Would You Take Her Advice?
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She's getting crafty!
Muccca needs money, and she needs it now. Badly.
New reports reveal that Heather Mills is releasing a book, titled Get Healthy With Heather– a 64-page book offering health tips on how to combat stress.
Hilarious!
Mucca is the source of stress for many.
The first point in her book should be: "To remain stress-free, stay away from people like my sorry ass."
She also promotes veganism and asserts some other no-brainer obvious shiz, like seasons play a big part in affecting mood.
Um, duh — winter makes you gloomy cause the weather's shit?
Thanks, but no thanks, HoHeather.
We can't wait to see piles of your book in the clearance section of bookstores.
We think the only thing you're qualified to dole out advice on is gold digging!
[Image via WENN.]
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Stupid
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I don't understand why she needs money when she just won 40 million dollars.
she is annoying as hell
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Such a Linda wanna-be.
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FUCK NO!
She should have named it "Get Wealthy with Heather" not Healthy.
Really thats all shes good at is being a gold digger, she shouldnt even bother!
wooowww, this is ridclouss
waad was here.
why does everyone hate her so much..dayuum..leave her alone
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nobody cares.
HAHAHA.
Screw that skanky bitch
who cares!!?? stop posting about her already.
hahaha! so true
Combat stress? Didn't this crazy bitch throw a pitcher of water on her ex husband's lawyer after she got less than half what she was asking?
She doesn't need money. She needs RECOGNITION. She's lost her goody goody shine she had–with good reason. She thinks she wants to HELP people. She needs to realize you can HELP people without being FAMOUS or the center of attention. Mucca should focus on being a good mother, if she can, and stop being an attention whore.
Now, I have seen it all. I have written a book, but I can't get anyone to look at it, because I don't have an agent. She goes and "writes" a book, which she probably had someone else write for her, and now she is an "author". Money talks, and it talks loud. It goes to show anyone with some cash can be a "writer" and did I mention she is talentless.
Did someone really ask why people hate her so much? Ask your parents, they'll tell you.
#14 - fallen-angel
BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES A GOLD DIGGER - even though that is 75% of the female popultation
2nd runner up is ~ NOBODY LIKES A FAT CHICKS ~ WHEEEEEEEE!
Haha, I glanced past the article and for a quick second I thought the name of the book was suppose to be "Get Wealthier with Heather"
I take that back she does have a talent for gold digging. I think she should write a book about gold digging. She should call it: "Turn a lump of coal into gold in thirty days with lies and deceit".
You're damn right I would take her advice…look at her with a smile everytime she goes out. She knows that half the free world hates her guts but she still goes about her day without missing a beat. Hell yeah I want to know how she does it and I would also take her advice on how to marry rich and then walk away with half hubby's money. More power to her
I hope she rots in hell.
WTF? She just got a 40 million settlement from PM. Is she broke already?
What a douchebag. God, I loathe her.
so - she needs the money??? go away for crying out loud and stay out of the public eye, you are not interesting and have nothing to say that anyone normal would want to hear. If you want something to do, go be useful - volunteer or do charity work quietly without your face out there in the public. Look after your daughter - No one else cares about you, so concentrate on her.
FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING STUPID GOLD DIGGING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She promotes veganism? Screw her then!!
she just wants more money and publicity. Greedy ass bitch!!!!
she is nothing but a joke,go away already!!!!!!!!!!
step 1 give head to any rich guy you meet or can get drunk,,step 2 marry a beatle
Hey, she always said she was 'indepently wealthy' BEFORE she met Paul,
and it was a STEP DOWN to marry him and lose her vast income.
So now the beyotch can go back to work
I'm surprised she hasn't hooked with some poor sucker yet.
Is she lezz?
Or no sane man would touch her
psycho
What a fool keep living the dream whorish loser
HAHAHAH what a fucking STUPID WHORE
WHAT A STUPID WHORE. THE MORE SHE TALKS THE WORSE SHE LOOKS
I still don't understand the hate for this woman if you people are for womens rights. Look when she married Paul he knew what could happen. Now this guy is worth 1.9Billon. A wife is intitle to half of what is made in the marrage even with pre nupts. Now if he only made 2% on his investment during the marrage (and you know he made more)he would have made 228 million just on interest. Not counting child care she should have goten at least 114 mil . He is a rich asshole too. Just cause he writes music doesn't release him fro his responsablty. She had to put up with him and have children etc. too. Sounds like he might be as geedy as her.
I had missread the title: "Get WEALTHY with Heather"
how the hell is she broke if she won $48 MILLION dollars? i don't care when she gets it. it's coming to her. and her child is supported by her daddy as we speak. hell, she could donate plasma and survive. so why the hell is she broke? maybe she can give a few hand jobs on some corner. she's good at that.
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS PICTURE, I THINK IT'S JENNIFER ANNISTON!!! ANYONE ELSE??
Re: BDB – You're missing the point. No money was made during the marriage. She lied about loans on properties to skank money away from Paul. She has never given to charity as proven on her tax returns. Why is yur head in the toilet?
I'd never listen to a word she says. On another note about her, I wonder why you refer to her as Mucca? I understand Macca for Sir Paul. Is she Mucca because shes mucky and gross?
what she needs is to quick talking out the side of her face…ugh so annoying!!!!
I would rather flush all my money down the toilet than buy anything from her!
She is a real piece of work….How did Paul fall for her? Linda was the love of his life.
Wow a 64 page book. That's more like a BOOKLET than a book? I think the DMV drivers guide has more pages than that. 64 pages of "eat vegan" "exercise" "and reduce stress" what an idiot.
Yeah, right, like any publisher is dumb enough to publish that.
At first glance, I thought the book title was "Get Wealthy with Heather"
Yeah. Fuck a Beatle & have his kid. Instant fortune.
I kinda like her… she's fiesty & enterprising. Paul is awesome but we don't live with him… he could be a major pain in the ass for all we know.
Steps to Getting Healthy with Heather!
1) Marry a rich, famous bachelor (Beatles work especially well).
2) Impregnant yourself with his child as soon as possible.\
3) Divorce him, stating "irreconsible differences" as the reason, and claim child support.
By following these three simple steps, you'll be set up for a fabulous life full of riches!
Re: Tracy – The toilet I hang at will pays interest on 1.9 Billion what she invested on her own is a sub story and has nothing to do with his fortune. Do you not understand that that kind of money is impossible to not to make more money. 1.9billion is 1 million month for 158 years. What she lost was play money to a guy like Paul he just wanted to make it a big deal
YOU should buy her book 59th!
i do not like her but since im a vegan i might check it out.
I can't really decide what to think of her….the whole issue with Paul, I didn't really like her….when she was on DWTS, I thought she was ok
Actually Perez, there is a recognized mood disorder called "Seasonal Affective Disorder" or Winter Depression. A quick Google will educate you on this condition which affects people particularly in countries with long winters and lack of sunlight. Your own highly regarded Mayo Clinic in America has a site on the subject. I cannot comment on Heather Mills' book because I haven't read it, but before you make your postings, perhaps you ought to do a little research and check that you have your facts right so you don't make yourself look like a fool, and more importantly, make people who suffer from this condition feel invalidated. "Duh" applies to you in this case.
i wish this bitch would just fuck off.
She looks like a Who.
She's so hot and pretty. Seems she is also on interracial dating service blackcentury.com. I saw some pics looks like her very much at that club. I will double check it
Why should we accept health advise from this whore when she can't even keep all of her limbs?
I hate this whore. Long live Sir Paul McCartney!
"get wealthy with heather"
SKUH-ANK.
This story has me stumped.
Re: Fo Realz – AMEN!!
She is disgusting. I can't stand her. I heard from somewhere that in the book, she actually advises people to drink milk from rats and dogs instead of from cows cause it's better for the environment. If anyone would know it would be her since she has the heart of a rat. She needs to have her kid taken away. She probably only had her to get more $ from Paul. Sick bitch.
Is there a chapter on how to do one-legged lunges?
This is a follow up to her 1st book "How to get wealthy with Heather" Chapter 1, marry then divorce someone with a buttload of $$$$$$.
I won't likely be buying an advice book on how to combat stress from the queen of the rabid sound bite. *Shudders.*
HEATHER'S ADVICE WOULD BE TO SPEND YEARS SWOLLOWING FILTHY RICH OLD MEN'S SPERM BY THE BUCKET FULL !!!! IE - PAUL MCARTNERD AND KERRY PACKER !!HEATHER'S ADVICE WOULD BE TO SPEND YEARS SWOLLOWING FILTHY RICH OLD MEN'S SPERM BY THE BUCKET FULL !!!! IE - PAUL MCARTNERD AND KERRY PACKER !!
someone needs to make this extorting lunatic slut go away!
Shouldn't the book be called 'Get Wealthy with Heather' a 64-page book offering tips on how to get a rich husband and then divorce your way to millions of his hard earned money. LOL!!!
Heck no - who'd wanna take advice from this 1-legged gold-digging skank? I work too hard for my money to waste it on some crappy book she wrote. If I did buy it for some bizarre reason, I'd use the pages to line my cat's litterbox with.
not even if you paid me 10 bucks! crazy…
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I surprised that it doesn't say "Get WEALTHY With Heather" GEEZ the only thing that rat knows how to do is be a psycho gold digger!
Paul couldn't have been too bad to live with.
HE left HER, HE divorced HER, she didn't leave him. She would have stayed with him, because as she's finding out, she is NOTHING without Paul's fame and popularity. She loved the life of a Beatle's wife, and was pissed when she was dumped.
Paul had a serious lapse of good judgment, and paid for it.
Sad thing is, if Linda hadn't died, he would still be in one of the most successful celebrity marriages, and living on the farm they both loved.
Get Healthy With Heather? Shouldn't it be called Get Wealthy with Heather.
Well that will teach me for not reading the comments. Sorry Shanna, ya beat me to it.
Preach on, Perez! I HATE Heather Mills!!
Please get RID of this woman! It's bad enough she has invaded my television set, I don't need her mentioned in my gossip bible too!
the title should be " Get Wealthy with Heather".
those books will end up in the 99cent store for sure
She is just a coupla rungs up the ladder from OJ in my book.
What she did to Sir Paul is nothing short of disgraceful.