome, not she's corrupted for life
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It'll give him a chance to hook up with "Big Red" again, when she's in NYC. When the cats away……….
Run Katie Run!!!!This might be your last chance,but I'm sure tom will be stuck like glue and not give you any space,or hire someone for that,what a fruitcake he is!!
as her husband, tom should be by her side!! that's what married people do! when you're married and in love, you want to share all of your experiences, especially something as awesome as performing on broadway!!!
Err, a cross on Tom?
Moron! did you know THAT TOM GOT THE PART FOR KATIE?
HE WENT TO BROADWAY LAST WEEKEND AND *BOOM* SHE GOT THE PART?!?
ASK NICOLD KIDLESS! SHE WAS NEVER GOING TO GET THE PART WITHOUT TOM like The Others (thx Tom!)
THANK YOU TOM CRUIIISE!
KATIE SUCKS AS AN ACTRESS
An article in the Enquirer this week said OF COURSE, Cruise will be with her the entire time. He's looking for a Manhattan apartment, even thought he just finished renovating a new Beverly Hills mansion. Tommy doesn't dare give her any way to escape him and THE CULT.
No doubt Tom will love visiting Katie backstage and kibutzing with all the queens.
Maybe he can even have brunch with Mario Lopez while in NYC!
with katie in NY maybe tom scientolocultist will have time for a drive by at kirstie's house. because he just knows that she's just an accident waiting to happen and he just knows that he is the only one that can help!!!
#56 Proud to be SP… wouldn't that be sweet. one scientolocultist helping out another scientolocultist.
Katies ass was put on in the front! A Scientology repairman is getting fired for this, that's for sure.
GOD, he holds her like she's some possession of his–not like she's his wife. It just looks so fake. I will never watch TC movies again, I think he's WAY freaking out there.
Perez, maybe you can find out how much Queer Tommy had to invest in the show to get a has-been child actor a major part in a Broadway play. Without Queer Tommy, Katie would be quietly gone by now. Ain't money a wonderful thing.
She's so hot and pretty. Seems she is also on interracial dating service blackcentury.com. I saw some pics looks like her very much at that club. I will double check it
”sadly”
You say it as though Tom Cruise is holding back some huuuuuuge talent there Perez. I'm sorry but I think he is an amazing actor as weird as he can be (all actors have to be a smudge insane) and she is just blah………
If you were talking about Charlize Theron, Audrey Hepburn ok……but come on!
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Love the x on Tom's face.Made me laugh.You're the funniest Perez.
According to media reports, the voice of Bart Simpson,
Nancy Cartwright gave $10 million to $cientology last year ALONE !!!
Tom cruise gave $5 million
Kirsty Alley gave $5 million
John Travolta gave $1 million
Kelly Preston gave $1 million
Priscilla Presley gave $50.000
These donations were apparently for $cientology's Global Salvage effort which wants to cleanse the earth of psychiatry and such.
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Great posture. The submissive blow-up doll look. Glad Tomfag is holding her up, or down, or in place, or whatever. She could not possibly look more like a showdog or an accessory to that crazy idiot.
HOPE SHE CAN MAKE HER ESCAPE THEN! (WHY IS HE ALWAYS GRABBING HER ARM IN PUBLIC?)
Katie, I'm sure cool non-scienos like Dianne Wiest and John Lithgow can help you escape or at the very least, ditch your handler for a few hours of FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMM!!!!
Do it girl. GTFO….NOW!
URGENT MESSAGE FROM DM: "Hey Tom, isn't all this baby stuff taking time away from clearing the planet. You're downstat man. Get your ethics in. Put Suri in the Cadet Org and you and Katie get your asses to Gold for immediate assignment to the RPF. "
don't know who the producer/directors will be, but am sure that wiest and lithgrow can put the stage father tom down. and with the cost of prod. producers most likely won't put up with unneeded interuptions. like to see tc try to change Miller's work. what son is katie playing?
If you look at pictures of nicole when she was married to his royal idiot, she did the same like poses as Katie is doing now. A scient. handler must train them. Anyway, it was perfect training for Nicky for stepford wives. And Katie, if you get dumped by his royal, I doubt you will get the parts Nicole did. People felt sorry for her and I heard that 'hri' tc tried to blacklist her and people would not put up with his crap. I don't think people will feel as sorry for you because you knew what he could do.
She looks like a Stepford wife. Katie, come on… get rid of him!!
i kinda love her and kinda hate her. she seems so interesting yet so fake. and tom cruise is so crazy - but in the day he was a great fucking actor.
i hate how she hunches down, hmmmm can tommy not handle being shorter than his wife, she is in heels, but thats soooo not healthy for her to hunch like that!
Re: TOM CRUISES FOR COCKS –
(……………………..AND………TINY TOM COULD SHOW UP AT EACH PERFORMANCE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN IN HIS SEAT AND SCREAM: "THAT IS MY 'WIFE' AND WE HAVE A BABY….AND I AM NOT GAY!!!!" OH! THINK OF IT……..XENU BE PRAISED!!!!!!!!!)
laughing my ass off!
Now everyone will see that she really can't act and why so many of us Baleheads were thrilled when she didn't sign on to do the Batman sequel - The Dark Knight.
Has there ever been a photo taken of these two together when that poof is not holding onto her; arm around her waist; hand holding her arm or hand; hand on her shoulder?????????? Hell, you would think she is somehow handicapped and has to be held up to keep her from falling. Or she is like some blowup doll filled with helium and will float away if he doesn't hold her down. Weird!
they make the cutest couple!
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Her posture is horrible! Someone needs to tell her that Tom's insecurities are not worth ruining her posture and bone structure over. He'll be long gone by the time she feels the repercussions of slouching and bowing her neck to not appear as tall as him.
her body is soo weird….it looks like her pelvis is tilted forward or something, and her head is sticking out like a giraffe….she looks sooo wierd, i can't get over it, her weirdness is mesmerizing (and not in a good way, either!)
i can see it now: xenu the musical!
It's going to be like Audrey Hepburn and Mel Ferrer when he wouldn't let her take a final bow alone! I can just see it now!
Why does she always look so awkward? Her stomach is always sticking out, like she's jutting her hips forward or something. Hmmm. Maybe it's just me.
Someone, anyone, please tell me why Tom must where that haircut style? It is way too young for him and it does not flatter his fat face at all.
LOOK AT TOMS STRANGLEHOLD !!!! - SHE IS SUCH A STEPFORD WIFE !!! HOW IS SHE GONNA PULL THIS THATRE GIG OFF WHEN SHE CAN'T EVEN THINK FOR HERSELF !!!! and I wish she would stop sticking her BIG OL RAT OUT in every photo !!! Suck it in Girl !!!!
LOOK AT TOMS STRANGLEHOLD !!!! - SHE IS SUCH A STEPFORD WIFE !!! HOW IS SHE GONNA PULL THIS THATRE GIG OFF WHEN SHE CAN'T EVEN THINK FOR HERSELF !!!! and I wish she would stop sticking her BIG OL RAT OUT in every photo !!! Suck it in Girl !!!!
Good god, does that alien-worshiping asswipe EVER let go of Katie's hand and not put his arm around her?? He is such a control freak and katie's just a stupid Stepford robot.
Don't see the play. Tom will BE there. Either that or some other Scientologist will be to keep an eye on Kate. It must be really miserable being such a jealous control freak[Tom} as well as being controlled 24/7 {Katie] I just can't believe these 2 are really happy. Especially when your religion is based on something that a Sci-Fi writer put together. Why is she doing the play? To pay for her Scientology bootcamp? Did she have to blow Tom for 3 years and beg him to allow her to act again? Whaaaatever.
Boycott all $cientologists, their projects, and all those who promote them. Your money will only end up in the hands of a very dangerous cult.
hes closet. I sucked him off years ago in a sauna in LA.
Re: Marky – Thank you for the reminder.
TomKat is the most unbelievable marriage in the history of the Hollywood Sham machine.
He has no career to defend anymore so why not just come out?
What is wrong with her husband being by her side I ask? They are a family and should want to be together. Such hate on this board….
KATIE HOLMES IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE HIRE SHITTY ACTORS SUCH AS KATIE….MAYBE IF SHE STILL HAD A SENSE OF SELF SHE WOULDN'T SUCK SO FUCKING HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT MAKES ME SICK HOW TOM DISPLAYS/PRESENTS KATIE LIKE SHE'S A DOLL IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!
How did she get cast in a classic play with seasoned New York stage actors? She can't even play wife and mother convincingly. Julia Roberts stank up Broadway but at least she sold tickets. No one is gonna wanna see this zombie ruin All My Sons. And all these rumors about Tom "not letting her go"… what wife of one year thinks she should be allowed to take the baby and move across country for her own amusement???
I don't think professional 'Broadway' is going to put up with Little Tommy Tooter's crazed B.S. for more than, oh, say 2 minutes ….
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have to anaylse all my sons for my english exam tomorrow! aaaaaaaah
I don't believe Mr. Cruise understands at all just how much people do not like — even actively dislike — his persona anymore.
I'm sorry but why is it that it always looks like he's holding her up. Did she suffer a stroke? What's the deal with that?
The way this woman stands is very clumsy and unattractive. She looks stiff like a plastic doll. Stepford Wife??
How is she gonna "ACT" when she can't even speak more than 3 words? "I LOVE YOU"