Separated At Birth

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Left: Internet superstar Kristina Chen. Right: Ronald Lacey (Major Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark).

    Posted: May 19, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. lq says – reply to this


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      first?

      this is the BEST SaB eva!

    2. n says – reply to this


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      hahaha!! funny!

    3. Nathan says – reply to this


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      I don't get why you keep posting about this talentless bitch. It was funny before, but now its just annoying.

    4. specialk2425 says – reply to this


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      hahaha poor kristina

    5. marylene says – reply to this


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      THIRD ??? ewwwwwwwwwww

    6. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater says – reply to this


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      first!!!

      I

    7. Larry The Fairy says – reply to this


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      lol so true

    8. rita says – reply to this


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      hottttt

    9. PerezFan722 says – reply to this


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      LOL Too Funny!!!!!

    10. Andrea says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA!! She's going to LOOOOOOVE you, Perez!!!

    11. Ella says – reply to this


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      first!!

    12. jflsjdf says – reply to this


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      1st!!

    13. Organic Cotton says – reply to this


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      brilliant!

    14. stephanie says – reply to this


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      bahahaha… perfect!

    15. tsk tsk says – reply to this


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      L. O. L.

    16. Ty-rai says – reply to this


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      she's so fugly!!!!!!

    17. starra says – reply to this


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      First!

    18. cLaAaUdiia;;' says – reply to this


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      hahahahhaahhaha lol'
      byee(:

    19. fcb says – reply to this


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      k thats rude.

    20. Mollye says – reply to this


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      THAT'S HOT…

    21. GalPal says – reply to this


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      Don't you read the comments to your posts, Perez? You were ripped a new one for exploiting this mentally challenged young woman the last time. I got it–you're basically flaming a**hole!

    22. Ashley says – reply to this


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      God, that is so right on!

    23. Verodemort says – reply to this


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      I think I just pee'd in my pants! LOL. Pinche Perezito!

    24. MOH says – reply to this


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      BRAZILLIANT!!!

    25. kraftlikecheese says – reply to this


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      Eww freaky! Yeah! He could be her father!

    26. icy says – reply to this


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      LMFAO!!! ur such an ass Perez, i love u!

    27. FART!!!!! says – reply to this


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      LOL !!!!!

    28. Luke says – reply to this


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      C'mon Perez. BE THE BIGGER PERSON. She obviously has her own problems. You are a lucky healthy and happy person. Give the poor girl a break. Even if she is a homophobe I think her life would not be as nice as yours.

    29. emily says – reply to this


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      I SENT THIS IN!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

    30. Kerrs says – reply to this


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      is it wrong that i just laughed out loud? lol

    31. Erin says – reply to this


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      Yeah! I had noticed that already.

    32. ew says – reply to this


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      hahahaha

    33. AJC says – reply to this


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      LOL too true

    34. Yuck says – reply to this


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      No one gives a shit about this retarded girl. Someone needs to contact CPS and have her removed from her parents and put in an institution. Stop posting about her already.

    35. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I think she looks like iCarly.

    36. d block says – reply to this


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      CHRIST SHE IS EFFING UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    37. Laura says – reply to this


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      Brillz! too funny!

    38. search: crazyunicorns says – reply to this


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      bizzarre

      search: crazyunicorns

    39. abbychuela says – reply to this


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      Re: Yuck – You're a douche.

      Perez, funny, but unnecessary.

    40. TheVinylVillager says – reply to this


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      or…SAB–Kristina Chen and a common barnyard sow.

      Ive never seen such pig face…

    41. chris wood says – reply to this


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      lol so very true……. the ugly stupid lunatic……and that guys pretty wierd too!!!! GO PEREZ!!

    42. Amy says – reply to this


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      LOL, this is the funniest thing I've seen you post in awhile…..poor girl.

    43. maria says – reply to this


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      Hahahahahah!!!! Thats efffing beautiful. Classic!

    44. salim says – reply to this


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      she makes the guy look hot!!!

    45. bienne says – reply to this


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      paris, you're an asshole.

    46. magnet says – reply to this


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      I believe the major's name was spelled "todt." That word means "dead" in german.

    47. Mister Fister says – reply to this


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      I want to see a vajayjay shot of Tina's bagina hole.

    48. Meh says – reply to this


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      OMG…I hate to say it Perez…but you're right.

    49. kristina4eva says – reply to this


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      She is the biggest baddest motha in a while. You should respect her and her talent perez.

      She's got the beaty and the talent to win Miss America

    50. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      They just brought charges against that bitch mother that made the teenage girl commit suicide by harrassing her over the internet. I'm just sayin…

    51. Honor says – reply to this


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      that made me LOL.

    52. Looking For The Vajayjay Shot Of Kristina Chen says – reply to this


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      Re: TheVinylVillager – Yeah, 40, funny how you can look at her straight dead on—and see right into her nose.

    53. Victor-Manuel says – reply to this


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      ewww to both
      i think ima be sick =/

    54. Separated At Birth says – reply to this


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      Perez Hilton & Moby Dick

    55. Nathan says – reply to this


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      Re: kristina4eva – Lol, this has to be Tina commenting for herself, or a terrible joke.

    56. yourafata$$ says – reply to this


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      haha I thought the exact same thing. I think she is him with a wig on.

    57. Jen* says – reply to this


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      Perez, I think you just crossed the line. I saw in your video blog that you were supporting her (not her talent) bravery. She is a sad little girl. I think people just need to leave her alone. When people tell her she is good they are lieing and giveing her false hope. Its rather sad. I really love you but seriously.. lets stop.. I have been thinking about this chen girl for like a week now. Depateing on if I should tell her that people are mocking her.

    58. Anon says – reply to this


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      Wow what a beautiful bull dyke, every time you post a pic of her you get me wet Perez. I love her nostril flare, rawrez!

    59. s says – reply to this


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      *cough cough* superstar? *cough cough cough* suuure

    60. cara says – reply to this


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      She is the reason for birth control.

    61. TehDevil says – reply to this


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      That's nice you fat fuck! Make fun of someone who is fucking obviously a bit on the slow side! Does it make you feel better about yourself? Does it make your meth habit seem less of a problem? People like you are fucking sickening!

    62. dyyhard says – reply to this


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      LOL

    63. lizzy says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha…

      pretty priceless

    64. RaeRae says – reply to this


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      SHE NEEDS TO BE COMPARED, SIDE BY SIDE, WITH WILLIAM HUNG!!!

    65. lizzy says – reply to this


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      Re: TehDevil

      ok and you name yourself "teh devil"

      either you're the one with the meth addiction, or you're a little slow too…

    66. Ishie says – reply to this


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      This is BALLS on! Hahaha, good find

    67. lizzy says – reply to this


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      Re: GalPal

      so you guys all keep making these assuptions that this girl is, in some way, mentally disabled. this is you guys just making assumptions. there have been no reports that this is true. so quit your bitchin' and stop taking things so seriously. shit.

      he's saying they look alike. what's the big deal??

    68. Patches says – reply to this


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      Haha good one Perez
      They do look alike!

    69. Karen says – reply to this


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      I think she resembles Miss Piggy more than him.

    70. M says – reply to this


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      Perez,
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      I don't like to tell you to many more times, please STOP bothering this person NOW.
      -

    71. FAT Mary *gettin slim* says – reply to this


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      Holy shiz i KNEW she looked familiar. Dayum….he does that look so much better….

    72. Perez's dumb ass says – reply to this


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      An Asian person resembling another Asian person. How profound! Dick!

    73. lilz says – reply to this


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      omg… f'ing hi-la-ri-ous!!!

    74. laura says – reply to this


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      yep. absolutely.

    75. jen says – reply to this


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      nice one :)

    76. kalashnikova says – reply to this


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      Perez: thank yoouu!

    77. lilly says – reply to this


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      ha i think your right about this one perez, they look related, is usually dont like commenting on this girl, since i dont think she is all there. Dont wanna sound mean, but yes he looks like he could be her dad.

    78. carla says – reply to this


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      true tht! hate her

    79. TehDevil says – reply to this


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      Re: lizzy – No, I do a lot of coke! And I don't rip on retarded people on the internet like this gay fatass does.

    80. Rachel says – reply to this


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      That is PRICELESS!

    81. wicked_plum says – reply to this


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      Wow. That's scary!

    82. Randi says – reply to this


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      You're kind of an asshole.

    83. THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE SLUGWORTH FROM WILLY WONKA! says – reply to this


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      IS IT THE SAME GUY?

    84. Jenn says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is your best match to date…..

    85. Micah says – reply to this


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      I have been waiting for you to make this comparison for quite some time. Yes, great minds think alike.

    86. jaysus says – reply to this


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      THANK YOU!!! I have been trying to figure out who the hell she looks like….

    87. assliegh says – reply to this


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      ewww another fuly ASIAN hoe… make her go away..

    88. Williamina Von Beaverhousen says – reply to this


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      HHHHAAAAAAA! ROFLMAO! I'd still listen the Nazi do Karaokee over that RETARD! Yeah I said it. The dumb bitch puts her shit out there just like some of the Hollywood Celebatrarts. I have no FUCKING sympathy! She hates so she gets it right back at her. Dumb ass retard bitch. (I hope she reads these posts!) Her "music" sucks, she sounds mush mouthed and what is up with her showing off fleash. I would rather see Kurstie Alley Naked than that nasty little 'ho. Yeah no sympathy for that little dumb ass that is what happens when retards get on the internet. Send her to a home!

    89. asdasd says – reply to this


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      This seperated at birth is stupid. The dude on the left is far uglier than the dude on the right. And "teh" is a l33t joke you dummy.

    90. Kim says – reply to this


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      HAHHAHAHA OMG! YES! I can totally see it!

    91. Rissy says – reply to this


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      That is too damn funny!

    92. Sarah says – reply to this


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      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    93. Nessa says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA too true. That girl annoys the shit out of me btw.

    94. Hollybeth says – reply to this


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      I knew she looked familiar!! Please stop talking about her…what a waste of perezhilton space.

    95. connie says – reply to this


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      um…..am I the only one who thought she looked like the burn on his hand?

    96. kaitlyn says – reply to this


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      all of you who think she is retarded are wrong. she has no mental illness, though i agree her parents do need to know what she's doing (making a damned FOOL out of herself). putting yourself out on the internet like that makes you fair game.

    97. sheri says – reply to this


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      To everyone badmouthing Perez::

      If it wasn't for him, no WAY would she have 10k friends or whatever she has on MySpace. He's helping her…in his own…crazy…perez way

    98. Karilynn says – reply to this


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      This girl OBVIOUSLY has a mental disability. This is quite obvious. My question is, where the fuck are her parents? I mean, seriously. They should be keeping an eye on her, because clearly she doesn't realize what she's doing and she's delusional. I'm glad she's doing something with her time instead of causing trouble, but I think she's much too vulnerable to be public on the internet, she's at risk for getting wrapped up with some fucked up people and not knowing any better, and not to hurt her feelings, but she's a terrible singer. I spent a while trying to figure out if this was a joke, but I am pretty sure it isn't. This here is a poor girl with autism or MR who has found a past time singing and making videos of herself to share with the internet world. Perez, you should really stop writing about her and drawing so much attention to her, for her own sake. She doesn't know any better and there are some sick fucking people in this world.

    99. mimi in mo says – reply to this


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      That's one of your BEST seperated at births!

    100. lindsay says – reply to this


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      ouch that is mean but really funny

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