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Cocks In The Sky

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

Former World Chess Champion Garry Kasparov was giving a speech last weekend in Moscow when things went terribly wrong!

Kasparov, a Kremlin critic, was at a meeting of opposition activists when a radio-controlled FLYING PENIS took over.

There were around 700 opponents in attendance when one of the pro-Kremlin demonstrators decided to interrupt his speech by using a remote controlled, flying penis to swirl around the room.

The flying, plastic pennis was able to stay in air for about 20 seconds before a security guard finally knocked it down.

Thankfully, no one was harmed by the flying cock.

Kasparov then remarked, "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate."

CLICK HERE to check out the penis action in all its flying glory!



62 comments to “Cocks In The Sky”

  1. KATIE D says – reply to this
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    1st !!!!!!!

  2. tellall says – reply to this
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    1

  3. im a says – reply to this
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    barbie girl in the barbie worllddd my boobs are plastic thats so fantastic you can brush my weave and take my to kfc isnt that fantastic now lets go fuckin oo oo yeahhh *moans*

  4. ali says – reply to this
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    cocks

  5. tru says – reply to this
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    Pzaz fix your site its so fuked

  6. Joce says – reply to this
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    p, baby, what does this have to do with anything?

  7. reggie says – reply to this
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    ya, saw this days ago…….way to stay on top of things.

  8. Nad says – reply to this
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    Can't believe no one was laughing…

  9. go to hell says – reply to this
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    Where do you get one of those?!?!?!?!?!

  10. MADONNA LUVER says – reply to this
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    that was soo funny #2nd bitchessss

  11. shanaynay says – reply to this
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    lmao!

  12. Nina says – reply to this
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    lol ok, that was funny

  13. Cassie says – reply to this
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    That was fucking hilarious! :)

  14. andrea says – reply to this
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    lol. That was a big flying cock,, i want me one .

  15. Brandi says – reply to this
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    freaking hilarous

  16. melba says – reply to this
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    too bad he didn't say intercourse instead of discourse. Woulda been a funny!

  17. tara BON JOVI ABU DAHBI says – reply to this
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    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    JON BON JOVI I LOVE RICHIE SO MUCH

    JON BON JOVI FUCKING RULES OH MY GOD IVE BECOME A GROUPIE

    I WAS JUST FRONT ROW SILVER MOSH PIT AT THE BON JOVI CONCERT IN ABU DAHBI IT WAS FKING AMAZING OH MY GOD I WANNA FUCK RICHI SAMBORA SO BAD……..THEY WERE AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME, BON JOVI FUCKING ROCKS, THEY PUT ON A SHOW OF A LIFE TIME…GOD I FEEL LIKE IM FLOATING ON AIR….I LOVE RICHIE DUMP DENISE

  18. alwaysclassy says – reply to this
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    lol.. that could be even more hilarious in a different setting.. during a presidential candidate speech, anyone? lol

  19. kellie says – reply to this
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    hahahah! i love it!

  20. tara BON JOVI ABU DAHBI says – reply to this
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    JON BON JOVI I LOVE RICHIE SO MUCH

    JON BON JOVI FUCKING RULES OH MY GOD IVE BECOME A GROUPIE

    I WAS JUST FRONT ROW SILVER MOSH PIT AT THE BON JOVI CONCERT IN ABU DAHBI IT WAS FKING AMAZING OH MY GOD I WANNA FUCK RICHI SAMBORA SO BAD……..THEY WERE AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME, BON JOVI FUCKING ROCKS, THEY PUT ON A SHOW OF A LIFE TIME…GOD I FEEL LIKE IM FLOATING ON AIR….I LOVE RICHIE DUMP DENISE

  21. jb says – reply to this
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    Priceless! That is hilarious- I would have been LMAO. How did they keep straight faces? Love the lady taking the photo- holding up her camera to capture the elusive Flying Cock.

  22. nonCYBoy says – reply to this
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    Talk about your dream come true! I've heard about it "raining men" but this is just heaven!

  23. lmo says – reply to this
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    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. cathy says – reply to this
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    lmao! wow that was awesome!

  25. Liza says – reply to this
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    WTF!! That was the funniest thing ever!

  26. LMFAO says – reply to this
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    MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING

  27. Beth says – reply to this
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    Alls I can say is…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is some funny shit…Finally something exciting in the world of chess!

  28. i wondered where my cock disappeared to says – reply to this
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    who gives a nutt if your 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    just type your damn comment………..
    why say 1st if your not sure

  29. Charlie Baby says – reply to this
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    Dude! Where can I get one of those?!

  30. Kelly says – reply to this
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    Wow, I thought you were kidding!

  31. r says – reply to this
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    LMFAO

  32. Hildie says – reply to this
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    That's so funny!!! LOL

  33. jon says – reply to this
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    I wish a fleet of them would attack PARIS HILTON at some news event or red carpet! Now, that would be FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!

  34. Allylicious says – reply to this
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    Makes me want to play chess in the promise that flying cocks will be there….Would definetly make my workplace more funner hahaha

    love ur box p-nasty xxx

  35. Liss says – reply to this
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    That… is the best thing I have seen all week.
    I would have shat myself laughing, but no one even cracked a grin.

  36. lol says – reply to this
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    lmfao i love how the guy just wacks it

  37. sTACEY says – reply to this
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    P E N I S E N V Y !!!
    P E N I S E N V Y !!!
    P E N I S E N V Y !!!
    P E N I S E N V Y !!!

  38. Duh says – reply to this
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    Why didn't I think of that? It's le' brills

  39. Jordan T says – reply to this
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    lmao that was the best thing i've ever seen!!!!!! where can i get one of those?

  40. jenbunny says – reply to this
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    the tyrants in the kremlin and their hooligan supporters ARE a bunch of cocks!

  41. mary says – reply to this
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    that definately loosened the atmosphere.

  42. POUTINE = DICTATOR says – reply to this
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    RUSSIA IS NOT A DEMOCRACY ! RUSSIA = MAFIA

  43. Matt says – reply to this
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    cock=who cares
    russia = who cares
    kremlin = who cares

    WHO CARES?!?!?!?

  44. this to reply says – reply to this
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    That guy flogged the bishop!!!

  45. Fly Through Dick says – reply to this
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    HE HE HE HE HE HE HE LOVE it! Good morning Perez!! lol

  46. Ina says – reply to this
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    Kasparov is one of the most courageous democrats in Russia. He is constantly under threat for getting arrested for telling his opinion or even getting killed for it!

    The acting of the leading political class there is a SHAME! Putin went all the way back to dictatorship. It's in no way better in Russia now than it was under the Sowjets!!

    And that they try to make Kasparov and his efforts for democracy ridiculous is very telling. And some of the comments here are very telling too. Russia= who cares???????? Are you crazy? The people there are suffering!

  47. nicole says – reply to this
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    that was so freaking hysterical…why cant crap like that happen at my work meetings?

  48. eb says – reply to this
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    NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS WHAT I CALL FUNNY!!!

  49. corinne says – reply to this
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    That is actually the funniest thing I have seen all day. When cocks fly…

  50. Dolly Parton says – reply to this
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    "GOD-DAMN, I love flying cock"!!!

  51. nana says – reply to this
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    lol, wtf ??

  52. Cash says – reply to this
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    that is funny as shit!!!

  53. hartford says – reply to this
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    that security guard was a real ball buster!

  54. lefty lady says – reply to this
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    Hi-FREAKIN-larious!!!

  55. nautiboy says – reply to this
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    the security guy really "spanked that cock"

  56. DEREDEO says – reply to this
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    that guy gets the you win award of the yr!!
    I lol'd at work and shoed my boss who laughed so hard he cried…

  57. haha says – reply to this
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    That was heli funny! LOL Very creative.

  58. angela_lushious says – reply to this
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    Now, that's a real c0k block

  59. Madonna: Abortion Queen says – reply to this
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    Madonna admits in a youtube video to multiple abortions!

    Papa Don't Preach- I'm Killin' Mah Baby.

  60. April says – reply to this
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    gotta love this sh*t!!!!

    HAHA!!

    a flying cock!!!!

  61. April says – reply to this
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    haha!!! Cocks in the sky!!!!
    haha!!! Smack down that Cock!!!
    Gotta love this sh*t.

  62. lol says – reply to this
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    LMAO
    That's because this guy is a real dick ::)