Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Tina Chen

Left: Internet superstar Kristina Chen. Right: Ronald Lacey (Major Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark).

Posted: May 19, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this »

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marwin says – reply to this

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Ugh! She is so friggin gross dude!
3213 says – reply to this

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M:

STFU. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FAT UGLY ASS.

CHRISTINA CHEN IS AN UGLY BITCH.
Donna says – reply to this

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feeckin haleeeerious….best EVER
Lady_Canuck says – reply to this

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Job well done, son. I knew she reminded me of someone!
emma says – reply to this

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geez. on the MONEY.
Mimi says – reply to this

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Aren't you worried about getting sued for libel?
m says – reply to this

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she sounds horrible and somehow manages to look worse. she's deeper in denial than anyone i have ever seen. lol it amazes me; i'm sure she has mirrors. did her parents tell her every day of her life how 'special' she is?
i don't get it.
Tezza says – reply to this

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that is hilarious!!!!!!
Kate says – reply to this

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haha best one EVER!
BrandonLee says – reply to this

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hahahaha….. totally!!!!!
tatty says – reply to this

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they look the same
RYAN SHECKLER MAKES ME HORNY says – reply to this

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She looks more like an overweight Miranda Cosgrove from Nickelodeon's "ICarly"
Matt says – reply to this

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OMG. That is so creepy. She should get credit for a cameo even though she wasn't born yet.
Renee says – reply to this

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Or like Mr. Slugworth from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!!!
lengos says – reply to this

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DUDE I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark last night and said the same thing! How funny!!
indyjonesfan says – reply to this

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LOL!!
tina is fugly says – reply to this

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except he's not as fug
Kate says – reply to this

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Wow. They DO look alike! Love the Indy reference!
tiff says – reply to this

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i think she looks like marcia gay hardin.
Tammy says – reply to this

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She looks a lot like this bitch I used to work with. She was half asian too and huge and fat as well as incredibly homely. Why does that combo sometimes make the ugliest people? Other times they turn out beautiful. Go figure!
ghostin007@gmail.com says – reply to this

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birth control anyone???
WTF? says – reply to this

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Who is this ugly thang and why should we care????
just sayin'..... says – reply to this

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told ya!
Minizimi says – reply to this

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straight up twins!
roeli says – reply to this

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funny or not… the resemblance is uncanny!!!
Beth says – reply to this

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What's that nasty thing on his hand????
vanessa says – reply to this

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I knew I recognized her from somewhere!
Ana Banana says – reply to this

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When I was little I thought that guy was fake, cuz he looked like plastic, then when his face melted off.
sara says – reply to this

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my god, I knew I saw her from some where, this has bothered me for months!!!
callie says – reply to this

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does she have a disability because that would be why she sucks
and if she doesnt
god bless that talentless soul!
HAAAAAAAAAA says – reply to this

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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHH best laugh I had today… yeah honey you look like this guys twin.. you smarmy little bitch!! You should be kissing Perez's ass for all the fame he's given you, but no.. instead you are nasty to him.. YOU WILL KISS PEREZS ASS BITCH DO" YOU HEAR ME???????????????
Rhum Girl says – reply to this

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That's just wrong, P! But it is effing funny!
JB says – reply to this

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lol!
Perez is a blowhard! says – reply to this

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You know… Who lets her post her v-blogs on the internet. My god, doesn't her family know she's being mocked, for god's sake. She doesn't have an ounce of talent and honestly… I think she looks like you Perez. You guys have so much in common.
Nora says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you.
Steph the QUEENSLANDER! says – reply to this

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OMG I knew she looked familiar!!! You totally got it spot on
bay says – reply to this

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PEREZ,SHE SO LOOKS LIKE VANESSA HUDGENS!!
BLAH says – reply to this

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eww!
who is this girl? I don't understand her existance, she looks like petunia from looney tunes hit by a nuclear disaster. Somebody please help me comprehend her status!!!
Johnny Boy says – reply to this

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Don't give this racist, homophobic, ugly, idiotic bitch any more free publicity, please Perez!
ME TOO!! says – reply to this

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Re: Lisa – Thank you….I was thinking the same thing! She looks like a fat version of Carly from iCarly(Miranda Cosgrove).
Buster Cherry says – reply to this

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Talk to the hand, Kristina.
d jarv says – reply to this

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I am confused is she mentally challenged? or is she just really weird and fucked up? Her music sucks!
Amanda says – reply to this

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lmao
joo says – reply to this

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lol…pobresita
Jonsi says – reply to this

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Perez you are amazing.

If anyone can get through to Chen, it's possibly you.

That's if she pulls her own nipples out of her eye sockets for a second and notices all the shit that's being taken out of her ahahahaaaaaahahhaa.

Oh Perez diss her again!
kk says – reply to this

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aw the poor girl, i admire her courageousness..ths mockery should stop.
katie says – reply to this

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seriously.. i'm not being mean but is this girl retarded? and if she is, do her parents even look out for her?
sherrill says – reply to this

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Wow…that's the best one ever!
eww says – reply to this

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effin hilarious
Liss says – reply to this

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Right on target.
Shes godawful fugly.
suzanna says – reply to this

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THAT's where I recognized her from. I couldn't figure it out, it bugged me everytime you posted on her. thanks perez
Aubree says – reply to this

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OH DEAR
kristin says – reply to this

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oh, that's good. She kind of also looks like that dude from penn and teller, the big one with the hair… you know, the one who talks
wade says – reply to this

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CHRISTINA CHEN IS FUCKIN RETARDED……….
jordinsilver says – reply to this

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ah ha ha ha ha ha ha…
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha….

you're right!
Maj says – reply to this

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GENIUS, PEREZ!
I never thought of it, but GOD you're right!
Same sex Lover says – reply to this

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I must say that he is far sexier…
jenbunny says – reply to this

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they're both nazis!
Erin says – reply to this

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She looks like Miss Piggy!!!!!
SeSkIIIZ says – reply to this

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lmaoOooo funnyy
q says – reply to this

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ha ha, that is so funny perez! she actually does look just like that guy!
andrea says – reply to this

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OMG Perfect! i've been wondering who this girl reminds me of and it's exactly this actor - brilliant brilliant perez - also, you're such a child of the 80s (like myself) to see this!
Miss Mezza says – reply to this

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Ooooooo, Peretzel, you are naughty. Smack-bang on target with this one (love your 'Separated at Birth's, very funny), but she is gonna be sooooooooo angry with you. Dontcha know that she's a 'beauty'? Hopefully she missed it, maybe she's over in England meeting all her 'fans'.
I wonder if this dude can 'sing'. They should do a duet!!!
debber says – reply to this

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I seez it
P says – reply to this

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THIS is the reason I love Perez. That made my week.
FAS says – reply to this

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This evil bitch has all the physical signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome! A small head. Low Nasal bridge. Small eye openings ( similar to Down's). Thin lips and absent philtrum ( usual dent below nose and lip). Stubby fingers. And there is a general look as one of my professors in the past said to 'look gnomish in nature' as to general build. This is often accompanied with lower than average intelligence. This would seem to be the case here. To me, she's a disgusting and bigoted person who is ugly on both the inside and outside.
Andy says – reply to this

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Ok, I love you Perez, but this is a bit mean isn't it?

You already exploit her and her disabilities already and 'pretend' you are her biggest fan, but I can't tell if you genuinely like her or just do it sarcastically anymore.

If it's the latter you should be ashamed, because it's just pure bullishness.
You're meant to be critical, but not of some poor talentless nobody, just because she insulted gays.
Mike says – reply to this

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Ugly and stupid, yes … disabled, no. The real crime is that when Americans think of Asian singers this bitch and William Hung come to mind. That's the real crime.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Oh, leave her alone. She obviously has Down Syndrome, so let her do her thing…. If this makes her happy, I'm happy for her…
CORA DE LORY says – reply to this

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I think she looks more like Yabba the Hut from Stars wars
hello says – reply to this

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poor tina
ugh says – reply to this

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[re=2200995]Re: assliegh[/re

#87, good job on being a total fuckin racist. and good job perez, on encouraging this sort of shallow and bigoted judgment. this whole website is like being in junior high- making fun of and talking shit on people who you don't think are cool enough, look amazingly good, or whom you just deem fair game to be ripped apart by you…what's the point????
Smarter Than You says – reply to this

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Re: CORA DE LORY – You dumb shit. It's Jabba the Hutt. Yabba?? Seriously? I've never even seen Star Wars and even I know it's not Yabba.
dsg says – reply to this

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Re: Karilynn –
I totally agree with this comment
Natalie says – reply to this

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Oh my gosh, there has never been a more accurate one of these.
lizzy says – reply to this

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Re: TehDevil –

if you don't like perez then why the hell are you on his website??
lame ass..
aahahahha says – reply to this

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LMFAO.
awesome.
PINK LADY 85 says – reply to this

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LMAO…TOO EFFEN FUNNY!!
CORA DE LOREY says – reply to this

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GET A LIFE I THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM
eeeeek says – reply to this

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she look like the girl from "drake and josh" and "icarly"
I heart lamp says – reply to this

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Yes! She looks like that iCarly girl!! totally! Everytime I'd see her on tv I'd think to myself..wow, she looks like Tina Chen. lmao. It's Tina bitch!
Megan says – reply to this

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Okay so this girl scares me. I've been checking out your site for a couple weeks now and i'm loving it. So when i learned about this chic i swear she gave my 27 year old ear drums praying for sticks to be stabed into them. At the very least it nice to see a not so attractive, very untalented girl have such high thoughts of herself. No one not even you can take that from her!
Hot-4-Teacher says – reply to this

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It's Fucking Uncanny. Too Bad her spectacles aren't roundOO
Lu says – reply to this

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He's that baby's daddy!!!

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