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Would You Take Her Advice?

Filed under: Anglophilia > Wacky, Tacky & True > Heather Mills > Z List

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She's getting crafty!

Muccca needs money, and she needs it now. Badly.

New reports reveal that Heather Mills is releasing a book, titled Get Healthy With Heather– a 64-page book offering health tips on how to combat stress.

Hilarious!

Mucca is the source of stress for many.

The first point in her book should be: "To remain stress-free, stay away from people like my sorry ass."

She also promotes veganism and asserts some other no-brainer obvious shiz, like seasons play a big part in affecting mood.

Um, duh — winter makes you gloomy cause the weather's shit?

Thanks, but no thanks, HoHeather.

We can't wait to see piles of your book in the clearance section of bookstores.

We think the only thing you're qualified to dole out advice on is gold digging!

[Image via WENN.]



88 comments to “Would You Take Her Advice?”

  1. Theresa says – reply to this
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    first!

  2. Elliott says – reply to this
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    Stupid

  3. TD says – reply to this
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    second?

  4. DAN says – reply to this
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    2

  5. Fo Realz says – reply to this
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    I don't understand why she needs money when she just won 40 million dollars.

  6. AJC says – reply to this
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    she is annoying as hell

  7. nnd says – reply to this
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    7th??

  8. Lynn says – reply to this
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    Such a Linda wanna-be.

  9. kur says – reply to this
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    2nd

  10. mo says – reply to this
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    FUCK NO!

  11. Heather says – reply to this
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    She should have named it "Get Wealthy with Heather" not Healthy.

  12. Jackie says – reply to this
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    Really thats all shes good at is being a gold digger, she shouldnt even bother!

  13. waad says – reply to this
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    wooowww, this is ridclouss :)
    waad was here.

  14. fallen-angel says – reply to this
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    why does everyone hate her so much..dayuum..leave her alone

  15. m_k says – reply to this
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    blabla

  16. mE says – reply to this
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    nobody cares.

  17. :D says – reply to this
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    HAHAHA.

  18. Rammy says – reply to this
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    Screw that skanky bitch

  19. lq says – reply to this
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    who cares!!?? stop posting about her already.

  20. krystal says – reply to this
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    hahaha! so true

  21. Nathan says – reply to this
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    Combat stress? Didn't this crazy bitch throw a pitcher of water on her ex husband's lawyer after she got less than half what she was asking?

  22. Linda says – reply to this
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    She doesn't need money. She needs RECOGNITION. She's lost her goody goody shine she had–with good reason. She thinks she wants to HELP people. She needs to realize you can HELP people without being FAMOUS or the center of attention. Mucca should focus on being a good mother, if she can, and stop being an attention whore.

  23. grus says – reply to this
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    Now, I have seen it all. I have written a book, but I can't get anyone to look at it, because I don't have an agent. She goes and "writes" a book, which she probably had someone else write for her, and now she is an "author". Money talks, and it talks loud. It goes to show anyone with some cash can be a "writer" and did I mention she is talentless.

  24. fluckigerm@hotmail.com says – reply to this
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    Did someone really ask why people hate her so much? Ask your parents, they'll tell you.

  25. yAWN says – reply to this
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    #14 - fallen-angel

    BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES A GOLD DIGGER - even though that is 75% of the female popultation
    2nd runner up is ~ NOBODY LIKES A FAT CHICKS ~ WHEEEEEEEE!

  26. Patricia says – reply to this
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    Haha, I glanced past the article and for a quick second I thought the name of the book was suppose to be "Get Wealthier with Heather"

  27. grus says – reply to this
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    I take that back she does have a talent for gold digging. I think she should write a book about gold digging. She should call it: "Turn a lump of coal into gold in thirty days with lies and deceit".

  28. jareed says – reply to this
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    You're damn right I would take her advice…look at her with a smile everytime she goes out. She knows that half the free world hates her guts but she still goes about her day without missing a beat. Hell yeah I want to know how she does it and I would also take her advice on how to marry rich and then walk away with half hubby's money. More power to her

  29. whatever says – reply to this
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    I hope she rots in hell.

  30. JV says – reply to this
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    WTF? She just got a 40 million settlement from PM. Is she broke already?

  31. Cassie says – reply to this
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    What a douchebag. God, I loathe her.

  32. karabelle says – reply to this
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    so - she needs the money??? go away for crying out loud and stay out of the public eye, you are not interesting and have nothing to say that anyone normal would want to hear. If you want something to do, go be useful - volunteer or do charity work quietly without your face out there in the public. Look after your daughter - No one else cares about you, so concentrate on her.

  33. Butterfly says – reply to this
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    FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING STUPID GOLD DIGGING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. TimFarrissFan says – reply to this
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    She promotes veganism? Screw her then!!

  35. audrina says – reply to this
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    she just wants more money and publicity. Greedy ass bitch!!!!

  36. WHAT EVER says – reply to this
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    she is nothing but a joke,go away already!!!!!!!!!!

  37. headder mills says – reply to this
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    step 1 give head to any rich guy you meet or can get drunk,,step 2 marry a beatle

  38. lumlum says – reply to this
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    Hey, she always said she was 'indepently wealthy' BEFORE she met Paul,
    and it was a STEP DOWN to marry him and lose her vast income.
    So now the beyotch can go back to work

  39. dan says – reply to this
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    I'm surprised she hasn't hooked with some poor sucker yet.
    Is she lezz?
    Or no sane man would touch her
    psycho

  40. lcj says – reply to this
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    What a fool keep living the dream whorish loser

  41. valerie says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAH what a fucking STUPID WHORE

  42. VALERIE says – reply to this
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    WHAT A STUPID WHORE. THE MORE SHE TALKS THE WORSE SHE LOOKS

  43. BDB says – reply to this
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    I still don't understand the hate for this woman if you people are for womens rights. Look when she married Paul he knew what could happen. Now this guy is worth 1.9Billon. A wife is intitle to half of what is made in the marrage even with pre nupts. Now if he only made 2% on his investment during the marrage (and you know he made more)he would have made 228 million just on interest. Not counting child care she should have goten at least 114 mil . He is a rich asshole too. Just cause he writes music doesn't release him fro his responsablty. She had to put up with him and have children etc. too. Sounds like he might be as geedy as her.

  44. Cuca says – reply to this
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    I had missread the title: "Get WEALTHY with Heather"

  45. emma says – reply to this
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    how the hell is she broke if she won $48 MILLION dollars? i don't care when she gets it. it's coming to her. and her child is supported by her daddy as we speak. hell, she could donate plasma and survive. so why the hell is she broke? maybe she can give a few hand jobs on some corner. she's good at that.

  46. Kendoll says – reply to this
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    EVERYTIME I SEE THIS PICTURE, I THINK IT'S JENNIFER ANNISTON!!! ANYONE ELSE??

  47. Tracy says – reply to this
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    Re: BDB – You're missing the point. No money was made during the marriage. She lied about loans on properties to skank money away from Paul. She has never given to charity as proven on her tax returns. Why is yur head in the toilet?

  48. JP says – reply to this
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    I'd never listen to a word she says. On another note about her, I wonder why you refer to her as Mucca? I understand Macca for Sir Paul. Is she Mucca because shes mucky and gross?

  49. Danielle says – reply to this
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    what she needs is to quick talking out the side of her face…ugh so annoying!!!!

  50. Macca says – reply to this
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    I would rather flush all my money down the toilet than buy anything from her!

  51. Melanie says – reply to this
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    She is a real piece of work….How did Paul fall for her? Linda was the love of his life.

  52. childfreeNlovinit says – reply to this
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    Wow a 64 page book. That's more like a BOOKLET than a book? I think the DMV drivers guide has more pages than that. 64 pages of "eat vegan" "exercise" "and reduce stress" what an idiot.

  53. Pretty_Princess says – reply to this
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    Yeah, right, like any publisher is dumb enough to publish that.

  54. CG says – reply to this
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    At first glance, I thought the book title was "Get Wealthy with Heather"

    Yeah. Fuck a Beatle & have his kid. Instant fortune.

  55. Truth Teller says – reply to this
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    I kinda like her… she's fiesty & enterprising. Paul is awesome but we don't live with him… he could be a major pain in the ass for all we know.

  56. Kate says – reply to this
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    Steps to Getting Healthy with Heather!
    1) Marry a rich, famous bachelor (Beatles work especially well).
    2) Impregnant yourself with his child as soon as possible.\
    3) Divorce him, stating "irreconsible differences" as the reason, and claim child support.
    By following these three simple steps, you'll be set up for a fabulous life full of riches!

  57. BDB says – reply to this
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    Re: Tracy – The toilet I hang at will pays interest on 1.9 Billion what she invested on her own is a sub story and has nothing to do with his fortune. Do you not understand that that kind of money is impossible to not to make more money. 1.9billion is 1 million month for 158 years. What she lost was play money to a guy like Paul he just wanted to make it a big deal

  58. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this
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    YOU should buy her book 59th!

  59. valleyg says – reply to this
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    i do not like her but since im a vegan i might check it out.

  60. Beth says – reply to this
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    I can't really decide what to think of her….the whole issue with Paul, I didn't really like her….when she was on DWTS, I thought she was ok

  61. leila says – reply to this
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    Actually Perez, there is a recognized mood disorder called "Seasonal Affective Disorder" or Winter Depression. A quick Google will educate you on this condition which affects people particularly in countries with long winters and lack of sunlight. Your own highly regarded Mayo Clinic in America has a site on the subject. I cannot comment on Heather Mills' book because I haven't read it, but before you make your postings, perhaps you ought to do a little research and check that you have your facts right so you don't make yourself look like a fool, and more importantly, make people who suffer from this condition feel invalidated. "Duh" applies to you in this case.

  62. Sam says – reply to this
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    i wish this bitch would just fuck off.

  63. Anna says – reply to this
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    She looks like a Who.

  64. HereIambaby says – reply to this
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    She's so hot and pretty. Seems she is also on interracial dating service blackcentury.com. I saw some pics looks like her very much at that club. I will double check it :)

  65. Megan says – reply to this
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    Why should we accept health advise from this whore when she can't even keep all of her limbs? :-) I hate this whore. Long live Sir Paul McCartney!

  66. alexis says – reply to this
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    "get wealthy with heather"

  67. NOTHING BUT A GRIFTER. says – reply to this
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    SKUH-ANK.

  68. Buster Cherry says – reply to this
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    This story has me stumped.

  69. katie says – reply to this
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    Re: Fo Realz – AMEN!!

  70. Alexia says – reply to this
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    She is disgusting. I can't stand her. I heard from somewhere that in the book, she actually advises people to drink milk from rats and dogs instead of from cows cause it's better for the environment. If anyone would know it would be her since she has the heart of a rat. She needs to have her kid taken away. She probably only had her to get more $ from Paul. Sick bitch.

  71. Animal says – reply to this
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    Is there a chapter on how to do one-legged lunges?

  72. silly billy says – reply to this
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    This is a follow up to her 1st book "How to get wealthy with Heather" Chapter 1, marry then divorce someone with a buttload of $$$$$$.

  73. Nope. says – reply to this
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    I won't likely be buying an advice book on how to combat stress from the queen of the rabid sound bite. *Shudders.*

  74. HEATHERS ADVICE says – reply to this
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    HEATHER'S ADVICE WOULD BE TO SPEND YEARS SWOLLOWING FILTHY RICH OLD MEN'S SPERM BY THE BUCKET FULL !!!! IE - PAUL MCARTNERD AND KERRY PACKER !!HEATHER'S ADVICE WOULD BE TO SPEND YEARS SWOLLOWING FILTHY RICH OLD MEN'S SPERM BY THE BUCKET FULL !!!! IE - PAUL MCARTNERD AND KERRY PACKER !!

  75. jenbunny says – reply to this
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    someone needs to make this extorting lunatic slut go away!

  76. Sophia Ellis says – reply to this
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    Shouldn't the book be called 'Get Wealthy with Heather' a 64-page book offering tips on how to get a rich husband and then divorce your way to millions of his hard earned money. LOL!!!

  77. Snickers says – reply to this
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    Heck no - who'd wanna take advice from this 1-legged gold-digging skank? I work too hard for my money to waste it on some crappy book she wrote. If I did buy it for some bizarre reason, I'd use the pages to line my cat's litterbox with.

  78. Mimi says – reply to this
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    not even if you paid me 10 bucks! crazy…

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