Janet, The Author

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Miz Jackson is adding a new title to her resume.

She sings, she acts, and now she’s writing books!

And by “she”, we’re guessing it’s probably a writer getting paid to put it together for her.

Whatever, as long as she gets paid! AND it's good, of course.

Can't release crap!

The book will discuss her struggles with her self-esteem, as well as her up and down battles with weight loss.

It will also include diet tips and lifestyle advice from Janet’s nutritionist.

Fun.

But we also wanna know about her relationships, the secret marriage, growing up Jackson, and, of course, Michael!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: May 19, 2008 at 2:30 pm / Email this  »

    61 comments to “Janet, The Author”

    1. gust a guy says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    2. sammy says – reply to this


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      She looks goooooooooood!

    3. starra says – reply to this


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      First!

    4. ali says – reply to this


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      janet sux

    5. Emma says – reply to this


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      First

    6. Geesh says – reply to this


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      Can someone iron her pants.

    7. Jary says – reply to this


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      yeah her last album was awful, maybe she can become a great writer… NOT!!

    8. lovely says – reply to this


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      I like Janet but every time she gains weight she blames it on a "movie role". Why don't she just admit she likes to pig out??

    9. duh fools says – reply to this


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      Her newish album SUCKS!! Not the "Control" Part 2
      PUTA GORDA PEREZ claimed forever it was gonna be..

      But shit PUTA PEREZ needs $ so he will take it from
      Janet's Reps and talk up her stinky shit all night..

    10. obamaman says – reply to this


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      Go on girl…Miss Janet

    11. lovely says – reply to this


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      Too bad she hasn't made a nice CD since the early 90's. At least Madonna and Mariah are smart enough to know who to work with.

    12. NFL Commissioner says – reply to this


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      Janet, I was wrong. The NFL was wrong. The stupid-ass, secretly gay, prudish, hypocritical Republicans were wrong. All wrong.
      Nipple jewelry — we loved it. I even touched myself at the closeup photos. Please, do another SuperBowl Halftime show. Yours was the best ever, and we all know it.

    13. lori says – reply to this


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      first

    14. dan says – reply to this


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      first!!!!!
      rachl

    15. VAN HALEN ROCKS says – reply to this


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      i wuold love to eat her pie and her doughnut…yummmmm

    16. kgkmom says – reply to this


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      Can't she afford for someone to hem her pants?

    17. Jary says – reply to this


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      Re: kgkmom – I was thinking the same thing.

    18. Mitchel says – reply to this


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      She looks great!
      keep doing your thing Janet.

    19. Cassie says – reply to this


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      I love love LOVe Janet…and I hope this book is just a bit more interesting than giving weight loss tips, etc. … :)

    20. [[MARLI]] says – reply to this


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      BLAH, DOESNT iNTEREST ME, SORRY

    21. Dawo says – reply to this


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      I want this tour and a re-release with GOOD NEW TRACKS

      produced by Jimmy and Terry :)

      this is JANET JACKSON:)

      ps: I want no Book
      I want JANET

    22. Ooba Gooba says – reply to this


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      Jeez, can't she just go the hell away? Nobody fucking cares anymore! Her albums and music suck, and everyone is sick of the Jackson family. What next, a "celebrity" judge on another rip-off of American Idol? LEAVE!!!

    23. reality- check says – reply to this


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      she has no feet

    24. asylum says – reply to this


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      She should hire her stylist! Is her stylist blind or what???

    25. asylum says – reply to this


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      Re: asylum
      Meant to say FIRE … she should FIRE her stylist.

    26. lumlum says – reply to this


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      Perez
      Soooooooo don't care about over the hill janet.
      Would rather read about prince von a'hole on TMZ
      than this shitty old nobody broad

    27. Larry says – reply to this


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      JANET ROCKS

    28. Peperdine Gurls says – reply to this


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      Talk about Janets Secret hubby, he's like R-Kelley & looks like a crack head!!! no wonder she kicked him to the trash-he's an old lechy mexican dude hangin out in malibu kissing on a young girl that looked like his daughter or sum shit!? GROSS!
      The teen chick had a fat kardashian ass. Janet should write about not dating these past losers!

    29. LuvsIt says – reply to this


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      THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES! JANET IS BIZACK! HATERS GET YOUR GAME UP!

    30. Chrissy says – reply to this


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      Can someone please loan that woman and IRON or a Steamer!!!!

    31. omg says – reply to this


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      She's 1 bleaching away from looking just like her fug brother Michael!!

    32. Snooze Fest says – reply to this


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      What's up with all the out-of-date 80s acts? You're more out of touch than Luke Skywalker's right hand. She sucks. Tired, Ragged, and worn out like your anus.
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    33. Jacko says – reply to this


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      why would anyone want to read diet, health, and nutrition information by a person who is constantly gaining and then crash dieting? Well, from her staff which is promoting crash dieting.

    34. senrabm says – reply to this


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      Poor Damita Jo. I can't help it! I've loved her ever since she played Penny on Good Times wayyyy back in the day!

    35. MT says – reply to this


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      Just GOTTA show that cleavage, don't you! And not classy, feminine cleavage….no, Ms. Jackson can't have a decent outfit on without making sure to trash it down a bit with that forced-looking, desperate-for-attention, store-bought cleavage.

    36. B says – reply to this


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      Damn with all that money cant she iron her pants??? and fix the length??? COMe on???

    37. Miss Pitman says – reply to this


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      What's up with you janet baby? You always seem kind of sad when I see you? I think after this tour you should start having some chilrens

    38. jlynn says – reply to this


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      Yeah, we can all learn how to lose weight and then get fat again and again and again….
      Cuz thats healthy

    39. dsummerfan says – reply to this


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      What a year all Divas are Up…………. Madonna, Janet Jackson, Mariah, Cher, Tina Turner, Grace Jones and one of the best divas voices also back Donna Summer

    40. shane says – reply to this


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      yes, I know others have commented on the pants length, but I can't control myself: WTF? They're about three inches too long. Is she gliding along on wheels under there?

    41. trickdaddy says – reply to this


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      Poor Sad Janet,,,NEWSFLASH: nobody cares anymore. You're boring,dull,tired,washed up. Can't sell a record. You are not shocking,edgy,creative,or sexy. You are hefty, tacky and tired. You thought you could flash your saggy titty on national tv and everyone would think you were hot,,,HAHAHAHA,,keep listening to your drag queen choegrapher and your "yes" people. Then you tried to make Timberlake take the fall, sorry honey,,,it was your saggy flapjack with the piercing that grosssed America out. Still,you were arrogant. Typical Jackson. But I guess we see whos selling albums,makig hits and selling out stadiums at 350 a head and Miss Jackson it ain't you.

    42. Cece says – reply to this


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      I also want to know about the secret daughter she has.

    43. Cece says – reply to this


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      She should write a book on the plastic surgery she's had and what a freak her brother is. That'd be interesting.

    44. Carla says – reply to this


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      Janet should keep on doing her own thing and ignore all the haters who want her to fail. Janet still has the IT factor and can put on a great live performance. Janet has her own style and is admired by current female performers who still copy her dancing or videos she could probaly dance rings round them. Janet looks good for her age more better than some people half her age she has great skin and good genes so don,t hate her for looking good.. She is a major sucess that will always be remembered and has made her money, can,t say that the haters out there will ever achieve a fraction of her sucess…

    45. jason says – reply to this


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      Great, just leaving a comment to give my support

    46. espizh says – reply to this


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      what are these clothes about?

    47. FATTY FAT FAT says – reply to this


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      Once a fatty always a fatty! When she gets older I GUARENTEE she will have some of those Aretha Franklin shots….

    48. Spinach says – reply to this


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      Where did her feet go?!? Seriously, this trend of having your trousers so long and wide that you can't see your feet is just plain weird. Makes her look kind of stumpy.

      I just don't know in general why popstars can't get good advice about business clothing. If she wants to be taken seriously as an author and look like a business woman, for heavens sake buy a suit that fits. No female lawyer or broker in London or New York would be seen dead dressed like this. Janet should either dress like a popstar (which she's pretty good at) or get a better stylist for occasions like this.

    49. IRISBEAN says – reply to this


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      boring………

    50. irisbean says – reply to this


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      Re: trickdaddy – Love it!! UR the balls!

    51. B!tch BARBIE says – reply to this


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      she r ocked Ellen 2day:) ♥ Broadway! GO GIRLS :) VOTE HILARY :) She wants CHANGE for the BETTER! unlike Obama Hussain ,HILARY RODHAM CLINTON is for equal wages & power to women & rights for gay americans! & she is a fighter! B!TCH IS THE NEW BLACK :) VOTE HILARY ;)

    52. Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this


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      She' still cute. :)

    53. London says – reply to this


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      Go Janet! always looks as good as ever….

    54. liposuction janet says – reply to this


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      EVERYONE KNOWS THIS BITCH GETS ALL THE FAT SHE GAINS SUCKED OUT BY A DOCTOR, RIGHT BEFORE SHE STARTS A NEW PROJECT. HER SHIT ASS NEW ALBUM SITS AT NUMBER #127 ON BILLBOARDS TOP 200. FUCING THIRD FLOP ALBUM IN A ROW. PLASTIC ASS…..IT'S O-V-E-R!!!!!

    55. Keisha says – reply to this


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      @ lipo stop hating!!! Janet has lost her weight through exercising and diet you can telll how fit she is just by her dance moves. Bet you couldn,t keep up hope Janet keeps doing what she does she is a legend!!!

    56. Lucy Furr says – reply to this


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      NUTRITION MY ASS…she's been gettin' that shit sucked out since the early 90's.

    57. ginger says – reply to this


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      forget the book, somebody tell her to throw away that ugly outfit. what? nobody to hem those pants?

    58. Just sayin says – reply to this


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      More power to Janet. I wish her every sucess in what ever she does. To the person/persons who keeps on saying she has had liposuction isn,t that procedure dangerous if you keep on doing it all the time the human body can only take so much.. She has lost her weight through exercising and dieting she can afford a personal trainer and it is possible to lose that amount of weight in that time span. So what if her weight yo yo she is only human after all and not like hollywood starlets who starve them selves to death. Her dance moves require a high level of fitness so I am more inclined to believe she has lost her weight through natural means not lipo…

    59. Fan4ever says – reply to this


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      I will be first in line to purchase Janet's book and tickets for her up and coming concert.. She always knows how to put on a great show…

    60. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Yaay way 2 Go Janet you Rock!!!

    61. Euro says – reply to this


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      I don,t get it why do some people call Janet fat? when she really isn,t throughout her career her weight might of gone up a bit or down apart from 2005 when she was big but when you compare her to the rest of the americans your country is known for people being extremely obese or extremely skinny I would consider her normal weight. It just seems mad to call her fat when she really isn,t unless being superskinny is considered the norm.