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Star Jones looked pretty damn good at the Indiana Jones premiere in Cannes on Sunday.
We still have no idea what the eff she was doing there, but at least she looked halfway decent!
Maybe Starzilla just wanted to escape all the "drama" back home?
Big Gay Al is reported to be shopping a tell-all interview to the highest bidder about his time with Jones.
Shit, the one who should be doing the tell-all is Star!
And that one night she came home early unannounced and…..
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 19, 2008 at 11:00 am
You're right, she actually looks pretty nice
#1
The ugly on the inside still shows through.
PAH-LEASE! Every time this woman opens her mouth, she is UGLY! Doesn't matter what she looks like on the outside!
lloveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee star jonesss
Ha ha, all of the photog's cameras are pointing away from her!
came home and what??
she looks just okay.
Looks good!!.. for Star Jones.
Hahah I LOVE how no cameras are on her in the backround. haha SHES A NOBODY!
she needs her thyroid checked
get a job
haler from the philippines
first…………gross
first!!!!!
and found dick in his ass….
love u Perez…
head to big for her body
FIRST!!! she looks ok, not THAT great.
nvm!!!!
HA! Oops! Girl, your teta' tape is showing…:)
FIRST, B!TCH3S!!!! =D
I LOVE how ALL the photographers in the backround aren't even looking at Star - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
-j
I'm suprised at this
lol…none of those photographers in the back are trying to take her picture.
No Perez…..She DOESN'T look good at all!!!
is that duct tape coming out of her dress (in the middle)? we all know it's used to hold up the girls, but it's supposed to end below the dress line…..
TALK ABOUT VAGINA PIT ! ! ! !
She looks alot better than she did but whats with her bug eyes?
She'll always be a MUTT!!!!
woof woof!!
i concur. But I can totally see her pastie. Plus, she needs to do something about her neck- the muscles pop out from strain and it pushes forward instead of resting on top of her shoulders. It's from all the strain of once having large boobs and not the muscles to support them.
She looks like a drag queen!
gross. she's fucking repugnant.
the vid. she was in made me laugh,funny woman and she stood up for that girl.she can wear what she likes.
She looks a little more toned up .. is she actually hitting the gym? or is she feeling better since she dropped that other two hundred pound load..Big gay Al??
What's that sicking out of the top of Star's dress.
I have never seen Star Jones look better. OK.
That being said,…may I humbly but firmly request that I never see her again.
If by pretty good, you mean an amateur drag queen, then I concur. Yes, #6, it's hilarious how the photogs aren't pointing at her. Her biggest nightmare. That dress looks like something Cher discarded and then Whitney Houston passed on next. Eesh.
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i think that in order for her to avoid too much bad press she should give the interviews before big gay al…keep the upper hand.
ur psycho, perez. one day you say she has shit face, the next ur her friend. freak.
Starving herself for month and a body gurdle works wonders.
I'm not a hater, so I have to say that she looks good her. Happy for her.
Does she know how to pose any other way?????? Always with the hand awkwardly on the hip - no bling to show off anymore honey!
she does look good.
She looks like Star Jones; same as she always does. If one knows anything about Ms Jones they know what a raging diva she is. The only thing one can't figure out is WHY? She's as ugly outside as she is inside. Star Jones loves herself so much, she certainly doesn't need the rest of us to love her too. Get over it, Perez.
HAHAHA the cameramen are facing the other way.
She looks pretty nice there. Good for her!
damn! she does look good! big gay al who??
(I still can't stand her)
Big Gay Al's tell all—"she used to rape me anally with her tongue moistened with honey!" yum.
She may look good but her head is still huge!!!!
please, why is she in cannes? seriously, first that's not her business, second we don't even know a fuck about her in Europe. Please, keep the granny home, cannes is a classic and glamourous place, she even wears cheap looking dress that absolutely does not fit to her body…
You go girl! French men love black women. Go find u a real man!!
she actually looks really great. The dress is great with her skin tone and she doesn't look as scary bobble headed as usual.
Great Dress, Ugly Face
She looks horrible. Never really liked her in the first place.
Ay, please…. She looks as ugly as ever. My dog Lola is better looking than she is. They share the same eyes!!! She is horrible, so stop lying!!!
Looking at her reminds me I need to get sausage for my Memorial Day barbecue.
HOPE YOU FIND LOVE AND A JOB!
she has had a boob reconstruction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
She looks better than usual.
She might look ok if you put a bag over her head. She and Rumor WIllis are the homliest women I've ever seen. You can get surgery, fake tits, lifts, pretty hair extensions, etc. It doesn't change an ugly face. And I too would like to know, what the fuck is she doing at the Cannes film festival?
THAT LAST PICTURE WAS GOOD, BUT HOU HAVE KICKED IT UP A KNOTCH WITH THIS ONE KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ENJOY YOURSELF FOR ME
YOU GO STAR MARIE JONESYOU LOOK GOOD GIRL
YOU GO STAR MARIE JONES YOU LOOK GIRL GIRL
HAAAAA! LOL!!! Somebody needs their eyes checked…LOL! You would have to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get your dog Teddy Hilton to play with her. LOL!!!!
As much as I don't like Star, you're absolutely right. This marriage has always looked like a closeted home got himself a wife. Ya know, she's fat, insecure, but big-mouthed (kinda screams fag-hag does it not), probably not all that much into sex due to her own issues. Then the perfect beard wife goes and gets herself a bypass, loses 100 pounds +, starts feeling more confident and sexual, and actually starts demanding a sex life from her husband, and then the other (gay) shoe drops.
Have you LOOKED at her FACE! I've seen better faces on AUTOPSY REPORT, after an accident. Splat! I'm sure she is covered with scars and FOLDS and EWWWWWWWW, Can't do this anymore, I'm getting creeped out!
She looks decent, but who cares?
She's also getting a bit of a tire, so she needs some control underwear to pull the middle in.
i am crying real tears as star jones is thinner than i am
She NEVER smiles with her eyes…you can cover up the bottom part of her face and you can't tell she's even smiling.
He should do the tell all with Barbra Walters
I want to know how she got those arms?
When you are as big as she was, wouldn't have a ton of loose skin if you lost all that weight?
STAR JONES LOOKS LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD!
she looks nice, but her heard always looks too big for her body. and she's got that belly…
Star Jones looks like a Bobblehead!
Yeah, I guess you would be ok, if you had your stretched out stomach stapled and the fat sucked or cut off from every part of your body. Yeah, you could make it work. No I don't give her credit for any of it, tell her Dr.s they looked good.
She looks like a black Denise Rich.
Where did she pull all of that hotness out of? She's lookin' gooood here!
Why is it that she always looks like Divine? Get a new makeup artist, Star!
She still looks like a bobble head to me.
don't HATE! Give the woman her props!
I still say she looks like a transvestite (and a not-so-glamourous one, at that)!
She looks like a fucking alien! The only thing that is pretty in this picture is her dress. The rest is straight alien
separated at birth: star jones and the female gremlin, from gremlins two. the new batch. hahahaha
she does look better - at least her posture has improved - with those weird neck tendons she has, or whatever they are, she still looks like a turtle that's been pulled out of it's shell!
She's got ugly feet, ugly mouth, ugly hands, ugly head…and the fugliest, ginormouslyhugundno eyelids I've ever seen on a human!
You can't even give her props for losing the weight because she cheated! How much restraint, fortitude and character does it take to get bipass surgery!?
Crap, you could bipass a pig and it would stop eatin