We Hate To Say This, But…

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Star Jones looked pretty damn good at the Indiana Jones premiere in Cannes on Sunday.

We still have no idea what the eff she was doing there, but at least she looked halfway decent!

Maybe Starzilla just wanted to escape all the "drama" back home?

Big Gay Al is reported to be shopping a tell-all interview to the highest bidder about his time with Jones.

Shit, the one who should be doing the tell-all is Star!

And that one night she came home early unannounced and…..

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 19, 2008 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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Liz says – reply to this

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You're right, she actually looks pretty nice
ONE says – reply to this

2

#1
Monstra says – reply to this

3

The ugly on the inside still shows through.
Nikki says – reply to this

4

PAH-LEASE! Every time this woman opens her mouth, she is UGLY! Doesn't matter what she looks like on the outside!
lexlexlex says – reply to this

5

lloveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee star jonesss
Rachel says – reply to this

6

Ha ha, all of the photog's cameras are pointing away from her!
Dave says – reply to this

7

came home and what??
diva says – reply to this

8

she looks just okay.
kt says – reply to this

9

Looks good!!.. for Star Jones.
Bellalatina says – reply to this

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Hahah I LOVE how no cameras are on her in the backround. haha SHES A NOBODY!
des says – reply to this

11

she needs her thyroid checked
ivanna says – reply to this

12

get a job
sarah says – reply to this

13

haler from the philippines
vv says – reply to this

14

first…………gross
zeleen says – reply to this

15

first!!!!!
sidrabing says – reply to this

16

and found dick in his ass….

love u Perez…
BGA says – reply to this

17

head to big for her body
The ONE says – reply to this

18

FIRST!!! she looks ok, not THAT great.
zeleen says – reply to this

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nvm!!!!
sexyred24 says – reply to this

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HA! Oops! Girl, your teta' tape is showing…:)
J says – reply to this

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FIRST, B!TCH3S!!!! =D

I LOVE how ALL the photographers in the backround aren't even looking at Star - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

-j
Brianna says – reply to this

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I'm suprised at this
haha says – reply to this

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lol…none of those photographers in the back are trying to take her picture.
yru says – reply to this

24

No Perez…..She DOESN'T look good at all!!!
what the?? says – reply to this

25

is that duct tape coming out of her dress (in the middle)? we all know it's used to hold up the girls, but it's supposed to end below the dress line…..
Zee says – reply to this

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TALK ABOUT VAGINA PIT ! ! ! !
Sandi says – reply to this

27

She looks alot better than she did but whats with her bug eyes?
3r says – reply to this

28

She'll always be a MUTT!!!!
woof woof!!
Kerstin says – reply to this

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i concur. But I can totally see her pastie. Plus, she needs to do something about her neck- the muscles pop out from strain and it pushes forward instead of resting on top of her shoulders. It's from all the strain of once having large boobs and not the muscles to support them.
cloe says – reply to this

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She looks like a drag queen!
c lo says – reply to this

31

gross. she's fucking repugnant.
trueblue says – reply to this

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the vid. she was in made me laugh,funny woman and she stood up for that girl.she can wear what she likes.
Obsessed says – reply to this

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She looks a little more toned up .. is she actually hitting the gym? or is she feeling better since she dropped that other two hundred pound load..Big gay Al??
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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What's that sicking out of the top of Star's dress.
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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I have never seen Star Jones look better. OK.
That being said,…may I humbly but firmly request that I never see her again.
PJH says – reply to this

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If by pretty good, you mean an amateur drag queen, then I concur. Yes, #6, it's hilarious how the photogs aren't pointing at her. Her biggest nightmare. That dress looks like something Cher discarded and then Whitney Houston passed on next. Eesh.
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elle says – reply to this

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i think that in order for her to avoid too much bad press she should give the interviews before big gay al…keep the upper hand.
kait says – reply to this

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ur psycho, perez. one day you say she has shit face, the next ur her friend. freak.
MyTwoCents says – reply to this

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Starving herself for month and a body gurdle works wonders.
Christian LaBeaux says – reply to this

40

I'm not a hater, so I have to say that she looks good her. Happy for her.
Sarah says – reply to this

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Does she know how to pose any other way?????? Always with the hand awkwardly on the hip - no bling to show off anymore honey!
mya says – reply to this

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she does look good.
Ugly Is As Ugly Does says – reply to this

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She looks like Star Jones; same as she always does. If one knows anything about Ms Jones they know what a raging diva she is. The only thing one can't figure out is WHY? She's as ugly outside as she is inside. Star Jones loves herself so much, she certainly doesn't need the rest of us to love her too. Get over it, Perez.
mya says – reply to this

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HAHAHA the cameramen are facing the other way.
candy says – reply to this

45

She looks pretty nice there. Good for her!
texie says – reply to this

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damn! she does look good! big gay al who??
(I still can't stand her)
Perez is STR8 says – reply to this

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Big Gay Al's tell all—"she used to rape me anally with her tongue moistened with honey!" yum.
Dan says – reply to this

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She may look good but her head is still huge!!!!
H says – reply to this

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please, why is she in cannes? seriously, first that's not her business, second we don't even know a fuck about her in Europe. Please, keep the granny home, cannes is a classic and glamourous place, she even wears cheap looking dress that absolutely does not fit to her body…
Jasmine says – reply to this

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You go girl! French men love black women. Go find u a real man!!
janebird says – reply to this

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she actually looks really great. The dress is great with her skin tone and she doesn't look as scary bobble headed as usual.
sean says – reply to this

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Great Dress, Ugly Face
anonymous says – reply to this

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She looks horrible. Never really liked her in the first place.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Ay, please…. She looks as ugly as ever. My dog Lola is better looking than she is. They share the same eyes!!! She is horrible, so stop lying!!!
VickieNJ says – reply to this

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Looking at her reminds me I need to get sausage for my Memorial Day barbecue.
I CAN'T STAND BARBARA W., SO I WHISH THIS BITCH LUCK! says – reply to this

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HOPE YOU FIND LOVE AND A JOB!
blondie says – reply to this

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she has had a boob reconstruction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ewwww says – reply to this

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She looks better than usual.
Bariatric Surgery Gummi says – reply to this

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She might look ok if you put a bag over her head. She and Rumor WIllis are the homliest women I've ever seen. You can get surgery, fake tits, lifts, pretty hair extensions, etc. It doesn't change an ugly face. And I too would like to know, what the fuck is she doing at the Cannes film festival?
STAR FAN says – reply to this

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THAT LAST PICTURE WAS GOOD, BUT HOU HAVE KICKED IT UP A KNOTCH WITH THIS ONE KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ENJOY YOURSELF FOR ME
YOU GO STAR MARIE JONESYOU LOOK GOOD GIRL
YOU GO STAR MARIE JONES YOU LOOK GIRL GIRL
Dukestr says – reply to this

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HAAAAA! LOL!!! Somebody needs their eyes checked…LOL! You would have to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get your dog Teddy Hilton to play with her. LOL!!!!
Ast says – reply to this

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As much as I don't like Star, you're absolutely right. This marriage has always looked like a closeted home got himself a wife. Ya know, she's fat, insecure, but big-mouthed (kinda screams fag-hag does it not), probably not all that much into sex due to her own issues. Then the perfect beard wife goes and gets herself a bypass, loses 100 pounds +, starts feeling more confident and sexual, and actually starts demanding a sex life from her husband, and then the other (gay) shoe drops.
Shudder the Thought says – reply to this

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Have you LOOKED at her FACE! I've seen better faces on AUTOPSY REPORT, after an accident. Splat! I'm sure she is covered with scars and FOLDS and EWWWWWWWW, Can't do this anymore, I'm getting creeped out!
stefystef says – reply to this

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She looks decent, but who cares?
She's also getting a bit of a tire, so she needs some control underwear to pull the middle in.
t says – reply to this

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i am crying real tears as star jones is thinner than i am
spider monkey says – reply to this

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She NEVER smiles with her eyes…you can cover up the bottom part of her face and you can't tell she's even smiling.
Kat says – reply to this

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He should do the tell all with Barbra Walters
angele says – reply to this

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I want to know how she got those arms?
When you are as big as she was, wouldn't have a ton of loose skin if you lost all that weight?
Debbie says – reply to this

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STAR JONES LOOKS LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD!
star says – reply to this

70

she looks nice, but her heard always looks too big for her body. and she's got that belly…
Debbie says – reply to this

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Star Jones looks like a Bobblehead!
yeah says – reply to this

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Yeah, I guess you would be ok, if you had your stretched out stomach stapled and the fat sucked or cut off from every part of your body. Yeah, you could make it work. No I don't give her credit for any of it, tell her Dr.s they looked good.
AMO says – reply to this

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She looks like a black Denise Rich.
Marco Pervo says – reply to this

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Where did she pull all of that hotness out of? She's lookin' gooood here!
minime says – reply to this

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Why is it that she always looks like Divine? Get a new makeup artist, Star!
melissa says – reply to this

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She still looks like a bobble head to me.
Vette says – reply to this

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don't HATE! Give the woman her props!
Cory says – reply to this

78

I still say she looks like a transvestite (and a not-so-glamourous one, at that)!
Jenn says – reply to this

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She looks like a fucking alien! The only thing that is pretty in this picture is her dress. The rest is straight alien
cori says – reply to this

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separated at birth: star jones and the female gremlin, from gremlins two. the new batch. hahahaha
Heidi Ho says – reply to this

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she does look better - at least her posture has improved - with those weird neck tendons she has, or whatever they are, she still looks like a turtle that's been pulled out of it's shell!
Jen says – reply to this

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She's got ugly feet, ugly mouth, ugly hands, ugly head…and the fugliest, ginormouslyhugundno eyelids I've ever seen on a human!
You can't even give her props for losing the weight because she cheated! How much restraint, fortitude and character does it take to get bipass surgery!?
Crap, you could bipass a pig and it would stop eating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon, perez…get real. She still looks like sh*t
Fo Realz says – reply to this

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Let's see - fake hair, 3 pounds of make-up, a surgically reduced body covered in scars and STILL fat and bulging out, and the face of a jackyl. Yeah, that looks….uhhh…great?
oldone says – reply to this

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That is just so vulgar to see the white deodorant smeared in the pit and on her arm. She doesn't have attractive pits to begin with so she should have them covered but she certainly shouldn't bring attention to it with the white deodorant. Ugh.
BettyCrockerPunkRocker says – reply to this

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What a waste of a beautiful dress. She got her bad Karma all over it, and now it's no good for anyone else.
MeMees says – reply to this

86

yay!!! She really does look AMAZING!!!
bike messenger says – reply to this

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Bitch looks terrible! her head is way too large for her body, it looks superimposed in the photograph. Also, check out her left arm, she has an armpit-vagina!
tg says – reply to this

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Not to be mean - but DIVORCE agrees with her. She has been looking really good these last few pictures of her.

More Power to you STAR.
reader says – reply to this

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I was simply going to remark that she looks like ass, but #83 nailed it with "face of a jackyl". And it looks like her girdle is about to prolapse.
Shannon says – reply to this

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Why does she always do that open palm on the hip pose???? I'm sorry but the skinnier she gets the uglier her face looks….I don't know what it is…something is not right with those eyes..bug eyes??Pug eyes???And don't even get me started on that terrible weave….looks like ghetto barbie hair!
Steph says – reply to this

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eww oh my god. you're way wrong. she does NOT look good. her neck looks like and f'ing vagina, her arms are all saggy, and she's got so much botox in her face it looks like she cant even close her eyes
Jon says – reply to this

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Star looks fabulous!! Love her dress and hair looks nice too..
barbara says – reply to this

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she still looks liek shit
Erin says – reply to this

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If had that much surgery I could like that good too.
Brae says – reply to this

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what is wrong with her face??
Nikki says – reply to this

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She's a lumpy pigfucker.
Willa says – reply to this

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You know what? she does look pretty good, I mean her face is still banged up but her body lools decent.
who cares says – reply to this

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i saw a side pic and she has all the bulges
Ew says – reply to this

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Her face is still scary.
cidi says – reply to this

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SHE STILL HAS A NECK VAGINA. :/

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